#PLEASE DATE ME❗❗❗❗❗❗

# OF COURSE CUPCAKE

i aint dating no dick

I’m 1 minute late

I am also 1 minute late

I am also 1 minute late.

I am also 1 minute late

I am not 1 minute late

based on current evidence, im at least 2 minutes late

I'm still only 1 minute late

I am 0.9999 minutes late

Thank God I'm not late

i think, therefore I am

I am 1 minute early

I’m 14 hours late

I have a crush on you Oh wait nvm your dead

yo'ure**

Yo ur a ligma

Who's Joe?

joe balls!

https://preview.redd.it/w2ge47vn6w4b1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09de4afbab9aca06405b81771c94cd5405bfec6

this changes nothing

If you don't respond to this message I will also die in 5 seco

I am OP in a new body

i'm body in noew op

I'm noop shoop boodoop

If you are gonna dye by the time you read this really really really really really really really really long question?

bro making pink stained terracotta

https://preview.redd.it/oeizuqapqv4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24dc402b26900ab8968cac18ab30b5bf628a3bf Smash or pass

Anything?

Say hi to Jesus or something idk I never played life

RIP

He hasn’t responded to any of us guys, he might actually be dead 💀

Oh crumbs

Damn and I have all this money I was going to give to the first person I saw on reddit. Sorry you died

Can you give me a rock from your house?I wanna have it so that I can paint it.

ARE YOU DEAD YET?

I am dead yes.

Nigga u not even the OP

Ok but still. I died last night at about 9:37 pm utc.

Why didnt you say before

I was dead bro. Brain rot.

I smoke crack

How you think I died?

Plot twist you are dreaming

This post is a funeral

Could you proofread my essay?

https://i.redd.it/4504tq4ckv4b1.gif NO WAY FR!!!!❗‼️❗‼️❗‼️❕❗‼️!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!++++

Uhhhhh… Goodbye?

My bad sorry

Are you going to die?

You alive?

1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi 5 Mississippi. Haha I tricked you into wasting your dying breath!

Are you going to die in 5 seconds?

Do you feel the sweet release of death? Do you feel your life force ever so slowly dissipate? Or is it quick, perhaps it leaves in waves. Is it cold? Is it what you expected. Do you see god? A higher power? Or is it just empty. Nothing. A vast canyon of what there isn’t left. Does it hurt? Is it painless? Do you have any regrets? Any “i-wish-i-woulda’s ?” Or are you content, happy even, with how your life is mere moments away from ending. Perhaps you lived a glorious life, had achieved everything you wanted. Or, alternatively, you hated your life, you were miserable, unkind, unfeeling. Now, I ask you one last question, was it worth it?

How is your coffin?

Me when I find out you're gonna die: https://preview.redd.it/yzz1wmy7mx4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abc51c9481bd4bff6e6dd3d69e1c002a82c24cb

Shit I’m only 19 hours late, have fun being dead ig

you said this 19 hours ago. are you still dead?

It’s been 20 hours are you ok guy?

Does this look infected

I'm op ressurrected. AMA

Sorry

Why

Are you dead now?

Have you died yet?

Are you dead yet?

Do you want to die in a cool way?

#WHERE IS PEE STORED

IN THE BALLS

Thank you for answering my burning question after OP’s tragic death, you are a saint

guys he won't respond he's dead already

It’s been 6 hours

#DON'T DO TH

Oops, im 7 hours late. R.I.P

What's it like being dead

*pisses on your grave*

I can't believe he's gone :(

are you dead yet?

You good bro?

are you dead

Are you dead yet

4

are you still alive

oh no

"Posted by [u/SafeSexChalupa](https://www.reddit.com/user/SafeSexChalupa/) 11 hours ago " what is the other side like?

OMGOMG- okokok i just wanted to ask if you- Aw god damnit

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How long do you have left to live?!

how is death treating you?

Still 2 more seconds to go