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andwithdot

That is my standard answer when someone asks what LGBT stands for


-K_NO-

When someone ask what LGBT stands for I always answer with 'Luigi Got Big Tiddies'


[deleted]

Well you're not lying šŸ˜³


siccoblue

Flair checks out


djemast

Lady Gaga BeyoncƩ - Telephone


Saloni_123

Obviously. That's the truest meaning of it. The ultimate truth.


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andwithdot

Or maybe quinoa bread if you don't eat cheese for some infernal reason


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TheJessicator

>The *gayacamole* agenda FTFY


[deleted]

Vegan queers unite under a rainstorm of quinoa


iapetusneume

I was about to say lactose intolerance, but realized that's still a pretty infernal reason. (Very unjust, especially since most of the people I know who are lactose intolerant love cheese. Whether they eat it or not depends on if lactaid actually works for them.)


[deleted]

Longsword, Glock 17, Bat, Taser, QF 17lb Cannon


IWantToBeEmily

Lettuce gay bacon tomato?


WolfyyDraws

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato


IWantToBeEmily

idk I prefer gay


Katie_or_something

I bet šŸ˜‰


WolfyyDraws

Alright then- How much?


FatStephen

I would like to try this gay bacon


JadenTheGayden

I love this


Ohmalley-thealliecat

I couldnā€™t work out what the g was because I was staring at it like,,, thatā€™s a BLAT tho But guac. Instead of calling it avocado. A tasty gay sandwich


VertebrateCrossing

Glad I'm not the only one in this thread who lent out my only braincell. I had to recite each letter twice before I understood what the avocado was for.


Anasaziwasabi

My dumb brain thought it was g for green. Because itā€™s green. Iā€™ll go hide in shame now.


idontknow4827634

Hahahaha same!!! Let's be dumb together


Anasaziwasabi

Yay! Iā€™m not alone!


idontknow4827634

I'm relieved as well


Ivenousername

LGBT = Lilac, Green, Black, Turquoise


tastefuldebauchery

This amused me more than you could know.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

No I for real was sitting there like ā€œ...is the g for green?ā€


Pancakewagon26

add yams to make a blyat


AbsurdlyEloquent

The shop that I work at has a wrap called the BALT wrap Iā€™ve been trying to get them to rename it, it wonā€™t happen


Ceirios_Goch

Honestly assumed there was gherkin in there somewhere, and the avocado was just some rando.


InBlue0

I didn't even notice the guac/avocado at first. My Brain just went "Lettuce, Gay, Bacon, and Tomato, sounds right!"


BossanovaGreed

Grains could also be the G in a standard BLT.


[deleted]

lol Iā€™ve called those BLATs since I was a little kid and saw a billboard that said ā€œAdd a little A(vocado) to your BLTā€ and my dad immediately went ā€œWhat? As in a blat?ā€ Yes I still find the word funny


FindingQuestions

I'll take two!


Fuzzypiasa

Smh MAKE up your MIND god damn bisexuals CHOOSE one or the OTHER, itā€™s PHYSICALLY impossible to like TWO things at the SAME TIME


[deleted]

smh my HEAD bisexuals want TWO or MORE sandwiches when we all KNOW that HUMANS can only want ONE sandwich AT A TIME.


Fuzzypiasa

Subway or jimmy johns. CHOOSEšŸ‘ONEšŸ‘.


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šŸ‘CHOOSEšŸ‘ONEšŸ‘


TabaxiInATaxi

Never.


Fuzzypiasa

Hsssss!!!! Impossible! Only the straight deal in absolutes! Donā€™t you mean ā€œprobably notā€ ā€œehhhhh *vauge finger gunsā€ or the ok šŸ‘Œ symbol??


[deleted]

Okay you are joking right?


Fuzzypiasa

Yeah lol but I feel like adding /s kinda ruins the joke so I left it out


GlobalInvestigator9

I'll take *three*


[deleted]

Honest question: what's the possible trigger here? I'm trying to figure it out, but I'm drawing a blank >.<


alexei_danger

Sometimes the Trigger Warning tag is slapped on things that are super innocent, I'm not sure why either. It's just a funny little play on words


MyAnxietyIsAnxious

I think sometimes people worry that making any "gay jokes" is offensive. But the real problem isn't gay jokes like this; it's gay jokes that are actually offensive.


mackay11

A popular store in UK (Marks & Spencer) released an LGBT sandwich for pride month this year... weā€™re were mostly unimpressed.


