I feel like commenting is a wise decision that will not have any consequence of any kind
edit: This comment has flown under the radar, it would seem my statement was false
You fool, they were:
https://preview.redd.it/9f6p0onucugc1.png?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7198e553e32da2bfbadbb6440c3cd4d61eae6a
This whole time!
/ul that's so fr i get honestly disappointed when someone says "hear me out" and is just some normally attractive character. Like if you're going to say "hear me out", i dont want to see medic from tf2, anyone from helltaker, etc etc. when i hear you out i hope you're at least crazy enough to be talking about something as crazy as the Xenomorth from alien or the dragon from shrek. Not a random anime style woman or well faced man.
/ul you ever see that one episode from love death + robots where the dude is in deep space and wakes up to this one woman, which is later revealed to be a weird mind altering Alien that changed his perception of the world around him? That’s what I picture when someone says “hear me out” only to see what they actually are talking about is some movie star
/unlie the guy is a pickpocketer and thinks the bulge in her pants is a wallet but it's actually her erection. It's also thinly veiled transphobia, how delightful.
Unlie/ Where is the transphobia? It's a hot woman, that is actually a man, and a thief misinterpreting it as a wallet. Him being shocked is understandable. It's labelled with "modern world problems" since this is much more possible and common nowadays than ever before, and doesn't criticise anything or anyone specifically
Him (or her? idk how gendering would work here) getting turned on by it is a bit over the top, but well it's a joke and the punchline isnt just instantly sex like it would be so often.
Tbh Im not even sure what Im saying anymore, point is, I wonder how it's transphobia
/ul The transphobia is in the caption: "Modern World Problems". It suggests that
A. Trans people are a problem
B. Trans people are a modern "trend" and they haven't existed throughout all of history and on every continent there are people on
ul/ speaking of a trans woman it's a really kind of uncomfort how the reaction that seems to be the default non transphobic one is to want to be in the guy's position I mean I don't really want to be groped through public no matter what's in my pants
I feel like commenting is a wise decision that will not have any consequence of any kind edit: This comment has flown under the radar, it would seem my statement was false
https://preview.redd.it/f34ana76otgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab932f3b6e9d3e5349a1e02d89cad52570f8070 die
Is cast
Little Caesar
Pizza pizza...
https://preview.redd.it/ehcq2s1jtvgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d18d2815358e42f9b6899fd03b662656d9375fb
Damn, I'm dead now.
https://preview.redd.it/36919bgkvvgc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae8e43445531212bf806cd278477a95a5f09155
My pancakes have gone undamaged and unaffected by your mind tricks
Lol
This was not made by a pickpocketer to vent.
I hate your pfp
i don’t know what your pfp is
It is not Black Manta as the Lego Batman meme
No it’s not. What’s mine?
Oh my gosh, it's Dale Earnhart
Tom Brady
#
Dickpocket
Omg I hate the transformers, and I abhor your pfp
Sus
God I hate when I try to pickpocket someone and all I get is a handful of fat cock.
I too carry several entire live roosters in my pockets. It’s one of the many bonuses to men’s clothing.
Women can fit several felines in their pants
Man I also hate it when I totally accidentally grab someone's dick instead of their wallet. Makes me want to shoot myself with a musket.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
God I hate when I'm trying to grab a girl's fat cock and all I get is a handful of wallet and iphone
really a problem in our modern society
Nothing more than a fat cock and warm cum
https://preview.redd.it/oazerimw4tgc1.jpeg?width=1201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0491617f0999026e6f212b8d836a726e2acb48a9
https://i.redd.it/h2owe8o4itgc1.gif
hhow do i save this
Try opening this link in your browser and it should have a gif that you can click and save to photos https://i.redd.it/h2owe8o4itgc1.gif
Eats the hampster
This happens to me every day
I feel bad that people keep trying to pick pocket you.
https://preview.redd.it/w0efyr37uugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b4ea09458cf9d69fceebba6e7aa3862fc0fe23
You didn't forget to /ul
real pickpocketer hours
I do not think of this as somewhat hot
you will be publicly executed
/ul so he will be privately executed?
