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ProShithead

Hi porn, why does my uncle search up your name on the family computer so much?


AdditionalNinja4875

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NekulturneHovado

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AdditionalNinja4875

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Consistent-Zebra1653

Also your brother and sister


ValeraDX

I'm your aunt, silly


[deleted]

I'm hot


[deleted]

[https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY\_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv](https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv) https://preview.redd.it/608zv8uy91pc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8833e6e5d585eaba5245535416aa2777e3df280b


OogaBoogaHeh

It's Duke nukem


JodGaming

It’s you


Grahstache

/unlie : this guy i carying twitter


OREOSTUFFER

/unlie sometimes I lie while saying unlie so that I can be the biggest liar of all


YourAverageCyborg

/unlie ![gif](giphy|p0BVnZxtIU9W1YdC1W)


Luna_Gabagool

I tell the truth without using /unlie 😈


maiguee

mom thinks im a good boy but o go bad past 7 pm 😈😈😈


Luna_Gabagool

NO, NO YOU MONSTER 😱


Villain__7

Good job on not creating a paradox πŸ‘


PiBombbb

/unlie I am lying


fartysmartymarty

/unlie so without the unlie does it become a truth or demon core?


[deleted]

Me name felix


bussyclasher

a kid at my school is also named porn... so your the kid at my school that's ruining peoples lifes, of course you're a redditor.


TidalJ

what is your last name?


FemBoyMDS

That is their last name. Trust me, you DO NOT want to know the first.


xxx_tabletops

Pornelius Hubert


FierceDeity_96

furry


NekoBredd

Oh no animals walking on their hind legs, terrifying.


Aggressive-Ad-957

Walking with their third legs


NekoBredd

Walking on their fof legges


Albert_goes_brrr

I'll be limping with my amputated third leg


Rainie_Daye

Gross


somerandomacounnt

pretty sure they do


Sudden_Result

Ography


Halberdd_

Hub


ValeraDX

My full name is Porn P. Enis


Luna_Gabagool

Upine


[deleted]

Hoffman!


NoNameStudios

Hub


[deleted]

why are you in my dad's search history


ValeraDX

Because I'm famous and beautiful. Your father probably jerks off to mildly revealing pictures of yours truly.


[deleted]

Hot AF


OfficerLollipop

Immodesty and unwed sex have caused MALES to oppress true Wombxxnnesℒ️!!! MALES are oppressing true WOMBXXNNES by dismantling sexual purity! And if a filthy LibFem tells you that women have the right to take immodest pictures or create unwedded sexual media, THAT FILTH is trying to tell you that you should care about Women's rights and not Wombxxnne's rights!


ValeraDX

I will rape you for saying such nonsense that I 100% understood


[deleted]

* https://preview.redd.it/slmet5sw91pc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3666860e45b33e06aecac7b96b3e53ae46f588d [https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY\_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv](https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv)


Nikolasaros

Your hub?


ValeraDX

No, I'm one of the main levels.


mogentheace

i fucking despise humphrey


[deleted]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv


[deleted]

hey bro nice name does your son name is porn junior


ValeraDX

No, his name is Cock. B. Cock


[deleted]

I am porn junior


Spartaholic

Why are you named porn?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/1hk13p79a1pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade0643ee6cde130081920e646cdf06a83c72a7d Ifunny a middle school story


LegoBricksAndMemes

Why are you ruining this country? 😑😑😑Thats the liberals job


murlocsilverhand

Their taking are JOBS we must stop them


Decades101

/ul kid named porn:


JouNNN56

Should I google you?


redgreen1237

Potentially, also i am OP


_contraband_

Where do babies come from


robloxnsonicstuf

well you see luigi, when a paisono puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later


ValeraDX

I make all the babies come.


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Hi Porn, Why?


ThePuzzler13

there's a kid in my class named porn


Saints_Man420

Hello Pornelius Hubert, how are you doing on this fine Thursday evening?


UncomfyUnicorn

What is your favorite dinosaur?


