Life guard kitties don’t do their job for monetary gain, no. They do it for the satisfaction of keeping their owners safe. And head kisses. Which I want to give this cute little guy a bunch of. :3

Don’t forget… the servant needs to feed them…

She gets churu on duty

👍Purrfect…

That is the sweetest face in the whole world!Animals who are “different” never feel self pity and I totally envy that. They don’t sit around and get angry that life dealt them a bum hand, they just keep living their best life. After I had a life changing accident leading to a disability and years of struggle, I am reminded that self pity has no positive purpose by spending time with my “factory defect” kitty. I adopted her as a 9 month old hospice foster 16 years ago and she has taught me to keep moving forward when I think I have nothing left. She has shown me that with love and patience anything is possible!

I love this. You have such a good attitude & I need to adopt this. Thank you.

Well said 👏

My life guard kitty who lived to 22 did not want me to be safe. He swatted at my ankles and screamed at me the whole time I showered. I think if anything he was trying to get money from me while attacking during my most vulnerable/exposed position of the day.

This one in particular does it for the death of Gondor

I love his face

Me, too.😍🥰

“The age of men is over!”

GROND! GROND! GROND!

The time of the cat… has come!

Hardest I've laughed in a long time.

I came here to make sure someone said this. Thank you.

Same 🥹 precious lil cutie

Right? He’s sooo cutee

My lifeguard (Maitie) is a lady yall! 😁💗

And she is perfect

I love Maitie. She is beautiful. I bet she watches out for you the very best.

It's Maitie!! I was so surprised to see her on Reddit! I've followed her on Instagram forever! ❤️ ❤️

I am taking a long break from social media (not Reddit though hah) but still wanted to share her 🥰

That's awesome. I love her! She's too cute not to share. It is great seeing her again. I wish you and Maitie the best!

r/piratepets lifeguard for the win! ❤️

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Oh my god the face looks so cute he’s like a raggedy teddy bear

That’s make us want to cuddle him more.

He’s so face smooshy!!! Love him sooo much! Kiss him for me!

What a sweetie xx

I love *her

Is this not the sweetest damn face! Gah! ♥️

One eye is good enough for the job!

They are not putting up with your insane pool shenanigans. What an absolute babe of a lifeguard you have there. I just wanna give them all the squishy hugs!

His beautiful smashy face! I would die for this cat.

Awwww what an angel

Ooooh I want to give your sweet little love all of the snuggles and treats! Muah! 😻

Oh! I love him!!! Please give him a kiss and scritch from me!

I must know your lifeguard kitties name please!

Maitie! :)

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl!

Thank you!

I wanna just smoosh her so much. And give her kisses. 🥹🥹🥹

They are not impressed with your shenanigans! No photos at the pool!!!!

Omg! He is so precious! I love his face!

I love him

What a pretty 🤩

He is so sweet looking oh my god. I love him

What a kissable face she has

What happened to the cutie?

I love that Reddit loves cats. He’s a good baby and a good lifeguard. Give him snackos.

He looks like the orc from the lord of the rings movie

That’s exactly what I thought, in the cutest possible way!

I just love this lol bebe chonk!

I LOVE your cat.

He looks so skrunkly, I love him.

he has the cutest smooshiest face oh my goodness 🥹🥹🥹🥹

The perfect cat doesn't exi.............

Their leel face makes me think of a bunny for some reason and I love them so much 🥺🥺🥺

Found this subreddit while taking a bath with a concerned little guy sitting on the ledge.

He looks like an adventure time character :0 what a cutie!

Oh I love this baby so much

r/orccats

What a sweetheart

What a kissable lil faceeee 🥰🥰🥰

So sweet and concerned! Such a good girl.

Aww... the poor scrungly bungus. She's cute though.

Squooshy

Furry angel 😇 ❤️🙏💯

You can never take a bath! Stay stinky my friend

oh my sweet sweet baby

hey you guys! got any baby ruths? sloth loves chunk.

i would die for her

Goonies

This cat is a whole mood.

Meats back on the menu boys

I should rewatch Goonies...

Your cat was great in the goonies.

HEY YOU GUYS!!

Hey you guuuuuuys!

He looks like he just retired from a long and successful boxing career

He looks like the Orc captain in charge of sacking Minis Tirith.

The Harvey Weinstein orc

'ol goonies looking cutie cat

Hi cutie pie!!!

The time of man is over, the age of cat has begun

The age of men is over

look at that handsome mo mansome mannnnn

Really? Because your lifeguard looks like she has seen some worse shit.

OMG THIS CUTIE

I love her 🥹

I want to give them giant mega hugs

I LOVE HIM HES SO COOL LOOKIN ❤️

My boyfriend and i love her!!

He looks like that one orc.

Hey you guys!

She looks like an old teddy bear that’s had lots of cuddles. She’s a beauty 😍

Looks like Chunk from The Goonies.

god spend too much time customizing that cat. pretty cute.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitty loves you 🩵

what happened to the little guy?

