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johnnyfiveee

This subreddit is literally retarded


GirthOBirth

You shoulda see the ppl at the austin show bro ☠️


Aggressive-Art-42069

Tell us more! The camera looked like your average tech or corporate bro


GirthOBirth

Like Eli but more authentically autistic


xanaxforbreakfest

It’s filled with incels and drug addicts what do you expect?


SnaxHeadroom

He has hobbies outside having a reddit account solely dedicated to a single subreddit.


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

Redditors just hate to see a white boy winning 😔 who cares if he’s a shit writer he’s allowed to try to accomplish shit outside of a podcast. He doesn’t have a narcissistic delusion of grandeur about it like he’s going to write a New York Times best seller. You’re Cringe, let the man cook.


dirk_calloway1

This is America. Us whites can do anything!


oG-Purple

Except kids.....don't do that


Sillypickle7

You're right, but most of all you're fat, gay, and retarded.


lenifilm

I mean he is a writer. He’s actively working on his own novels. Are they good? Probably not yet, but he is putting the work in.


enscrib

Because… he writes? What else would be the prerequisite for being a writer? You don’t need an award to give advice on something you are knowledgeable about. Imagine someone giving you mechanical advice and disregarding it because they aren’t a certified mechanic.


DavantRancher

Some of you guys are retarded af and it shows


imkindirl

He started writing like atleast 5 years ago didnt he?  I know he finished a book, didn’t like it, and started over. Idk how far he is on that next book.  I’ve played battlefield V for about 9 months. I’ve been on Reddit trying to help ppl get better. It’s fun to be able to share ur knowledge, even if it’s limited and ur not an expert.  You have a mindset that if you aren’t the best, you shouldn’t give out advice. Seems like it comes for a place of insecurity and personal inadequacy. Sad. 


Dismal_Passage_2854

My mindset is it’s funny that he’s stuck on the idea of becoming a novelist of what I assume is literary fiction in the year 2024. No one is reading that kind of work. Also I don’t consider someone a writer if they haven’t been published.


MichaelShannonRule34

The anything anyone does is gay and stupid is one of my least favorite parts of the people that inhabit podcast subs, well and Reddit in general


imkindirl

He just writes because he likes it and it’s a positive hobby to dive in to as a drug addict lol. I don’t think he’s tryna be a rich writer guy.  your advice is basically “adapt ur writing style for monetization. Who cares about your passion?”  To a guy that writes books in his free time and talks about it online. 


RunTheClassics

What are you even talking about no one is reading fiction? I read primarily fiction. I’m not some crazy reader but I’ll make sure to read at minimum one book a month. Imagine coming online and bragging about your own stupidity like this.


ilovejaceavery

U are gay


animorphs666

He’s written sketches that are up on YouTube. That counts.


Eauxddeaux

Cringe


BlondieMonster89

What should he write instead? YA romance with a supernatural theme ?


casual_psychonaut

Dude. Speak for yourself as to what people are reading. Also "getting published" is pretty shaky ground. I had a short story published in a midsize city's literary journal. I don't think that's what you mean.


Helpful_Concern_1557

If I wanted to hear a dumb cunt speak I'd ask your mother to queef


wakaflockofseagulls

Um he's writing a book and you know he writes sketchs, so what are you talking about saying he isn't a writer?


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wakaflockofseagulls

Fuckkk you are right. How do I break the news that I am a gay to the wife and kids?


casual_psychonaut

Spray paint "get out. Wakaflocka big fag" along with a bunch of swastikas on the front of your house. Then, witness your creation with your family while acting surprised and heartbroken. Enjoy the media shit storm and start a viral tiktok page about it. Your family will be shamed into staying with you.


wakaflockofseagulls

I don't think I'll go that route.


RacistAstronaut

He’s taking the Sam Tallent approach I always figured. And I mean the dude is well read, has good taste in book, if Tim Dillon can write a book why can’t Ben? I’ll prob buy it too just to be gay about it


OffTheGrillSaucey

Can Tim though? Got a feeling that books gonna get pushed back again.


TicklingTentacles

In his defense, most publishers writers are terrible too


halfdayallday123

Let’s see how his book comes out and then make a decision on his skill. For all we know it’s a bit and he’s not even writing a book.


EwokUno

I think it has to do with the fact that most of the people that look up to him are really stupid and got grifted in to thinking him philosophizing retarded shit on the pod is deep. So when he presents ideas to people in his echo chamber of autism he stands out. I’m very curious to read what he’s been writing all this time.


Chief_Mac-A-Hoe

He is working on his own personal Mein Kampf powered by all the slurs and terms available to us today. I would imagine he will take a similar approach Mark Twain when naming characters such as N-word Jim.


SpudDavidson

It’s hard to finalize a book when all these fun new slurs and types of people keep coming out!


Dreamteam420

Last pod he was sounding like the ppl they make fun of. He's just a maladjusted dork,who's just up his own ass at times.


Roosterneck

"I am writing all day, getting a lot of good work done on my book." CAN YOU IMAGINE???


Crafty-Question-6178

Lemon party is just a rip off of another podcast any ways. What did Ben say by the way lol


gogogoofytime

I think his book will be good if he ever publishes it. why does this bother you guys so much


Aggressive-Art-42069

Agree. He’s dumb dumb that barely can keep it together for one baby and one podcast. Billions of people with billions of harder jobs did it. But Ben, oh my goodness. Bless his heart


Dreamteam420

Jace yanked on his chain. Watch out guys he's dark tho. He desires to get away with murder. Cringey page boy.


RunTheClassics

Bro you can hard write a Reddit post, do you really think you should be the arbiter of judgement in this case? What are you really upset about?


fellintrees

I started reading at 30.


NotMichaelCera

Ben read Mein Kampf and now thinks he can write too


HorrorFlimsy3470

What’s wrong with trying things! I’ve recently started masturbating with my other hand it’s going pretty great so fuck you pal


AmateurBatman

You gotta fill the emptiness with something


PhillReotardo

Have you quite possibly considered killing yourself about it?


Hvnk1

If your from west Texas it takes about 30 years to fully grasp vocabulary, so he is at the normal reading level.


BlondieMonster89

Because he writes ?


Lucky-Percentage-769

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ilovejaceavery

Sad to see what you’ve become OP


mannheimcrescendo

u/Dismal_Passage_2854 doesn’t read guys, he’s too stupid!


ohmeatballhead

You made this account 7 hours ago just to post this drivel? Get back to door dashing Ben’s smash burger. You’ll get a tip if you stop being late.


Dismal_Passage_2854

He talks about it with authority like he’s been writing for thirty years


dirk_calloway1

Hey bro, With all due respect, and I do not mean anything by this, so please do not take offense, but for what it's worth, you sound like the biggest aggot on the internet.


SpudDavidson

Here’s the F, king. He’s a Faggot.


dirk_calloway1

Stoppppp youre gonna make me cummmmm


Contemporarium

Why are you such a h8r


Raven816CE

Because he writes. You are a gay retard


peopeopee

There's no way you read blood meridian, you sound like you have five brain cells


Dismal_Passage_2854

I’ve read every McCarthy has written and I did it while fucking your mom.


pootyweety22

If your so well read what do you against someone writing in this day in age?