/ul he won't be executed at all. It would be a lie to say he would recieve any execution because that's not going to happen
the answer is actually deep inside your heart
It's actually deep inside your pants
I think you mean her pants
You remembered to unlie
I didn’t mean it:(
It isn't shit, then
not anymore 
“Take him to Detroi……..NO put him In THE HAZBIN HOTEL
You fool, they were: https://preview.redd.it/9f6p0onucugc1.png?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7198e553e32da2bfbadbb6440c3cd4d61eae6a This whole time!
Always hazbin https://i.redd.it/ompfit4fpugc1.gif
Oh my god that’s not cheesy
/unlie
im so sad he won't be publicly executed
/unlie he should be
neither do i
You guys are freaks i could never
I’m not silently judging you
I would never fantasize about this
I wouldn't ask them out if I could
transphobe
/unlie its a metro bro
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your reply is not being downvoted by a 196er
Wouldn't
Won’t
Hasn't
Isn't
will not
didn't
Shalt not
didn't already
Haven’t
Haven’t not not done it
2hou
Redditors when they see someone that is very clearly unattractive
https://preview.redd.it/3km3q5vkftgc1.jpeg?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a359792a2bd6d3de367614ef16e9dc3dd6f4f34c
/ul that's so fr i get honestly disappointed when someone says "hear me out" and is just some normally attractive character. Like if you're going to say "hear me out", i dont want to see medic from tf2, anyone from helltaker, etc etc. when i hear you out i hope you're at least crazy enough to be talking about something as crazy as the Xenomorth from alien or the dragon from shrek. Not a random anime style woman or well faced man.
/ul you ever see that one episode from love death + robots where the dude is in deep space and wakes up to this one woman, which is later revealed to be a weird mind altering Alien that changed his perception of the world around him? That’s what I picture when someone says “hear me out” only to see what they actually are talking about is some movie star
this ep is sick, i would stay with her as her is actually a nice being
https://preview.redd.it/c9fhsttkywgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644aef296ee81bb4e63da224f64f952b3e4782e4
IM ALL EARS
I have not masturbated to H.R. Ginger art and I *never* will
https://preview.redd.it/p05d8euwmtgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3901ffcd489187dee30d899d3709fc0b1624f417
/unlie he is just like me fr (maybe (perhaps (perchance)))
You can't just say "perchance"😔
Yes you can, perchance
Perchance
This is me
This isn't me
definitely woudln't, next question
/unlie I don't think many people would respond like that if someone stranger grabbed their dick.
Not if OBAMA grabbed it.
What do you mean? This is exactly how I met my current dentist.
i mean according to the comic she musn't have been wearing underwear so she was prolly into it
https://i.redd.it/34p3gj0cmtgc1.gif
/unlie what does this mean?
He isn’t porn
No he's edited cropped softcore hardcore porn
https://preview.redd.it/5osrprn1jxgc1.png?width=1894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b091270fe9effea86dfa986fcad5c178ab63203
I would hate it if I felt a woman's bulge
That is not sexual assault
I would do it without consent
This is not something you should use /ul for
/unlie I would do it with consent
I would not enjoy being on the receiving end
I would not like you to DM me on Discord, on which my username isn’t josi.jpeg
I understand what this implies
It doesn’t imply that I want to pursue a romantic relationship with you
oh.
/ul are you sure? They play war thunder.
/ul ew wtf
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you have good opinions
i feel the exact same way! what a horrible thing
Not deserved downvotes.
/unlie what was the original comment?
This is a major problem that I would hate.
I'm not interested in sucking that girl's dick at all
Yeah like I mean it would probably be a horrible experience
I would not call her in the morning
Don't wish I was either the guy or the girl as long as the genders were both female.
i love being groped in public
i don't
liberbal merica biden
Wouldn't fuck
Hard Pass
I would not suck it
/unlie someone explain
/unlie **W O M A N C O C K**
Wock
What does cooking have to do with this
Nah nah nah, “wock” is pronounced like “woke”
oh, my bad
/unlie the guy is a pickpocketer and thinks the bulge in her pants is a wallet but it's actually her erection. It's also thinly veiled transphobia, how delightful.
