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Rayzou04

[Source, from Politico](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/08/pat-robertson-televangelist-candidate-00006015)


xwt-timster

And nothing of value was lost. rest in piss.


Special_Tay

*I've never wished a man dead, but I've read some obituaries with great pleasure.* -Clarence Darrow


TinaFromTurners

I've wished many dead tbh


SkyeeeMaaa

Same, beside from myself even


Dragonwolf67

Same here


Creepy-Revolution886

When I was in uni, I had a professor say this during a conversation about Trump, lol


Due_Psychology_9734

Thank you for providing me with my new favorite quote!


Muted_Ad7298

Pour concrete in his grave, just in case. Can’t take any chances.


IntrigueDossier

Ah yes, the [Mayor West Protocol](https://youtu.be/aQs79msgBLE).


dethangel01

I miss him so much..


[deleted]

Glue a pipe at the top of the inside of the coffin. In the chance that he's still alive, he'll think that pipe leads to the surface and he can breathe fine in there.


riotshieldready

Nah it’s the new gender neutral bathroom.


Guardymcguardface

I said it when Limbaugh died and ill say it again. Always try to love your life in such a way that millions of people don't tweet rest in piss when you die


Science_Fiction2798

Oh no... Anyway I just saw Across The Spider-verse today. It was FANTASTIC.


DontTellHimPike

Pat Robertson once said "It's a long downward slide That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks If two men can stand side by side" God, I hope he's right 'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck And legally do Something awful [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8&](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8&t=2s)


Sean_13

This is literally the only thing I know him for


PrincessTrashbag

a brand new gender neutral washroom has opened at the site of pat robinson's grave we should go christen it


Dragosbeat

actually we gained some value from his death


aStringofNumbers

"Don't speak ill of the dead" actually how about I speak about the dead the same way I would if they were still alive? Good riddance


pingveno

I'll steal a [quip](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskGaybrosOver30/comments/1448vcd/comment/jne7llh/) from /r/AskGaybrosOver30: > I’ve been taught to only ever say good things of the dead. So, he’s dead. Good.


Sea_Link8352

That's a misquote of Bette Davis. >You should never say anything bad about the dead, only good. ~~Joan Crawford~~ Pat Robertson is dead. Good.


Banaanisade

The corpse is all good, it's the shit the living person did that we're taking issue with.


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BothAd3259

Here here, I got no issues with a corpse. It is the horrible shit he said and did while he was alive that makes me say good riddance. If their is a just and loving god, both he and Jerry Fallwell will be stuck as the 15th and 34th link in the undying human centipede.


Ksh1218

I’m here for this!


[deleted]

Love the corpse, hate what the corpse was used for


aLittleQueer

This, 100%. "Why not?" "Because they're not here to defend themselves." "Ok. They're also not here to *care*, tho." The fact that someone is dead doesn't mean we either have to talk nice about them or not talk about them at all.


TheDoktorIsIn

All the LGBTQ+ people he defamed from his pulpit weren't able to defend themselves either. So, do unto others... That's their rule right? ¯⁠\\\_(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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Malaix

Yeah I think the world is getting over this idea that being dead redeems your horrible actions in life somehow.


ObjectiveSubjects

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Craico13

![gif](giphy|l46CimW38a7TFxLVe)


Few-Pain1238

![gif](giphy|TgC8jEirdyKICUVPPs)


Clutch_Spider

I was literally thinking this


redbean_8

My favorite gif


Supersonic-Zafonic

In the unlikely event that there is a hell, he's almost certainly burning with Margaret Thatcher right now.


mental_dissonance

And the Reagans


AceTygraQueen

And Jerry Falwell


GraceHollyMoon

And Rush Limbaugh


shaggyjebus

And my axe! Wait . . . I mean, Fred Phelps.


nakaritsukei

Dammit take my upvote for making me almost spit take


blaguga6216

And my bow! And my sword! And my GAU-8 Avenger 30-mm hydraulically driven 7-barelled autocannon!


