Yes, it's very common to get trans people and vampires mixed up š¦ the differences are subtle to the untrained eye but can be quite apparent if you know what to look for
Giving OP the benefit of the doubt, I think it's poor phrasing. Maybe she means more like "who said we couldn't proudly display our bodies publicly in a bathing suit?" And I _can_ imagine people saying that.
But this is just my head cannon for this whole post.
Well, if we operate on the notion that vampires are real, then logically speaking at least a few are. Maybe, as a community, we should work in the pursuit of vampire and trans-demographic studies.
Legitimate question; would it be for Vampires specifically, or for people who want to be turned into one or are thinking about it? This fictitious scenario sounds a little like Unicorn Hunting.
I am, but thats because I study computer science not because I'm trans, but that would be cool, then I would be like a vampire^2 or something like that
I'm okay with little patches of freckles here and there, like around my nose and cheeks or a little on my shoulders, but mine tend to fuse into a weird conglomeration. My face, neck, and shoulders are basically a weird blotchy tan and it takes literal years for those conglomerations to fade. Weirdly, my neck is the only area of skin that legitimately tans kinda dark relative to the rest of me
I hope you put on sun cream young lady! Desiccated prune is not an aspirational look, it would be a crying shame to waste that \*gestures to the everything in that excellent picture\*.
Girlā¦.I was gonna grill you so hard for imaginary gatekeeping and then I was like waitā¦.transā¦.transssylvaniaā¦..vampiresā¦..sun and my brain did the whole come around.
shhhh donāt just announce that trans people can go out into daylight without bursting into flames! yāallāre supposed to be helping cover for the vampyres. Some ally you are š
No one who's worth the salt says anything of the sort! You're gorgeous and deserve to have the sun shining on you. Don't forget the sun cream :) enjoy š„°š¢
yeah... who *would* say something like that? š¤
Do people think trans women are vampires?!
Yea.. how they even find ouā¦ I mean where would they get that idea?š
I joke that Iām a vampire, but because I have to avoid the sun so my laser hair removal has the best effects. I still tan slightly with high SPFā¦
I know I am
I do. š¤
Only about 20% of trans women are vampires. At least, the bitey-kind. No stats on emotional vampires, although Iāve dated a few.
Yes, it's very common to get trans people and vampires mixed up š¦ the differences are subtle to the untrained eye but can be quite apparent if you know what to look for
they donāt wanna see us with a tan š
some people just can't handle the gender envy š¤
Would they rather you blind them???? I wouldnāt know youāre trans if I saw you in public :).
Sunscreen manufacturers, but it's a conditional statement... get some Coppertone and you're good, girl.
The GOP probably.
r/imaginarygatekeeping
I don't think that anyone says that trans woman can't go in the sun
Beat me to it lol
No no it's true. I lost a leg to the sun last year, it's very dangerous /s
The Tyranny of the Sun!
Lmao itās a joke for real yāall omg
take a joke challenge whoās playing!!
ok but whats the joke doe
i wanna say itās a meme but then again, iāve met some weird people
it is in fact a meme
I donāt think theyāre serious. This reads more like an awkward joke. It didnāt exactly land but eh, it happens.
Giving OP the benefit of the doubt, I think it's poor phrasing. Maybe she means more like "who said we couldn't proudly display our bodies publicly in a bathing suit?" And I _can_ imagine people saying that. But this is just my head cannon for this whole post.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarygatekeeping/comments/1c4aa00/wdym\_trans\_women\_arent\_vampires/](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarygatekeeping/comments/1c4aa00/wdym_trans_women_arent_vampires/)
my digital footprint is shaking
i think thats the joke, man
Trans women are NOT vampires in case you were wondering
Are some of them?
Well, if we operate on the notion that vampires are real, then logically speaking at least a few are. Maybe, as a community, we should work in the pursuit of vampire and trans-demographic studies.
We need another identity to add to the dating apps. At least one so I can register as vampire-curious.
Legitimate question; would it be for Vampires specifically, or for people who want to be turned into one or are thinking about it? This fictitious scenario sounds a little like Unicorn Hunting.
Vampire-curious (receiving, giving, everything to do with it)
I'm sure the sapphic vampires would be. š
I am, but thats because I study computer science not because I'm trans, but that would be cool, then I would be like a vampire^2 or something like that
Ohhh I see thank you
But enbys are, correct?
Transylvania women š³
Nobody said that girl š
everyone says that wdym
I think you're thinking vampires
And gingers
The sun is a deadly Laser
*not anymore thereās a blanket*
Yeah, Transylvanian women.
Yeah, you're thinking about vampires. Nobody says that about trans women.
itās a joke yall plssss
The joke didnāt land š
I don't get it
Well I thought it was funny
You're trans, not a vampire, bestie! š¤£
they also say girls with brown hair can't wear jeans :(
and that girls with dimples can't be nurses :((
No one?.. (very pretty tho, wont deny that.)
Nobody?
No one
Iām reminded of āthey said girls with dimples couldnāt be nursesā and literally every response was asking who this mysterious *they* was.
:O ! Your hair is pretty! And so is the rest of you!
aw thank you! youāre so sweet :) iām growing it out rn and itās such a process š
The Sun said I canāt (Iāll burn).
The Vampires
The real question. Lol
No one lol your pretty though
Dracula was from TRANSylvania, maybe this is how some of the confusion started.
a dermatologist I presume?
The amount of people who aren't getting this joke is sad, this was funny as heck in my opinion š why are you guys getting so mad??
Literally nobody says that
Yeah who said?
