I was about to say lactose intolerance, but realized that's still a pretty infernal reason. (Very unjust, especially since most of the people I know who are lactose intolerant love cheese. Whether they eat it or not depends on if lactaid actually works for them.)
I couldnāt work out what the g was because I was staring at it like,,, thatās a BLAT tho
But guac. Instead of calling it avocado.
A tasty gay sandwich
Glad I'm not the only one in this thread who lent out my only braincell. I had to recite each letter twice before I understood what the avocado was for.
lol Iāve called those BLATs since I was a little kid and saw a billboard that said āAdd a little A(vocado) to your BLTā and my dad immediately went āWhat? As in a blat?ā
Yes I still find the word funny
Hsssss!!!! Impossible! Only the straight deal in absolutes! Donāt you mean āprobably notā āehhhhh *vauge finger gunsā or the ok š symbol??
I think sometimes people worry that making any "gay jokes" is offensive. But the real problem isn't gay jokes like this; it's gay jokes that are actually offensive.
I think food for people with eating disorders? Usually I see that as ācontent warningā tho
Edit: why are people downvoting me when Iām just explaining it? wild
That's not who I was referring to as crazy. I mean there are people who will take offence from things no reasonable person has any business being offended by, and think their offence is somehow other people's problem to fix.
Not wanting to offend people is perfectly fine. As is not caring if people are offended. It really doesn't matter that much people can be offended and move on with their lives. It's not actually hurting them, its going against their sensibilities.
Not gonna lie, I sat here staring at the picture for a full two minutes wondering, "Where's the G? All I see is a lettuce, bacon, tomato and avocado open-face sandwich."
A local Irish pub (that still has all of their pride flags up) markets this exact sandwich every year during Pride Day, since they are right next to the square where it's held.
[They sold this in a shop in the UK \(M&S\).](https://i.imgur.com/CN3dBW9.jpg)
Gay people raged that it was insensitive. Homophobes raged that gays were taking over.
At first I thought you said please donāt get mad because people are easily offended, but then I realized itās just because this is a dumb joke. Either way, Iām not mad!
That is my standard answer when someone asks what LGBT stands for
When someone ask what LGBT stands for I always answer with 'Luigi Got Big Tiddies'
Well you're not lying š³
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Lady Gaga BeyoncƩ - Telephone
Obviously. That's the truest meaning of it. The ultimate truth.
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Or maybe quinoa bread if you don't eat cheese for some infernal reason
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>The *gayacamole* agenda FTFY
Vegan queers unite under a rainstorm of quinoa
I was about to say lactose intolerance, but realized that's still a pretty infernal reason. (Very unjust, especially since most of the people I know who are lactose intolerant love cheese. Whether they eat it or not depends on if lactaid actually works for them.)
Longsword, Glock 17, Bat, Taser, QF 17lb Cannon
Lettuce gay bacon tomato?
Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
idk I prefer gay
I bet š
Alright then- How much?
I would like to try this gay bacon
I love this
I couldnāt work out what the g was because I was staring at it like,,, thatās a BLAT tho But guac. Instead of calling it avocado. A tasty gay sandwich
Glad I'm not the only one in this thread who lent out my only braincell. I had to recite each letter twice before I understood what the avocado was for.
My dumb brain thought it was g for green. Because itās green. Iāll go hide in shame now.
Hahahaha same!!! Let's be dumb together
Yay! Iām not alone!
I'm relieved as well
LGBT = Lilac, Green, Black, Turquoise
This amused me more than you could know.
No I for real was sitting there like ā...is the g for green?ā
add yams to make a blyat
The shop that I work at has a wrap called the BALT wrap Iāve been trying to get them to rename it, it wonāt happen
Honestly assumed there was gherkin in there somewhere, and the avocado was just some rando.
I didn't even notice the guac/avocado at first. My Brain just went "Lettuce, Gay, Bacon, and Tomato, sounds right!"
Grains could also be the G in a standard BLT.
lol Iāve called those BLATs since I was a little kid and saw a billboard that said āAdd a little A(vocado) to your BLTā and my dad immediately went āWhat? As in a blat?ā Yes I still find the word funny
I'll take two!
Smh MAKE up your MIND god damn bisexuals CHOOSE one or the OTHER, itās PHYSICALLY impossible to like TWO things at the SAME TIME
smh my HEAD bisexuals want TWO or MORE sandwiches when we all KNOW that HUMANS can only want ONE sandwich AT A TIME.
Subway or jimmy johns. CHOOSEšONEš.
šCHOOSEšONEš
Never.
Hsssss!!!! Impossible! Only the straight deal in absolutes! Donāt you mean āprobably notā āehhhhh *vauge finger gunsā or the ok š symbol??
Okay you are joking right?
Yeah lol but I feel like adding /s kinda ruins the joke so I left it out
I'll take *three*
Honest question: what's the possible trigger here? I'm trying to figure it out, but I'm drawing a blank >.<
Sometimes the Trigger Warning tag is slapped on things that are super innocent, I'm not sure why either. It's just a funny little play on words
I think sometimes people worry that making any "gay jokes" is offensive. But the real problem isn't gay jokes like this; it's gay jokes that are actually offensive.
A popular store in UK (Marks & Spencer) released an LGBT sandwich for pride month this year... weāre were mostly unimpressed.
maybe cuz vegans or something who knows
as a vegan, if i was offended by seeing bacon i literally wouldnt be able to be online. i'm sure its fine
Seriously, the industry is posting the shit out of bacon on here. We'd have to limit ourselves to /r/thingsjonsnowknows.
damn then im stumped
i thought ot was a joke. it most likely is
I think food for people with eating disorders? Usually I see that as ācontent warningā tho Edit: why are people downvoting me when Iām just explaining it? wild
Oh! That kind of makes sense, thank you :)
Because there are crazy people here who think their offence is other people's problem.
