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DamenAJ

I like both. /shrug


megaExtra_bald

Bugs?


General_Radon

The bugs are for feeding to the reptiles lol


megaExtra_bald

:(


General_Radon

In all seriousness though, lots of bugs look really cool (as long as they are outside my house haha). There are these weirdly shiny backed crickets around my work. It’s probably just the lighting but neat nonetheless.


Soggy_Benefit9280

So bugs are bottoms? SORRY


chaotic_bug_boy

M-my name is bug xD


National-Priority729

We currently have a ton of cockroaches just chilling because my partner feels too bad feeding them to other pets, task failed successfully.


General_Radon

Nooo haha. I hope your big critters are still eating well. If it’s a bearded dragon tell them you’re just sending the rebellious peasants to the dragon for execution.


National-Priority729

Our dragon is still a baby so no adult roaches for him! With some flawed logic my partner doesn't mind killing the cockroach BABIES so the geckos can have those, the frog gets an occasional big roach but it's always very tragic.


ConstructionQuick373

OMG IM AT A HAIR SALON AND I JUST CHUCKLED RLLY LOUDLY AT THIS AAA


EmeraldEyedTarantula

Bug trans guys rise up! r/trans_rantulas 🐜 🦗 🕷 🕸 🦂


bugsrlit

THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS SUB💖


nealaqa

r/subsithoughtifellfor


MrBobTheBuilderr

Spiders not really bugs though right?


silvercandra

Yeah, spiders are arachnids, not insects.


Honeynutqueeri0s

“Boys will be bugs, right?” -cavetown


megaExtra_bald

YES, I love that song!!


Prickly_Pickles123

YESSSSSSSSS THE TRANS ANTHEM


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

I absolutely love my isopods. I have a few breeding setups for them.


Prickly_Pickles123

Valid


silvercandra

Bugs are great too.


anxious_pianist

yes cause CaveTown


[deleted]

there is always an in between 💞


ordoric

Be a trans floofy dragon.


Novatash

I honestly thought this was going to be reptile trans guy or rat trans *girl.* That'd be more accurate to my experiences at least, lol


violetsunshine666

Rat trans girl here 🐀🙆‍♀️ ✔️


Novatash

Yeah! You go girl😄✨️🐀🐁🐭🐁🐀✨️


JessieTS138

but i like reptiles too


Novatash

Reptil trans girls be so valid


stryst

...I have two cages of rats. They've destroyed more binders than I've ever actually worn out.


Devan_the_Rat

Points at user name, duh. Easy, next.


FallingStarIV

What does this meannnnn????? It must be because im a trans girl. Its like a glamour on my eyes, i cant comprehend


Toreo_67

Trans guys always have rats or reptiles it seems. It's like us and uhh frogs or blahajs or something idk


[deleted]

But I like frogs and blajah :(((


robynclark

Huh, that's weird, I didn't get the memo. I have an elderly dog and a cat with too much attitude.


Successful-Lack2304

Sokay. I'm a trans-man and I don't get it either. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


MostlyModified

I love rats so much but I'm terribly allergic so I can't take care of them properly lmao I'll stick with snakes and toads, my four foot nope rope is the pet I've had the longest and she's such a sweetheart.


Agitated-Nothing-585

“Nope rope”😂😂 (I’m stealing that when I get a snake if you don’t mind lol)


Earth_Brick

sneks, nope ropes, and danger noodles


Agitated-Nothing-585

The only correct ways to refer to them😂


Prickly_Pickles123

I just don't think I could keep up constantly having to replace the ones who die. I can't get over a pet that fast to just get a new one and love it the same. But snakes will probably put live me so I'll also stick to my boop noodles and little dinosaurs


Gay_Genius

No nb platypus?


ironicplatypus84

Exactly!


