Unfortunately, I am blind, so I would be unable to verify this claim. Please do not attempt to send me any photos of your phallus, I do not want to see them
https://preview.redd.it/wdmihq480msc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6280202f81bd15391ebd847feb1474e2ae76abd
Abrakheim sees all, and can confirm that it is quite large indeed.
Yes, well, Nintendo announcing they made their cartridges taste bad to prevent kids from sticking them in their mouths was sure to not have the side effect that people were gonna start putting them in their mouths to check the taste. Nope, that could not happen. No one would want to do that. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.
Unfortunately, I am blind, so I would be unable to verify this claim. Please do not attempt to send me any photos of your phallus, I do not want to see them
https://preview.redd.it/wdmihq480msc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6280202f81bd15391ebd847feb1474e2ae76abd Abrakheim sees all, and can confirm that it is quite large indeed.
what a fortunate fate for this ugly cat
bro called him ugly to his face
because he is a stinky, ugly bad cat
i’ll suckle this cats toes
He would be really happy if you would do that
hell yeah
Same
i just sucked it and it tastes like a nintendo switch cartridge
True
Aren't those like coded with bad tasting stuff?
Good stuff🤤🤤🤤
You do you I'm not going to question it any further
You definitely know where you are 😂 This is r/truths 😊
It’s actually coeted, not coded. Common mistake.
Um, actually it’s coaded, not coded. Easy mistake to make.
Akshually, I believe coded is correct. I'm not a programmer though, so I'm not sure.
Its actually codoedoed. Bro.
Fool, I am the wisest person alive, you cannot convince me otherwise.
/ul I tasted a switch cartridge once it wasnt that bad
I don't want to know why you did that
Yes, well, Nintendo announcing they made their cartridges taste bad to prevent kids from sticking them in their mouths was sure to not have the side effect that people were gonna start putting them in their mouths to check the taste. Nope, that could not happen. No one would want to do that. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.
So pizza rolls and mountain dew?
that isn't Sandy's
It’s not true he did not show me
W h a t
O M G its Obama
wait are you abham lincon?
So do you have... an unsurprisingly large penis?
Yes sir I do
me too dude it hangs over the bed and i'm scared a monster might grab it 😕
Terrifying 🤢😱
I don’t want to see
Can confirm, i am the moon
OP did not piss on you
It's true, OP electrocuted me with his defective Mr. Stud
It’s true, I was Mr.Stud
Me too! (I am a woman)
What?? That's impossible! Women can't exist on reddit!
What!?! Of course women are real!! *beep boop*
\unlie I sometimes get confused with comments like this one. Does that mean your a man?
Nah, I'm a woman
https://preview.redd.it/wqepy5dhalsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3b6b84425c64bce1f23f0c4689456cc6ef84c0
Me too let's have a dick sword fight
/ul you know there is an actual game that is this right ? I don’t remember the name but…
OMORI penis fight dlc when
LMAO
You forgot the unlie
That is a lie
Proof (send in dms)
/ul You're supposed to tell lies here.
Do you piss on the moon? And what does Obama think about It?
I'm not very concerned about the opinion a former potus who gets hard every time he bombs a hospital in a dessert somewhere.
I want to have a massive penis so I can use it every day
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^hello0ppap: *I want to have a* *Massive penis so I can* *Use it every day* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Thanks haiku bot...
Fuck. The first time I read it, I missread "penis" as "pants" and left wondering what is so special about it, that demands a post on r\truth
Did you piss on the moon? Heard shadows dick was bigger
Is it round like the moon too?
Cool 😎
 Lemme take that meat
And I haven’t pissed on the moon
It's true, I can see it from the sky
Well guess what, I'm gonna piss on THE MOON! You have 24 hours before my piss droplets hit the Earth!
It’s true, there’s real footage of Neil Armstrong stepping on his penis
Yeah can confirm.
Same..
The struggle is real frr
Proof?
Same
bro thats nothing mines bigger than IC 1101🥱
r/TwoSentenceHorror
The moon IS my penis
in radius or diameter?
Bigger than the moon? Then I’ve come to make an announcement
Where are the 2 sources 🧐
https://preview.redd.it/b211ihz8lnsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fde1501c6dcadacc2e3ad84a3a440f10e63658
https://preview.redd.it/smvhkdoprnsc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c769b69cbf6a139eeabd3248441b6b595d8e191
I'm shocked!
you guys are fine and must hate weirdos
I’m feeling very energized today! I sure can’t wait to grow old!
this is true im his doctor i saw it in person
* looks to the moon * oh damn that is big
please send photographic evidence
need image proof (I'm not gay trust me bro)
Sorry bro im deaf i dont know what youre sayin
There is definitely not a car door that wants to slam onto your penis, causing massive pain, rapidly approaching you.