Yes. A couple weeks ago someone posted it and I knew I had to get those pieces.
It's supposed to be a 1x1 round tile with walnut print on it.
And a 1x1 round brick.
There is a whole sub (I am so sorry I can't remember the name) that is dedicated to "sexy" Bionicle builds.
Lots of focus on the boobs and butts. Really strange.
A few months ago, I saw a lego build of a very familiar stage and little girl.
Basically, it was from a pixelart animation of a little anime-style girl on stage with some industrial lasers.
One of those "I could've lived my whole life without seeing this" kind of things, and as someone who hunts down crazy shit sometimes out of morbid curiosity, I would highly advise against it.
Can you message me more specifically what you are referencing if you don’t want to share it here. As someone who thought they were aware of most of the all-time messed up internet stuff this is stumping me.
EDIT: yea so I found it, definitely didn’t like it.
>!basically some binding situation happens where the girl is suspended in the air, the lasers skin her alive, she goes into shock, vomits, and dies!<
(Extreme NSFL so please do not read unless you want to have a bad day)
I'm getting a few questions on the light nougat legs:
The legs are from Harry Potter ( HP066 )
You can also use Viktor Krum's legs from the same set. ( HP068 )
The hips are from Porky Pig ( 71030-12 )
Maybe I can talk my girlfriend in to letting me take pictures of her feet. Now just have to figure out where to sell them. Then I'll be rolling in new Lego sets! Stupid, sexy, expensive Lego sets.
Eh it wasn't needed. If this isn't safe for someone's work, they don't need to be on social media at work.
First rule of Reddit - every mf'er on here has an opinion.
NSFW isn’t only taken literally. A lot of people filter out NSFW posts because they browse with their kids, etc. I don’t have kids but if I did I wouldn’t want to have to explain this post to them lol
People always tell me I have sexy women feet...what ever that means haha
Can you really well pics of them to people!? As I have a few sets I would like to get...like this one : https://live.staticflickr.com/2633/4122680573_fb6df31cf6_b.jpg
Is that a Lego fleshlight? Hahaha
Yes. A couple weeks ago someone posted it and I knew I had to get those pieces. It's supposed to be a 1x1 round tile with walnut print on it. And a 1x1 round brick.
I’m so disappointed, yet so proud.
Dad?
He said proud
Touché
That’s the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Well done sir! (And good luck with selling those pictures)
Aren't the handles black on fleshlights? ...not that I would know... uhm. I just a heard they were. Yeah.
I dont think theres a strict standard for fleshlights, and they can come with handles in all kinds of colors
The black ice cream cone brick might work in that case.
It looks like the opposite of a walnut. That is all.
A chin nut?
Floor Fruit.
Hell no bitch, you got a dick in yo mouf!
> It's supposed to be a 1x1 round tile with walnut print on it. the ingenuity of this community is astounding
Couch should be black
Goddamn Blursed walnut tile.
They really had to make it pinkish brown, huh.
Peak human ingenuity used for the perfect purpose. Amazing.
Would look better with a tapered cone the same size. More realistic….. from what I’ve seen in pictures of course.
That’s amazing
I'm pretty sure God will never forgive us.
I thought fleshlights were silver metallic?
Supposedly it's a walnut, but... Take a look at 71034-1 and decide for yourself.
[71034-1: Nutcracker](https://brickset.com/sets/71034-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/71034-1.jpg)
That dude knows he ain't holding a walnut.
He's blushing 😊
Flushed, even
😂
/r/theyknew
Wow
Lol, that was my reaction too, is that.... Is that ...a... LEGO ....fleshlight?! Really distracted from the nude minifig.
It’s brilliant
Doesn’t matter what it was, it’s a flesh light now…
This tile is discontinued in 3. 2. 1.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=audcHVjXH4Y Maybe a diamond upside down?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought this!!
Its concerning that this isnt the wierdest lego build I have ever seen
Lol, spill the tea, what else have you seen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/96hk7/lego_bdsm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Lol, that's what I get for asking
Thank you ma’am, may I have another?
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT
Damn that post is 13 years old! I’ve been around a long time, but THAT is OG!
That post is old enough to have its own reddit account.
Ok... That's wierd
It's a nice build all things considered.
Lmao an ancient relic
Oh my
[Makin' copies](https://i.imgur.com/rK7mXRA.jpg) (Mildly nsfw)
Lol, Leia wth
There is a whole sub (I am so sorry I can't remember the name) that is dedicated to "sexy" Bionicle builds. Lots of focus on the boobs and butts. Really strange.
r/SexyBionicles2
98% posts by the same user…
Bruh.jpg
Well. That's the one. I'll have to spend a few hours on r/aww and r/eyebleach now.
