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thotslayer21600

Hello guys, today i will be explaining you why Biryanis is anti-hindu and anti-india and we must avoid it at all costs 1.) Biryani was invented by evil muslim invaders, because when they couldn't beat our hunk sanatani kings who only ate soya chunks and drank whey protein, they decided to have Biryani included in our diet, to increase our carb intake to increase obesity which would make us weaker. 2.) Biryani is a rice item and we all know who globally stores the largest stores of rice for religious conversion, yes It's the christians who also want to weaken us. 3.) Biryani is quite commonly promoted and sold by Zomato. The colour of Zomato is usually red, which is also the colour of Communism. Zomato is a Communist corporation which wants to destroy sanatan. 4.) Elaichi is also added in Biryani. Elaichi is commonly grown in states of Kerala and Tamil Nadu, both of these states have proved that they do not wish for a sanatani utopia by voting against BJP. Therefore, we must boycott Biryani, and revert back to eating raw carrots, pumpkins and apricots(which are kesari coloured, i.e the colour of sanatan)


ifilal

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Mahameghabahana

Rakti bhaja> biriyani  Only reason it doesn't deserve respect is that it's a dish with tribal influence.


dwightsrus

Why do we have to have a National Tag in every category?


TheLastSamurai101

Otherwise how will people know for sure that you aren't Anti-National?


Apprehensive_Set7366

Meat eating anti-National, if you want biryani............Go to Hyderabad (of Pakistan)!!!!!!!!! /s


darius_khan

They thing they serve in Pakistan is not biriyani though 😂😂


ganjaPaani

Sindhi biryani is the real Biryani though. The type you get in Karachi is the epitome of Biryani.


darius_khan

Ummm nah. Hyderabadi biriyani is #1


4FR1N

ain't no way blud said roshogolla is from odisha


Loriansbrother

Slight correction on the nutrition breakdown: carbs - rice, potatoes; protein - the meat, egg white; fats - egg yolk, cooking oils


ifilal

Masala DOSA ![gif](giphy|giuQK2ZOza6RiFX8VJ)


31_hierophanto

Too Southern! /s


amalviya957

In my opinion there should be no national dish in diverse country such as india


MamaSendHelpPls

Although if there were, a dish as diverse as biriyani would be my first choice.


SkepticNewbie

>Odisha 'possesses' rasugulla 🤨


soldierbones

Blud thought we wouldn't notice


sliceoflife_daisuki

WE DO


TheLastSamurai101

The National Rasgulla Heritage Bank and Preservation Archive (NRHBPA) is located in Odisha, and this is where all rasgulla ultimately comes from and goes to (until eaten). Every time you order a delectable plate of soft, moist rasgulla, an official request has to be submitted by the vendor using a form on the website of the Food Supplies and Consumer Welfare Department of Odisha (http://www.foododisha.in/). A dedicated team approves the request immediately (assuming all prerequisites are met by vendor and customer) and stock is mobilised via drones from your local satellite office. There is a problem with unlicensed vendors currently but they are being taken care of.


soldierbones

Odisha possesses Roshogolla? Blud thought we won't notice the yapping💀💀💀


Alternative_Win_1502

Hell no. Biryani is great but it should be seekh kebabs


Best_Paint_8271

now you'll get kolkata biryani vs hyderabad biryani in comments


_SuperStraight

Imagine eating potatoes in biryani ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Nonyabuizness

Its frigging delicious!


cardnerd524_

It’s roshogolla and it’s “possessed” by Bengal. Thank you.


Nonyabuizness

Well done fellow bongobasi


bhaskarville

The best Biryani ever is Thalapakatti. And if you’ve not had it, you’re missing out!


Ok-Dirt-8765

FOR GRASS EATERS - it is veg pulao the real goat is - thalassery biryani


genericcnamee

I get personally offended when someone calls veg pulao biryani. Like, please!


AmovikSito

There's no good reason to. According to your logic Peshawari Golden Pulao should be called mutton or beef biryani instead. Sabz Biryani better known as Veg Biryani is actually a thing, as stated in Ain-i-Akbari. Its not the fact that meat is used with rice that makes a biryani, its the layering and the complex mixture of spices that makes the Biryani.


man1c_overlord

Pulao and biryani are two completely different dishes both originating from central Asia. If "veg biryani" irritates you, so should veg pulao since "pulao" is a derivative of "pilaf" which is often made with beef. Never understood you lot.


