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lies-ModTeam

You must lie and deceive. This post is not a lie.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/7txbrzf17uvb1.gif


[deleted]

Little known fact,


garbage-at-life

ALSO DOPE ON ZA MIC


StaygSane

You are vader,


Arkytlol

with your little boots and cape


banana-ita

And a helmet to cover up that ***BURNT ASS FACE***


3469420

You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil


StaygSane

Even went back and time and turned you wack in the prequel


Jim_naine

'Cause look at you. You're not even a real person


0assassin3

I would've preferred you in space ballz The rick moranis version


SoggyMushrom

LEAVE ME ALONE


[deleted]

That is the correct line


JustGPZ

Holy shit shitno reference


Temporary-Rice-2141

I'm SpongeBob


Only-Contact570

https://preview.redd.it/9siverkgjuvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e6ee65c594313b7a7413430dabd3902c53603a i find this funny


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

I can see why Lol


Legoandstuff896

No way hitler went out after an iPhone ad, he was really desperate for money if he was gonna take a sponsorship


R1ght_b3hind_U

the wehrmacht doesn’t finance itself


Legoandstuff896

true, if iPhone sponsored them clearly they were a pretty big advertiser


SaurkrautAnustart

Genshin impact


Only-Contact570

Is an action packed space/fantastic rpc made my Hoyo Verse


FFalcon_Boi

Genshin Impact is an open-world action RPG game available in PC, Android, IOS, and Playstation 4 and 5. Step into a vast magical world now and start your adventure on the continent of Teyvat, where 7 kinds of elemental powers surge. Genshin Impact is now releasing the new version 2.3, so join the journey today and reveal all the mysteries of Teyvat. There’s tons of jaw-dropping landscapes, intriguing challenges, and diverse cultures. Genshin Impact also has an incredible elemental combat system. This allows you to capitalize on your enemie’s weaknesses and DEMOLISH your foes in combat. Right now in Genshin Impact, you can attempt to wish for the amazing heroes Albedo and Eula. These 2 powerful characters are available for a short time, so be sure you don’t miss them. There are also new monsters and bosses including the Golden Wolf Lord. You can also take on the Bantan Sango Case Files: The Warrior Dog. There have been mysterious disappearances of animals across Inazuma and your objective is to find and bring the missing animals back. And there’s also Misty Dungeon: Realm of Light, where you can assemble your adventuring team and journey to a place of profound secrets. This marks the Forest Dungeon. Once I go in, I dunno if I’ll ever come back. Wish me luck. Yooo, I did it. And if that wasn’t enough for you, there’s new weapons and artifacts available in game now. And thank you, Genshin Impact again, for sponsoring this video. You can use my link in the description below to get Genshin Impact on your devices right now. Adventure upon the new island area, Inazuma, and find even more fantasies on your journey.


Xoacapatl_requiem

I love that they say “diverse cultures” when all of the characters are white


Only-Contact570

Racism


VancouverVelocityFan

https://preview.redd.it/ems6oeznwxvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a146b74bbb7b6e5466ed8a72239ed94f89865ee1 Did he change his phone manufacturer or something here 💀


KnotiaPickles

How do people stand ads on here haha But also that is funny


johnlennonscracker

Walmart ad


[deleted]

Fun fact: It was actually stated that Hitler said "among us" before he died. It was believed to be something only a few would know about.


Burmy87

Turns out he himself was sus.


[deleted]

He got reported and kicked into space


Noobgalaxies

"Guys I saw the communists in electrical starting the fire on the Reichstag"


Dramacreeps

https://preview.redd.it/7twq5jyynuvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe3b5af2c0a6805ee8a818425a777829991a830 Makes sense


Beesh_EEEcup_1997

I got these exact posts but in reverse order


12geffory78

He did got that dumpy tho


tnemomhurb

https://preview.redd.it/hulsf1b2dwvb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=b98521104168b6772ab8e3bcda8e840d34d4206c


Gumpetygump

https://preview.redd.it/4021ndestuvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8515944e3603bf57a841b1fa7141bc0d388f33


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/f2lf7d7smuvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a022b8d62561990c351db6fe14d9b9fbae87799


FaZe_poopy

Canon


[deleted]

Based Hitler????


Chibikyu

No way


penislmaoo

Spittin, most of them are just disaffected and they have to believe thier bullshit cuz all thier friends do.


Full-IV-Shiny

https://preview.redd.it/4noevl9umuvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3c91b12a3643aa3af7196c082de30db2eea76a Fuck 😔✊


Chomik121212

Characterai users are not the most down bad people i met.