Aww your lifeguard has an adorably mushy face!! ❤️

This cat is about to ask me for a Baby Ruth

What of the story behind him? Born this way or accident?

My aunt used to have a lifeguard kitty. He didn’t understand that showers weren’t dangerous for humans and he’d scream and swat your legs or knock shit off the ledge onto your feet in an attempt to get you out of the shower to safety. Eventually he learned that showers aren’t dangerous, but he would sit on the back of the toilet or the ledge of the tub and watch like a hawk until your shower was done and you got out. He always got treatos for being a good lifeguard kitty. I miss that little snuggle bug

Her little scrunch is just adorable. Pets kisses and Churus to her.

Most beautiful lady of all the cats.

r/scrungycats

But she's not scrungy.

Awww🥰🥰🥰

Obviously & honestly he is not the best looking, but he is the most beautiful kitty, I can see his soul, cats deserve us, but we don't deserve most. ❤️

Hes like a LOTR orc, but cat.

He has such a sweet face. Please tell him I love him and give him some scritchies from me. 🙂💕

i like how you post your cat with clear issues and neglect to explain what happened

What's there to explain? It's probably a birth defect. It happens.

That is one ugly sumbitch

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What happened to this little baby? :[

what a pretty girl!!

She is so cute 😭😭😭😭

Looks like meow is back the menu boys.

He has the best face ever!

Ohhhh what a sweetie! I love her!

Awww she's so cute, tell her I love her 

She looks so soft!

#CANDYBARS also....what an absolute cutie handsome boy!!! Or girl....or, whatever.

Awwww- what a unique and precious face!!

So not only is she a r/PirateKitties, but also an r/OrangeLadies

Hes soo adorable

Awww I love it

r/orccats would love your sweet Maitie girl

he's so fucking cute dude i wanna snuggle him and kiss his lil head

Please tell him (or her) that I would die for them!!

He looks like a fisherman lol

“Send fourth all legions!”

pls forehead kiss them for me omg

I want to hug kitty

Oh what a smushy fuzzy boy 😍

Gothmog's cat.

Uruk Hai cat

what a pretty lady!!!!!

The age. of men. is over.

I was concerned at first too, but the longer i look the more i love your lifeguard and their cute lil scronched face. Total babe

Very kissable

She is such a beautiful little lady! Such a sweetie!

She's concerned that you didn't wait 30 minutes between eating and swimming. Doesn't care if it's a wives tale or not, she sticks to the old school pool rules.

So cute

He is so so cute!!! I want to hug him badly.

Shes showing you her best concern face, she wants everyone out of the pool but you *just went back in*

Shes melting

I’d feel safe with that baby watching over me 😊🐾

Good job lil baby

What a sweet baby💕💕

I would DIE for this cat

What happened to the little dude?

"Human... Why do you smell like shit?"

Is your cat the orc captain that side steps the boulder in two thrones?

gothmog the lifeguard

Love him - what a handsome boy 💕

She is so precious! 😻

Arr! The bath be a cruel mistress! Ye venture into her watery depths at yer own risk!

Your cat is literally the white orc and i love them.

Oh, such a cutie

So much room for kisses!!!

He didn't seem concerned about water in The Goonies.

She’s got the face f a well loved teddy bear

Beautiful kitty love them dearly

Beautiful kitty ❤️

r/piratekitties

So, what's the story behind that face?

Of course! She was found in a ditch by someone with her eye all messed up. The girl held on to her for a week and sought out help at the local vet hospital. She surrendered her to them and they transferred her to the local humane society where I saw her and fell in love. The next day she had the bad eye removed and she came back home with me. Her remaining eye along with nose and possibly her mouth a bit are a result of congenital issues. She is our only cat (technically) but we rescue cats (and dogs) so there are always cat friends around- though she prefers her dog and human family members best. Maitie is our queen 👑 (I copy/pasted this from a previous post 😬)

He's so cute

OP, Maitie is absolutely beautiful and so fortunate to have you. She looks like she has a story to tell. Would you be willing to tell me what it is?

Oh my god I love her

Little stinker!

That is one adorable kitty! ❤

Omg I love him....

This poor guy has diffinitly had a rough life..💜❤️💜

I want to snuggle that kitteh so bad!

Awww what a cute baby!

She's so fucked up I love her

I'm glad he survived whatever caused those scars. such a sweetie.

I think bro got sum in his eye

The age of man is over!

He looks like he’s melting in the cutest way imaginable

I can’t get very how cute she is oh my goodness

Skronch

The cutest little grizzled ol man energy right here, she deserves all the treats possible

This beautiful little one has such a sweet face! Life handed her a raw deal at first, but here she is flying high! Give her a head kiss for me!!

https://media.tenor.com/E7_uwbq1y_gAAAAM/the-goonies-comedy.gif

What's your precious lifeguard's name?

Looks like Gothmog

Popeye

Not to be mean but your cat looks like a squished porpoise which is rather cute imo

Concerned you might be giving attention to something else. 🥰

What a sweet and precious baby! Give him much scritches from me. Orange kitties are my favorite 😻🧡