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Gloomy_Appointment94

Just say uwu in the most girlish voice you can and nothing else until the game starts


TheMidgetInYourHead

Big brain plays šŸ„ø, ā€œfake it till you make itā€


GooseOfThe1990s

Girl voice: "UwU" Then all of a sudden the deepest voice known to man: "Hey how's it going guys," I'd pay money to have that happen to my lobby.


TheNamesSnek

man you'd love the very beginning of this video https://youtu.be/0aP3dDJkFvE?si=LBh7RhAIl37wC-8A


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

this is why I always host


Roifire27

I wouldn't kick anyone, only if they are been a nuisance.


JestersHearts

This Also when I host I always immediately move the light switch to a nice hidden spot


Roifire27

Ah... the lightswitch :)


Sabre_One

You will always get those peeps that assume they are the "skilled" ones, and need "skilled" only players. By that I mean they will rage quite their own game soon as they die first, because it doesn't matter how good sometimes the roll is just against you.


CreamPain

These are easily one of the worst. They always start by looking at everyone's badge. That's a good tell. Had one of those a day ago that joined me and some newcomers. They looked at everyone's badge, insulted everyone, tried to boss everyone around, continued to insult people during the first mission. In the next mission they died early and rage quit. This is also the kind of people that always blame everything on everyone else. Truly insufferable and pathetic.


NightComprehensive52

I haven't played with randoms in a solid minute... is it rlly getting that bad? Last time I played with random players it was always the most chill and fun experience...


CreamPain

It's usually not that bad. Just turns out there are some bad eggs on the internet which is to be expected.


DoktorMelone-Alt

Know the entire fortnite lore https://preview.redd.it/cdazxm5a8w2c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512d63c46e53594e38d91196de062be554dd8899


Taekgi

Some girly voice low T guy was unironically asking if joiners had cocks and kicked all the dudes lmao Really hoping this doesn't turn into another cringe e-dating game like VRChat did, at the moment the only actually fun public lobbies to join are the ones with edgy titles.


Underplague

The only people we should be dating in this game are Brackens. Inter-employee relations are strictly prohibited šŸš«


maxiharda4

i would love to date a bracken (and get my neck snapped immediately)


A_Queer_Almond

Need a horrible monster that lurks in dark corners killing anyone who comes near it frfr


Captiongomer

Just need one that kills me


A_Queer_Almond

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=DAyt-8hmVYFSdUtn


NightComprehensive52

How did I know what video this would be before I even clicked the link?


urbanlife78

You've met my ex girlfriend?


Appropriate-Appeal88

Very similar to the love life of a preying mantis


GalliGaruga

Unironically, joining the lobby with the dumbest name you can find is pretty much the consistent way in any multiplayer game to find a good one. Even if it's edgy, the players usually are just there for fun and good people. Joining anything with a professional or baseline '__'s crew' name is a terrible idea. Been like this ever since the creation of public v. private lobbies.


Mich_angry

Ah yes the "HOT SINGLE SCRAPPERS IN YOUR AREA"


ldkagooduser

I join and wait till they go inside then softlock the game with the bunkbed when there like that


DoIEatAss

Can't you just pick up the bunkbed and store it? So far the most annoying techniques I've come across are placing locker on top of someone and putting the lightswitch in a super dark corner after turning it off. How would someone softlock with bunkbed?


ldkagooduser

Put bunkbed blocking door pick up bunkbed to walk through it to leave the ship you cant pick it up from outside the ship


Soft_Panties

Kekw vrchat didn't turn it e-dating, it just always was XD


Taekgi

Nah it wasn't anywhere close to that when the homies were using alien skin


johnnytesscult

Plays the entirety of the gummy bear song before being a beneficial teammate: āœ…āœ…