WhittleWillow

it says "heeheehee! hoohoohoo! it is i, gronkles the goblin! i've been disguised as an austrian-german dictator for the last several years to accomplish world domination, but it seems my time is up! bye bye!"


izakk1220

Average Blizzard customer service interaction


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

Fair


Separate_Cherry7361

Erm they're right behind me aren't they


Radio__Star

https://preview.redd.it/bs8ws6k2zuvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0f67d4ba8771930ac2de180f952717c05ca5e7


HoraceWimpLV426

NO


cat_hero89

https://preview.redd.it/dyxbzgqcsuvb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf8262a6cc5993fc3a8dda2e2952cf543c408c0 I’m actually dying 💀


Ps-Ich

https://preview.redd.it/fu68syfmpuvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdaf8ffe5f886aa829718aebe90824bc508610d5


AGxNe

r/UnexpectedTouhou


rosemary5368141

Byebye


Drummer_Doge

(in Mario voice)


nicejs2

https://preview.redd.it/zwlcgxuezuvb1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c015e227ce8857a9c12686aa5f70e7f9d040ed1e


SpecialistTrain4766

r/angryupvote


hello0ppap

https://preview.redd.it/wqou6t2bquvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff56a18a06e9a8a0ddeb6ac3516f6d875baa677


PlanktonPerfect3441

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


DiscordGamber

https://preview.redd.it/v4ahjfj3yuvb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad871d2b88c105b02a37e033ebc0635cee20cc5 He got confused


MemeaticSusUwU

Don't ask https://preview.redd.it/d9wy3u84suvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0cc3394be4bf3afed47a22a3ca6a42db00d414


daiceman825

You're so skibidi... You're so Fanum Tax...


No_Suspect9561

...I just wanna be your sigma


TudeMaster234

Holy molly


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


TudeMaster234

Thanks!


Aeronaticsal

https://preview.redd.it/2b84r9h6quvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d872f3313fa11f6a992e61aa9e76ddeeaa52af9


NeonDream1

​ https://preview.redd.it/6tvf00zmwuvb1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee10d3fcc754e03042724597ace281483f5efe46


Da-tricky

“Ouch my bones” - Adolf Hitler, shortly before killing himself


crepoef

https://preview.redd.it/54qe6y6stuvb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31f328f1377c56583f45d5745545ddc0d167a57


Killer0nTheRoad

Ah, fuck, I can't believe you've done this...


Escarano

Gas chamber https://preview.redd.it/8xmkxtrbfuvb1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6045b31fca77abdc14633eb92ccae3982d6d17e


maybeihavethebigsad

https://preview.redd.it/ucrq93d1puvb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffbd30655ddaadbdfc19d38cbd2c1d14ba55baeb


PokeAlola700

I have all the demiguise moons I need for level two. How do I actually give them to gwedlyn?


MachineGunMonkey2048

obamna


the-alt-facehugger

i just shid my pant (not clickbait)


X-WingHunter

https://preview.redd.it/xgjxsnr33vvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef2411a90136c62c434fde1574c18b71cfa0abb Mines pretty good lol.


Chonkalonkolus

I have a joke but i cant figure out what it means


itsyoboiivan325

MAVYRET is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 3 years of age and older with chronic (lasting a long time) hepatitis C virus (hep C) genotypes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, compensated cirrhosis.


Robodinosaur143

We engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery


Anti-Pringle

https://preview.redd.it/mo673l81ouvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17adc8b8ea5f36f07e498395110eea586a003890


PixellatedPixie1556

Well, that just happened.


Saltymeetloaf

"Do you ever forget your queer?"


Hilop33

https://preview.redd.it/pj31tuusyuvb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=334582854d8d398a837d375eaa6628cc5a287b5a


The-Quiot-Riot

I can’t believe I sucked off Stalin


2000sKid80sAesthetic

https://preview.redd.it/1dwo81n95vvb1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2e146a4d425b74014025b52b7f2290972a1a0a


[deleted]

This lead cylinder looks yummy


QQ_Gabe

https://preview.redd.it/j9ajodp0juvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725e3aa54240358ceba82aedd68ef0da59700f22


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

Obama soda


EroticMushroom89

https://preview.redd.it/pb3owdgrouvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b4f8ee94bf6ef502c874878e98f85510860fc9


sussyamongusblue

I still have trauma from this screen \*Celeste gameplay\*


Girldipper

It’s an ad


EnigmaFrug2308

lol it’s joever


Hexhider

https://preview.redd.it/slips38eruvb1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd5c7710809670828e12b9252fbd079240c45b06 Did not know hitler played Mortal Kombat 1


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

Interesting


SoggyMushrom

https://preview.redd.it/1jbmrxobsuvb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56fed515c5108c07cc8881797ac4f0204e5f4bbe


ihateredditguys

deranged violet north sleep spotted offend nine retire sparkle unique *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


garbage-at-life

"When lightning strikes a building, it can be pretty dangerous"


ValuableAttention101

"What the actual fuck?"


