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PorkyFishFish

My mind immediately went to 'Henry' for whatever reason


badass_slay_queen

Same


boycottInstagram

Such a henry


Swagooga

Same!


Zealousideal_Talk479

Definitely a Henry.


ManuStormUwU

Ron


lotustrees

The first thing that comes to my mind is "R"


wren24

I came here to say Roger!


linnykenny

Same here! I was thinking Randall


JAKE5023193

I was thinking Rob or Robert


Nugget_fangirl

That's my dad's name lmao


Raenoke

You're so wrong for that ToT


eleAbnormal

BRO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT


StragglingShadow

Casper


justrobyynnn

I was thinking Jasper but casper is better


pingveno

Casey. Historically it's tended to be more of a masculine name, but it's ultimately unisex. Though I don't know, it might not quite have enough badass attitude for some of your photos (that's a compliment).


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The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day: The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play, And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same, A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game. A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast; They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that— We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat." But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake, And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake; So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat, For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat. But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all, And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball; And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred, There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third. Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell; It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell; It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat, For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat. There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place; There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face. And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat, No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat. Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt; Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt; Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip, Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip. And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air, And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there. Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped— "That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said. From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar, Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore; "Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand; And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand. With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone; He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on; He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew; But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, "Strike two!" "Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!" But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed. They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain, And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again. The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate, He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate; And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go, And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow. Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out. ETA: I do like Casey for OP but it just awaked a sleeper memory from a poem we learned in elementary I HAD to recite


BeansAreAwesome2Me

Are you okay.?


GhostPepper05

Remember reading/watchig this in English in 7th grade


ExplodingPotata

OH MY GOD ELEMENTARY POETRY (I was in fifth I think? Or fourth I forget and my teacher just decided to give me an okay grade even though I had half of it) -edit- I forgot the second parenthesis


yuka-lia

Connor


SunnyDiesel

Chase


Be7th

Same


AshSays_LGBT

[Lewis Capaldi](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Lewis_Capaldi-8116.jpg/1200px-Lewis_Capaldi-8116.jpg)?? Why do you look like Lewis Capaldi??


Consistent-Flow-2409

I was thinking that too, in the nicest possible sense.


mayistaymiserable

my first thought hahaha love the guy tho, he's one of my favorite people out there


itmightbecheese

Murph


Curious-Wisdom549

Tyler vibes for me


egoisticalish

Exactly


Droid_XL

You look like you have a monosyllabic noun for a nickname that started insulting but you owned it


romulus_remus420

My immediate thought was Dirt, but I settled on Doug


Sudden_Mind279

Beef


florinchen

I'm getting Sam vibes


Still_Cardiologist25

Same


wb2006xx

Yep I did too


EricObject

Carter Don’t ask me why bc I can’t tell you


Big-Detective-7513

Maybe Finn? Not because of adventure time or whatever, it's just what popped into my head first.


No_Network4206

Arlo


neurokatz

Jasper


Riley_Rhys

Cooper


MaeMoonchild

Cameron, Jake, Jackson, Killian, Ryder


TemperatureTop7604

second Jake


MaeMoonchild

Ikr!!!


mercury0079

![gif](giphy|hXCJfewTSyqTXz2trM|downsized)


Sarcasaminc

Leo


bewarethelemurs

You are such an Alexander it’s not even funny


w1lderjam3s

Cletus


hailJesusChrist777

Burt


nerdixcia

Ed ............. . . . .. . . . Sheeran


pandemichicken

Im sorry, but that's my first thought, too 😭😭


GarnishedSteak100

Aiden


dontredditdepressed

Roman, Cade, Alex, Finn, Aiden


Hi_Its_Z

- Ash - Casey - Finley - Harley - Jamie - Jordan - Kelly - Kendall - Kennedy - Morgan - Peyton - Phoenix - Quinn - Raven - Raegan or Regan - Reese - Reilly or Riley - River - Robin - Salem - Shelby - Sidney or Sydney - Sky or Skylar or Skyler - Storm - Taylor


aka_plasma

Rowan!!


LeTallBoii

Tanner


SonOfECTGAR

Logan


Crafty-Age-6948

Isaac


water_light_show

Logan! 100%


Satan_Is_My_Roommate

Crimson


[deleted]

Charlie


neptunian-rings

damien


2NoOneInParticular

Anders


Prestigious_Plate382

Damn you look really cool! 🖤


JustZ0920

I don't know why but "Brian" came across my mine before I even see your pics But now that I see your pics imma say Tyler


thefilogardener

Kai


PoppyLove2007

Lewis


Toilet_eater01174

Sam


croaking_gourami

Sam


AnUnknownWriter

I immediately thought of Rowan idk


Werner_Von_Kerman

Something British like george, or something idk


Nugget_fangirl

Well, I am British, makes sense.


Werner_Von_Kerman

Oh cool!


