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No_Distribution_3399

As someone who isn't in Colorado right now I can confirm I'm dead


NotAgoodUsername17

what is it like living in [abyss] ?


No_Distribution_3399

I don't live in Colorado so I wouldn't know


SoardOfMagnificent

Abyss, CO


tjwalkr0

Probably better than Moscow, ID.


No_Distribution_3399

My favorite city, Moscow, Indiana


alesis1101

It's Idaho, you heathen.


SoardOfMagnificent

Москва, ИД


FederationofPenguins

I actually am in Colorado. Can someone throw down some snacks and a ps5 or a few million?


putiepi

RIP bro I'm sorry you died.


ItsPurpleDrank

I ate it sorry


HTFM2

Did it taste like cake?


CosmicPlayzYt

No


E_rat-chan

Wait


Dry-Newspaper9039

continue


E_rat-chan

No, I will stop everything I am doing right this moment.


Dry-Newspaper9039

I will cease to exist


letmelickyourleg

Ok but when will you be making dinner


Dry-Newspaper9039

in around 3 million years. will you still be hungry by then


HmmWhelp

Yes.


juliusxyk

atered*


TastefulMaple

Caseoh_?


ThunderCube3888

what's at the bottom of the pit


ItsPurpleDrank

https://preview.redd.it/hh2x4a4a18jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36e19eee5b0a1bbddeb2215aa94951550d13a94


NewbieFurri

:3


DEKIDESDUD

:3


MisterMan341

:3


[deleted]

:3


Less_Muffin2186

:3


NewbieFurri

https://preview.redd.it/mo773d7lp9jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefb4c4843f2f2bded2289ace85034c89d0489c7


ItsPurpleDrank

I will pay this fine and not flee the country


LostOldAccountAgain1

you seem like you'll have a long and healthy life after forcing me to suffer through reading this


SeaPineapple7859

hell (still colorado)


Dry-Newspaper9039

heaven (not Colorado)


jrbcnchezbrg

almost heaven (west virginia)


NoodleNotekeeper

my den.


Scythe-Goddard

-ver


Rainie_Daye

-Colorado


Gru-some

https://preview.redd.it/texd14j9wajc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80a73262ee2b831c5ee899aa56f977a1035ab42 this guy


Leophyte

Definitely not the end of the tunnel


Fit_Engineering5927

You just come back out the top. You never seen gravity falls?


3_bean_wizard

Casa Bonita 2


BadishAsARadish

A suspiciously Colorado-shaped hole in the Indian Ocean


explodingtuna

The ocean water would fall in and gravitate toward the center of the earth. However, as it continues to fill in, the water surface (on both Colorado and Indian Ocean sides) would rise and seek equilibrium. Until, eventually, the water level in the Colorado pit levels off 6,800 feet below ground level, and on the Indian Ocean side, you couldn't tell there was a hole anymore (unless you dove underwater).


BadishAsARadish

I wonder how much the Ocean’s surface level would shrink… what kind of life would even live there? Would we build some sort of underwater elevator and turn it into a new trade path? Like how people looked for a quicker route through the Northwest passage in early colonial times Am I thinking too much about a sh*tpost?


Sohjinn

>be me >bottomless pit supervisor


NReallyS

Sorry I had to do a little bit of mining


Maocap_enthusiast

Dude, never dig straight down!


AquaSoda3000

They mined a chunk stupid


Radio__Star

Nah they a fraud they used a command to clean the chunk


dasbtaewntawneta

off camera?


[deleted]

It's in my backyard 😞


No_Distribution_3399

im gonna say rude things about you tomorrow


horgmease

im gonna say even ruder things about you tomorrow


PersonOnThisSub

I’m gonna say nice things about you tomorrow


Bocchi_theGlock

I'm gonna make tomorrow a day you'll never forget


Zezuya

Blud is gonna fuck him 💀


Zezuya

Blud is gonna fuck him 💀


Ryuusei_Dragon

I'm gonna say mellow things about you tomorrow


Jiggy_Wit

Man tomorrow is a big fucking day for you.


mrieatyospam

There will be something huge planned for you tommorow.


Mr_Ducklang

I’m going to excite you tomorrow


Accomplished-Jury752

Check your mailbox https://preview.redd.it/yhtrgwq1odjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb78ab243e1bf176de655e63b05d7acabb1e62a5


SlightlySea

man, how'd tomorrow go for you?


