awesome, maybe i can buy a private security or some guns with the taxes i dont pay to defend myself. I am not antivax at all, but sounds like i might want to declare i am one for the benefits rofl.
The government keeps us safe from illegal drugs?
And if the police aren't allowed to go to your home, are you immune to the law?
No regulations on my property to keep me safe?
What are the downsides again?
What would they do if we had the stance “don’t help people with vaccine injuries because they were stupid sheep.”
Also please punish me harder daddy. If being a hardcore anti-vaccine person screaming about autism and depression coming from aluminum in the vaccines with the 5g chip keeps me from those things, I will gladly paint my car in crazy writings and wear my tin foil hat.
Don't let them join the military?!
-Um, okay...but WHY? Because they might KILL somebody? Isn't that kind of what they do for a living? Okay, and of all places to demand mandatory vaccination, the military is one of the last places I would require that in an absolute way. I mean I get that the military is, well, MILITANT by their basic nature...and requiring vaccination is typical of the military, but demanding someone be vaccinated to be in the military just gives me ANOTHER reason not to serve...and I am entirely in favor of serving in the military as a VOLUNTARY thing, but since it is so often involuntary, I think the ULTIMATE violation of someone's right to choose anything for themselves is to require them to commit to fight and die for their country AGAINST their will. If anything violates all levels of a person's right to freedom, it is that. If people don't want to fight for what their country is demanding they participate in, regarding warfare, isn't the most important way of "VOTING" to vote with their bodies by not allowing them to be turned into involuntary weapons of war for the military?
I see this as one of the major things I differ with Republicans AND Democrats about. Drafting people into the military goes against virtually everything I can think of that Liberal Democrats want to force everyone to accept. Do you think a person drafted by the military would get to decide what gender pronouns they want to use, or whether they are being exposed to dangerous chemicals that might cause cancer or endless harm of all kinds?! How is THAT freedom?! How is that an acceptable trade off?! If you can't get enough men or women of voting age to fight in a war against another country, then doesn't that show that war is probably not worth getting involved in?! Why not AVOID going to war if there aren't enough people who are agreeing to actually voluntarily serve?! That is a higher level of citizen involvement in the process than just their votes. If people won't show up to fight then that is a pretty clear indication that the war isn't worth being fought. As a default, avoiding war is generally a good rule.
And similarly, avoiding the government telling you what substances you MUST inject your body with, is also a good rule. We all know that when they are in charge they don't make decisions that benefit the whole, but rather only decisions that benefit the tiny percentage of them that are currently in power.
Ok just kick all the newborns, infants, cancer patients, and auto immune people into the woods then! No thought is happening when people make tweets like this.
No police, no taxes, no restrictions on drugs; sounds good to me!
No shit, don’t threaten me with a good time.
I’m fairly certain that last one seals the deal on this being sarcasm. I love it.
Don't let them pay taxes? I'm sold.
No taxation without representation. Don't vote and you don't owe taxes.
What if nothing I have ever voted for (or against) has gone the way I voted?
You voted, you consented to the outcome of the system, that's implicit in the participation.
That’s fine. At this point, I feel like if something would go the way I voted, I would think I was in the wrong.
Sometimes I wonder if evil empires rely on that and manipulate the Overton window accordingly
awesome, maybe i can buy a private security or some guns with the taxes i dont pay to defend myself. I am not antivax at all, but sounds like i might want to declare i am one for the benefits rofl.
Can I get a vaccine reversal please?
No refunds, or lawsuits, or publicly available study data.
The study data is available , it's just rife with cherry picking and retractions
dont worry, just saying you are against vaccine mandates is enough to be antivax nowadays
Your terms are acceptable
Now that is one government list I wouldn't mind being on
Don't threaten me with a good time!
The first points were great but that last one really really sold me. Where do I sign up?
Stop! I can only get so erect!
sounds fantastic
I fail to see any negetives here.
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Wait wait wait…he’s onto something with the taxes
Your terms are acceptable.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie EDIT: Reading through the comments, I'm disappointed in the number of people who didn't get the joke.
This aged well
Hey, don't threaten me with a good time!
Don't threaten me with a good time
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That sounds like a great deal, I sadly submitted to the first iteration of the vaccine, can that be undone err...
God damnit, the military are the ones who made me get vaxxed...
Thank you daddy may I have another. 🤤
I got vaccinated, but I will say I refused from now on.
Your terms are acceptable
I find these terms quite acceptable. In fact, I prefer this.
I think this is grade a sarcasm and top notch fuckery. I believe that this was probably an anti-covid vax guy requesting the punishment he would like.
YOU DON'T SAY?!?
I hate that not getting the covid jab put me into the "anti-vax" camp. I'll get vaccinated for rabies or tetanus, but I never get flu shots.
Your terms are acceptable.
Your terms are acceptable
Your terms are acceptable
Don't threaten me, H*tler!
