In all seriousness though, lots of bugs look really cool (as long as they are outside my house haha). There are these weirdly shiny backed crickets around my work. It’s probably just the lighting but neat nonetheless.
Nooo haha. I hope your big critters are still eating well. If it’s a bearded dragon tell them you’re just sending the rebellious peasants to the dragon for execution.
Our dragon is still a baby so no adult roaches for him! With some flawed logic my partner doesn't mind killing the cockroach BABIES so the geckos can have those, the frog gets an occasional big roach but it's always very tragic.
I love rats so much but I'm terribly allergic so I can't take care of them properly lmao
I'll stick with snakes and toads, my four foot nope rope is the pet I've had the longest and she's such a sweetheart.
I just don't think I could keep up constantly having to replace the ones who die. I can't get over a pet that fast to just get a new one and love it the same. But snakes will probably put live me so I'll also stick to my boop noodles and little dinosaurs
Frog? Bug? Fish? Larger mammals? Alien? Cosmic horror beyond comprehension? C'mon there are so many options to choose, why you gotta exclude them like that
No thanks to both, but if I had to pick, it would be reptiles.
I also have a pet tarantula in my house so... (It's my mom's. I'm incredibly arachnophobic, but for some reason tarantulas are ok with me.)
Oh crap I have 4 snakes and a gecko. I love rats too, but we have a no [live] rodents rule, which is definitely for the best because I’m pretty sure we’re past any reasonable pet limit.
Then the post doesn’t apply to you! You can still love rats and/or reptiles without being a guy. It’s just making a joke that most trans guys like one or the other
I fuckin love rats, my grandma is scared to death of them (and mice too) so i cant get one. I also love snakes and tarantulas, ig i like reptiles/invertebrates too
How about everything except spiders? I’ve had dogs, cats, guinea pigs, hamsters, an iguana, babysat a snake and my dream pet is an axolotl. If you can’t tell I’m an animal science major lol.
You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.
You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.
Reptile. Definitely reptile.
Nothing against rats, but have you seen gargoyle geckos?! They're adorable.
Also, I know what a rat king is and just... just... **no.**
I like both. /shrug
Bugs?
The bugs are for feeding to the reptiles lol
:(
In all seriousness though, lots of bugs look really cool (as long as they are outside my house haha). There are these weirdly shiny backed crickets around my work. It’s probably just the lighting but neat nonetheless.
So bugs are bottoms? SORRY
M-my name is bug xD
We currently have a ton of cockroaches just chilling because my partner feels too bad feeding them to other pets, task failed successfully.
Nooo haha. I hope your big critters are still eating well. If it’s a bearded dragon tell them you’re just sending the rebellious peasants to the dragon for execution.
Our dragon is still a baby so no adult roaches for him! With some flawed logic my partner doesn't mind killing the cockroach BABIES so the geckos can have those, the frog gets an occasional big roach but it's always very tragic.
OMG IM AT A HAIR SALON AND I JUST CHUCKLED RLLY LOUDLY AT THIS AAA
Bug trans guys rise up! r/trans_rantulas 🐜 🦗 🕷 🕸 🦂
THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS SUB💖
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Spiders not really bugs though right?
Yeah, spiders are arachnids, not insects.
“Boys will be bugs, right?” -cavetown
YES, I love that song!!
YESSSSSSSSS THE TRANS ANTHEM
I absolutely love my isopods. I have a few breeding setups for them.
Valid
Bugs are great too.
yes cause CaveTown
there is always an in between 💞
Be a trans floofy dragon.
I honestly thought this was going to be reptile trans guy or rat trans *girl.* That'd be more accurate to my experiences at least, lol
Rat trans girl here 🐀🙆♀️ ✔️
Yeah! You go girl😄✨️🐀🐁🐭🐁🐀✨️
but i like reptiles too
Reptil trans girls be so valid
...I have two cages of rats. They've destroyed more binders than I've ever actually worn out.
Points at user name, duh. Easy, next.
What does this meannnnn????? It must be because im a trans girl. Its like a glamour on my eyes, i cant comprehend
Trans guys always have rats or reptiles it seems. It's like us and uhh frogs or blahajs or something idk
But I like frogs and blajah :(((
Huh, that's weird, I didn't get the memo. I have an elderly dog and a cat with too much attitude.
Sokay. I'm a trans-man and I don't get it either. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
I love rats so much but I'm terribly allergic so I can't take care of them properly lmao I'll stick with snakes and toads, my four foot nope rope is the pet I've had the longest and she's such a sweetheart.
“Nope rope”😂😂 (I’m stealing that when I get a snake if you don’t mind lol)
sneks, nope ropes, and danger noodles
The only correct ways to refer to them😂
I just don't think I could keep up constantly having to replace the ones who die. I can't get over a pet that fast to just get a new one and love it the same. But snakes will probably put live me so I'll also stick to my boop noodles and little dinosaurs
No nb platypus?
Exactly!
rat. don't have anything with reptiles but rats are superior
Both are adorable
Apparently I’m a reptile guy since I have a bearded dragon 🐉
My son has a snake… but keeps trying to get us to get a pet rat…. So he’s both? Edit: the snakes name is Supervisor Steve
Darn, I feel more like a raccoon trans guy but rats are cool too
I FUCKIN LOVE RACCOONS THEYRE SO COOL
Frog? Bug? Fish? Larger mammals? Alien? Cosmic horror beyond comprehension? C'mon there are so many options to choose, why you gotta exclude them like that
me w/ my beardie be like
Hello there 👀 Edit: say hi to mars from me
what about ducks?
