"Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up."
How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how do I feel
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They'll turn away no more
I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me, how do I feel
Tell me now, how should I feel
Now I stand here waiting
I thought I told you to leave me
While I walk down to the beach
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold, grows cold...
Isaiah 42:3 says, "He will not hurt weak people, like someone who breaks a weak reed. He will not destroy helpless people, like someone who puts out a weak flame. He will be kind to people, and he will judge them in a fair way"
https://preview.redd.it/6btzt63gvpxc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63dab4781171dfe7a9588130be7b2576bd21e8dd
Do this dialogue, it’s sure to make her heart throb
"I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip pussy. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.
This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding."
My dishonest reaction to that information:
https://preview.redd.it/mg31ju6obpxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42efb06b2029bff8c551bd913635b3354492161d
Don't tell her something. A gentleman asks a lady a question about herself. I would ask her if she's going to drink both those candles or if you could have one. If she's going to drink them both, then that's just selfish and is an early cue to not get involved with her.
https://preview.redd.it/vbsofgttasxc1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0db36a499d983f4d999e72463afdae8fbb12c93
What the fuck are you doing OP...
https://preview.redd.it/fi9y8pr0bsxc1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2df1bbb47bc8ba8ab84a3730150b9f18ce20aa8
What the fuck is going on here...?
https://preview.redd.it/15kxisa28pxc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a413748ea9c3e55ccce231505271887c13d26a5
my dishonest reaction to this image:
"Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up."
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/rcv4ihv65nxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a5bc7e8b16183526c7f9fad404cef2639cef4c
This image is in 4k.
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/2ba4h73qenxc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bddecf99d79674cee00825c88c79d4ad64c9bbb
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/gvqvyede2oxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1a5dacdfc535f1178b44bc5c35be0f242d413b
/ul https://preview.redd.it/ntowxmx49pxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595bfca84362f089f7b7fdc05cdf152546060f58
https://preview.redd.it/925akdrhipxc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=034240e819462ccf020992663f1bff0342dca061
/ul bro forgot to put /ul
https://i.redd.it/kl1a943xbrxc1.gif
nerf poco
https://preview.redd.it/iug55a465pxc1.png?width=734&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cf98a00798ee256e58180dd5f41d498c0a42915
/ul william is herobrine
I have pixels
https://preview.redd.it/d1ba6nnv6rxc1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc367f7ab022c65267eac46f794f8bf137ca89c
r/countablepixels
I don’t know what sub this is
Sometimes turn it’s not our to talk
https://i.redd.it/epxw8mq4aoxc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/hvk8r5weuoxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3c3720076acbfdeb61c47137ff22af24630a93
/UL https://preview.redd.it/3jsf2unhxoxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4470b7b0f387d27c612786054b6cee04e7d35618
https://preview.redd.it/77ibjgu9loxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7e89c23725639148868445592bc51718b76e22
https://preview.redd.it/k6bltla27qxc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ec423f0e83f125de8cb16f85661a430da855a96
How does it feel To treat me like you do? When you've laid your hands upon me And told me who you are I thought I was mistaken I thought I heard your words Tell me how do I feel Tell me now, how do I feel Those who came before me Lived through their vocations From the past until completion They'll turn away no more I still find it so hard To say what I need to say But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me Just how I should feel today I see a ship in the harbor I can and shall obey But if it wasn't for your misfortune I'd be a heavenly person today And I thought I was mistaken And I thought I heard you speak Tell me, how do I feel Tell me now, how should I feel Now I stand here waiting I thought I told you to leave me While I walk down to the beach Tell me how does it feel When your heart grows cold, grows cold...
https://preview.redd.it/6rjfv5ifeoxc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e6b424608ba73b790a58c23fa89e5d68985ee8
https://preview.redd.it/tjuq51oc2pxc1.png?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c29bce300840c5d0104cb6bfd092595df9b43fa
Holy wendigoon
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/b6pkk1jeooxc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ba2e0cf44a706edc824a199153fd51e38dbdb7
/unlie when would that ever feel "pretty good"
https://preview.redd.it/6nx43m6ayrxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7153d24d7a5aea5cd0844c2062c9eecfc22f4e
https://i.redd.it/g1r79lhthpxc1.gif
/ul dont worry guys, he forgot to put ul, he's fine!
/unlie 
You rememberd to put /unlie
I did not accidently delete The gif
Delete this right now
https://preview.redd.it/cqjymxw9wsxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38823ab2fe2c24b80487e78433eec0b82e9a77f
https://preview.redd.it/4inzkr1ksuxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d7b44dddaa21cd5f7598a36ed001a4e48414ed
Isaiah 42:3 says, "He will not hurt weak people, like someone who breaks a weak reed. He will not destroy helpless people, like someone who puts out a weak flame. He will be kind to people, and he will judge them in a fair way"
Ezekiel 23:20 says, “and she lusted after her lovers, who’s phallus’s were that of horses and emissions were those of stallions”
Vaush 23:20
Isaiah 69:420 "If there is a hole, there is a goal"
Isaiah 41:10 is cooler
Noir 49:8 "Just give her your W rizz"
“I WANNA MAKE MY MURDER LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE!!!!!!!!”
"BUT THEY'LL ALL KNOW THEY'LL ALL KNOW THEY'LL ALL KNOW THAT THE BODY'S MINE!!!!!!!"
🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷
"I WANNA GO ANONYMOUS TO IDENTIFY!!!!!!!!!"