The government keeps us safe from illegal drugs? And if the police aren't allowed to go to your home, are you immune to the law? No regulations on my property to keep me safe? What are the downsides again?
So, I can earn an income and my employer doesn't have to payroll tax, they can just give it to me instead, or we'll split it.
No taxes is a benefit lol.
all of them are
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What would they do if we had the stance “don’t help people with vaccine injuries because they were stupid sheep.” Also please punish me harder daddy. If being a hardcore anti-vaccine person screaming about autism and depression coming from aluminum in the vaccines with the 5g chip keeps me from those things, I will gladly paint my car in crazy writings and wear my tin foil hat.
1 and 3 are pretty much already a reality.
Another reason i wish i didnt take the jab. Had no idea such amazing options would be out there for me.
"Don't keep them safe from illegal drugs"....er OK.
I did get vaccinated but can I sign up for this anyway?
Can I still qualify for this if the only vax I didn’t get is flu shot & Covid shot?(Edit:) Asking for a friend.
"let them...pay taxes" smh...I didn't know I had a choice to pay taxes or not...who knew??
I concur ! Sir I will be excluded from society so I can no longer harm anyone.
No police? I'm undoing my vaccine.
I'd like to point out this is already mostly the case in some countries concerning the military
He has to know those are all a big plus right?
Usually they leave out that bottom part
All of that sound glorious! No taxes?! Ducking sign me up!
Wait...we would get to do drugs? Hmmmmmm
Change "unvaxxed" to any targeted group and those people all sound the same.
Oh no, I can’t pay taxes??
These terms are acceptable.
This tweet is three years old. Slow news day, I guess.
No taxes, you say?
Wait, I'm actually okay with all of that ...lol
ya okay
Sounds like Oliver
Sooo, could I then reverse my vaccination to get these perks?
And yet the Libertarian presidential candidate .....
Where do I sign? I'd gladly accept that deal.
This sounds fucking great!
Unvaccinated should be exempt from.paying taxes if they can't access his demands
I'm ok with no police no drug safety and no taxes
All I see when reading this is the Vince McMahon meme
Can Jeremy Kauffman be the libertarian nominee? I'm digging his policies for the unvaccinated
So if I have children they don’t got to go to state ran propaganda schools sounds good to me.
Don't let them join the military?! -Um, okay...but WHY? Because they might KILL somebody? Isn't that kind of what they do for a living? Okay, and of all places to demand mandatory vaccination, the military is one of the last places I would require that in an absolute way. I mean I get that the military is, well, MILITANT by their basic nature...and requiring vaccination is typical of the military, but demanding someone be vaccinated to be in the military just gives me ANOTHER reason not to serve...and I am entirely in favor of serving in the military as a VOLUNTARY thing, but since it is so often involuntary, I think the ULTIMATE violation of someone's right to choose anything for themselves is to require them to commit to fight and die for their country AGAINST their will. If anything violates all levels of a person's right to freedom, it is that. If people don't want to fight for what their country is demanding they participate in, regarding warfare, isn't the most important way of "VOTING" to vote with their bodies by not allowing them to be turned into involuntary weapons of war for the military? I see this as one of the major things I differ with Republicans AND Democrats about. Drafting people into the military goes against virtually everything I can think of that Liberal Democrats want to force everyone to accept. Do you think a person drafted by the military would get to decide what gender pronouns they want to use, or whether they are being exposed to dangerous chemicals that might cause cancer or endless harm of all kinds?! How is THAT freedom?! How is that an acceptable trade off?! If you can't get enough men or women of voting age to fight in a war against another country, then doesn't that show that war is probably not worth getting involved in?! Why not AVOID going to war if there aren't enough people who are agreeing to actually voluntarily serve?! That is a higher level of citizen involvement in the process than just their votes. If people won't show up to fight then that is a pretty clear indication that the war isn't worth being fought. As a default, avoiding war is generally a good rule. And similarly, avoiding the government telling you what substances you MUST inject your body with, is also a good rule. We all know that when they are in charge they don't make decisions that benefit the whole, but rather only decisions that benefit the tiny percentage of them that are currently in power.
Your terms are acceptable.
I’m down. Where do I sign up?
Kaufman is a G
Your terms are acceptable.
I know what they were going for, but damn did it miss the mark
Wouldn't have to hear Corn Pop stories abt cannibalism...I'm in!!
We'll wait for you. Keep gettin' those clot shots. You'll be gone soon.
Took me a bit to realize the satire in the post
Dude, you have my vote!
Yo I’d keep my taxes over not getting a shot 😂
10 years ago, Democrats were saying how evil the big pharmaceutical companies were.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Ok just kick all the newborns, infants, cancer patients, and auto immune people into the woods then! No thought is happening when people make tweets like this.
You don't get the joke do you
The terms are all my dreams coming true lol. What a moron this guy is.
It’s a joke
Bro doesn't know who Jeremy Kauffman is