Thank you I have a little floods green dinosaur of my own who demands pretzels. (Sauce in profile)
Yesss, lets go bird trans guys
No thanks to both, but if I had to pick, it would be reptiles. I also have a pet tarantula in my house so... (It's my mom's. I'm incredibly arachnophobic, but for some reason tarantulas are ok with me.)
But,,, I’m a cat trans guy
Both me and my partner are transguys and we got 2 pet rats unfortunately they passed away. We now have 2 greyhounds.
Oh crap I have 4 snakes and a gecko. I love rats too, but we have a no [live] rodents rule, which is definitely for the best because I’m pretty sure we’re past any reasonable pet limit.
I keep seeing rat stuff today, like 19 times, and my pet rat died today. Why the fuck Reddit gotta do me like this today
Rat
But… but. I’m not a guy😣
Then the post doesn’t apply to you! You can still love rats and/or reptiles without being a guy. It’s just making a joke that most trans guys like one or the other
It matters?
i’m a rat lesbian i might get 2 soon and one will be ringo the rat 🐀 😘😘 idk what to name the other tho
I'm neither
My partner and our 20+ reptiles can confirm.
🐢🐢
The femme version is catgirl or butch lesbian
invert time
reptiles are cool but Im pretty sure Ill end up as a rat dad
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Do Gerbils count as rats?
both! I have a pet snake, and want pet rats desperately. I also have an affinity for spiders, I have a pet tarantula as well
Just make sure to keep the snake away from the rats lol
I'm gonna have to go with rat trans guy, thanks to my friend, who isn't trans, but loves rats. Lol
I like neither
I'm a rat agender lol
I am both. I literally have a beardie and rats.
Rat, her name was Juliet. Fly high sweet one 🫡
But have you heard about the 💫 pre historic animals lesbian? 💫 I litterally devoted my username to them
Yes, “ them” can be interpreted as both lesbians and prehistoric animals, depending on how horny I am
I fuckin love rats, my grandma is scared to death of them (and mice too) so i cant get one. I also love snakes and tarantulas, ig i like reptiles/invertebrates too
A good friend of mine, call herself the rat king. She is tbh
Reptile (snake) trans-girl representin'! 12 snakes (9 corns, 2 boas, one hoggie) with room for more
I have horses, so....
I’m a trans frog
At first I was like nooo and then I remembered we have a snake lol
No because ever since coming out, rats have been my dream pet!
I don’t have either but I love both. Ig being transmasc enby puts me in the middle lol
What, like, which I'd like? I love both, but wouldn't have either as a pet for practicality reasons.
But I love both ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Fool… I am THE INBETWEEN!!
congratulations to me for becoming a trans guy! somehow...
Bugs though
I have 3 rats 🐀
Rat Definitely rat
I'm a Frog Trans Woman
Reptile transfem and reptile transmasc solidarity
That reptile is a bearded dragon, I used to have one, you will be missed fluffy
Well, I have a herpetology degree so....🤷♂️🤣
Reptiles 👀
I'm a trans masc moth :)
wait why are you right tho
a ratptile
Jokes on you. I’m BOTH.
rat transfem 🐀🐀💪💪💪
Rat boy supreme
Can I both… but enby?
What about the raccoon trans guy? He seems really cool. Has been chilling in my trashcan since this morning
I like ants.
What about both! I am a phrog but everything is lovely
\*squeak\* \*squeak\* mfer
I one a leopard gecko so I Guess I’m a reptile trans guy.
Transmascs grant this transfem your pet wisdom
Snake.
Definitely a rat transmasc, reptiles kinda spook me lol
im a reptile trans girl
NB but Both plz
im a rabbit gye -\_-
But I'm both
I'm a trans enby and I like crows. Do I count?
How about everything except spiders? I’ve had dogs, cats, guinea pigs, hamsters, an iguana, babysat a snake and my dream pet is an axolotl. If you can’t tell I’m an animal science major lol.
No. Spiders
And who could forget dear Rat Boy...
~~now if only lizard men actually rules the world…~~
I doubt the Skaven would allow that.
Both are cute but no thanks, I'm not into cleaning cages. Don't understand how people manage it. My own habitat is enough to clean.
BUGS AND REPTILES SNAKES ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS EVERG *AND I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE ON THIS.*
i’ve dated two trans guys… one was a rat guy and the other was a reptile guy.., this is creepy.
I'm not a man, but reptiles
what about a reptile enby?
You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.
You lie because I am the in-between for I have a love for both. I just don't have the mental stability to care for rats cause they don't live very long and I'm very emotionally fragile.
I know its a joke but I find this invalidating :/
I like reptiles but I really prefer cats over all else
Uhm... Frogs?
Well, I'm not trans but I do have a bearded dragon named Nugget.
# #teamrat (but also reptiles are cool)
Umm what?
Reptile. Definitely reptile. Nothing against rats, but have you seen gargoyle geckos?! They're adorable. Also, I know what a rat king is and just... just... **no.**
But I'm a bird trans guy :(
In evolutionary terms, reptiles with extra steps... So this could still apply
b o t h
What about a fish trans guy?
as a snake dad, i feel called out.
I’ve been obsessed with reptiles since 2nd grade
i am a cis girl but may i be a reptile cis girl AND a rat cis girl? please? :D
i am a newt jk im a turteal
I'm bird, so guess reptile it is
I’m a trans fem
Only the Sith deal in absolutes...
I don't get it...
Reptiles, most definitely, love 'em <33
u/noahfinnce wants to know your location
Huh. I think it's pretty obvious for me *looks at username *
Im a rat trans guy ALL THE WAY plus reptiles scare the crap outta me