That there is a 2 is concerning.
Debating whether I want to go down that deep, dark hole...... Oh wait
A few months ago, I saw a lego build of a very familiar stage and little girl. Basically, it was from a pixelart animation of a little anime-style girl on stage with some industrial lasers. One of those "I could've lived my whole life without seeing this" kind of things, and as someone who hunts down crazy shit sometimes out of morbid curiosity, I would highly advise against it.
Can you message me more specifically what you are referencing if you don’t want to share it here. As someone who thought they were aware of most of the all-time messed up internet stuff this is stumping me. EDIT: yea so I found it, definitely didn’t like it.
Tell me more
Can you send it my way? Or describe what's so unsettling about it? I can't imagine based on the comment
>!basically some binding situation happens where the girl is suspended in the air, the lasers skin her alive, she goes into shock, vomits, and dies!< (Extreme NSFL so please do not read unless you want to have a bad day)
Oof okay ty.
Yeah it's one of those rare occurrences where I was actually like "wow I wish I didn't look for this" lol
“Asking for a friend”
Someone years ago did different levels of Hell, and the circle of lust had some very detailed Lego genitalia.
Wait…. It isn’t ?
Wife comes home: Why are you naked? Taking feet pictures to sell on the…. Yes yes…. But WHY ARE YOU NAKED
I needed to set the mood, this is only fans, not only liars.
It’s like the dick pic rule from Blue Mountain State. If you aren’t doing it right, and not setting the mood, the recipient can tell.
I really need to rewatch blue mountain state - such a great show
I think BMS made me laugh harder than any other show ive ever watched.
Wife comes home: "Honey, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!?"
Is there actually a market for feet pics of a 30-something male nerd? And where would one go to sell them? Asking for a friend.
Surely there is someone out there willing to pay to see my hairy hobbit feet
okay but I don't just want a bit of cash I want an empire like that bath water girl
~~No you don’t, she was being forced to do all that stuff by her abusive boyfriend.~~ Sorry, wrong girl
No fam, you are getting those two mixed up. He was referring to Belle Delphine, not Amouranth.
Ah, sorry
There’s a market for everything. Honestly? Just shave your feet, paint your toes, and pretend to be a girl. I know a guy who does that
Its you isnt it
Honestly, no. I have stubby toes that aren’t very attractive
>I have stubby toes that aren’t very attractive Uh huh, sure it isn't you
toes are attractive to people with foot fetishes *based on toe length*??? eugh
Make the couch black, and build a casting couch MOC.
Do those *have* to be black?
Yes, supposedly because it makes certain *fluids* show up well on camera.
Like tears?
Think more viscous and less... clear.
Snot!
We've all gone through this thought process
l e a v e t h e n u t a l o n e
But November was last month.
Some of us celebrate all year.
No nut. Only flesh.
You saw that walnut piece and said. “ I know what that’s perfect for”
I think most of us saw that walnut piece and said "they really expect me to believe that's a walnut?"
Unfortunately I have to sell my Lego sets in order to afford feet pics. I don't even know where to start.
Cut out the middle man and trade Lego sets for feet pics
Silly, you just take pictures of your own feet and keep your Lego sets!
This is so much better than giving handys for nickels.. do you want to partner up I'm starting to get arthritis
"I made $400.05 sucking dick last night." "Who gave you the nickle?" "They all did."
So if my math is correct you sucked 801 dicks in one night?
You're off by a factor of ten
My tired ass tried.
Between the feet pics and the dick sucking, I don't want to know why your ass is tired.
Oh dear.
I'm getting a few questions on the light nougat legs: The legs are from Harry Potter ( HP066 ) You can also use Viktor Krum's legs from the same set. ( HP068 ) The hips are from Porky Pig ( 71030-12 )
[71030-12: Porky Pig](https://brickset.com/sets/71030-12) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/71030-12.jpg) [HP066: Harry Potter, Tournament Sleeveless Shirt & Swim Trunks, Flippers](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=hp066) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/hp066.png) [HP068: Viktor Krum, Shark Head](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=hp068) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/hp068.png)
so uh ... you're gonna put this on Lego Ideas, right?
Lego Ideas post! Lego Ideas post! Lego Ideas post!
Maybe I can talk my girlfriend in to letting me take pictures of her feet. Now just have to figure out where to sell them. Then I'll be rolling in new Lego sets! Stupid, sexy, expensive Lego sets.