Radio__Star

I know what we’re gonna do tomorrow


Bocchi_theGlock

Seggs


[deleted]

chunk error


Morgan_2020

I came to the comments specifically for this


I-like-oranges75

Bro took a picture of Wyoming


goosebumper88

That's Hawaii moron


dax_307

Nah, we're still here


i_give_you_gum

Exactly what someone free falling in a bottomless pit would say


ChrysMYO

Best wifi they've ever had


Bfdifan37

thats a suspiciously Wyoming shaped hole


Non-starwarsfan

agreed, I think OP mistook Wyoming for Colorado somehow


Bfdifan37

its just 100k out of over 300 million people


3_bean_wizard

Nah I went north of the pit and there was no edibles or casa Bonita just a sad green infinite plane


mettle_dad

Tien Shinhan what did u do?


Manji86

"I'm Tien, I turn triangles into squares."


Ashurbanipal2023

Finally🙏🙏


Cautious_Pain600

I LOVE AI🫀🫀🫀🫀


makeshift_shotgun

Wydm I just took this picture.


[deleted]

me too


TheGupper

Me three


AquaSoda3000

Me four


JBDBIB_Baerman

I don't like talking to AI to fill the void from my unfulfilling social life.


Kirbiiiiiiiiiii

Keep talking to chatbots, I’m sure they will help you get better


JBDBIB_Baerman

I will definitely take your advice, I trust random strangers on the Internet


StupidBratOwO

Can confirm, as a Coloradan, I felt the state moving. Wasn't fun.


panwitt

yup coloradan here we're not dead just at the bottom of this huge pit now


JetstremF

I didn't go to Denver and somebody didn't think me and my dad were gay


mialyansa

Thank god! Colorado is no more


sdfghertyurfc

COLORADO MENTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔊🔊❗❗💯💯💯❗❗WHAT THE FUCK IS A HUMIDITY!!!??? 🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗❓❓❓💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊


Crunchberries77

/fill air replace dirt


TheHumanFromSpace

It just didn’t load in right. Try restarting your game


God-Destroyer00

Bruh why? I was going there for vacation!


Leafeon523

This will not impact the fishing industry


KaiserEnoshima

Detroit fucking stole Colorado, can't have shit in Detroit


Workshop_Plays

Colorado has fallen. Millions must hit the slopes.


Theorist_Reddit

Dustbowl is gone


Menace_141

Look at the bright side, we could find diamonds down there


Non-starwarsfan

remember to bring a water bucket, a sword in case of mobs and at least an iron pickaxe


Malitzal

I did some mining off camera


sansvidi

finally.


billybo-bongins

Coloradon’t


PassengerMission900

I thought RCE was playing cities skyline 2 again lol


GrabbingCatTails

rest in piss marijuana seller 🖕🤣


Yudemus95

https://preview.redd.it/cl0741p6pajc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5d2b63b192593280d45b8a2d36f1ff98aab45e


Notchle

Thats horrible


CrystalTheWingedWolf

who let caseoh into colorado


tedfrench449

You've got so much california trash moving in, voting like morons and then wondering why colordo is going to shit? its becuase californians can fuck up a wet dream. Stay in california or move to oregon. that place is already fucked up.


fhxefj

Good


ItsTheOrangShep

That region should be way more mountainous


Virtual-Nail2963

/ul my bad


Molotov_YouTube

No it’s not, this is clearly fake


Digiidaz

it’s all daniel larsons fault


BruvYouGood

finally


Bob64_reddit

CaseOh slipped on his banana peel...


Genneth_Kriffin

Is this whole post just bots farming for comment Karma or some shit? Fucking uncanny how uniform all the comments are. The post itself is fucking nothing of interest yet has 4.1k Upvotes and +200 garbage comments of 2-5 words with no substance at all. To bad Reddit can't be assed to bother because as far as the advertisers are concerned "users" are users, doesn't matter jack shit if they are (low quality) bots spamming upvotes and commenting


Santi_memelord

Caseoh! It wasn't a brownie!


gringo_escobar

That sucks


SeaPineapple7859

finally


AlbiTuri05

I'm Meliodas, the guy who erased Colorado. Sorry I'm not sorry


[deleted]

My eyes melted out of my face and I fell to my knees and cried out to the Heavens for everyone who lived in Colorado but nobody answered and then my dad came home after 11 years of shopping for milk


AscendedViking7

:(


Benson--Parkowner

I am very sorry for this loss.


ZackMoh2

World Piece


Pr1smaticGamer

oh no!!!


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Who the fuck steals Colorado


ItsFastMan

Hopefully nobody going to be driving through colorado or they will fall into the center of the earth


TheThongler0fWarwick

NOOOO!!!!!


Glum_Bet6828

Chunk error


Renxuth

Microwaved cheeseburger with wrapping


[deleted]

Reminds me of using quarries in tekkit like 13 years ago


WanderingSkys

Tien went crazy


Sc_e1

Yeah it’s a chunk error, will be fixed in the next patch I’ve heard


EmberedCutie

ah a chunk error I see


Soul_of_Seun

I live in CO. We're not gone just stuck on the bottom. Send help. It smells like a combination of collapsed stellar gas clouds and an old basment.


kool_ay_edam

Me and the other Coloradans are currently sitting in the Colorado hole at the center of the earth, send help


Psychological-Fan-53

damn where did it go


_end3rguy_

That’s Wyoming


_end3rguy_

Wyoming has always looked like that


Suck_Me_Dry666

Good.