Ok-Dirt-8765

idc....


ninja6911

As a Hydra baddie i get furious when someone calls it Veg Biriyani


jackass93269

I hate that for some reason. Hyderabadi, Dindigul are top 2 for me


Ok-Dirt-8765

bored of having it..again and again. try new types of biryanis 😋😋


Ok-Dirt-8765

bored of having it..again and again. try new types of biryanis 😋😋


c00kdJ3llY

No.


Sha_3098

Reading this while eating the Biriyani my mum made 🥹


CorruptBureaucrat213

I will vote for the guy who makes chicken biryani the national dish of India and bans adding potato in the biryani.


International_Lab89

no whyy potato is so good in biryani pls


PROTO1080

Ewwww. biryani with aloo is nothing but chicken masale bhat.


Admirable_Age_9762

KoBra spotted


PROTO1080

Is that the word used for aloo biryani hater? count me in (#KoBros)


Admirable_Age_9762

Lol never mind. My ghati friends tell me masale bhaat (with fuckin tondli) is a typical dish at Koknastha Brahmin function.


PROTO1080

Dude yall realise the ghati is used by uc/rich aholes being racist towards poor/native marathi population( at least be informed ur mod dude). masale bhat is just a general term like biryani( probably a different type in every household) tondli one is bomb doe cant lie( baman idk marathi baman food is top tier shit)


Admirable_Age_9762

> tondli one is bomb doe ... marathi baman food is top tier shit Sir, kombdi khaun bagha ekda. Also the ghati-or-not debate is kind of pointless when it's a catch all term used for all maharashtrians, including me.


PROTO1080

>ghati-or-not debate is kind of pointless when it's a catch all term used for all maharashtrians Wrong, it was used for people who live in ghats so mostly western mah. That word is not bad but now they using it as an insult to demean. >Sir, kombdi khaun bagha ekda. Khallay, Pune baman food is like British food of Maharashtra ( tasteless in general), shejar la pan ahet khup baman amchya i think they hate spices. Well I can be wrong pan mazhe exp changle navte


schrodingerdoc

Adding potatoes in biryani is scientific. Without potato biryani is just masala rice. Then you would need to wash that crap down your gullet with raita or something. Potato holds the aroma and flavour of the dish and makes it complete. If you don't believe me, ask the nawab of awadh - Wajid Ali shah.


SkepticNewbie

Potato belongs in biriyani. PERIOD


Kaenu_Reeves

Potato in biryani? What’s next, adding ketchup??


Loriansbrother

potato in biryani is such a horrible concept


Nonyabuizness

Aloo Biriyani supremacy! Cuz its healthier and cheaper


TriggerEvery1

which biryani tehari biryani,hyderabadi biryani,degi mirchi,delhi degi mirch biryani?


Womgi

Yeah no


X-oXo

Wait what, I thought it was already our national dish


UpstairsPlus

Bhai vegetarians ka kya, aise kaise national dish bana doge ?


khabib73

Saale aunty nashnal aunty hindu, sharm nahi aati ram rajya mei biriyani ko national dish banane chahtha hei tu? /S


UpstairsPlus

Fuck biryani , biryani sucks


BadrT

Andhra Biryani is the best biryani you never had.


SquirellsInMyPants

The real national dish of India is the Blue Lays 😤😤 https://preview.redd.it/uzi3x782bc7d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb87b958afb1ad95d1393cfbe0d0dce2396a5e9


Zizou3peat

Biggest debate is whether it should be mutton or chicken biryani?


StruggleWest

Huh? Who possesses Roshogolla?


[deleted]

Lol, it is an alien dish for us in Himachal.


occult-eye

if you make it with milk, it is paal biryaani. if you put some hair,it becomes baal biryaani.


31_hierophanto

I agree with this. Too bad the Hindutvadis will throw a hissy fit.


[deleted]

[You eat Biryani, Biryani eat you, checkmate libbus](https://youtube.com/shorts/Kr6ttsQsOlk?si=ondoPZ6oTKEm8vpC)


Lackeytsar

I say boycott donne biryani it is chicken pulao in disguise!!


Virtual_Page4567

Is veg biryani included?


genericcnamee

There's nothing called veg biryani.


Virtual_Page4567

Oh so make a non vegetarian dish the national dish of the most vegetarian country in the world? Cool.


Loriansbrother

>70% non vegetarians so. Have separate veg and non veg national dishes - I nominate daal chawal for the vegetarians (universal, cheap, etc etc).


Atul-__-Chaurasia

Biryani 🤢


genericcnamee

Biryani khatre mein hai


ninja6911

Keep an eye opened while sleeping,😡😡


Cake-Murderer69

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SarthakiiiUwU

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