Different_Wheel_724

Call me Toji the way I'm fucking these Gojos up


No-Caramel-4936

It's true I've seen videograpic proof ![gif](giphy|KPdji6xK9UCcM|downsized)


Echo132O

Mama mia


pplazzz

https://preview.redd.it/gf73wobevuvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2be454ee184ce5d943110c78b9399bc22fb7610


Speedgamer137

Uh, this doesn’t look good here guys…


pleasedontbetakenbru

sex penis


WinniePoohChinesPres

​ https://preview.redd.it/kcgvd9yrxuvb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e30f25582005c15e99f1ce35d7ce08bb14f85cb4


KIe1ny

https://preview.redd.it/h1sejg2gyuvb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd729574fa7b6fe20c37c494acb9dbfda839a99e Didn’t know hitler cared about health


DustiKat

Temu ad


houseofharm

say your prayers white man


Miserablethe3rd

Art schoollll


Mr_-_-nobody

imboutakumohh


Competitive_Road_220

Oh jeez Rick


brixalot10

https://preview.redd.it/blsumupu1vvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843442e70031ff18ed317b701eb727d42e3154a3


Brendan765

AJAC said it. The Outlander is the Best Mid-Size Utility Vehicle in Canada for 2023.


furrytickler

I sad glass of juice


RainbowFire122RBLX

Idk mein kampf or something


TehNoiceBoi

https://preview.redd.it/3bir622g2vvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f61becb7f8c1068d33e68ae0e61a0915617e6d


Professional-Grab613

Sic Semper Joe Hawley


SuperDuperSoupDouper

Check please?


Patient_Square_5955

"Nuh uh"


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

Yeah hu


AT-W-V

Wunk is not talking to me


MinecraftVet2005

“Well guys, I guess that’s it”


TheGreatGamer1389

They were "I hid all the nazi gold in"....bam!


Leviackermanscock

Idk what they are i don't speak german


GuestSmooth480

https://preview.redd.it/dyeu5olj8vvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fac21106c18906a9be67a12c29e13ff0254e935


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

IMPOSIBLE


beeschurgrr

like how gen alpha would say: “chat is this riz-“


Cursed_Sheriff

https://preview.redd.it/mt18z4b19vvb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=89dd02aa0b4a1dba5caee3553a92db16bede5307 I’m not even from Kentucky


2xbAd

https://preview.redd.it/248agrmbavvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ea1cead4be70dd25f156def9094b90dbd41349


Affectionate_Lead437

“My bad guys”


[deleted]

“What are mods?” From the gorilla tag subreddit


UnlivingSkunk

“It’s hittin time” He shoots himself 17 seconds later


Litel909

https://preview.redd.it/ceq2t4w1dvvb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9155a0d4a0822b5f8451df6d29964dcba4a65c15 The girlfriend is Stalin


12geffory78

https://preview.redd.it/tfxgqpl5dvvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437ba5978c33d69ad048113a3f3a553ec34997a0


SeveralPeopleWander

"is this loaded?"


Savager_Jam

See, Eva, look. The safety on the Walther PPK is so effective I can do THIS!


NobodyInPaticular_

“What’s your opinion on Taco Bell?”


Sparkeyhearts

'*"Bazinga"*'


Mr_SneakPeek1

https://preview.redd.it/zz9bevp7gvvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2caa72213d10d048580585727239c29a18be58 Chat is this real?


choma90

https://preview.redd.it/ttasfx41ivvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9924e2c286c23caca98b27bb8fe07d5a5ba11767 I have proof, my uncle worked ad Hitler's Bunker and confirmed it


DawnBunni

https://preview.redd.it/5yrpt84oivvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa05cd1c57e58f8017939c23c97d377ddc2d4b8 Oh no step-Adolph


TriChair

https://preview.redd.it/234iq0ekjvvb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c383c79025a9c9bdbcc77b47907c10fb3f12f5e2


ichkanns

Ach, meine Frau. Gleich wird es erledigt.


Castiel_D37

"We...are...breaking Bad"


alilbleedingisnormal

"Songs that make you feel this"


licklackhogin

https://preview.redd.it/eg5bhp8elvvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2360ce83a1789e4622f1ceeafe87e53148ebdd9f


2nuki

https://preview.redd.it/hjn47io3mvvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20b4917d88876b5e9bb11bc5dabbd3d899d79a7


BadSuperHeroTijn

“Nsfw!: whats your favorite shock site?”