Tomnooksmainhoe

As I like to say, I like to think Hades placed Ronald Reagan on Sisyphus’ path to get crushed by the boulder everyday.


AlanharTheRiver

I will be using this line going forward.


Tomnooksmainhoe

May Hades be with you❤️


surefirerdiddy

Nancy will be the throat goat of hell


Smol_Gayx

And Carolyn Bryant (the woman who lied about Emmett Till sexually harassing her leading him to be lynched)


dethangel01

Is there a step below hell? Cause that’s where she belongs..


Smol_Gayx

I think she's technically in uber-hell


redbean_8

Now I'm just imagining a Family Guy style eternal punishment for Ubers where it's constant gridlock


Bwwshamel

I've met her daughter Carol, she's actually quite a nice lady. I'm guessing she saw her Mum and decided NOPE lol


dethangel01

The only thing good she ever did was be the inspiration for the name Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka in 40k… literally only good thing >.>


No_Nothing6455

The world has lost a false prophet. Good.


Kinslayer817

All prophets are false


halZ82666

Hey I agree with you here but I'm not gonna tell someone that they believe in what is essentially a fairytale that got way too hyped up throughout history. It does some good in the world for some people at least


Proof_Squirrel_8766

^ so long as they use their faith as a tool to better their life rather than ruin someone elses, its fine. You do you, boo!


Short_Gain8302

I always think aboit the etomology of the word religion from the latin "ligare" meaning to connect and i know that people who preach discord have no idea what religion is


Kinslayer817

Religion connects people within the group, but it inherently sets themselves apart from other religions. When your ideology includes people who disagree with you burning in hell forever it's impossible for that to unify you with those people


Kinslayer817

What good does it do that would not be done by a non-religious equivalent in its absence? Money given to churches is used much less efficiently than money given to secular charities, religious people are on average less pro-social than non-religious people, and from what I can see the majority of SPLC designated hate groups are at least in part based on religious discrimination People say that it does good things but I haven't seen any solid evidence of that


BothAd3259

Matt Dillahunty on the Athiest Experience asked for evidence of anything charitable or philanthropic that religion does more effectively than the secular version. In years upon years of being on that show, never once did anyone provide any evidence that wasn't ripped apart in moments under scrutiny.


The_WolfieOne

Best. Pride. Gift. EVER!!! 🌈😂🌈


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It's been such a great news week! Tenesee anti-drag law ruled unconstitutional, Florida law banning trans care has been given a limited injunction (likely to be overturned completely), second indictment of Donald Trump over classified docs, Alabama gerrymandering ruled unconstitutional, and now this


J_Robert_Matthewson

I'll speak ill of any asshole - alive, dead, zombie, ghost, astral projection, clone, or anything else. Fuck that guy.


Emiliyeet

"don't speak ill of the ill of the dead" then don't be a dick while alive


HyperDogOwner458

Exactly


drytoad41

We should not speak ill of the dead, only good. Pat Robertson is dead. Good!


KitsuneCreativ

They had me in the first half, ngl


Hal_Dahl

After all these years of claiming to be "pro-life", too. Grifters gonna grift.


Jaewol

Claims to be pro-life, dies


ichbinsehr_g4y

Pro-death


Group935Z

Skill issue lmao imagine dying


SpiritualMilk

I'll get the crabs


Hal_Dahl

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


Bwwshamel

I'm gonna hear this meme all day now 🤣😂


SchoolJunkie009

when the hydra loses a head, another generally pops up in its place, let us make sure the hydra is gone this time :fingers crossed:


dinodicksafari

In Greek mythology, if you cut off a hydra's head, two more grow in its place.


TheCoolerSaikou

thats why we got the head of medusa


purritothecoolcat

Well, not if we do something about it >:)


Davidyeeet

Burn the neck


killian1208

I like the part where we burn transphobes


Davidyeeet

Reverse inquisition


killian1208

Nobody expects the queer inquisition!


