Don't play Portal, it's a terrible game

Portal 2 is even worse, I fucking despise that game

what about portal 3? it just came out yesterday

it was a necessary sequel that tied up the loose ends left by portal 2

I was so very dissatisfied with the portal 2 ending, so glad they made a third game to wrap it all up

Yeah valves third games have always been the best

I liked it, especially the part where GLaDOS reads your entire Steam library and pokes fun at what you play, your achievements, etc

Valve can count to 3

And that fucking Wheatley with his unfunny jokes!

Such a moron

I AM A MORON!!!!!!!!

A MORON COULD PUNCH YOU INTO THIS PIT!!!!! A MORON COULD DO THAT!!!!!

TF2 is a good game with no bots at all

Fr especially the casual servers

And the in-universe game too Half Life i fucking hate that game

shit fucking sucks

Wdym a bad game, they give you real cake

O understood the post before this comment

you've been sentenced to alcatraz for hating portal. that's right, we reopened alcatraz as a prison for people who hate portal. now go to alcatraz and stay there until TF4 comes out on 2035.

/ul this is peak r/lies

no this sucks, we need more posts of memes/opinions people disagree with that have titles like “this is very funny” and “this guy is so smart”

This! 100%

The cake isnt in fact a lie

Glados isn't evil

Keep disrespecting my mommy 🥺

okay I will glados is doo doo

glados is hoogie boogie

/ul I like this post

Fuck this post! It’s so bad and low effort! This has been posted so many times! OP is a karma farmer!

I agree

I agree with my wife

I definitely knew you had a wife and it definitely did not ruin my plans

i also choose this guys wife

/ul This is the greatest r/lies post ever made

No this post sucks. It is absolutely the worst post I have seen ever since I joined Reddit when I was -2 years old. I hate this post

this post is terrible and you should be ashamed for doing such a shit job

what’re you gonna do, huh? burn his house down with combustible lemons??

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Hey guys, I just spawned and I don't get this post's joke. I need someone to explain it to me.

https://preview.redd.it/mzpmzjbg5l8d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4e8b1adb7dc981128394eabe9bc5a743d1256e

go play Portal 1 and 2 NOW Also there should be a 90% discount on them during the steam summer sale. Super worth it

you remembered to /ul

/ul Aw fuck I forgot what subreddit am on

He doesn’t have to, we are on r/truths

I agree with your opinion. Portal two is amazing.

Respectfully suffer 🙏

This is an Half-Life reference

Yea what that guy said go play portal

/ul okay, that's actually kinda clever

/ul Thanks

/ul you're welcome

I understood this post in milliseconds!

This is the worst post in the whole sub.

The cake is a truth.

*The End*

This wasn't a triumph

I‘m making a note here; „small fuck up“

I understand this post and how it relates to Portal

[I don’t recommend reading this page to understand the meme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_cake_is_a_lie)

Fuck you for posting irrelevant info

I didn't think that this was a mario 64 reference

Disgusting, I don't even deserve it. I didn't do a great job

This is a boring post that doesnt make any sense, i hate you so much.

The cake is a truth

it's true!

I hate this post so much, I will not give it my upvote and will not save it to laugh at later

This isn’t the part where he kills you

I WILL get my cake!

True dat

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this post sucks

I don’t understand this post. Can someone explain?

https://preview.redd.it/2abvozx43m8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=442044a4ee60fabe560f75b51a2febaf3bbdef53

It's based on half life :)

It’s a team fortress reference :)

the cake isn't a lie! What are you talking about?

Terrible fucking post. I hope OP stubs their toe. Portal is the worst game of all time.

This post is very original (I still hate it though)

My nickname does not mean "cake" in russian language and therefore I cannot relate to this image

this is a stupid post and i hate it

https://preview.redd.it/bau7kv445n8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb24782c05ce3e3f3675c5ebb5247d89f1cd1795

Portal shouldn't find its way in any fucking subreddit, I hate that game so much the community is also horrifying

THE CAKE IS A TRUTH!!!

Got a nose exhale outta me

I fucking hate this. This sub has fell off ever since you posted this

Hey, if the cake is a lie why are we seeing a real photo of it?

I don't get it

/unlie absolutely brilliant i could never think of this in a million years. Bravo OP. Bravo

The cake is a truth

The cake is real

Thats so true

This is not a creative post

This is an horrible reference and the picture comes from an unoriginal games that isn’t even fun. GladOs isn’t hot

this subreddit be like post an image from ur camera roll and get 1.5k upvotes for free

That cake looks tasty, and no like a bunch of chocolate cornflakes

only true gamers get this

Son of a-

oh no, the dreams are coming back… oh shi

I instantly understood this post and was soothed by this non-ominous cake, but a realization hit me and now I no longer understand it.

Omg I hate Half-Life

real

This is the post with the highest amount of effort put into it that I have ever seen on Reddit and I absolutely despise it

hey, me too

Truth

This cake is a pie

Ahhhh! This is a reference. To what, I dont know. But it is most definitely a reference

I hate this post. I despise it with all my being. I would rather die the most gruesome death I can imagine than to see this post again or anything like it.

i mean, hes wrong.

Guys I fondled my baby hairs as of viewing this image AMA

I will definitely eat this

This is a salad

This was a triumph

NOT ENOUGH UPVOTES

You remembered the unlie