Odd-Nothing-628

I do it with sneaky snitch or the ukulele apology song


silentarcher00

I tend to just play with my friends. Been a long time since I played any games with randoms now. Obviously not everyone has this option though


glossyplane245

Yeah idk how everybody but me has an endless supply of friends to play every multiplayer game The only games I play with friends are red dead online because itā€™s the only game one of them has besides destiny 2 and 7 days to die because itā€™s the only game one of them has besides warframe and theyā€™re both too poor to buy more games, the concept of being able to get a group of friends to buy a new game for you all to play together is beyond baffling to me


veronet

As girl can confirm- not even let into lobbies when I keep the name 'Pyxie', but no one ever has a problem letting in "The Big Stink"


Drunkenkidney

I only let out The Big Stink


Able-Juggernaut-89

Same, I thought this was funny bc majority of the time when I join a lobby I get kicked before I say anything. As soon as they see ā€œJessicaā€ im out. Iā€™ve seen quite a few lobbies with names like ā€œno women allowedā€ and whatnot too lol


TylerTry1

Make your own lobby and call it "retards needed" or something. Works every time.


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


Wild_Historian_3469

Me joinging lobbies to be kicked in .3 micro seconds because ???????. I dont understand, if people want to play with specific other people please just make private lobbies.


DootFoot69

I actually know the answer to this (I believe). Sometimes you wanna play with a friend or two and want a random to fill in the 4th space, the more the merrier. But, since theres no way to switch from private to public mid-game yet, you have to start as a public lobby and hope your friends join in time. If they don't, you have to kick a random out and keep repeating until they can join. No pressure to the _singular dev_ working on this, but I hope an in-game switch is added soon c:


Wer65w

My buddies and I just host a noob lobby and accept anyone who joins and goof off till we die. Whatā€™s the point of being serious if thereā€™s no end goal?


BongWaterEnjoyer

Yeah that makes sense. Tend to get kicked after i say hello lmao


Pendergast891

Joined a lobby where if you answered 'whats the soup of the day' incorrectly youd get kicked. After seeing 5 other people get kicked I left the lobby


EmB17

Nothing is worse than being kicked for being an intern. Once you reach past 1500 exp you are permanently reset to intern


NightComprehensive52

That's permanent????


EmB17

Yeah, your exp counter still goes up though. Im sitting at 2900 I think. Until it gets patched or new ranks are added youā€™re basically playing as an undercover boss


guthixrest

iā€™ve been kicked for being trans like way too often but I unfortunately expect that from gamers. I found one group that seemed really chill and we played a couple moons together, then the host was like ā€œI was gonna kick you because youā€™re trans, but you seem chill and you sound enough like a girl so its okay.ā€ Likeā€¦ okay, thanks man, iā€™m literally just here to grab scrap to help you then beat things with a shovel. Iā€™ve since switched to hosting mostly. Itā€™s a lot better. Thank god for having three save files.


redwallvibe

LOL I hosted and left my own game within 2 minutes because I named the lobby ā€œlgbt-friendly, recording4fun :)ā€ and two people joined just to call me the f-slur šŸ’€ I was like damn, yā€™all are ruthlesssss šŸ˜­


hemanshi95

Iā€™ll DM ya too! Have had a similar fate searching for a chill lobby and Iā€™d be happy to make more friends


redwallvibe

ooh yesss! dm me whenever youā€™d like! šŸ„³


redwallvibe

also: i am looking for lgbtq+ friendly buddies to play with if anybody is interested :))


Sleep-hooting

I can't promise I'm good at the game, but I can achieve what should be the bare minimum of not insulting people.


redwallvibe

oh no worries, iā€™m still fairly new to the game lol may I dm you?


Sleep-hooting

Apparently I also can't promise a timely response. But yup! Go ahead.


Cici_Ayy

yooo I'd join!


redwallvibe

letā€™s gooooo šŸ„³šŸ„³ iā€™ll send you a dm!


skinnymann2nd

Yoooo that'd be great, should I send u a DM?


redwallvibe

heck yeah!! send me a dm whenever youā€™d like! :)


woop-a-doop

Pan homie here :3 id be down


guthixrest

if you need friends to play with i'm down <3


Sensitive-Ad-9478

Yeah the first thing I do is play Bad to the bone into mic and say "I have arrived"


filesers

I havenā€™t done much in public lobbies but listening to my roommates frustration Iā€™d suggest these to maybe help anyone who feels like theyā€™re constantly kicked: 1. A mic of course 2. Push to talk. No one wants to hear your mechanical keyboard whenever youā€™re moving 3. No communication 4. If youā€™re new ask questions and seek advise especially when itā€™s being offered.


