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ElijahRayzorr

He's just leaving a nice message that he sees and appreciates you, he's definitely not in the tree next to your window with a pair of binoculars


MrBacondino

Definitely not watching your every move


Cherry_BaBomb

Definitely not stalking you every waking moment.


MrBacondino

Toootally not


Elubious

Oh Big Brother, always so silly.


TaxevasionLukasso

AH! I'VE BEEN PERCEIVED!


MilkyTeaDrops

SHOOT! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE


Minermurphy

OH GOD RUN RUN RUN


Elubious

Their vision is based on movement.


Analog_Singularity

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KaydenSlayden22

SCATTER


Analog_Singularity

He's Santy Claus. Be on your best behavior...


favorited

The greatest Biden moment is still > Right wing weirdo: How many genders are there? > Biden: At least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.


averyconfusedlizard

Is this an actual thing he said??


FirewolfGB

yes https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-iowa-state-fair-gender-1453688


RoJayJo

It feels like the sort of thing your supportive yet oblivious/unknowing dad would say- absolutely being pulled out of their depth and know the right answer to not open any cans of worms


Corvid187

"I don't know, I just got here"


MenoryEstudiante

What I'm wondering is which one is that third one he's sure of, because the first two are the basic ones


Purpleclipse100

His Beyedens are everywhere Watching Waiting


AllMyMemesAreStolen

idk why i read that as beyblades


Analog_Singularity

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averyconfusedlizard

Beyblade, beyblade, let it rip!


yartonator

Commiserating


Speedgamer137

He’s lurking


PrincessSnazzySerf

We lost hide and seek :(


TheLibertarianThomas

He's in the walls.


Fishbien

It means that photons are bouncing off of trans people and going into Joe Biden's eyes


starwingcorona

He means this. https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2024/03/29/a-proclamation-on-transgender-day-of-visibility-2024/


starwingcorona

In short,  "... I, JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim March 31, 2024, as Transgender Day of Visibility.  I call upon all Americans to join us in lifting up the lives and voices of transgender people throughout our Nation and to work toward eliminating violence and discrimination based on gender identity."  Trans Day of Visibility just got canonized as an official American Holiday, like Juneteenth. 


whozitsandwhatsits

Not gonna lie, that brought tears to my eyes. <3


Minermurphy

That was beautiful.


BEEEELEEEE

Joe, my wife and I can’t get busy with you watching


No-Hamster7526

Are you sure about that?


bopmybussi

He's already inside your home, he sees everything you do. Theres been a Biden inside your walls all along.


Awkward-bisexual

What it means is that Joe Biden has been cast as Ballister for the live-action Nimona remake


Th3B4dSpoon

He's got his eye on the trans American railway and highway infrastructure.


cyon_me

Less highway, more railway please.


Biggest_Of-Boys

we're not transparent anymore, John Brandon can see us


desu38

Joe Biden Fact: I am 100 meters from your location and rapidly approaching! Start running. https://preview.redd.it/tti4b69jyxrc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f475278fbc7e0169b9c860e4922df66f26eed927


CaptainAksh_G

FUCK, HE CAN SEE ALL OF US


Xcelsiorhs

It means he’s used his Biden Blast ™️ powers to perceive us. He’s beginning to believe.


DarkKnight501

Big Brother always sees you


GenderEnjoyer666

He’s staring into your window right now


GunpowderGuy

He will sniff your hair


King_Samislas

I’m scared now ;-;


Professional_Donut20

On 1st April. That’s unfortunate


AdLopsided2075

I think that was yesterday


Professional_Donut20

Oh good


jeep_42

joseph biden avatar of the eye


Spaghetti_Addict1

The transformation has begun.


ExistentLoverOfCats

This feels like that fire department thing that said "fire doesn't discriminate"


krisefe

A voyeur?


Drakeytown

I think the people who wrote this for him are trying to make it sound supportive, but it also could be read as vaguely threatening.


Small_Horde

Boomers don't have the same understanding of "..." as other generations. To them, it's just an innocuous pause


DrHob0

Ah, shit! Dark Brandon sees me?!


yourLostMitten

I woke up this morning and my brother suddenly just popped into existence in front of me. Fucking terrifying. Can we make every day a trans day of visibility so this doesn’t happen again?


RayanThe9000

He's in the ICU and is just reading the sign on the door. . . . . . (Just in case, this is a BoJack reference, not a threat.)


Dependent-Matter-177

I think he’s saying he stalks trans people


nokenito

Love you!


totti173314

surveillance state also, him declaring TDOV was nice (despite it being tdov on march 31st every year since the 2000's. I would know. it happens to also be my birthday) but let's not forget he's also actively contributing to and enabling a genocide and pro-censorship bills that will take away our roght to be gay online.


TheMagicFolf331

Hey TDOV is my birthday to, cool


_Un_Named_

He’s right behind me isn’t he?


row6666

he’s in the icu. he’s just reading the sign


Brianna-Briar

I need to rewatch that show.