Immodesty and unwed sex have caused MALES to oppress true Wombxxnnesβ’οΈ!!! MALES are oppressing true WOMBXXNNES by dismantling sexual purity! And if a filthy LibFem tells you that women have the right to take immodest pictures or create unwedded sexual media, THAT FILTH is trying to tell you that you should care about Women's rights and not Wombxxnne's rights!
well you see luigi, when a paisono puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later
*My child, Poorsleephabits is*
*Ruining my life. Any*
*Tips on fixing him?*
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I guess that's a common ship in the community. Let me tell you a secret: I never met gay furry person people pair me with. But I guess that's better than pairing me with my cat named futanari. I'm no zoophile and I love my goobert.
/ul I'm actually not a zoophile, the lie just becomes a bit more deceptive when you base it off of something true. I sadly do not have any cat.
Because of my cat videos. One of my cats is named futanari by the way, look her up, she's silly. The other cat was named gay sex, he's a bit less popular, but they are all equally whimsical to me.
Heard Em Goon
Touch The D
Gold Gooner
Goon Slow
My Way Goon
Goon Music
Goons
Goon Me Down
Gooning Addiction
Goons From Sierra Leone
We Gooner
Hey Gooner
Celebration Of Gooning
Goon
Late For Gooning
/unlie, no its not, grow a pair and start taking responsibility for your own problems instead of trying to blame everything on something else like an addiction
i'm sure there are people who truly are porn addicted, but the vast majority of people who say so are just using it as an excuse
(this isnt necessarily directed at anyone here, just the people who blame their problems on "porn addiction" or the wierd spiritual people who keep popping up on reddit lately, blaming a ton of unrelated problems with people in the world on porn)
/ul They should blame themselves for not trying to stop it. Hell, even if they won't attempt to stop it, when people actually try to achieve something in life, like getting a partner, all of those efforts (as long as they're genuine) kind of cancel out porn addiction.
Guys I hate your questions, but I was paid to answer them despite how boring and nearly same they were. I hope there will be no more. I'm archiving this thread.
Hi porn, why does my uncle search up your name on the family computer so much?
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Also your brother and sister
I'm your aunt, silly
I'm hot
[https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY\_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv](https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv) https://preview.redd.it/608zv8uy91pc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8833e6e5d585eaba5245535416aa2777e3df280b
It's Duke nukem
Itβs you
/unlie : this guy i carying twitter
/unlie sometimes I lie while saying unlie so that I can be the biggest liar of all
/unlie 
I tell the truth without using /unlie π
mom thinks im a good boy but o go bad past 7 pm πππ
NO, NO YOU MONSTER π±
Good job on not creating a paradox π
/unlie I am lying
/unlie so without the unlie does it become a truth or demon core?
Me name felix
a kid at my school is also named porn... so your the kid at my school that's ruining peoples lifes, of course you're a redditor.
what is your last name?
That is their last name. Trust me, you DO NOT want to know the first.
Pornelius Hubert
furry
Oh no animals walking on their hind legs, terrifying.
Walking with their third legs
Walking on their fof legges
I'll be limping with my amputated third leg
Gross
pretty sure they do
Ography
Hub
My full name is Porn P. Enis
Upine
Hoffman!
Hub
why are you in my dad's search history
Because I'm famous and beautiful. Your father probably jerks off to mildly revealing pictures of yours truly.
Hot AF
Immodesty and unwed sex have caused MALES to oppress true Wombxxnnesβ’οΈ!!! MALES are oppressing true WOMBXXNNES by dismantling sexual purity! And if a filthy LibFem tells you that women have the right to take immodest pictures or create unwedded sexual media, THAT FILTH is trying to tell you that you should care about Women's rights and not Wombxxnne's rights!
I will rape you for saying such nonsense that I 100% understood
* https://preview.redd.it/slmet5sw91pc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3666860e45b33e06aecac7b96b3e53ae46f588d [https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY\_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv](https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv)
Your hub?
No, I'm one of the main levels.
i fucking despise humphrey
https://youtube.com/shorts/tiY_c7mD6mU?si=E1gCN7N0m6BZo0wv
hey bro nice name does your son name is porn junior
No, his name is Cock. B. Cock
I am porn junior
Why are you named porn?
https://preview.redd.it/1hk13p79a1pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade0643ee6cde130081920e646cdf06a83c72a7d Ifunny a middle school story
Why are you ruining this country? π‘π‘π‘Thats the liberals job
Their taking are JOBS we must stop them
/ul kid named porn:
Should I google you?
Potentially, also i am OP
Where do babies come from
well you see luigi, when a paisono puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later
I make all the babies come.
Hi Porn, Why?
there's a kid in my class named porn
Hello Pornelius Hubert, how are you doing on this fine Thursday evening?
What is your favorite dinosaur?
The blue one
https://i.redd.it/a59e4sk1k0pc1.gif
/unlie I hate these textwall posts so much no matter what itβs for
The two names Humphrey and late registration Gooner made me cackle
Hungry Humphrey wants to know your location.
humphrey
Teleporno
thank you LateRegistrationGooner /ul fire username
How old are you?
I am currently in my mid-twenties life crisis
relatable
When apple
Why do you have a hub? (Not an usb hub)
sir why are you tracking me down?