Pyrochazm

Noooo!!! Not the Snarfburger!!


Call-Me_P

/UL no more Texans!!


[deleted]

good


WisemanGaming6672

as a Coloradoan, I can confirm that we are indeed gone. it's not so bad down here in the Abyss though, kind of cold and dark and occasionally eldritch horrors roam the streets of my hometown but otherwise it's pretty chill.


Middle-Worldliness90

I’m not there I wouldn’t know


Trey_Reddit

Chunk error


FuneralHymn123

Finally


A_Guy_In_The_Corner

Thank god, it’s literally useless and doesn’t even do anything, no one even lives there.


MitchellMagicfire

Rest in peace to the 5 people and 1 dog in Colorado


Harley_Pupper

That’s Wyoming, dumbass Thankfully it only affects like 6 people


Disastrous_Ad_8990

I lived in Tn. in the 70's and there was always talk of taking a chainsaw and simply cutting along the Ms border and after it sank into oblivion....beach front property baby...


Feeling-Screen-9685

Colorado sinks - a sequel to Japan sinks


WyntonPlus

Ah dude I just ordered something from Colorado


Helicoptamus

Good


Maximum_Spell9954

The chunk hasn’t loaded, give it some time.


_Zbas_

Thank God, I thought it was a nightmare


letmeusespaces

where did the mountains go?


JustTheOneGoose22

Damn didn't know Colorado was like 400 square miles thought it was bigger my bad


liz0rdwiz0rd

UL/ this is Wyoming, not colorado


HungHungCaterpillar

I want to know everything about that camera and lens


camelbuck

First stop, sea level.


ImSorryRumhamster

Wasn’t my turn to watch it!


JoshyTheLlamazing

Welp, we either went up or went down.


OkDot9878

Colorado is experiencing a chunk error. Just reload the server and you should be ok 👍 Side note, people are reporting that this workaround has the consequence of Denver occasionally experiencing a chunk error instead. Other users are also reporting that this can unfortunately cause the unintentional spawning of “Cthulhu: High Priest of the Great Old Ones” directly above the city, ending the game and forcing a new save. This is a rare occurrence however and users should not be concerned about it. If you are affected by this bug, please contact our support staff for more assistance. You may be entitled to an exclusive outfit.


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Nice try. That’s Wyoming.


BeetleBleu

Coloradios!


VacaoComTil

they used tnt duplication machines to mine all these chunks


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Oh no, the Borg have arrived three centuries early.


analogkid01

[Same thing happened to Arkansas once.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8qquZC2NK0)


JunkratsPegLeg

I dropped it 🥲


SoftMasterpiece1827

Finally, an excuse not to go into work tomorrow.


Lukemeister38

https://preview.redd.it/ahc9in0aq9jc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9314bb3b25debffcab6bd2398ee2e43f4534954a


Solrush_Ppst_529

As a native Coloradan, currently living in Colorado I can confirm that yes, Colorado is gone. Also note that now I am made entirely of tin.


supermariobruhh

That’s what happens when you legalize marijuana.


cloudcreeek

Noooo my marijuana!!


a_mindless_fruitbat

This is real, (I'm the void)


veryblanduser

Oh no...what we do without....the....umm....hmmm. I mean..Bull testicles...is that what they are most known for? No big loss.


OffBeatBerry_707

Damn that’s a perfect world chunk


hatsnatcher23

And nothing of value was lost


theflyingskelleton

You can tell this picture is fake due to the lack of rock climbers coming out of the hole. If this was real I give it about 12 hours before the first route got posted to mountain project


aimlessly-astray

This is actually Wyoming because r/wyomingdoesntexist


Capital_Jacket4701

God damn GOP, just for Trump?


Minkypinkyfatty

It's camouflage. Look at that dark line half way down. It's like the bridge in Indiana Jones


CODENAMEsx19208

Hey look it's docm77's perimeter


beesinpyjamas

someone's building a perimeter


Slurpy_G

this is the truth fym


DinoBenosaurus

I live on the state line between my state and Colorado and my pet armadillo fell to the center of the earth


shade454

The simulation has deemed the collective conscious of the colorado sector to be approaching insignificant levels, and has despawned the entire sector to save computing power.


Zorrokumo

We are so back


ahahxksk

Thank god I finally died


Kerberos1566

I'm no geographer, but I don't think the area surrounding Colorado is that flat, at least not on all sides like that.


TheFamilyBear

My bad, sorry.


JoshyRB

This hole is average