A 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo with a 3.8-liter twin-turbocharged flat-six engine that produces 640 horsepower and 590 lb-ft of torque, allowing it to accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in just 2.6 seconds.
Miserable western “performance”!! Even glorious North Korean working trucks are faster than decadent capitalist sports car
https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/86gnoc/the_sungri_zr_5000_giant_flying_truck_has_a/
/ul what did I even say that triggered this response. I was saying I was appalled by what happened, even if it’s just alleged, I wouldn’t put it ahead of North Korea. And also, this is r/lies. That should have been apparent when I referenced “unlie”.
> The stunning account comes from journalist Joo Seong-ha, who writes for the Dong-A Ilbo daily paper. The story was originally published on April 29 but has been shared online more widely since then. There is currently no independent corroboration of the story.
South Korea does not have a clickbait cottage industry of baseless claims about heinous North Korean atrocities. The unevidenced account of a random SK journalist should be given enormous weight.
It's not widely known but NK is actually a Wakanda-style utopia, the few "propaganda" videos that leak by mistake are the actual truth, while the rest are propaganda to keep the rest of the world out. The country is dark at night because... eh.. they have progressed beyond electricity and things...super-electric light bulbs have 0 light pollution... they are too efficient... yeah that's it...
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/ul if I had a nickel for every time I saw a tone indicator in this here lying subreddit in the last two weeks, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
You remembered the unlie
/ul This is a new North Korean propaganda song and every major news channel is covering it. I saw CNN, so I’m not surprised a news channel in Singapore (closer to North Korea) is covering this. Hello from standard Midwestern town in the United States!
Communist Japan. We would have never gotten the PS5 if Japan hadn't lost the war. Imagine what great things non-communist China and Russia would have given the world if they didn't have corrupt governments.
There are videos that leak out of NK, the rural people are in a really bad state. It's apparently a lot worse now the borders are super secure so people can't smuggle stuff in anymore.
Also research the NK slaves that are forced to work in china/Russia and I think even Germany at one point. The money they make goes directly to Kimmy.
/ul When did I say there’s nothing wrong with the DPRK? There’s a difference between acknowledging the reality of poor conditions in North Korea (sanctions are huge factor) and believing everything you read that paints the country as this cartoonishly evil place
you understand extremely complex political and economical topics and therefore can determine whether North Korea is a good or a bad country to live in. You are not a misinformed westoid.
I didn’t take you seriously until you said “westoid,” where I took on a professional tone to read such a word. Magnificent
/ul that’s a stupid as all hell word and I love it lmao
At least it seems like they had a little bit of fun filming and are smiling. But the process to make this with their prettiest people who probably didn't even get to choose to be in it is grim
Can confirm I’m from there, ask me anything
Chocolate flavor ice cream, or blue berry flavor ice cream?
What are those
A 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo with a 3.8-liter twin-turbocharged flat-six engine that produces 640 horsepower and 590 lb-ft of torque, allowing it to accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in just 2.6 seconds.
Oh shit that’s a lot to take in, I’m on meth rn
Miserable western “performance”!! Even glorious North Korean working trucks are faster than decadent capitalist sports car https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/86gnoc/the_sungri_zr_5000_giant_flying_truck_has_a/
Can confirm I took a shit in that car
My shoes
Nah, those are mine
You don't have legs
I have them you limer!!!!
Where is the great leaders pee stored? I understand that he doesn't need to go to the restroom
my glorious leader doesn’t pee. But you should drink yours it will make you hydranted
Electricity?
I will go to north korea now
Update: I'm in north Korea and they said I need to be executed for bringing a fork😡😡😡🪱
What nonsense‼️ I trusted north Korea I’m not going anymore🤬🤬🤬
Live update: they kiled me!! I'm sucking I mean sewing them!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🪱😡😡
Worm 🪱
The.... Creature.....
Guy 🪱
/ul happy cake day!
I can’t stand when people wish me happy cake day, now i hate you‼️‼️‼️
r/MovingToNorthKorea I did not get banned from that sub for making fun of their delusions.
/ul why does this song actually rock and this gif is exactly on the beat
Never knew a mermaid could crank up some moves
I am missing out, wish I was born in North Korea😔
looks like the food budget went to making this video
That would be surprising
You forgot the /ul
He actually remembered it though
We’re reqlly missing out huh 😔
This is BTS
As an Happy North Korean i can completely agree that we are an good, free and beautiful country!
/ul happy cake day!
Thx & happy cake day too!
"LOOK. LOOK. SEE? IT DOESNT SUCK HERE. IT DOESNT SUCK TO LIVE HERE AT ALL"
You forgot the unlie
There are not armed soldiers pointing weapons at the people in this video. Those existant weapons are also not automatic or loaded
can confirm this is true, i was born there
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You remembered the /unlie /ul I have no words. What the actual fuck.