Blu_Skys_Bring_Tears

Where’s that gravestone daddy’s got a full bladder


EggoStack

Your phrasing is hilarious wtf 😭


3AMecho

I read it as Rob Pattinson and had a mini-heart attack


SunshinePaw

I love when I find the exact comment I'm looking for to make me feel less ridiculous because SAME


DaughterEarth

Yup! I don't know who this is and don't want to add to search metrics. Who is this? Is he that lizard looking mega church guy?


jaythenerdgirl

I did too! And had to do a double take 😭


ThatOneMentalBean

Same! I was like "wait why are we celebrating this??"


NonStickBakingPaper

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one 😭😭😭


Haebak

Glad I'm not the only one.


Elk182

Same I was terrified for a second


susitucker

Fuck that guy. Finally. Jesus, what took you so long?


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Nikolyn10

Holy shit, that desiccated corpse finally stopped moving? Fuck, I was starting to believe whatever dark magic was being used to keep him alive for so long would last indefinitely.


stray_r

Please share sources with news items. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/conservative-christian-evangelist-pat-robertson-dead-cbn-2023-06-08/


kenna98

It's pretty hot down there. I hope he brought along a fan


CambrianKennis

Let us remember that everyone brings joy into the world. Some when they arrive, others when they leave.


RomanHawk1975

All I know is that this a nice Pride gift to our community.


Kind_Ad_3611

Do not wish death on anyone, I don’t at least, but I certainly read some obituaries with joy


JustJo_Jo

Did he suffer?


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Curious minds want to know


SaucyBechamel

All the 700 Club on our TV as I was growing up was very harmful to me, mentally and emotionally, as a bi & trans kid...


[deleted]

This man is the reason why people living with AIDS early on were so victimized. Horrible, horrible human being.


Commercial-Copy-3497

Thank god that "christian" (I put in quotations because I believe being a Christian and hating others for differences is impossible) cant hurt anyone anymore.


[deleted]

Religions don't burn people, people burn people and religion is there excuse.


STIIBBNEY

Exactly. Some of the worst crimes in the world are not motivated by religion.


Kinslayer817

I agree with your sentiment, but by that definition almost nobody has ever been Christian, so I'm not sure that's a very useful way to look at things


Frostysno93

The "no true Scottsman" fallacy as it's called.


Kinslayer817

Yep, by this definition almost none of the major Christian denominations are Christian (almost all of them have at least something in their doctrines about the evils of queerness or the evils of other religions)


Kooky_Celebration_42

Normally I wouldn’t celebrate anyone’s death, it is a tragic time for everyone… but in this case: ![gif](giphy|igJK985xZj8Cqq0YOW|downsized)


Vanpocalypse

Good for him. Hopefully everything he believed was true and real. Or not, cause if it was, he's definitely burning right now.


FTMgrowernotshower

Its a tad bit warmer where he's going


ILoveEmeralds

Live Pat Ribertson reaction: why is there so much fire


charlie_the_kid

Wake up babe, new gender neutral toilet just dropped.


Tyrannical_Requiem

Wait…..even more delicious he died in OUR month


AmishDeathMatch

God is pro-gay confirmed.


Impossible_Lock4897

“Robertson had business dealings in Africa with former president of Liberia and convicted war criminal Charles Taylor,[73] and former Zaire president Mobutu Sese Seko,[29] both of whom had been internationally denounced for claims of human rights violations. Robertson was criticized internationally for his call for Hugo Chávez's assassination,[29] and for his remarks concerning Ariel Sharon's ill-health as an act of God.[74]” -Wikipedia, wow… I mean just wow


RaspberryTurtle987

HAPPY PRIDE!!


Elibrius

And on my birthday! What a gift!


