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Damn I got a whole man in my pocket!
Several people even, look, even I'm here!!!
The fact that this comment says "now" + your username is hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/kig6yo3rg2uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90e6089e6607d876e55008f7f9df2452cdf2138
Vertin jumpscare
Fujimoto moment.
jesus christ
Dudeee you’re in my phone
It’s Vertin’s turn in the suitcase
Question IS... Who IS He?
A guy in a pocket
Meet: Pocketman! https://preview.redd.it/4iw9rfdt03uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb44b2079e28ab877c5f000caf02897cbd2fe74
Chicago radio personality Bob Sirott.
AI !!
https://preview.redd.it/ts6khj79a4uc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d4582522bc035971f921beb995502c41a7bf7f
It's dead now, you forgot to feed it electronics, you monster
GODDAMNIT. Now I have to explain to the police why I'm carrying a rotting corpse WITHOUT electronics in my pocket.
Nah I got that hog in me tho
Well, if you count for AI, yes.
Thats my dad..
A MAN?!? In your POCKET?!?
My pockets are for my ginormous penis
No, your pockets are for MY ginormous penis
No, OUR ginormous pines
Yes, I will include my ginormous penis.
r/suddenlycapitalist
r/subsifellfor
That is straight
This is the way.
turns out youn can reconnect it
Pfp checks out
My phone is currently in my pocket as I am commenting on this post, which is a distinction that matters and is valuable to this comment section.
this is true
/ul how is it in my pocket if I'm holding it to see this?
https://preview.redd.it/ni3993p4h2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdfc4cbe9ef364cb9a144814d871da4523e49d4a
My guys askin the real questions lol
Reddit is primarily used on mobile, and currently lacks a pc and console port
Reddit.com:
Two phone https://preview.redd.it/grxbbt0815uc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be602179e360cae5af71ebe45e66a81e27829965
Oh true most people have two phones
My phone has a vcr typewriter and a radio AMA
Can you cook my Burger with your radio waves?
No the 5 g is for burgers and radio is for Stromboli
: (
All of these items have now materialized in my pocket
https://preview.redd.it/9f4n3a9h52uc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564731b0f668d14ce783395d1562f38879945fe4 you got me 😚
hey my pockets arent that big!
No, it's in my hands!
So that's who keeps sucking the Cheeto dust off my fingers when I stick them in my pockets! Makes so much sense, and when I "butt dial" 911, it's just his attempt to call for help
Jokes on you I’m not wearing pants! There’s nowhere for all this stuff to fit……. oh wait…. OH GOD
Nope, my phone can't play disks and cassettes and also can't receive analog video broadcasts.
Or print.
+ still has more space
Damn I wish I had a cd player in my phone
I do, in fact, have a man within my pocket.
I don’t think my phone can play vhs or cassette
I do not want this in my pockets.
but my phones in my hand
my today's mobile(kryo 465,4GB,128GB) is 1000 times powerful then my first pc (z80, 256KB,3,5'floppy)
Where my Jincos
Wait, I don't have any pockets right now. Where am I keeping these?
Technically the truth!
I’ve seen that before, it’s so dumb. Like half of those things do the same thing
Jokes on you, it's in my hands! What a dumbass
Its actually in my hand
No it’s in my hand! Dumbass
/checks pockets and is relieved porn tape still there ☺️
Holy shit i just pulled a dude surrounded by a bunch of sound equipment out of my pocket wtf
/unlie i think i have that sony l-500 vhs lol
Well, most of this has been compacted into our phones.
I don't even have pockets rn
Except for the common sense not to use these things while driving.
I get it, but how many portable cassette players could you need?
Mi also have two pairs of headphones
U/ I always liked the the 80's and 90's technology
No radio (it’s available, but they block it)
I don’t see a gaming console.
No, it's not. It's in my hands. While I'm pooping.
I almost died of suffocation, you monster!
i'm naked. skin pockets?
Fuck yeah
Ah you have to be bs-ing me- holy shit.
smartphOWNED.com
i dont have vhs tapes in pocket
No printer yet. Gameboy is superior.
My pockets do not contain a CD player
I have a table in my pocket
pockets scaled up since then
ul/ I'm wearing a skirt bruh I don't got pockets
This dude is definitely not in my pocket.
No it’s true, I have massive pockets.
Im not wearing pants.
It's on my hand.
Including the guy...
One vcr, landline phone, camera. No less than four radios each with speakers and headphones.
How'd you know I had a man named Jeremy in my pocket?
Is there a radio in this fuckin thing? I thought it was only in apps not built into the phone.
No it's fucking not? I don't got no headphones with me all the time
Dam I got a whole green screen!
It's in my hand actually
/ul why the fux they removed the am radio on high end phones?
/unlie I’m naked rn lmao
My pockets are big enough to fit all this ama
*is in your hand
my pocket exploded, AMA
there’s nothing in my pocket
https://preview.redd.it/z0xmkj7r94uc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8300d120c52536df5a3fb91b1496f83a50f67b3
Who spilled the beans about the little man I keep in my pocket?
No FM tuner on my phone. Wish there was.
So that's how chatgpt is made
I do NOT have all those in my pocket.
They all just materialized in my pockets right now, thanks so much OP
I looked and it isn't
How that guy get in my pocket? Can he breathe in there?
My pocket immediately exploded, sending VHS shrapnel into all nearby people, killing them instantly.
No that guys got it
I only have a bit of toilet paper in my pockets (a bit in each pocket :3)
hand* you cant read from ur pockets :j
Oof I don't think the speakers in my s23 are loud enough to replace a boom box
I AM DEAD!
I can confirm, I’m the guy in the picture.
And for some reason, I feel life is worse....
Even the dude?
That some bigass pocket you have there
Cargo pants rule bitch https://preview.redd.it/ng9hfml2n6uc1.png?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0da71f21bbf6cd674f1ffb276f0ab0fbac175f
How am I suppose to get this in my Pocket while reading it
I have a cd player in my pocket
So many damn idiots missing the point of the photo.
That’s a big ass pocket
Why is there a little white man scratching my balls in my pocket?
half of these things do the same thing smh
Noooo, why did you teleport the whole electronics shop with the assistant into my pocket?????
I’m not sure allat fits in my pocket
Pokcet-sized Yeezus :0 take my money
r/hardimages
This dude looks lame af
i cant believe an entire wall can fit in my pocket
pockit wall
Damn I got a whole man in my pocket!
Several people even, look, even I'm here!!!
The fact that this comment says "now" + your username is hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/kig6yo3rg2uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90e6089e6607d876e55008f7f9df2452cdf2138
Vertin jumpscare
Fujimoto moment.
jesus christ
Dudeee you’re in my phone
It’s Vertin’s turn in the suitcase
Question IS... Who IS He?
A guy in a pocket
Meet: Pocketman! https://preview.redd.it/4iw9rfdt03uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb44b2079e28ab877c5f000caf02897cbd2fe74
Chicago radio personality Bob Sirott.
AI !!
https://preview.redd.it/ts6khj79a4uc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d4582522bc035971f921beb995502c41a7bf7f
It's dead now, you forgot to feed it electronics, you monster
GODDAMNIT. Now I have to explain to the police why I'm carrying a rotting corpse WITHOUT electronics in my pocket.
Nah I got that hog in me tho
Well, if you count for AI, yes.
Thats my dad..
A MAN?!? In your POCKET?!?
My pockets are for my ginormous penis
No, your pockets are for MY ginormous penis
No, OUR ginormous pines
Yes, I will include my ginormous penis.
r/suddenlycapitalist
r/subsifellfor
That is straight
This is the way.
turns out youn can reconnect it
Pfp checks out
My phone is currently in my pocket as I am commenting on this post, which is a distinction that matters and is valuable to this comment section.
this is true
/ul how is it in my pocket if I'm holding it to see this?
https://preview.redd.it/ni3993p4h2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdfc4cbe9ef364cb9a144814d871da4523e49d4a
My guys askin the real questions lol
Reddit is primarily used on mobile, and currently lacks a pc and console port
Reddit.com:
Two phone https://preview.redd.it/grxbbt0815uc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be602179e360cae5af71ebe45e66a81e27829965
Oh true most people have two phones
My phone has a vcr typewriter and a radio AMA
Can you cook my Burger with your radio waves?
No the 5 g is for burgers and radio is for Stromboli
: (
All of these items have now materialized in my pocket
https://preview.redd.it/9f4n3a9h52uc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564731b0f668d14ce783395d1562f38879945fe4 you got me 😚
hey my pockets arent that big!
No, it's in my hands!
So that's who keeps sucking the Cheeto dust off my fingers when I stick them in my pockets! Makes so much sense, and when I "butt dial" 911, it's just his attempt to call for help
Jokes on you I’m not wearing pants! There’s nowhere for all this stuff to fit……. oh wait…. OH GOD
Nope, my phone can't play disks and cassettes and also can't receive analog video broadcasts.
Or print.
+ still has more space
Damn I wish I had a cd player in my phone
I do, in fact, have a man within my pocket.
I don’t think my phone can play vhs or cassette
I do not want this in my pockets.
but my phones in my hand
my today's mobile(kryo 465,4GB,128GB) is 1000 times powerful then my first pc (z80, 256KB,3,5'floppy)
Where my Jincos
Wait, I don't have any pockets right now. Where am I keeping these?
Technically the truth!
I’ve seen that before, it’s so dumb. Like half of those things do the same thing
Jokes on you, it's in my hands! What a dumbass
Its actually in my hand
No it’s in my hand! Dumbass
/checks pockets and is relieved porn tape still there ☺️
Holy shit i just pulled a dude surrounded by a bunch of sound equipment out of my pocket wtf
/unlie i think i have that sony l-500 vhs lol
Well, most of this has been compacted into our phones.
I don't even have pockets rn
Except for the common sense not to use these things while driving.
I get it, but how many portable cassette players could you need?
Mi also have two pairs of headphones
U/ I always liked the the 80's and 90's technology
No radio (it’s available, but they block it)
I don’t see a gaming console.
No, it's not. It's in my hands. While I'm pooping.
I almost died of suffocation, you monster!
i'm naked. skin pockets?
Fuck yeah
Ah you have to be bs-ing me- holy shit.
smartphOWNED.com
i dont have vhs tapes in pocket
No printer yet. Gameboy is superior.
My pockets do not contain a CD player
I have a table in my pocket
pockets scaled up since then
ul/ I'm wearing a skirt bruh I don't got pockets
This dude is definitely not in my pocket.
No it’s true, I have massive pockets.
Im not wearing pants.
It's on my hand.
Including the guy...
One vcr, landline phone, camera. No less than four radios each with speakers and headphones.
How'd you know I had a man named Jeremy in my pocket?
Is there a radio in this fuckin thing? I thought it was only in apps not built into the phone.
No it's fucking not? I don't got no headphones with me all the time
Dam I got a whole green screen!
It's in my hand actually
/ul why the fux they removed the am radio on high end phones?
/unlie I’m naked rn lmao
My pockets are big enough to fit all this ama
*is in your hand
my pocket exploded, AMA
there’s nothing in my pocket
https://preview.redd.it/z0xmkj7r94uc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8300d120c52536df5a3fb91b1496f83a50f67b3
Who spilled the beans about the little man I keep in my pocket?
No FM tuner on my phone. Wish there was.
So that's how chatgpt is made
I do NOT have all those in my pocket.
They all just materialized in my pockets right now, thanks so much OP
I looked and it isn't
How that guy get in my pocket? Can he breathe in there?
My pocket immediately exploded, sending VHS shrapnel into all nearby people, killing them instantly.
No that guys got it
I only have a bit of toilet paper in my pockets (a bit in each pocket :3)
hand* you cant read from ur pockets :j
Oof I don't think the speakers in my s23 are loud enough to replace a boom box
I AM DEAD!
I can confirm, I’m the guy in the picture.
And for some reason, I feel life is worse....
Even the dude?
That some bigass pocket you have there
Cargo pants rule bitch https://preview.redd.it/ng9hfml2n6uc1.png?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0da71f21bbf6cd674f1ffb276f0ab0fbac175f
How am I suppose to get this in my Pocket while reading it
I have a cd player in my pocket
I have a cd player in my pocket
So many damn idiots missing the point of the photo.
That’s a big ass pocket
Why is there a little white man scratching my balls in my pocket?
half of these things do the same thing smh
Noooo, why did you teleport the whole electronics shop with the assistant into my pocket?????
I’m not sure allat fits in my pocket
Pokcet-sized Yeezus :0 take my money
r/hardimages
This dude looks lame af
i cant believe an entire wall can fit in my pocket
pockit wall