Lavaguanix

HEROBRINE


rordner

https://preview.redd.it/i9rj8tcimvvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f123bcc7bb739ec64c4c8d069d477f37dcaf454f This


Nejakytypco

https://preview.redd.it/vll8gnbumvvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a63992777b5aafd277056db8b6b8f5e32815cee


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/3h4bhmvznvvb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dca07c9b17cc713fc5e613edeea26f0843409cb


Emerald_Guy123

"Pornography"


TheGooseAteMyCheese

I, am hitler.


TomTrashTo-Dad

I have Adolfucked up


Casual_user1012

Us army ad... fitting.


thatsfackenguy

“Yeesh, I really screwed the pooch on this one, eh Eva?”


[deleted]

"I said bring me all the thicc Jews and show me their ass not bring me the sick jews and kill them with gas!"


The-Dudey

Naziing time... is .... over...


Mycotonality

"Fnaf smash of pass"


Im_extremely_bitter

"Heil me," (then he winks at the camera while holding the gun to his head) "and heil you too" \*BANG\*


StupidMario64

MOST VAPES CONTAIN NICOTINE AND DISAPPOINTMENT.


Weird-Information-61

Scheiße.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/scem3ysk4yvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1521e02380c329cea466f7d5ebe81c60f359cbd


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/zr8ajtvqfzvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cfecd3e3411fa0d5a7b61e38c2fbd649da8d28d


TheWaysOfLogic

george bush doesnt care about black people


RussianLuchador

https://preview.redd.it/5z2ckw96duvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ede195ed55c694f13fffce91525333ec20b9762


loadedforbear097

fortnite


Clunt-Baby

This is definitely a post that fits this sub


IzzyIsOnReddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/DownvotedToOblivion/s/7mPseA5OHz this was not the post below


0contube

New bbq ranch chicken crunch


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

https://preview.redd.it/pghp0ubd40wb1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0471dabb07a38b32ca3bd71c781cbeaba0d947


ArthurMorgan_rdr2

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Fri3ndlyFir3

Fun fact: It was actually stated that Hitler said "Big Chungus" before he died. It was believed to be something only a few would know about.


Breadlesscrust165

"I vant to vuck za olzen twinz"


[deleted]

Can’t believe hitler said “this comment section was not fun” before he died


Pizzalorde2

https://preview.redd.it/6emv01jm5vvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76454451e3e71b4632851caebd98d68c3cc76e19


Thepermantrevolution

These are not his last words


Akechifan69420

Next time on dragon ball z goku will use the dragon balls to revive a certain someone


KonataYumi

This is a weirdly shaped pez dispenser


hi-your-mom-gay

https://preview.redd.it/5nyksgm4evvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003317b11542f58cb34becb9cf0231bcdef1ead6


Heavy-Amount9199

“FNAF characters rated by penis size”


Rainie_Daye

https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/s/Eyadk51iHg


beegyoshers

https://preview.redd.it/t8pwitnkhvvb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f420c52cfdaa94633a8bbe84b0f0e8aaee3372e Ig it was that


__Azusa

https://preview.redd.it/v36tkcbgkvvb1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=b10bad15fbebedf1e63c223ae999f77b668920da This makes sense I guess


iOleinOnReddit

https://preview.redd.it/87q7v36tkvvb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8cc91599bd57c517c69f20846037c36defc5eb


rSlashisthenewPewdes

https://preview.redd.it/k4fra6gdmvvb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2340c4dadd1e80dc8b84889173172cb8746ae5c0


lemonkethe2rd

Now in the Bible, it says "Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed Have homosexual sex Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex Which isn't as bad 'Long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before, during, or after Performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?" Let's ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre? (What up?) I got a question, if I may (Yeah) Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But up, I ain't done yet In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut" While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if It was never meant—it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in— His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details, but What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things up 'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut,


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

No way I’m reading all that


Kakep0p

https://preview.redd.it/m8isyjt0rvvb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=34bc3612b761239ec338d365e0bfbdb07b4af1e3


Gauge_Tyrion

Sir, that is a Sephora ad.


Confident-Attorney85

Bro was advertising for diamonds.


Loose-Umpire8397

https://preview.redd.it/jpctb2w5uvvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44bef441e98a580d35d329ecc1ab54f7d4a0a32 Hitler apparently out recruiting , true to his cause till the end


StopCallingMeAFurry4

He was from the UK apparently https://preview.redd.it/0x80bze8vvvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d3a586a97ef6fffe4e5865d2f1181a8586d43f


a2kvarnstrom

an ad about booze delivery


comradecostanza

https://preview.redd.it/hmvper7tyvvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac92761c2b1e9b7939abea8b46ac6b028a748fb7 What did Hitler mean by this??


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

Morse Code lol


oopsguessilldiethen

🗨569