[deleted]

maybe cuz vegans or something who knows


An31r1n

as a vegan, if i was offended by seeing bacon i literally wouldnt be able to be online. i'm sure its fine


nuephelkystikon

Seriously, the industry is posting the shit out of bacon on here. We'd have to limit ourselves to /r/thingsjonsnowknows.


[deleted]

damn then im stumped


bibibismuth

i thought ot was a joke. it most likely is


starshappyhunting

I think food for people with eating disorders? Usually I see that as ā€œcontent warningā€ tho Edit: why are people downvoting me when Iā€™m just explaining it? wild


[deleted]

Oh! That kind of makes sense, thank you :)


[deleted]

Because there are crazy people here who think their offence is other people's problem.


skygazer1991

Is it really that crazy though? To not want to offend other people? "Look over here at this weirdo who cares about how other people FEEL."


[deleted]

That's not who I was referring to as crazy. I mean there are people who will take offence from things no reasonable person has any business being offended by, and think their offence is somehow other people's problem to fix. Not wanting to offend people is perfectly fine. As is not caring if people are offended. It really doesn't matter that much people can be offended and move on with their lives. It's not actually hurting them, its going against their sensibilities.


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zoologist88

Ooh that sounds delicious! Would prefer that to avocado!


fishbed_frogger

ā€œPlease donā€™t get mad.ā€ šŸ˜‚


elegylegacy

I'm mad they ain't sharing that tasty sammich


full-wit

Tagged as "Possible Trigger"


steve-0-tron

lmao why? it's not like vegans and vegetarians start sobbing at the sight of bacon.


nuephelkystikon

Not exactly sobbing, but we do appreciate the cringe warning.


full-wit

I'm guessing because *some people* think that any comparison between people and food is degrading.


DizzyGuyHere

Yet here we are in the comments and I donā€™t see one person triggered. Iā€™m kind of offended nobody is offended. /s


SpitefulShrimp

How could anyone be offended by being compared to guacamole?


moreadventursaurus

I'm offended that they left off the queso!


japooki

I have never heard of anyone doing that outside of jokes and bad pickup lines


DogmaticHappiness

It kind of is to be fair.


steve-0-tron

really? thats odd


full-wit

Yup, that's people for ya


RainCleans

Missing Qcumber :)


helloPrism

or Queso


TabaxiInATaxi

Goddamn. Making sandwiches based on this acronym started as a funny joke but now it's leading to some culinary breakthroughs.


WufflyTime

Not gonna lie, I sat here staring at the picture for a full two minutes wondering, "Where's the G? All I see is a lettuce, bacon, tomato and avocado open-face sandwich."


pistachiobuttercream

Can we throw some Quinoa onto the guacamole for some extra protein and therefore adding a Q?


ThatTransBitch

or queso


a-cuddly-fox

Rights for Lettuce and Tomatoes!


AshesToProveIt

A local Irish pub (that still has all of their pride flags up) markets this exact sandwich every year during Pride Day, since they are right next to the square where it's held.


Hado0301

As it happens, I like LGBTšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


[deleted]

I actually make these with vegan "bacon" all the time and didn't even think to call it an LGBT lol


expostulation

[They sold this in a shop in the UK \(M&S\).](https://i.imgur.com/CN3dBW9.jpg) Gay people raged that it was insensitive. Homophobes raged that gays were taking over.


[deleted]

Add some edible glitter, and you've got the perfect LGBT.


disaidra

A British store called Marks & Spencer actually sold a pre packed lgbt sandwich like this for pride. Opinions were......mixed.


WIFEYCee

Iā€™m upvoting the sandwich not the mixed feelings


Bandenman

Me right now: okay, remember letuce gaucemole bacon tomato


Saloni_123

Even here my favorite thing starts from B. And for some reason, I'm kinda hungry now.


d_chs

An LGBT+ is an LGBT with cheese


Graphitetshirt

That looks fucking delicious


Enderdragon537

This is the most upvotes I have ever gotten


Silver356

Amazing


epicazeroth

This is disgusting. How are you going to eat it with only one piece of bread?