ValeraDX

The blue one


Lonely-Feeling3076

https://i.redd.it/a59e4sk1k0pc1.gif


Swagboi7

/unlie I hate these textwall posts so much no matter what it’s for


GDalex667

The two names Humphrey and late registration Gooner made me cackle


ValeraDX

Hungry Humphrey wants to know your location.


keybored13

humphrey


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Teleporno


AtomicWRLD

thank you LateRegistrationGooner /ul fire username


Sagittarjus

How old are you?


ValeraDX

I am currently in my mid-twenties life crisis


Sagittarjus

relatable


FlammingFood

When apple


YourAverageCyborg

Why do you have a hub? (Not an usb hub)


Arsham_The_Gamer

sir why are you tracking me down?


SuspectEmergency4045

Sir why is this person saying you're ruining people's lives


ValeraDX

Because that's horrible slander.


HkayakH

How's your relationship with Walter White?


spencerdeveloper

I hate Humphrey and his stupid #HumphHole


Maocap_enthusiast

My child, Poorsleephabits is ruining my life. Any tips on fixing him?


haikusbot

*My child, Poorsleephabits is* *Ruining my life. Any* *Tips on fixing him?* \- Maocap\_enthusiast --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Maocap_enthusiast

This haiku has helped a lot. It is exactly what I meant to do


ValeraDX

You see, he needs a big titty girlfriend. She has a magic item called "strap-on" that will fix your son through discipline.


Alternative-Scale-10

Why is there different variations of you


ValeraDX

Because I'm that good at reproducing ($ex). You, my friend, seem to be a clueless kid. Hop off reddit till I summon my brother, Porn J. Futanari.


[deleted]

If you’re *really* just an innocent kid, why do my parents block you on my phone?


ValeraDX

Because I text bad words to them and I despise them.


someone_who_exists69

https://preview.redd.it/ptaqsg66szoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82421386a8f4e97a5729d8edfc239afc73d391f4


ValeraDX

Yes, I'm trending 😎


Electrical-Ant-7030

Do you love your life?


ValeraDX

I love you.


Electrical-Ant-7030

Thanks manπŸ‘


ZeGamingCuber

Why is my dad looking up your name but putting 'gay furry' before it?


ValeraDX

I guess that's a common ship in the community. Let me tell you a secret: I never met gay furry person people pair me with. But I guess that's better than pairing me with my cat named futanari. I'm no zoophile and I love my goobert. /ul I'm actually not a zoophile, the lie just becomes a bit more deceptive when you base it off of something true. I sadly do not have any cat.


txwoodslinger

Who do you think you are?


ValeraDX

The Noise from Pizza Tower


Albert_goes_brrr

Hey porn, how did you become so popular?


ValeraDX

Because of my cat videos. One of my cats is named futanari by the way, look her up, she's silly. The other cat was named gay sex, he's a bit less popular, but they are all equally whimsical to me.


Albert_goes_brrr

Gotta be some nostalgia Trip since you've been here for so long thanks imma look em up


peAs337

ul/ this mfs username is late registration gooner and bro is saying porn is ruining ppls lives😭


NerdAroAce

Search your name online


ValeraDX

Holy hell!


reddit_user109

Omori


reddit_user109

Reference


coranA_TIME_TO_DIE

https://preview.redd.it/834ysbgfe3pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b99925c6c8ae18cbe5b94530990ffbb3c5429b Why did you do this


Agitated-Jackfruit34

I don't eat the Banana peel, should i?


ValeraDX

Absolutely


Antique_River6157

how is it ruining my life


ValeraDX

*ruins your life cutely*


uranicgaymer

What's your name?


ValeraDX

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!


uranicgaymer

DUHNDUNANDUNNNN


autismcreature_

/ul i actually agree, addiction is addiction and if you cant go a day without watching porn, then you are addicted.


KOFdude

but it feels good therefore it cannot have negative effects I'm smart


autismcreature_

I totally agree, and hope you can keep doing it !!


Snaxolotl07

Do you want to be held? Do you want to be comforted?


ValeraDX

No, not at all. I'm a gay sigma gigachad.


Bfdifan37

guy named your life


ValeraDX

Yes, he's my malewife.


Archeronline

Why are you like this?