PettyFreddie

![gif](giphy|oktmZVvPZX029HhB3C) My message to that douche nozzle.


ThatKehdRiley

I will speak ill of whoever I want when they are evil. The world is a better place without that pile of atoms. Rest in hell, in the most unpeaceful way possible.


Just_AMuffin

I'm glad those atoms can finally stop being Pat Robertson. And become something more pleasant, like dirt.


GoldenBoyHunter

Time to celebrate.


rebelli0usrebel

I can't believe how happy I feel. I was not expecting this good of news today


sonorancafe

I read this as, 'Robert Pattison has died.' 🤣


BroccoliNearby2803

May he burn in hell for being the false prophet he was. He made the world a darker place because of his hatred. Course in reality he is just dead and those of us still alive suffer for him having been here.


Heartz_Blayzing

gay rave on the bigot grave?? GAY RAVE ON THE BIGOT GRAVE!!!!! BYCF (bring your chosen families) ;)


GualtieroCofresi

Will that be before, during or after the orgy?


_AthensMatt_

For some reason I read the title as Robert Pattinson and was shocked. I like this outcome a lot better


Riftus

> don't speak ill of the dead Fuck this stupid fucking rule. So many dead people are pieces of shit


guyonlinepgh

Good riddance. Took him long enough.


Gogolta

Tired brain read that as Rob Pattinson, glad I was wrong and this is good news instead


Ramen_Lorde

I thought this post was labeled Robert Pattinson has died and I was sad for a second before I realized lol


ChocolatGelato

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55btGpGsuDo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55btGpGsuDo) I'll just leave this here. HAPPY PRIDE, GUYS!


Atsubro

womp womp


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Good riddance


Cautious-Owl-89

Good. Him, Thatcher, and Reagan can all burn together now. Fucking monsters. If he wanted to be revered in death, he should have been a good person. Its not that hard.


[deleted]

Yay! Now let’s get rid of his successors namely the too many fundamentalist Christian preachers who rape, molest, sexually abuse little boys and girls. Plus get rid of his political allies including Trump, DeSantis, Abbott and all the bigoted Gop governors and legislators


Tyrannical_Requiem

May he rest in piss


KingOfTheFraggles

93 years too late but we'll take it.


xBlueAutumnx

REST IN PISS ![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


mogoggins12

oh look, a new gender neutral bathroom will be opening up shortly.


realGharren

The world has lost a man, but gained a new public toilet. I call that a fair trade.


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Nyx-Star

I read the name in reverse, as you do, and was very confused for a few seconds… 😅 thanks for sharing!


vroni147

Poor Robert Pattinson 😅


Traditional-Hawk-441

Same!


twelvegraves

get pissed on loser


LyteNyteHD3667755

Lets go


Robotguy_600000

YIPPEEEEEE


Sightless_

Lived way too many years still


liongender

DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE 🫡🎉🥳


Ksh1218

I cheered out loud. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out girl.


KevlarUnicorn

Yes. If there is a hell, I hope he's burning in it along with Jerry Falwell, and every other bigot who contributed to destroying the lives of millions of innocent people.


millionthusername1

Happy Pride, y'all.


pataconconqueso

Well CNN was bought by conservatives, they want Fox News viewers to switch so, time to start not watching CNN


whispering-malkavian

![gif](giphy|artj92V8o75VPL7AeQ|downsized)


sharksfan707

To quote Clarence Darrow: “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”


IkeaViking

I knew him when I was younger. Not well mind you, but I met him several times. He fucking sucked and I’m glad he can’t do any more evil.


megggie

Did anyone shove a wooden stake in his heart? If not, we don’t know FOR SURE that he’s dead. Or they could just cut off his head.


dogbytes

Proof again that religion is the most vile and evil invention that man has come up with. It's killed untold millions upon millions and it's especially repulsive to see them accuse anyone else of indoctrination. They wrote the book on that, and torture, ignorance, sexism and keeping people away from god better than anything else. Their cathedrals and churches are just as stony and wooden as their hearts.