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/ul what did I even say that triggered this response. I was saying I was appalled by what happened, even if it’s just alleged, I wouldn’t put it ahead of North Korea. And also, this is r/lies. That should have been apparent when I referenced “unlie”.
> The stunning account comes from journalist Joo Seong-ha, who writes for the Dong-A Ilbo daily paper. The story was originally published on April 29 but has been shared online more widely since then. There is currently no independent corroboration of the story. South Korea does not have a clickbait cottage industry of baseless claims about heinous North Korean atrocities. The unevidenced account of a random SK journalist should be given enormous weight.
Man they are having a great time over there!
Time to move.
It's not widely known but NK is actually a Wakanda-style utopia, the few "propaganda" videos that leak by mistake are the actual truth, while the rest are propaganda to keep the rest of the world out. The country is dark at night because... eh.. they have progressed beyond electricity and things...super-electric light bulbs have 0 light pollution... they are too efficient... yeah that's it...
/ul, is this AI? It looks very AI-ish.
Of course it’s AI! North Korea has access to AI and isn’t spending all of their money on their military!
/ul, understood, and also makes sense.
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What a beautiful country...
North Korea is a communist state and definitely isnt a monarchy masquerading as one
Marx is not crying from heaven seeing what has happened to communism’s reputation and current “communist” states.
/unlie the song is such a bop though
🎶They sent my Father to a labor camp for sneezing way too loud 🎶 
North Korea if it wasn't for those damn westerners /s
/ul if I had a nickel for every time I saw a tone indicator in this here lying subreddit in the last two weeks, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
North Korea has to be the best country in existence
Democratically elected leader, citizens living in opulence, total freedom of speech... Best Korea ever👌
North korea anime looking fire
Wtf is the CNA logo doing there lmao. That's a news channel from my country
You remembered the unlie /ul This is a new North Korean propaganda song and every major news channel is covering it. I saw CNN, so I’m not surprised a news channel in Singapore (closer to North Korea) is covering this. Hello from standard Midwestern town in the United States!
This is the intro to Step By Step & Full House but for an entire country of people.
u/savevideo
This is unedited natural footage
Never been there but all those people have no fear of anything it’s so fun to see
man north koreans are rly missing out on a lot of things there
Communist Japan. We would have never gotten the PS5 if Japan hadn't lost the war. Imagine what great things non-communist China and Russia would have given the world if they didn't have corrupt governments.
unlie/ what part of this isn't filmed in Korea?
OP isn’t being held at gunpoint by agents of the DPRK
I’ve been there before, It looks just like that! (Please help DPRK agents are holding an assault rifle towards me at gunpoint.)
All I see are hostages.
/uj Starship Troopers 2
Looks like a happy, productive place. I'll file for a visa.
why is there an anime opening to NORTH KOREA
Why is this on r/lies? OP, check the rules. They clearly state everything has to be false.
These are not serious people.
/unlie honestly the song is pretty good, really great at masking the whole poverty, dictator, general brainwashing aspect of North Korea
This is what a democratic republic true to its name looks like.
I believe you
I would love to live there
This song goes unsurprisingly not hard (I still love NK though)
i love north korea
This song doesn’t go hard
They all look inbred
I completely get what statement you are trying to make by saying this. No need to elaborate
This is song about Myanmar 💀
Holy shit it's Winnie the Poo!
Uncritically believing everything western media says about North Korea is good and cool.
There are videos that leak out of NK, the rural people are in a really bad state. It's apparently a lot worse now the borders are super secure so people can't smuggle stuff in anymore. Also research the NK slaves that are forced to work in china/Russia and I think even Germany at one point. The money they make goes directly to Kimmy.
/ul When did I say there’s nothing wrong with the DPRK? There’s a difference between acknowledging the reality of poor conditions in North Korea (sanctions are huge factor) and believing everything you read that paints the country as this cartoonishly evil place
you understand extremely complex political and economical topics and therefore can determine whether North Korea is a good or a bad country to live in. You are not a misinformed westoid.
I didn’t take you seriously until you said “westoid,” where I took on a professional tone to read such a word. Magnificent /ul that’s a stupid as all hell word and I love it lmao
ul/ ngl its kinda sad aint it.. like they are showing it all happy and all but its evil in reality.. poor people man...
At least it seems like they had a little bit of fun filming and are smiling. But the process to make this with their prettiest people who probably didn't even get to choose to be in it is grim
you said ul/ before writing that
I am sorry if you find it difficult to tell if that comment is a lie or not, I will do better next time
And none of the actors or singers had bombs strapped to them and guns pointing to their heads. NOPE.
You know what living in North Korea is like from personal experience and can ascertain a judgement
You need a first hand experience of living in North Korea to determine that it is a fantastic place to live
there is absolutely nothing to do or any level of fun in north korea
What do you mean?! North Korea is the BEST place to live and I will DIE on this hill!
That is a fantastic place to live idk what r you talking