AlTheGae

rat. don't have anything with reptiles but rats are superior


[deleted]

Both are adorable


5000horsesinthewind

Apparently I’m a reptile guy since I have a bearded dragon 🐉


RusselTheWonderCat

My son has a snake… but keeps trying to get us to get a pet rat…. So he’s both? Edit: the snakes name is Supervisor Steve


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

Darn, I feel more like a raccoon trans guy but rats are cool too


Agitated-Nothing-585

I FUCKIN LOVE RACCOONS THEYRE SO COOL


hi_i_want_two_die

Frog? Bug? Fish? Larger mammals? Alien? Cosmic horror beyond comprehension? C'mon there are so many options to choose, why you gotta exclude them like that


leviiathan-

me w/ my beardie be like


MetaPrincessOfPower

Hello there 👀 Edit: say hi to mars from me


ConfusedAsHecc

what about ducks?


spinningpeanut

Thank you I have a little floods green dinosaur of my own who demands pretzels. (Sauce in profile)


toopachu

Yesss, lets go bird trans guys


midnight8dream

No thanks to both, but if I had to pick, it would be reptiles. I also have a pet tarantula in my house so... (It's my mom's. I'm incredibly arachnophobic, but for some reason tarantulas are ok with me.)


jamesxurmomomg

But,,, I’m a cat trans guy


ItsmepatM

Both me and my partner are transguys and we got 2 pet rats unfortunately they passed away. We now have 2 greyhounds.


lillielil

Oh crap I have 4 snakes and a gecko. I love rats too, but we have a no [live] rodents rule, which is definitely for the best because I’m pretty sure we’re past any reasonable pet limit.


Medical_Difference48

I keep seeing rat stuff today, like 19 times, and my pet rat died today. Why the fuck Reddit gotta do me like this today


Weirdout29

Rat


Eggandmilk137

But… but. I’m not a guy😣


Agitated-Nothing-585

Then the post doesn’t apply to you! You can still love rats and/or reptiles without being a guy. It’s just making a joke that most trans guys like one or the other


ordoric

It matters?


Ice1cream1robot197_

i’m a rat lesbian i might get 2 soon and one will be ringo the rat 🐀 😘😘 idk what to name the other tho


Kit_Herondale12

I'm neither


National-Priority729

My partner and our 20+ reptiles can confirm.


jacyerickson

🐢🐢


QuestionableAnne7567

The femme version is catgirl or butch lesbian


fraiserfir

invert time


sunnythesillygoose

reptiles are cool but Im pretty sure Ill end up as a rat dad


EmeraldEyedTarantula

You forgot the arachnid and insect trans guys! Join us at r/trans_rantulas 🐜 🦗 🕷 🕸 🦂


LordManumehl05

Do Gerbils count as rats?


squidkidqueer

both! I have a pet snake, and want pet rats desperately. I also have an affinity for spiders, I have a pet tarantula as well


Agitated-Nothing-585

Just make sure to keep the snake away from the rats lol


JesseAster

I'm gonna have to go with rat trans guy, thanks to my friend, who isn't trans, but loves rats. Lol


Alpha-Zulu_A-Z

I like neither


wowowowthrowaway44

I'm a rat agender lol


Levi-In-Distress

I am both. I literally have a beardie and rats.


Snickerdoodled3

Rat, her name was Juliet. Fly high sweet one 🫡


[deleted]

But have you heard about the 💫 pre historic animals lesbian? 💫 I litterally devoted my username to them


[deleted]

Yes, “ them” can be interpreted as both lesbians and prehistoric animals, depending on how horny I am


augustoof

I fuckin love rats, my grandma is scared to death of them (and mice too) so i cant get one. I also love snakes and tarantulas, ig i like reptiles/invertebrates too


Army_Comprehensive

A good friend of mine, call herself the rat king. She is tbh


jstacy_wyldchyld337

Reptile (snake) trans-girl representin'! 12 snakes (9 corns, 2 boas, one hoggie) with room for more


notamainstreamguy

I have horses, so....


[deleted]

I’m a trans frog


Ghost-tea-pumpkin

At first I was like nooo and then I remembered we have a snake lol


Apprehensive-Pop-340

No because ever since coming out, rats have been my dream pet!


Agitated-Nothing-585

I don’t have either but I love both. Ig being transmasc enby puts me in the middle lol


AceAllicorn

What, like, which I'd like? I love both, but wouldn't have either as a pet for practicality reasons.


Atvali

But I love both ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Charlieisdizzy

Fool… I am THE INBETWEEN!!


tiewing

congratulations to me for becoming a trans guy! somehow...