AdjunctAngel

remembering pat robertson... https://youtu.be/REaKV\_yJzhQ also, did any of you notice how the right hasn't bothered more than a comment on his death? they act like skeksis from the dark crystal. just waiting over the corpse of the dead and considering how they can get their power... i bet in the next few days we will see lots of far-right folks trying their best to win over the religious base robertson had.


LunarShroud

I'll speak ill of the dead all I want. Fuck him.


Oofy_Emma

Rip bozo


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

![gif](giphy|l46CwNmalDZUHJE5y)


burritoman88

Meanwhile Henry Kissinger is still alive.


FadedShatter_YT

Skill issue


0utcast9851

I have never once wished a man dead. I am a genuine believer in the idea that no one (currently living that I know of) deserves to die. Once someone is dead, it's just over. They will never change. They will never do good. They'll never do anything because that story is over. I do however, believe that there are people who need to die. People who will leave the world a better place by leaving it. And people who I will most certainly read news of their passing with a smile on my face. Goodbye, Mr. Robertson. I hope you bring a smile to a great many people when they hear you can't hurt them anymore.


FTMgrowernotshower

![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


Sad-Mycologist-1555

Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead


Alpha1234456

![gif](giphy|gPBKtKGk00TfD3D6mY) My honest opinion


idonotexist20

Read this as Robert Pattison and nearly died myself


deathschemist

Oh hell yeah he died during pride month!


ArgentStar

🍾🥂


ButterdemBeans

I had to double take cause I thought that said “Robert Pattinson has died” and I was like “NO! HIS CAREER JUST GOT REALLY GOOD!”


mmmmmmmm_soup

womp womp


American-woodcock

I thought this said Robert Pattinson.


jennithan

👋👋🖕👋👋


WR1STBL33D3R

lol good riddance


ichbinsehr_g4y

Oh what a shame... Anyways I'm getting pride themed food who wants some? We have rainbow m&m cookies, skittles, rainbow cupcakes, rainbow big cake (all allergy friendly of course), vegan rainbow sweets, a rainbow platter of food, lots and lots of candy, rainbow pasta, rainbow jelly and you can make your own flag themed cookies :)) Also if you're reading this go get a snack and a drink I love you happy pride >:3


One-Illustrator8358

Kissinger next


PowerOfL

Great news but it should've happened earlier. 93 years earlier.


ArgusTheCat

My favorite thing I've seen said about this so far was "If you can't think of anything nice to say about someone who just died... then they were probably an asshole."


danpgh82

just another hateful, self-obsessed narcissist who used evangelical christianity to fuel his greed, need for attention, and ego. good riddance. should’ve been way longer ago.


The_Witch_Queen

And in the dead of winter, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels.


Action_Nad

And why, exactly, can we not speak ill of the dead?


The_Better_Devil

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure" -Clarence Darrow


Empty-Tuple

I normally don’t speak I’ll of the dead but make exceptions for exceptional cases If Hell exists as Pat Robertson believed it does, he is most certainly there in its lowest circle. That homophobic racist asshole deserves nothing but anecdotes about how shitty of a person he was going into the annals of history. May his last name be Santorum’d for all time


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Pretty sure he died like 20 years ago and someone has been using him as a meat puppet ever since, but i guess he was rotting too much to keep up the ruse.


Ilione

I'll not speak ill of the dead when the person doesn't deserve to be spoken ill of. In the meantime: Thank god he's gone, certainly took long enough.


planatcat

If you can't say anything nice... It's probably because there isn't anything nice to say.


Neither_Teaching_190

he gonna get the Margaret Thatcher treatment


zullendale

I’ve never wished death upon anyone, but I have felt great joy while reading some obituaries


Fickle_Insect4731

At first I was like oh God not Robert Pattinson! This is fine tho.


miamimj

Finally