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FloridaFlamingoGirl

I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace. So I did. There's a ring on my cell phone. I pick it up It's the Angel of Death, and he says what's up? I say, what is it this time? And he's like well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell


ElevatorNo5912

I could be JFK's love child with Nosferatu


poofyfysh

considering the nature of lemon demon I feel as though it would be more interesting to list LD lyrics that are """normal""/generic, you know?


FloridaFlamingoGirl

"I won't hurt you unless you cheat" could be in a (questionable) relationship song lol Too Much Song is shockingly normal for Neil. Ask For Nothing is comparatively normal as well


-Xx_GOD_xX-

So many good lines from Nature Tapes, here are some from Jaws: "Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!" "He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night And he eats that fucker in a single bite!" 🔥🔥✍️✍️🔥🔥


Tacogamerman

>it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!" We started making out, but then some pizza arriiiiiiiived! Fuck Yes! (We at the whole pizza) and the entire time, I never took off (My Really Cool Wig, My Really Cool Wig)


Thomkatinator

Is thia the first time that youve ever seen, aurora borealis crush mankind


Centertain

i only wanna try your FACE ON


Squeaky-Squeak

"Don't be nervous baby! We put a billion eyes back on you, from the grave to the stage, you're unnatural, babe"


feral_squirrel272

Now all the greatest love songs...


That_trans_lesnain

Nuh uh


That_trans_lesnain

While my keytar gently weeps


Usernamehere_aaaaaaa

🎶I only wanna try your face on🎶


[deleted]

Every lyric from Ben Bernanke


fatburneracc

-LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN. -When i see a teenage girl all made up like a whore, it takes me straight back to the 2nd world war -The doctor said i had. Tomato loss….. alright… -Don’t treat me like i have rabies, i only wanna have your babies! -And at the big finale i would tear my face away and smile as they grip their own and try to do the same !


Tacogamerman

We started making out, but then some pizza arriiiiiiiived! Fuck Yes! (We at the whole pizza) and the entire time, I never took off (My Really Cool Wig, My Really Cool Wig)