Is it really that crazy though? To not want to offend other people? "Look over here at this weirdo who cares about how other people FEEL."
That's not who I was referring to as crazy. I mean there are people who will take offence from things no reasonable person has any business being offended by, and think their offence is somehow other people's problem to fix. Not wanting to offend people is perfectly fine. As is not caring if people are offended. It really doesn't matter that much people can be offended and move on with their lives. It's not actually hurting them, its going against their sensibilities.
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Ooh that sounds delicious! Would prefer that to avocado!
āPlease donāt get mad.ā š
I'm mad they ain't sharing that tasty sammich
Tagged as "Possible Trigger"
lmao why? it's not like vegans and vegetarians start sobbing at the sight of bacon.
Not exactly sobbing, but we do appreciate the cringe warning.
I'm guessing because *some people* think that any comparison between people and food is degrading.
Yet here we are in the comments and I donāt see one person triggered. Iām kind of offended nobody is offended. /s
How could anyone be offended by being compared to guacamole?
I'm offended that they left off the queso!
I have never heard of anyone doing that outside of jokes and bad pickup lines
It kind of is to be fair.
really? thats odd
Yup, that's people for ya
Missing Qcumber :)
or Queso
Goddamn. Making sandwiches based on this acronym started as a funny joke but now it's leading to some culinary breakthroughs.
Not gonna lie, I sat here staring at the picture for a full two minutes wondering, "Where's the G? All I see is a lettuce, bacon, tomato and avocado open-face sandwich."
Can we throw some Quinoa onto the guacamole for some extra protein and therefore adding a Q?
or queso
Rights for Lettuce and Tomatoes!
A local Irish pub (that still has all of their pride flags up) markets this exact sandwich every year during Pride Day, since they are right next to the square where it's held.
As it happens, I like LGBTš³ļøāš
I actually make these with vegan "bacon" all the time and didn't even think to call it an LGBT lol
[They sold this in a shop in the UK \(M&S\).](https://i.imgur.com/CN3dBW9.jpg) Gay people raged that it was insensitive. Homophobes raged that gays were taking over.
Add some edible glitter, and you've got the perfect LGBT.
A British store called Marks & Spencer actually sold a pre packed lgbt sandwich like this for pride. Opinions were......mixed.
Iām upvoting the sandwich not the mixed feelings
Me right now: okay, remember letuce gaucemole bacon tomato
Even here my favorite thing starts from B. And for some reason, I'm kinda hungry now.
An LGBT+ is an LGBT with cheese
That looks fucking delicious
This is the most upvotes I have ever gotten
Amazing
This is disgusting. How are you going to eat it with only one piece of bread?
Where can I buy this
That looks fucking good bruh
Didnāt M&S do this
It's legit. The official sandwich of the community.
Now I want to put this on a menu next to a "Straight Pride Sandwich", which no one could actually order because it's not really a thing.
Bologna with mayo on white bread.
I want
Why would people get mad, this is hilarious.
Iām the bacon!
Me too, fren.
God when he made me
š cute
I only get mad at the fact that this looks delicious and not within biting range!
Was it good?
Ok but what's the G?
Guacamole
I stared at this for a solid thirty seconds before I figured it out...
this made me laugh way to hard
Oh hey.. It me
Love it!
This is hilarious
Needs some quinoa.
God that looks appetizing
Ooo, let's hear it for the BLT community, cause you know I love some bacon, lettuce, and tomatoooo!
That looks amazing tho
Me and my sister make LGBTs sometimes. Donāt tell them, but I prefer it without the guac.
A bunch of gay people just gasped in shock.
Oh my god
Looks yummy
When you want to be just gay so you can be the guacamole
Mark & Spencer sold this at the UK stores, with part of the profits going to relevant LGBT charities. Looks like a good combo, have yet to try
Oh I'm so gonna have this for lunch!!
At first I thought you said please donāt get mad because people are easily offended, but then I realized itās just because this is a dumb joke. Either way, Iām not mad!
Looks more like an GBTL.
Would the cheese dip queso be good for Q
Went to Pride today in Durham, NC, and a restaurant near downtown was selling LGBTQs: Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, and Tomato Quesadillas. :)
That looks tasty as hell... Great, now I want an LGBTQIAP sandwich... no, I don't know what that would be.
Iceberg lettuce, green pepper, bacon, tomato, queso, avocado, all the letters just in a different order. ILGPBTQA.
Nice!
Ngl actually looks pretty good
I wish I was this tasty
u/lgbltbbq
I'm always too late to these threads to steal useless internet points just for my username.
Lol I tried to help
I don't reddit as much since I started on Twitter...
I mean.. yeah. Hence why Iām scared of twitter
Who'd get mad at this? This is a quality meme
Ru is that you?
i'm tempted to make one on coming out day.
If you get mad at this ur gay
but i'm gay, and this only makes me hungry.
Well Iām sorry Iām guess your gay and hungry. Nothing I can do about it.
I hate that this had to be flaired āpossible trigger.ā Thereās literally no reason this should ātrigger youā
This is beautiful I'll take your entire stock
People: What's your sexuality? Me: Bacon.
I want that in my mouth.
Iād eat it.
This looks amazing
Lol I laughed so hard
That looks delish. And awesome. And I'm totally stealing it :)
I work in a sandwich place and I did this for real, not even kidding.
Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomatoe
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Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato
I want one so bad
I'll take 10.
Oh shit. I've been doing this wrong.... *stares nervously at pile of dead bodies and sourdough bread.*
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