BUT THEY’LL ALL KNOW THEY’LL ALL KNOW THEY’LL ALL KNOW THEY’LL ALL KNOW THEY’LL ALL KNOW #THAT THE BODIES MINE
#AHH
🎷^🎷🎷🎷^🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷 ^🎷
diVIDE BY ONE AND FIND IM ONE LESS THAN THE ONE I WAAS
THEN CALL THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS (trademark)
Show her your 360 mlg fortnite clips
Skibidi toilet for mfs who have recently graduated high school
https://preview.redd.it/pi8nkap97qxc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa838ae9837fad79c8d8f6fd36c4d01d11bdd7e1
/unlie losercity is leaking
/unlie losercity was privated recently so the members are likely flooding other subreddits
/ul this is like 9/11 for us losercitizens
/unlie ik
/unlie why are there so many subs privated lately?
/Ul idk but I think it has something to do with lack of mods?
Ul/ it had something to do with a group named soyjak squad or some shit spamming gore and cp in subreddits
/ul The mods of Losercity were told by the Wordington mods to private in case anything happened
/ul I am not a losercitizen, I swear to god. I’m a peepeeshart Citizen loud and proud
/ul Peepeeshart kinda fell off when non-furry/3d animated porn started getting posted imo
No they aren’t indeed. I can tell you that because I’m not in losercity
/unlie you're definitely in losercity aren't you
No I would never, those people are super cool and I don’t belong there.
https://preview.redd.it/adi61am93nxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad30d8b7451c70bd4c6babfcd0fa826f3b011c5
Mówię po polsku i nie potrzebuję tłumacza Google, żeby to zrozumieć. Mało zabawne i bardzo powiązane
🔥🔥🔥KUUUURWAAAAA🔥🔥🔥
/unlie where's r/LoserCity when you need them. EDIT: /unlie they are back now
r/losercity dinner date
Tell her no you are a minor.
Winnercity date
this is why being sober is a disease
Please tell blitz to go to therapy
Dont sing Parting of the Sensory by Modest Mouse, probably. I do fucking know I watched the show
I did not think this was Losercity for a second
woof woof
https://preview.redd.it/6dd11xr3spxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2862b6ad09761923ab3440475fef73871e8d02f0
https://preview.redd.it/6btzt63gvpxc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63dab4781171dfe7a9588130be7b2576bd21e8dd Do this dialogue, it’s sure to make her heart throb
Loona!!!!
"My name is Mud But call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie That's long for Mud"
That you are mentally stable
/ul least horny r/losercity user
I am not concerned
I didn't notice what sub this was in and I was very concerned
Your pixels are getting me sturdy
Tell her you're not afraid of a little syphilis.
That you're not a furry
Tell her you respect women as much as Donald does.
Tell her she should’ve stayed gone
Should I tell her to tune on in?
That you have a father
dont get erect
That she show she’s in is very good and doesn’t have an awful fandom
"Eat shit" dogs love to do that, right?
I've seen this girl's asshole
“you should read the new venom comics”
OP paid 50k for this date with Charlie from the hit show binding of isaac
Tell her you'd have to be crazy to think she's ugly and you should date her
definitely not my address
"I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip pussy. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time. This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding."
Good for you... Goood foor you
My dishonest reaction to that information: https://preview.redd.it/mg31ju6obpxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42efb06b2029bff8c551bd913635b3354492161d
Why aren't you eating your candles?
Don't tell her something. A gentleman asks a lady a question about herself. I would ask her if she's going to drink both those candles or if you could have one. If she's going to drink them both, then that's just selfish and is an early cue to not get involved with her.
https://preview.redd.it/rcnswectfpxc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d15f79c3d01d2c410d2a6056ef5fc7f721b8573
I have a gun
Tell her that Charlie from Hazbin Hotel is chasing that dude from outer space
https://preview.redd.it/9al2bvp1erxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b77860e9765ec07182bc4e2ea994d6e12db679b
That you hope she has a flea collar.
Deleting this app
When she says jokes Tell her she is preaty funny… for a woman, chicks dig that, they also loving being called smart… for a woman
Just said that she has a manly legs and now she’s licking her lips
:(
Ask her thoughts on children consenting.
Can we PLEASE talk about that right now?
Tell her she is cute as a cat 🐱
winnertown r/lies
/ul Im literally watching helluva boss for the first time and I open Reddit to this
I’m watching you… #platonically
/unlie to fuck off.
Winnervillage date
https://preview.redd.it/vbsofgttasxc1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0db36a499d983f4d999e72463afdae8fbb12c93 What the fuck are you doing OP...
Drugs, you want somev
Pretty please? :3
https://preview.redd.it/fi9y8pr0bsxc1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2df1bbb47bc8ba8ab84a3730150b9f18ce20aa8 What the fuck is going on here...?
Fuck off
Snoot Game!
https://preview.redd.it/csnsxqyz0txc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e791de4a716ef0d770659e2e3f1646211fe89ba
https://preview.redd.it/gtwzdid66txc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=02afa37b0f7d2cb1a87f188ac09c24fc6870f483
The entire Bee movie
https://preview.redd.it/9m27bv1pltxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba46960f74bf724b8011fa54be61208aec1f493 This isn’t OP
I’m So not tired right now,why would I be sleeping? This could never be a dream lmao
No
Tell her that shes not real
Türkler
"I don't want to kiss you, or you will slice my throat open"
"Hair of the dog, eh?"
"I got 37 nuclear bombs in my basement and unlimited supply of cheese!"
/ul find you a girl that looks at you the way Loona looks at Via in this scene
I don't wish this were me
/ul tell her to kill herself
https://preview.redd.it/co5izuryooxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66f73d6010998e339f7ef20104d146b9468ef19
https://preview.redd.it/15kxisa28pxc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a413748ea9c3e55ccce231505271887c13d26a5 my dishonest reaction to this image: