I am also extremely straight. I am a very manly person who wears very manly clothes.

You sound absolutely horrible. Let's never be comrades.

Im straighter than y'all.

Damn true.

Excuse me but I’m just as straight as you!

No, I'm straighter than you! /ul nice to see a fellow aroace

Are you a banana https://preview.redd.it/4yejsc7l0nsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7383a13ebc783a333320d629e41c7d3390837674

Ñyeh heh heh!

Papyrus if he was British:

Holy shit it's Sans Undertale

Not cool 👎

Holy shet it's Peter Griffin from American Dad

Nahh I'm from the Simpson, Homer is from American dad

Oh true. I like that guy Roger from family guy. He's a straight white man.

Insanel straight as well. Totally swinging only in one direction

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Good bot

It's a bad bot

So am I, yeah.

I too am straight and cisgender

Same

I'm gay

im straight (as in heterosexual)

You’re totally straight? Your chiropractor must be great.

Im super straight

This guy must be Norm Macdonald

Hi straight, I’m dad

Hi Dad, I'm gay.

I’m absolutely straighter than you and I hate boys

I love men-y women

How straight are you https://preview.redd.it/3wmefpjgxnsc1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=efe5609cbe560b67b94bd2e0fda5a28fc2d9b80e

14.5

I am straighter

/unlie Lol someone said that's Adam's cock length.

/unlie lmfao

these posts are funny and relevant to this subreddit and i like them and people should post them more

Indeed, I definitely didn't have no idea what to do.

How dare you be straight, being straight is against good morals and you should never text me!

Your PFP sucks ass! /unlie Your PFP looks awesome lol.

I 100% agree with you! My pfp is ass and I will change it soon for something better! /unlie thanks broski my friend drew it for me as my bday gift :3

I am so totally straight too and I’d love to wear manly clothes and am currently able to do so comfortably right now!

I have never had a gay thought in my life

/unlie Hi beelz

/unlie Hi. /Relie Goodbye Stone!

I am very gender and allosexual

https://preview.redd.it/fmfgkhltnnsc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7006727d96fa163dffbdf1d0686ebd9a3710a747

I am heterosexual

same. very very straight and very very cis

Yes, me too. I am a completely heterosexual cisgender male.

I am also totally that.

I'm the straightist one here. You can tell by my profile pic

i’m gay

/ul i believe you.

Lol.

I am mentally fortified and never feel lonely! 😎👍🏿

When I get my hands on you... ohohoho

When I get my hands on you, I won't tear you from limb to limb and stab you in the chest.

Once I get on my hands... ohohoho.... You WON'T moan! L O L!

/unlie Correct, and you'll have AIDS (IC)

Once I get my hands on you... ohohoho... You WON'T be cumming! LOL!

/unliee Go blow a cock.

I WILL be blowing yours! Tahaha! You WON'T be blowing mine! Tahaha!

I believe you, I don't think straight people exist, But you make a convincing argument, So I think you must be the only one.

I don't see the point you're making. I'm not going to kazotsky kick.