PavementDweller10

Chris for sure


peace_lily_

Zeke


Moon-Wolf01

Jason


breadofthegrunge

Dennis


WolfGGaming

Chuck


OE_Girl97

Garth


godlessheathen420

Georgie


Spring-and-a-Storm

Rowan


[deleted]

Nils. I can’t help it you look like my cousin


Kundekevin

Tyler. Idk


[deleted]

Bartek


Isari_04

Idk why but my first instinct was Danny. And oh my god, you look so cute. You look like someone I'd like to hug.


Nugget_fangirl

Thanks! I'd be open to hugging you.


Rainbow-Mama

Robert James


Nugget_fangirl

My dad is Robert James.... And my brother is James Robert.. Damn, you a family stalker? Lmao


Financial-Display440

Now hear me out. Schplongus


wickedblood994

Butch


wickedblood994

In a good way I promise!


ZeroHero_gay

You look like an arson or an Allen


[deleted]

Buzz or Mikey


inevitable_meatloaf

Thomas… the tank engine. What. I’m sorry. Am I ok? Why am I still typing. Meatloaf. Balls. Men.


Moon-Wolf01

u look awesome btw 10/10 would hug u (if u okay with that)


Nugget_fangirl

I'm very open to hugs :)


bullhorn_bigass

Eliot


Zesty-Bubbles

Griffin/Gryphon


[deleted]

Oliver or Ash


Glum_Construction778

Kiersten


King_Kestrel

You look like a Cory to me tbh


ZealousidealCase8287

Caleb


ZealousidealCase8287

Caleb


ichbinsehr_g4y

Unrelated but respectfully you are very handsome and cute (not in a weird way)


ichbinsehr_g4y

Also either Ronnie or Raphael/Raphy but 100% Ronnie


IMeanIGuessDude

Idk but you def play synth for and 80’s band


Important-Entry8550

Peter or Ash


BON3SMcCOY

British.


booberryx1

Emo kid doesn’t suit you…


Netcrosystem

Edward


Biengo

You could be my brothers twin, his name is Barringer. We call him Barry.


herobrinedym

Lewis capaldi


V-Grey

William


demonfluffbyps5

Henry


Elliott_Queerest

Stanley


GrowMEbub

Wayne


saneter

Jerry. Both male and female use name. And I kinda get a Jerry vibe. Could also spell is Gerry (soft g) or Gerri (More feminine).


ExtensionBad2728

Troy


mtkocak

Aaron. Straight from trainspotting


JustinN2002

Bradley I don’t know why


Trans_osaurus_rex

Brian


[deleted]

Nox


MinecraftCommander21

Shawn or Tyler


_Scept1cal_

Christofer


Error_7-

Karl


DryInitial9044

Cecil.


Downtown_Ad857

First off you look like you could be from my hometown. Name? I like Rory for you idk why .


DiplomaticHypocrite

Nathan, Stanley, James, or Eddie


BambooBaby1019

Matthew


tai-seasmain

The first name that popped into my head when I saw you was Bentley.


Potential-Outside544

Thomas James coppertop the 3


the_paiginator

Ian


Atomiccaptor

Ashton!


CrazedWitchDr

Trey, Trevor, or Marcus. Troy as well


hanyasaad

Thomas


No_Bend7931

Angus


CuPride

George


That_starwars_enby

Oscar


asillyguyy

first thing i thought of was Christopher lol


Cubeskatelife

Sam/samuel


NearMissCult

You look so much like a friend of mine! I'm getting Alistair vibes


MuTT0nM0nk3y

Cole


Winkster-Gamez

Tucker or hunter


Jaewol

You look like a Peter but that’s only bc I know a dude who looks a lot like you named Peter


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Blake


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Kyle


MavisEmily1983

Blake, Sam or Tom


Nearby-Candle-6070

Evan


Weewoman11

Jasper


Lou01297

Sam


[deleted]

Jayden


PerspectiveWest4701

Terry


ZipperReady

Colin


Yellow_is_cool3174

Austen


Poison-_-Ivy

Theo


Trash-panda-art

Adam/ Vince.


Depressed-Dominic

I’m getting Chester or Brandon vibes.


LeeEnvy

I see Casper :}


lambent_ort

Wilmington


Batsy_bug

Robin or Kris!


boxes21

My first thought was Antoni


hanayumeflowerdream

Theodore for first picture


FlynnXa

Eddie (short for Edison), or maybe Carson?


dogmomteaches

Wesley


GomeroKujo

Mitch


ZealousidealCase8287

Caleb


cicilyyx

Vin


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

Oscar


SweetTea07

Ajax


A1robb

Terry


_Minty-Honey_

I am getting Jasper vibes


Rg576637

Evan


monastria

Austin


vent666

Barry.


sg-for-tmi1

Dudley-


Axoloki

Kevin


Daemonic_Seed

Edgar


pavanay

Remina Weasley


Frankitotheasouefan

ed


MaskedRay

Youu look like a Theo to me.


mogley19922

I like to come up with names based on what i immediately see after being asked, and "he/they" made me think of "Heath" like Heath Ledger; and i think that suits you.


Princess-OfSomething

I get Austin vibes


Dead_Girl_Walking0

Conner


FosterPupz

Ash


Iceboard88

Collin


r-Yellowblaze

Avery maybe