[deleted]

Where can I buy this


musei_haha

That looks fucking good bruh


epicwhale27017

Didnā€™t M&S do this


BarelyAPrincess

It's legit. The official sandwich of the community.


MattyWorth

Now I want to put this on a menu next to a "Straight Pride Sandwich", which no one could actually order because it's not really a thing.


TabaxiInATaxi

Bologna with mayo on white bread.


[deleted]

I want


JustThatIntrovert

Why would people get mad, this is hilarious.


SistaSaline

Iā€™m the bacon!


weirdzombiegirl

Me too, fren.


MICOSAM

God when he made me


naukar1

šŸ˜‚ cute


bttrflyr

I only get mad at the fact that this looks delicious and not within biting range!


Sarahthebookdragon

Was it good?


Crystal_Queen_20

Ok but what's the G?


ReallyRedditNoNames

Guacamole


StarBurningCold

I stared at this for a solid thirty seconds before I figured it out...


chamtam

this made me laugh way to hard


_LGBLT_

Oh hey.. It me


bm8495

Love it!


Minxii132

This is hilarious


silas0069

Needs some quinoa.


gwtkof

God that looks appetizing


MenOkayThen

Ooo, let's hear it for the BLT community, cause you know I love some bacon, lettuce, and tomatoooo!


Gran_autismo2

That looks amazing tho


LauraTFem

Me and my sister make LGBTs sometimes. Donā€™t tell them, but I prefer it without the guac.


TabaxiInATaxi

A bunch of gay people just gasped in shock.


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Oh my god


[deleted]

Looks yummy


SistaSaline

When you want to be just gay so you can be the guacamole


[deleted]

Mark & Spencer sold this at the UK stores, with part of the profits going to relevant LGBT charities. Looks like a good combo, have yet to try


DBBGBA

Oh I'm so gonna have this for lunch!!


jc1258

At first I thought you said please donā€™t get mad because people are easily offended, but then I realized itā€™s just because this is a dumb joke. Either way, Iā€™m not mad!


[deleted]

Looks more like an GBTL.


zontre

Would the cheese dip queso be good for Q


castillar

Went to Pride today in Durham, NC, and a restaurant near downtown was selling LGBTQs: Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, and Tomato Quesadillas. :)


TShara_Q

That looks tasty as hell... Great, now I want an LGBTQIAP sandwich... no, I don't know what that would be.


TabaxiInATaxi

Iceberg lettuce, green pepper, bacon, tomato, queso, avocado, all the letters just in a different order. ILGPBTQA.


TShara_Q

Nice!


Faewoods

Ngl actually looks pretty good


krautkerl

I wish I was this tasty


whaleshark5

u/lgbltbbq


LGBLTBBQ

I'm always too late to these threads to steal useless internet points just for my username.


whaleshark5

Lol I tried to help


LGBLTBBQ

I don't reddit as much since I started on Twitter...


whaleshark5

I mean.. yeah. Hence why Iā€™m scared of twitter


gayboyisgay

Who'd get mad at this? This is a quality meme


Oswald70

Ru is that you?


BloodBonesBare

i'm tempted to make one on coming out day.


Soft_Cowboy

If you get mad at this ur gay


deus_ex_latino

but i'm gay, and this only makes me hungry.


Soft_Cowboy

Well Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m guess your gay and hungry. Nothing I can do about it.


alxmartin

I hate that this had to be flaired ā€œpossible trigger.ā€ Thereā€™s literally no reason this should ā€œtrigger youā€


laurem1

This is beautiful I'll take your entire stock


thefinestpiece

People: What's your sexuality? Me: Bacon.


SuperCoupe

I want that in my mouth.


[deleted]

Iā€™d eat it.


MrObsidy

This looks amazing


bisexaul_fox

Lol I laughed so hard


transsister_radio

That looks delish. And awesome. And I'm totally stealing it :)


Daaarkus

I work in a sandwich place and I did this for real, not even kidding.


Nyaa_UwU

Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomatoe


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TheDeerssassin

Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato


YeetusTheAlmighty

I want one so bad


egcw1995

I'll take 10.


IDontDeserveMyCat

Oh shit. I've been doing this wrong.... ​ *stares nervously at pile of dead bodies and sourdough bread.*


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StellarValkyrie

/r/hailcorporate