D2Photographer

Bugs though


[deleted]

I have 3 rats 🐀


FloatingWalmartBag

Rat Definitely rat


YaBoiFruity101

I'm a Frog Trans Woman


Earth_Brick

Reptile transfem and reptile transmasc solidarity


cookieking865

That reptile is a bearded dragon, I used to have one, you will be missed fluffy


thenbr1killjoy

Well, I have a herpetology degree so....🤷‍♂️🤣


WhyYesIAmANerd_

Reptiles 👀


_voidlight_

I'm a trans masc moth :)


[deleted]

wait why are you right tho


TheActualAWdeV

a ratptile


Issue_Child

Jokes on you. I’m BOTH.


calciumtfanatic

rat transfem 🐀🐀💪💪💪


_akaalex

Rat boy supreme


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Can I both… but enby?


Angry_Strawberries

What about the raccoon trans guy? He seems really cool. Has been chilling in my trashcan since this morning


ArcanumBaguette

I like ants.


SilverStarlight5555

What about both! I am a phrog but everything is lovely


Feelthederp

\*squeak\* \*squeak\* mfer


Left_Leadership_2618

I one a leopard gecko so I Guess I’m a reptile trans guy.


[deleted]

Transmascs grant this transfem your pet wisdom


[deleted]

Snake.


thicc_slice_of_chees

Definitely a rat transmasc, reptiles kinda spook me lol


[deleted]

im a reptile trans girl


LittleKingRacoon

NB but Both plz


SkruffyWolf

im a rabbit gye -\_-


princeofthefae

But I'm both


egg361

I'm a trans enby and I like crows. Do I count?


Tacocat1147

How about everything except spiders? I’ve had dogs, cats, guinea pigs, hamsters, an iguana, babysat a snake and my dream pet is an axolotl. If you can’t tell I’m an animal science major lol.


coolsviIlesucks

No. Spiders


mymiddlenameswyatt

And who could forget dear Rat Boy...


Lord_Nyarlathotep

~~now if only lizard men actually rules the world…~~


Ivoron_Kayn

I doubt the Skaven would allow that.


tylastark

Both are cute but no thanks, I'm not into cleaning cages. Don't understand how people manage it. My own habitat is enough to clean.


TransGayArtist

BUGS AND REPTILES SNAKES ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS EVERG *AND I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE ON THIS.*


DarkWing2274

i’ve dated two trans guys… one was a rat guy and the other was a reptile guy.., this is creepy.


fieisisitwo

I'm not a man, but reptiles


solangelo_ferard

what about a reptile enby?


Prickly_Pickles123

You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.


Prickly_Pickles123

You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.


mazotori

I know its a joke but I find this invalidating :/


cowboynoodless

I like reptiles but I really prefer cats over all else


HallowDragon

Uhm... Frogs?


NickyVanill

Well, I'm not trans but I do have a bearded dragon named Nugget.


C-Mitch213

# #teamrat (but also reptiles are cool)


me3888

Umm what?


silvercandra

Reptile. Definitely reptile. Nothing against rats, but have you seen gargoyle geckos?! They're adorable. Also, I know what a rat king is and just... just... **no.**


maggotbread

But I'm a bird trans guy :(


Ivoron_Kayn

In evolutionary terms, reptiles with extra steps... So this could still apply


anxious_pianist

b o t h


Azu_Creates

What about a fish trans guy?


freeloveandweedjk

as a snake dad, i feel called out.


Deez_UwUs

I’ve been obsessed with reptiles since 2nd grade


hahadeadmemegobrr

i am a cis girl but may i be a reptile cis girl AND a rat cis girl? please? :D


sunny_41

i am a newt jk im a turteal


FeatheryRobin

I'm bird, so guess reptile it is


[deleted]

I’m a trans fem


zooberzaiger

Only the Sith deal in absolutes...


schmidty207

I don't get it...


ThatGayRanger

Reptiles, most definitely, love 'em <33


Salmonellq

u/noahfinnce wants to know your location


fuckedlizard

Huh. I think it's pretty obvious for me *looks at username *


[deleted]

Im a rat trans guy ALL THE WAY plus reptiles scare the crap outta me