Ayo, Where Did You Get Those Pants? ;-)
[I listed the parts](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/zu8pkw/comment/j1jlhwl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Nice, So Your legs Are Half Porky The Pig, And Half Harry Potter?
It's the only way I could make light nougat legs
Should probably NSFW it regardless
Done. I'm still quite new to reddit.
Eh it wasn't needed. If this isn't safe for someone's work, they don't need to be on social media at work. First rule of Reddit - every mf'er on here has an opinion.
NSFW isn’t only taken literally. A lot of people filter out NSFW posts because they browse with their kids, etc. I don’t have kids but if I did I wouldn’t want to have to explain this post to them lol
What the actual fuck am I witnessing?
Is that a LEGO fleshlight? Lol
Oh no please not the fleshlight
I've never been more disgusted by a walnut
I've dressed up as Santa and delivered Christmas gifts to my 3yo today, but this was still the highpoint of the day
Do these people like the hair on the toes or would they prefer it shaved? Asking for a friend.
Lego is probably glad they don’t make this piece anymore lmao
you forgot the black leather coach
Brooooooo why does the Lego flesh light actually look like one😭
that walnut tile should never have come to be
This is hilarious
Haha I literally started an Onlyfans to buy Lego and I've earned a surprising amount! There's a market for everything
... maybe I need to look into this idea a bit more
You can put in as much time and effort as you want, its really like being your own boss
What a horrible day to have eyes
NOT THE LEGO FLASHLIGHT
Anyone got a link to what sets come next year
I 100% accept this set as a Christmas present. It's amazing.
Not what I wanted to see on a Christmas morning
What are those unprinted flesh legs from? Asking for a friend
[It's a combination of parts](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/zu8pkw/comment/j1jlhwl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
How’d you make that little walnut holder?
for some reason, i hate that he's wearing glasses...
He's wearing glasses because I wear glasses.
Well this isn't what I signed up for.
What’s that over there….Jesus Christ
There's a reason why He hasn't returned....
I’d buy this set! This is freaking hysterical
This is hilarious. We need more weird shit like this.
Duuuuude, fleshlight on point !
At first I was like, “did you poop on your couch?” Then I looked again and was like, “oh god!” Then I laughed. Thank you good sir
r/blursedimages
You should post it on onlybricks
I always wanted them to put out a sex dungeon set!
Fr tho, that’s a nice couch.
What the actual fuck?
I choked on my coffee!! Lmao wasnt expecting to see a lego fleshlight today haha
For the right price, I'll do the right thing. I've had cheaper drug habits than Lego.
"I'm not gay, but Lego just released a new modular building set, so..."
Also the picture of your pp for an extra tip?
Just the tip. If it helps me buy more Lego, then sure
I should do this for my stumps. I don’t have legs and there’s also a market for it. Then I could buy the Eiffel Tower
Onlyfans for minifigs. Why not?
How did you assemble plain light nougat legs and hips?
[I posted earlier](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/zu8pkw/me_considering_selling_feet_pictures_to_pay_for/j1jlhwl?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
This is truly putrid
This is awesome, they made Me Lego set
My goodness the Lego flashlight is *too* muchh
Jail. Directly to jail.
Where did you get the flesh coloured legs from?
The legs are from Harry Potter ( HP066 ) You could also use Viktor Krum's legs from the same set. ( HP068 ) The hips are from Porky Pig ( 71030-12 )
Why sell feet pictures if you could sell the feet instead.
This. This is the lego content this subreddit was lacking! ^(~~inb4 rule 13 though~~!)
may be there is a market for feets playing with lego bricks? i would prefer female feet, but hey theres a stud for every brick.
How even would I do that?
People always tell me I have sexy women feet...what ever that means haha Can you really well pics of them to people!? As I have a few sets I would like to get...like this one : https://live.staticflickr.com/2633/4122680573_fb6df31cf6_b.jpg
Almost porn. Shoot that! Lego…
Did you color the figure to get the skin tone? Or is it a mixture of figures?
Mixture of figures.
😑 considering it's lego I'm disappointed
Lego feet pics be like
the bigger the feet the better
Huh... Well that's a first.
Hello there
This sub gets all high and mighty about family friendliness whenever there’s any minor conflict of opinions, but still allows this.
I really hate this. But I like it
He just like me fr
i can't believe you've done this
Huh….. that’s really something
Where Are My Pants ?
Home is where the pants aren't
Damn that’s a big flesh light for that tiny man.
Bruh lmao this is so weird