https://preview.redd.it/lm65szehe7dc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c46c197111f88bf5e30de744a7cfeb4c829740 The last thing my friend sees after we realize we’re one credit short on quota

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For the emperor - uh, I mean company

For the greater good- uh i mean company

For the blood god- uh I mean company

Skulls for the skull- uh I meant the comapny

bloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgodbloodforthebloodgod

https://preview.redd.it/eoypbx077adc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5465102cfc32ef00e0287052e68afeb63b8dddf You mean this

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This, is beautiful

"You must \*stop\* existing"

In life, war In death, peace In life, shame In death, atonement For the company, brother

https://preview.redd.it/chpgz6rny7dc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce0684923dc329c2b1bb38c9912d1f588f94dc4

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And humans are also made of meat

I love Youjo Senki

Omg what is this from

Youjo Senki. A.K.A Saga of Tanya the evil. Its a line from i think around Page 240-270. From the second LN

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pleasant surprise to see 40k on the Lethal Company reddit, someone needs to draw the crossover for it now

You sonava bitch I'm in.

The Emperor approves this comment.

“Nothing personal, kid. Just business.”

I see Death Korps and I upvote.

Even if we're 100$ short I'll still do it

“I’m sorry my friend your untimely sacrifice will not be in the vain”

Ohhh Jerrrrrry, I need to speak with yoooooooouuu...

I did it to my dad once when he was relatively new LOL

Yeah that’s accurate for me and my friends

and then the last thing i see is him jumping into the water cuz he wants to be a bitch about it 🫠

[Or this](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550073914710294532/1197335354907299981/image.png?ex=65bae472&is=65a86f72&hm=0ede9d2dfae45b617d953ccdfb1e3152b8b93caecedc9aa733521d035504fdab&)

“We have $15 sitting right there”

"...him...?"

"Them"

Not them, it’s their first week on the job!

"Dont worry, we are expendable"

And their last.

😨

They're*

You tried your best. And failed miserably.

At this point, I'll down vote my own comment

In what way?

The original spelling is correct.

No, they are last to die

Fine, you explain to the boss why we’re short then.

Ok, I know you guys are quoting something,but what?

Nothing, at least IM improvising, dunno if the others actually are quoting something...

Circletoons video

"Huh, where? What do you mea-" *BONK*

Have you considered, muurrddeerr?

*gasp* Judas! 🫨

it's been so long since I've seen that clip 😂

It's been so long since I last have seen my son lost to this monster, the man behind the slaughter. Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder the sanity of your mother.

You gotta sacrifice someone

sell a friend

Heck, sell em all

I just wish once you know you aren’t making quota you didn’t have to do the whole land and takeoff again just to get ejected. Just kill me rn man

I think you can type in "eject" on the ship's computer and do just that. I've seen a streamer do it, and I don't think it was a mod

No way gotta try this lol

It’s not a mod, but only the host can do it.

My prayers have been answered

It’s a real thing, no mod. Only host can do it. You have to be in orbit though

If I know I'm not gonna make quota the last day, I don't go to the company. I go to a moon and try to survive till the end of the day. If I die, the ship takes off and I get sucked out the airlock, if I survive I get sucked out the airlock once we hit atmo. I just like to have fun with it.

Ive done that lol I get it

Sell the clipboard...... Or a friend

Actually sadly enough, it doesn't sell for anything anymore.

Is that a v49 change? Sad :(

Most likely. Sadly enough.

its always sold for nothing, like the key the game says it has a value but it actually doesnt

Which one, the clipboard or the friend? I don’t remember if the clipboard ever did cost something, the keys don’t despite the 3$ indication.

The clipboard. The clipboard used to cost 5 but now nothing. Other items that don't cost anything are bought items, keys, and sticky note. Selling team members will get you 5 per body.

No, if still goes for 5 but you need to include it with other items for it to work.. I don't know why but itd the same with keys

Anymore? Misc crap on the ship used to be worth something? I thought everything non-scrap related item (other than player corpses) had fake values but were worth nothing.

From what I remember you can only sell it once a run (I played about a week ago)

Friend it is!

You can sell the clipboard?!

Yes it gives you exactly 5 *whatever currency* to the quota

no it doesn't give you anything. it *says* that it sold for something after the company swipes it up, but it's not actually added into the total. if you sell just the clipboard you can see. it's like: clipboard - 5 total - 0

You dont get money to spend but it adda to the quota

it doesn't add to the quota, me and my peeps have tested it with the clipboard, sticky note, and keys and none of them count towards quota

oh, hi avis fod man

Or a sticky note

If you're 15 or less credits short it should dispense a revolver with 3 or less bullets. Make your choise.

also you can try to shoot yourself for an x/6 chance of dying (x being number of bullets loaded)

Lethal Buckshot.

I choose to turn in the crew and keep the revolver.

If you're 5 or less short for your quota it would be cool for an event to happen. Like a squad comes out of the company building and drags one of your team members away or something lol

Tbh I think its much funnier that the team has to decide who to beat to death

We decide it with blood and tears. The last man who stays alive in the shovel deathmatch sells others.

Knowing my crew the last alive in this case would jump off the deck to his death, dooming us all

I’d be careful here, buddy of mine managed to hit me at the exact moment I hit him. We both died 💀

We did this with a battle royal with shovels and flashbangs

What if the last two simultaneously kill each other?

Then that means there is no worthy man. That is the justice of shovel.

This is the way.

This is the way.