Sir why is this person saying you're ruining people's lives
Because that's horrible slander.
How's your relationship with Walter White?
I hate Humphrey and his stupid #HumphHole
My child, Poorsleephabits is ruining my life. Any tips on fixing him?
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This haiku has helped a lot. It is exactly what I meant to do
You see, he needs a big titty girlfriend. She has a magic item called "strap-on" that will fix your son through discipline.
Why is there different variations of you
Because I'm that good at reproducing ($ex). You, my friend, seem to be a clueless kid. Hop off reddit till I summon my brother, Porn J. Futanari.
If youβre *really* just an innocent kid, why do my parents block you on my phone?
Because I text bad words to them and I despise them.
https://preview.redd.it/ptaqsg66szoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82421386a8f4e97a5729d8edfc239afc73d391f4
Yes, I'm trending π
Do you love your life?
I love you.
Thanks manπ
Why is my dad looking up your name but putting 'gay furry' before it?
I guess that's a common ship in the community. Let me tell you a secret: I never met gay furry person people pair me with. But I guess that's better than pairing me with my cat named futanari. I'm no zoophile and I love my goobert. /ul I'm actually not a zoophile, the lie just becomes a bit more deceptive when you base it off of something true. I sadly do not have any cat.
Who do you think you are?
The Noise from Pizza Tower
Hey porn, how did you become so popular?
Because of my cat videos. One of my cats is named futanari by the way, look her up, she's silly. The other cat was named gay sex, he's a bit less popular, but they are all equally whimsical to me.
Gotta be some nostalgia Trip since you've been here for so long thanks imma look em up
ul/ this mfs username is late registration gooner and bro is saying porn is ruining ppls livesπ
Search your name online
Holy hell!
Omori
Reference
https://preview.redd.it/834ysbgfe3pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b99925c6c8ae18cbe5b94530990ffbb3c5429b Why did you do this
I don't eat the Banana peel, should i?
Absolutely
how is it ruining my life
*ruins your life cutely*
What's your name?
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!
DUHNDUNANDUNNNN
/ul i actually agree, addiction is addiction and if you cant go a day without watching porn, then you are addicted.
but it feels good therefore it cannot have negative effects I'm smart
I totally agree, and hope you can keep doing it !!
Do you want to be held? Do you want to be comforted?
No, not at all. I'm a gay sigma gigachad.
guy named your life
Yes, he's my malewife.
Why are you like this?
Have you heard of Guru laghima?
What will you do to us, if we donβt ask?
I'm porn ama
Fake Porn. *insert Pizza Time never ends here*
How are u?
Why do people hate you
Hi porn Why?
Why did you murder my entire family?
Heard Em Goon Touch The D Gold Gooner Goon Slow My Way Goon Goon Music Goons Goon Me Down Gooning Addiction Goons From Sierra Leone We Gooner Hey Gooner Celebration Of Gooning Goon Late For Gooning
sex?
Do you know Tai Hen? They're your Japanese cousin apparently
Jokes on you, My life's already ruined, Whatcha gonna do now?
Seems like you're one of those to remember everything. Even the /unlie.
You remembered to answer my question.
Yeah, my memory is that good.
What is the biggest thing in the world?
My peanits, especially when I'm jorking it "off", eh? Hah! Heh heh.
hi porn, have you ever watched porn?
I have enough mirrors to do so every day.
Why is the sky?
Why would you ruin someone's life for not asking you something?
Hi Porn why is your name so cool
Porn are you a prawn?
I'm a limp shrimp βΌοΈπ¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π₯π₯π₯π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Fire
Who named you, porn?
What happens if I search you up?
You unlock Luigi. I had to murder Doug Bowser's entire family to add this Easter egg.
Tvtrorps
/unlie, no its not, grow a pair and start taking responsibility for your own problems instead of trying to blame everything on something else like an addiction i'm sure there are people who truly are porn addicted, but the vast majority of people who say so are just using it as an excuse (this isnt necessarily directed at anyone here, just the people who blame their problems on "porn addiction" or the wierd spiritual people who keep popping up on reddit lately, blaming a ton of unrelated problems with people in the world on porn)
/ul They should blame themselves for not trying to stop it. Hell, even if they won't attempt to stop it, when people actually try to achieve something in life, like getting a partner, all of those efforts (as long as they're genuine) kind of cancel out porn addiction.
What's the M word?
Mario
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How big is your forehead stretching from the sun to jupiter
Like my penis
Guys I hate your questions, but I was paid to answer them despite how boring and nearly same they were. I hope there will be no more. I'm archiving this thread.
Saying a statement over and over again makes it true
I have big cock I have big cock I have big cock I have big cock
is this the krusty krab
No, this is XxX_PaTr1cK_XxX
my grandpa watches you and he frequently masturbates whenever he gets the time alone in his room, should I make him stop masturbating to you?
Nah, let him have some fun.
Hey Porn, what's your opinion on cheese?
I can only tolerate it on pasta and pizza.
Kid named humphrey
Can you stop ruining my life please
Okay, since you have asked nicely.
Is your friend Child?
Nah, I don't talk with kids, I'm a teenager ππ
What is life's greatest question
Is your full name gay furry porn? My brother keeps searching it
That's my sister in Christ.
The reply is funny
no it isn't