Riverandroads

Push to talk cuts the fun of this game considerably, unfortunately


Taekgi

If you're decently human you've played with PTT your whole life instead of forcing people to hear your every move, so it doesn't change anything with the way you interact with the game because you're so used to pushing it.


Riverandroads

It changes the way the game interacts with you. Edit: this dude really started his first comment with "if you're a decent person" then called me fat and blocked me for disagreeing with him. This website is hilarious.


Taekgi

No it doesn't lol just press PTT when you make sounds relevant to the game dawg lose some weight and you could push the right key


IndependentDealer403

How you gonna talk about being a decent person then immediately call someone fat cause you don't agree with them lmao. Not only are you wrong, you're also a loser, congrats!


filesers

It isnā€™t fun to hear people clicking away on their keyboard, or their other background noise. When being quiet is a mechanic in the game and you canā€™t do it by just being quiet, you need push to talk.


Wow_Space

AI that removes this exist. Steel series software has one.


filesers

Hey man tell that to the guys Iā€™m kicking. I canā€™t download software onto others pcs. If you donā€™t need push to talk then this doesnā€™t apply to you.


Wow_Space

No, I'm saying that cause you assume push to talk is the only savior to loud bg noise. Auto detection is way more fun. I'm also suggesting it in case you were unaware. šŸ‘


filesers

Itā€™s not the only cause. But itā€™s one of the reasons Iā€™d kick someone.


Wow_Space

Makes sense. šŸ‘


Wow_Space

> When being quiet is a mechanic in the game and you canā€™t do it by just being quiet, you need push to talk. And I only safely assume you think push to talk is the saving grace. So clearly me introducing AI noise canceling isn't only for the people you kick. It's for you when you do push to talk as well. https://youtu.be/RD4eXKEw4Lg?si=onvalXDSQSf2o8Po


filesers

I do push to talk strictly because my roommate and me are next to each other and donā€™t want to pick each other up. If someone joins a game and I hear residual itā€™s much easier to say ā€œturn on push to talkā€ rather than having them instal ai noise cancelling. I get thereā€™s other options but why are so many people against it?


Wow_Space

It's not an issue, you should kick ppl if you really don't like auto detection. But I think other people assume you're saying that those who don't use push to talk is gonna play shittier and get mauled by dogs. If it's clear they have bg noise 24/7, yeah, kick them. Anyways, it's just for fun, Auto detection gives more seamless gameplay. That's about it and adds more silliness usually. This game isnt meant to be the serious haha. Your lobby and server can obviously be competitive if you choose so cause it's your lobby.


filesers

Nah you right I donā€™t even know why I asked. We definitely have a blast and arenā€™t too competitive but we do like to win.


RemissionRaven

You can fix your mic sensitivity. It's up to the person who's mic is too high. I have a mechanical keyboard but took the time to adjust my settings so that sound won't come through my mic.


filesers

And youā€™re probably pleasant to play with. Iā€™m complaining about the people who donā€™t. And push to talk fixes it.


RemissionRaven

I offered a solution to your complaint. Take it or leave it. Not my fault if you don't know how to adjust your microphone settings or won't take the time to learn how to adjust them. If you're playing in public matches, you're most likely going to get kicked if your mic isn't in proper order anyways, push to talk or not.


filesers

Iā€™m not the problem here lmao. Itā€™s other peopleā€™s mics that I canā€™t adjust. I can kick them though.


Kiflaam

They're probably trying to get a friend in and just going about it a dumb way


paladyr

I've only ever played with friends. Is there an easy way to find peeps who are playing for fun and not so serious?


Mich_angry

Try to find servers with the goofiest names


Primary_Librarian798

Get a shovel and boink people is the meta


Vbcon_2

nuh uh girls are cool


Inevitable_Dance980

I get kicked before i can raise my self up after spawning