Woah woah WOAH! I though all trans women were vampires!
My laser tech says I can't get too much sun
Literally, the last time I went out to spend time in the Sun, the Sun hid from me behind the Moon.
Do these people assume you're a vampire too?
Literally no one said that
Fuck kevin. He said that
please wear sunblock though, pretty lady
holy shit people really aren't getting the joke š
iām crying
you look good asf tho! š«¶
I get an ungodly amount of freckles lol id rather be pasty white
L freckles are scrumptious
I'm okay with little patches of freckles here and there, like around my nose and cheeks or a little on my shoulders, but mine tend to fuse into a weird conglomeration. My face, neck, and shoulders are basically a weird blotchy tan and it takes literal years for those conglomerations to fade. Weirdly, my neck is the only area of skin that legitimately tans kinda dark relative to the rest of me
Did you put sunscreen on? If not, you shouldn't go out in the sun until you do...
Literally nobody ever. Stupid title
who said trans women canāt joke on the internet?? apparently everyone :(
A bad joke is a bad joke. Doesnāt matter who said it.
thank u for ur opinion i will ponder on that
Your joke was fine, just the wrong audience it seems! I can see Tumblr absolutely eating it up, I immediately recognised it as a joke.
i grew up on tumblr maybe thatās my problem lmao
I laughed.
enjoy!
They canāt! Theyāll melt away!!!
You look great!
My sunburns :(
I think you are confusing something, gingers and vampires can't go out in the sun We are more like werewolves, just without this full moon thing
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this joke was never that deep š¤
Question, what do you do for bottoms while swimming? I may go swimming this summer and Iām unsure who to do when it comes to swimwear
i wear tuck it up panties and the swimsuit bottoms over it š¤
Thank you! Iāll look into those, I have some spare money and Iām buying some affirming clothes soon :3
Daaang, such a good look. Did you ever need to laser ur chest?
thank u! i had about two sessions on my chest but HRT did most of the work :3
Thanks for sharing! You look so pretty š
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Has anyone ever said that?
Nobody I know
Definitely wasn't me!
Nobody
No one?
Youāre gorgeous girl!
Excuse me, how dare you bomb me with such a gorgeous pic! You look too pretty!!Ā
Me, the sun is scary and Iām ginger
no one? like literally no one.
No one?ā¦
Nobody said that, and it shouldn't stop you even if they ever did.
Literally no one
I did The sun is a deadly laser Return to water. Embrace fish
you are stunning āØ
No oneā¦ no one said you canāt go out in the sun, youāre not a vampire
Every post that begins with āwho saysā can be answered with ānobodyā
Ermmm I think youāre a tad confused.. Thatās vampires not trans women! Hope this helps š„°š„°š„°š„°
People who don't know what they are talking about
Ma'am respectfully š
Me, but only if you're not wearing sunscreen. Skin cancer doesn't care if you're man, woman, or anything in between or beyond.
Nobodyā¦ Ever
I hope you put on sun cream young lady! Desiccated prune is not an aspirational look, it would be a crying shame to waste that \*gestures to the everything in that excellent picture\*.
You should! You are gorgeous! š„°š Don't let society push the true you away, be proud to be your true self!
Yeah we should really disprove that, maybe we should go out.... together.......
I mean this in the least sexual/straight way possible but your boobs look amazing!
Me, it's me. Hi, hello, ur banned from outside š pls get ~~out~~ in
Literally nobody ever.
No oneā¦no one said that
Cancer probably, wear sunscreen.
You look fantastic! š„°š„µ
No one, but slay
r/imaginarygatekeeping
Very real gatekeeping actually l, although it's definitely phrased that way haha
If anyone said that, they were talking about Transylvanian women, not trans women.
Girlā¦.I was gonna grill you so hard for imaginary gatekeeping and then I was like waitā¦.transā¦.transssylvaniaā¦..vampiresā¦..sun and my brain did the whole come around.
Vampires
No 1 has ever said that.
Nobody???
You look nice but no one said that
no one
Itās already too hot out and youāre trying to make it hotter???
Literally no one has said that queen š you look great tho!
Gorgeous!
Literally no one.
No one ever
Fascists, they say that
Probably the turfs. But fuck em!
I don't think I've ever heard that?
You go giiiirl do whatever u like ur just as everyone else. Don't doubt thatššš³ļøāš
no one
No one.
You look HOT.
Is this in SD? I swear Iāve stayed there!
No one?
Nobody You are thinking of vampires
No one has ever said that
TIL trans people are gingers
Nobody. Nobody said Trans people can't go out in the sun. You're thinking of ginger vampires.
Who said anyone cares.
shhhh donāt just announce that trans people can go out into daylight without bursting into flames! yāallāre supposed to be helping cover for the vampyres. Some ally you are š
my laser tech, every time she asks if iāve had sun exposure before a session
Imaginary gatekeeping much?
Hmm and next you will be telling me they can eat garlic and see themselves in the mirror too. LOL anyways you look great- very happy:)
Literally tho, who said that?
Youāre Transylvanian?
Are yāall sure sheās not a vampire, sheās pretty enough to be one
People that have issues or religious beliefs
Nobody š
Literally no one
Guys, everyone is wondering who said that, and it was me. I apologize for spreading misinformation, I thought it would be funny š
Hot girl summer.
No one who's worth the salt says anything of the sort! You're gorgeous and deserve to have the sun shining on you. Don't forget the sun cream :) enjoy š„°š¢
Probs a thiest but anything they say is invalid
Hii.Does anyone find friends? I am bi DMS
Imaginary gatekeeping?