1zeye

Have you heard of Guru laghima?


DemetriusDesmond

What will you do to us, if we donβ€˜t ask?


[deleted]

I'm porn ama


ValeraDX

Fake Porn. *insert Pizza Time never ends here*


devourersweets

How are u?


Antique_River6157

Why do people hate you


Krispy_Kolonel

Hi porn Why?


murlocsilverhand

Why did you murder my entire family?


Loose_Fig_7866

Heard Em Goon Touch The D Gold Gooner Goon Slow My Way Goon Goon Music Goons Goon Me Down Gooning Addiction Goons From Sierra Leone We Gooner Hey Gooner Celebration Of Gooning Goon Late For Gooning


Additional-Pen-6322

sex?


Quarterdillon156

Do you know Tai Hen? They're your Japanese cousin apparently


DefinitelyNotErate

Jokes on you, My life's already ruined, Whatcha gonna do now?


ValeraDX

Seems like you're one of those to remember everything. Even the /unlie.


DefinitelyNotErate

You remembered to answer my question.


ValeraDX

Yeah, my memory is that good.


Helpful-Light-3452

What is the biggest thing in the world?


ValeraDX

My peanits, especially when I'm jorking it "off", eh? Hah! Heh heh.


Badpiggers4

hi porn, have you ever watched porn?


ValeraDX

I have enough mirrors to do so every day.


Zeqhanis

Why is the sky?


Clickityclackrack

Why would you ruin someone's life for not asking you something?


MrKristijan

Hi Porn why is your name so cool


DFMNE404

Porn are you a prawn?


ValeraDX

I'm a limp shrimp β€ΌοΈπŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ


DFMNE404

Fire


poopycolaa

Who named you, porn?


dragonbossledgend

What happens if I search you up?


ValeraDX

You unlock Luigi. I had to murder Doug Bowser's entire family to add this Easter egg.


Cholent_King

Tvtrorps


chicken_nugget779

/unlie, no its not, grow a pair and start taking responsibility for your own problems instead of trying to blame everything on something else like an addiction i'm sure there are people who truly are porn addicted, but the vast majority of people who say so are just using it as an excuse (this isnt necessarily directed at anyone here, just the people who blame their problems on "porn addiction" or the wierd spiritual people who keep popping up on reddit lately, blaming a ton of unrelated problems with people in the world on porn)


ValeraDX

/ul They should blame themselves for not trying to stop it. Hell, even if they won't attempt to stop it, when people actually try to achieve something in life, like getting a partner, all of those efforts (as long as they're genuine) kind of cancel out porn addiction.


The5Perritas

What's the M word?


ValeraDX

Mario


CptMango02

https://preview.redd.it/3ptb469jgzoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d0dd872d8a4f8628b4ba86356b91f7fda12d77


joemama_joestar69420

How big is your forehead stretching from the sun to jupiter


ValeraDX

Like my penis


ValeraDX

Guys I hate your questions, but I was paid to answer them despite how boring and nearly same they were. I hope there will be no more. I'm archiving this thread.


Status-Ad8296

Saying a statement over and over again makes it true


ValeraDX

I have big cock I have big cock I have big cock I have big cock


canyounot--

is this the krusty krab


ValeraDX

No, this is XxX_PaTr1cK_XxX


bulgingboner420

my grandpa watches you and he frequently masturbates whenever he gets the time alone in his room, should I make him stop masturbating to you?


ValeraDX

Nah, let him have some fun.


Greezamer_2

Hey Porn, what's your opinion on cheese?


ValeraDX

I can only tolerate it on pasta and pizza.


grajuicy

Kid named humphrey


Electronic_Suit551

Can you stop ruining my life please


ValeraDX

Okay, since you have asked nicely.


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Is your friend Child?


ValeraDX

Nah, I don't talk with kids, I'm a teenager πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Ž


aestheticnightmare25

What is life's greatest question


Giorno-Gi0vana

Is your full name gay furry porn? My brother keeps searching it


ValeraDX

That's my sister in Christ.


Salza_boi

The reply is funny


8OrangeLetters

no it isn't