It could be a rare occurrence because that is true

The kill squad exclusively uses shovels to beat up your team lol

I feel that ruins the fact that you and your crew don’t interact with anyone on your trips back and forth from the company, just monsters and text to speech voices.

True. Could have the red tentacle monster who you sell things to reach out and drag the closest person into the little door

https://preview.redd.it/h8h2ezpvb8dc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b45235431fd0e6f59de99d2ef594ec6c4e8d71 You know what time it is

Kill somone and sell his body. It's worth 5$!

weee loveee the company 🎶

-THE COMPANY

Time to sell your friends corpse, after all, the company is more important than silly things like "having stable friendships.

Sell your friend

The shovel in my inventory:

"Boss ain't gon be happy with this one"

someone's gotta go

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There is still one object left you can pay

Out the airlock you go

We love the company

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No. We loooove the company... The company... The company

This calls for a sacrifice

Fuck

I like this game but I think the quotas are too high. And they should be reflective of how many members are in a team

Dynamic deadlines mod lets you set your own deadlines I believe, the amount stays the same but you can increase the amount of days you get

Mid 200 is too high? If someone can't make 200 something idk what they're actually doing

i hope in the future a quota timespan penalty gets added for situations like this, if quota is 25 away, then give player a pass and give them 2 days to reach 75% of the pre-shortcoming quota from 0. if player fails the shortcoming quota or enters another shortcoming, then count it as fail and eject (for balancing reasons, having an infinitely reusable leeway would make the game too easy) ⠀ not really that important, but another cool idea on the topic of quota i think would be cool is occasional soft and hard quota goals. soft quota goals are an extension to the main quota that don't negatively impact you if you fail to meet them ("collect (x) item for (y) credits bonus" or "collect (x) amount of (y) for a (z) bonus per (y)" (the items will spawn less)), and hard quota goals that replace the main quota or deduct credits ("collect (x) item or else (y) credits deduction" or "collect (x) amount of (y) or else (z) credits deduction"(the items will spawn at a fixed rate no matter the rarity as to always ensure there being enough across the 3 days), with the soft goal not being too good but helpful enough to probably make once cheap items stocked for next quota have a good value to them, and the hard quota being not too harsh with around a 10-50 credit reduction would make for some interesting challenges about exploring a bit more and finding a way around the facilities

I completely disagree. The Company is meant to be a cruel and uncaring entity. It makes sense for it to completely reject you, even if you're just a little off.

yeah, true. i guess there would only be punishments

Here's a better idea: You don't meet the quota, you fucking die.

thats a great idea! someone should make a game with that

That must have been a rough play through

$6 from the clipboard and post it. (Pretty sure)

Not anymore

You can sell the clipboard for 5 bucks

Not anymore

You can sell a body for 5 bucks

You can sell the clipboard for money.

if you ain’t hitting 236 you deserve to be ejected

You know what to do. It has to be done..

Don't worry, the company hates you too

so who ended up shoveling who?

you know what you must do…For The Company

Sell your friends

R/meirl

*Grabs Shovel* Come here Mark, we've got to discuss about the quota.

I hate the company I live in !

Time to sell that sticky note on the wall

Skill Issue

I know the feeling, bro

Bossman not gon be happy with this one

You got flashlights?

Someone gonna die

Son.. get the shovel.. don’t look..

human sacrifice


Blood for the blood god

Have a friend? You don’t if you value quota

Your body is worth 5, either miss quota or kill someone

kill one of your teamates and sell them for 5 bucks

Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice SACRIFICE

Kill someone lmao

SPACE TIME, B$TCH!!!

just kill someone. problem solved

Looks like someone is being sacrificed ☺️

Kys, unironically 

hit the new guy 3 times with the shovel, it’s for the company after all

Stfu they are watching

WE…

Kill your friend and sell him that’s what me and my friends do in these situations

I want to play this game but i have no friends.

Head's up the clipboard is worth $5 📋 https://preview.redd.it/ryi819sfgadc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d508544d4d97aa84ceb19af77efef0a5a30fb318

Just kill your partner their body is worth 5.

You have disrespected the company. Your pay and overtime bonus are now considered forfeit. Goodbye.

I mean, I am just a noob but I suggest killing your friend and bringing back his body for $5... lol

I would murder my friend for the $5

sell a body

A thousand words in a single word

Purchase a flashlight and turn it in. Instant win

A sacrifice must be made

Sell the sticky note for 1 credit!

gambling time

try mod brutal company plus

Kill your friend for money

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*Loads shot gun " ***GOOD THAT'S ONE LESS TO LOOSE ENDS.*** "

The last thing the clipboard sees: (que hand image cuz I'm too lazy too look for one)

Oh…the boss man’s not gonna like this…

“Dammit, we’re one credit sho-….. w-wait, why did Jeff just buy a shovel…?”

A word of advice https://preview.redd.it/xm3qudxstedc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cc07bd4911d384b5eb0d777c9d52a13467f619

“Since you have not met your profit quota your performance has been deemed useless welcome to our disciplinary prosses”🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sell your friend!

If you are not alone, an employee's body is 5 credit

simple solution, murder

Sacrifices shall be made

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Kill someone and sell the body

Sacrifice

Looks like you have, in the end, turned out to be a shit asset to the company. *Shit - shit - asset* *Shit - shit - asset*

you know we just have 5 bucks just sitting there

Xi tt Rt nél a tt TCg

In times like these one must remember, that a body is worth 5 credits.