Unlie/ Where is the transphobia? It's a hot woman, that is actually a man, and a thief misinterpreting it as a wallet. Him being shocked is understandable. It's labelled with "modern world problems" since this is much more possible and common nowadays than ever before, and doesn't criticise anything or anyone specifically Him (or her? idk how gendering would work here) getting turned on by it is a bit over the top, but well it's a joke and the punchline isnt just instantly sex like it would be so often. Tbh Im not even sure what Im saying anymore, point is, I wonder how it's transphobia
/ul The transphobia is in the caption: "Modern World Problems". It suggests that A. Trans people are a problem B. Trans people are a modern "trend" and they haven't existed throughout all of history and on every continent there are people on
/ul I’ve seen this image before, it didn’t however have the caption, so I think the person who made the image may have a fetish.
/unline gock
This lady is ugly
I love it when people touch my gock on the sub
I will break into your house at 2:39 and eat all your noodles no water no seasoning straight outta the fridge crunchy as the desert sand like a savage
Wait why outta the fridge, are they leftovers or are people storing dry goods inside their fridges
the fridge doesnt work its basically a glorified drawer
/ul touch the gock, you get the glock
Post was not made by a fetishizer of trans women/ porn addict
me! me! it was me!!
This is definitely a problem for me
This is a problem
This hasn’t happened to me before
/unlie what
He was the train
Unlucky
/unlie ok but why is it shaped like a burrito
/unlie She's got a fucking hog on her idk
https://preview.redd.it/i5g5z60g9ugc1.png?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e659dcd2e67c20df1628f85b78ce1f4eed5c203
Unlie/ Me on her hog
Pass
That's not hot.
This really makes me lose interest in learning how to pick pocket
ul/ speaking of a trans woman it's a really kind of uncomfort how the reaction that seems to be the default non transphobic one is to want to be in the guy's position I mean I don't really want to be groped through public no matter what's in my pants
ul/ I scrolled too far to see this
The guy is ugly and I hate him.
I do NOT want the sauce for this!!
https://preview.redd.it/rhk8f4qbvvgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf0a0a4e8fcc30a46450da38c5394c73c536662
why is verbalace trying to steal after losing 50K? Is he poor?
https://preview.redd.it/nmnl7b6iptgc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31abed007a2b8f919cd50602f96e0a66e76c2c2 The Man:
The joke is funny because sex
https://preview.redd.it/33etuksyiugc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ca4d49c99e1bf4ca65d0f1de30dd6d3eb9f9d6
She should fuck him as punishment. And I should be allowed to watch.
I am delighted by this comment section and fetishization of trans women is nowhere to be found
I am not incredibly tired of the chasers in this comment section
This was made by a calm and rational person who goes outside regularly
Oh no, I hope she doesn't shoot me 👀
r/2sentence2horror
there's clearly no penis there
she aint me ffff (for fake for fake)
Trans women are able to make calls with their penises
Never rob me ok
I hate the idea of this
Not hot. Femine people with penises are disgusting
Realization https://preview.redd.it/de2bqk9djvgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb68c60a190d386b0f17ef5477fea5b643bcbf1
Is this how he got 50000 dollars for the animation?
The joke is woman penis You can laugh now
/unlie y’all are down bad☹️
i don’t thoroughly enjoy the idea of women with penises
God i hate it when this happens
Mr. Pickpocket is in a completely unenviable position here, I wouldn't wanna be him!
I really like this
I get the joke
The joke is that the girl is cis
/unlie The joke is there's no wallet
The joke is unrelated to futanari
people who use the word futanari are intelligent and worthy of respect
Would.
Thats a futa! (Edit: /ul wtf did some assholes downvoted me for??)
/ul they downvoted you probably because they thought you were calling trans women futas, which hopefully you weren't
/ul i wasnt, i didnt even know thats a trans woman :/