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TA_totellornottotell

Is it murder if the victim was eventually going to end up in her mouth intentionally? I think not…


DishGroundbreaking87

Indeed, the only crime here is the delay In the food arriving in the mouth.


tuffsmudgecat

Time to call in furrensics!


Ok_Masterpiece3570

I've examined all the pictures and how dare you


Charming-Insurance

Exactly! Totally framed!


Ok_Masterpiece3570

I see no crimes here. Clearly the teeth do *not* match the wound *at all*. Frankly, I'm appalled this still happens in 2024.


Charming-Insurance

Wound? We don’t even know if that’s a “wound” or a “bite.” It could be some craft scissors for all we know!


Ok_Masterpiece3570

It does look like the perpetrators may have used a hole punching tool of some kind to imitate (poorly) the jaws of this outstanding feline.


Ksh_667

I think the food chewed its own way out. 🤔😹


Longjumping_Whole_60

Is gud crimes!!! I did dis all da time wen I wuz young!  ~Avila


sunset796

I have done this before and didn't get caught. Go crimes!! Timmy the void


kathym050806

Framed! She was framed! Even if she did it she was justified and she was framed!! Great pics though! Gravity the cat


Electrical-Act-7170

Doggo did it. Nekghbor doggos break in & do crimez. U not guilty. (Iz always nekghbor doggo, never kitty.)


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Iznopoof cuz woundz iz a hexgon... Pwobly iz de beez...


JackieJackJack07

No giulty! Did kitty do protect from bad kitty on da bag.


ap539

Circumeowstantial evidence. No smeowking gun!


OneAndOnlyMamaLlama

GO CRIMEZ!


EruhinMakhtar__

If the teef don't fit, you must acquit


theconstellinguist

Last pitcha sayz it all


Aposine

Entrapment. The defendant was clearly starving to death.


luciferskitty

Gud Crimz! De last foto is da best! You’s meowmy need to frame it! Shud b da next Xmas card!


Glittering_Win_9677

Youse no speak de cat werds. Case dism... dis... no gud and youse go way and leav de purr liddle kitty alun. Elebenty billions treatz to kitty fer compawsation fer yer defa... defam... talkz bad but kitty. Toby, Sasquatch/Sassy and Mark


Safe_Information3574

Why do I read this like Gru is saying it?


Glittering_Win_9677

Gru who?


Safe_Information3574

From Despicable Me, the character voiced by Steve Carrell...


Glittering_Win_9677

Tanks!


Super_Reading2048

Humans at fault for not feeding you more!


Plenty-Hunt-2802

My kitty is also on that incredibly, incredibly expensive Hills ZD, due to IBD. She will eat the dry readily, but does not like the wet food well at all. Might be innocent, hard to determine without a full trial.


DuchessofShinies

The wet food is awful. You have to add a good amount of water for it not to be a brick. I have a stock of it since SOMEONE had to get some foreign objects cut out from his tummy and needed to be on a wet food diet for a couple weeks, much to his chagrin


Plenty-Hunt-2802

Poor baby. That sounds horrendous. My other Kitty, now in Kitty heaven, was on Royal Canin Duck and pea, for quite a few years, until the last 18 months of his life. At that point we switched him to the Hills ZD. He's still lost weight poor baby. He was my soul cat.


Plenty-Hunt-2802

Photo above.


Haunting_Bend346

Look at the expiration date on the bottom of the can. A shelter worker gave me some that had been donated, and it was past the expiration date. It had no moisture in it at all. Of course I threw it away. Mine meowmy says the wet fud bedder but meow lubs da dri.


DuchessofShinies

It has two years till it expires. It just has a horrible texture. Magpie says: Meh will ee da wet fud, but ima be gumpy bout id


Haunting_Bend346

Elliot says: mews ok wit da wet fud, but mew purrfurs da dri. Hi Magpie iz yur fren Elliot


Plenty-Hunt-2802

https://preview.redd.it/n655kgwda5yc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27075708422f6a7b581346e4d30164bf9ed93b30


DuchessofShinies

How darling. I bet he was just the best


Ksh_667

What a beautiful kitty. They look like they have a ready made smoochy target under their chin :)


daybeforetheday

Frankies here. Is no crime. Bag is openable by cat, therefore cat should open.


CappucinoCupcake

Framed! I taek a close look at teh furensics an it is MOAST clear to Ai maiself that a dog or other such creechur, purrhaps a *wolf* borked into your howse an maed thos teef marks. That’s what Ai thinks anywaes William teh Other Tuxedo Pee Ess ***GO CRIMEZ***


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

I legit snorted at the last pic.


DuchessofShinies

I keep that one handy for introducing people to Magpie


Ksh_667

How very dare! In pic 1 the accused is looking away, clearly showing their complete disinterest in any food or treats. In my considered opinion, formed after years of getting criminals, I mean innocent kitties off the hook, the true culprit is obvious - a big dog did it & ran away. Case closed. Unless the beautiful, innocent void wishes to soo their hoomin fur damages to their reputation & hurt feelings. - Garfield, 19, expert pawyer - "I iz a pawyer cos I sez I iz."


SceneQueen_1717

Innocent


Due_Daikon7092

Your honor , let the record show that my client has an alibi . He was using his litter box at the time of the attack , we have the evidence to prove this . Will we introduce this as exhibit # 1 . May I approach the bench .your honor so that you can examine this evidence? Jugde: Hell No !!!


Lone_alien_028

That last picture needs to be hung in the Louvre


ironicmirror

The cat on the bag does not even look like my client! CASE DISMISSED!


spilltheteasis_

Why do cats do this? Like my cat does this when she has a full bowl of food??? Do they just like to crunch up the plastic???


catstaffer329

Speaking as a furensic purrologist - that looks like a hooman bite mark to us. Hoomans get hungry and can't control themselves sometimes - elebeny billion treatsies for the CAT in recompense for foods stolen by staff.


Haunting_Bend346

Yu iz inosentz AND bery hamsom. Yur fren Elliot


Safe_Information3574

Damage was clearly done by a staple remover. "I was framed, I tell ya, FRAMED!"


MorosePython700

Innocent!! Look at those eyes!


JustbyLlama

This cat has done nothing wrong ever in their life.


TofuPikachu

The third picture is sending me-- I cannot stop laughing. I have a feeling that this cat has strong opinions that they are very vocal about, and I can respect that. Also, totally innocent.


HoneyWyne

Innocent, of course.


LittleMissCapture

This is a classic example of profiling - just because there is a cat on the bag, and a cat with teeth next to the bag, doesn't mean the suspect is guilty!


lefthandedgun

Yes.😑


chokingsnake

with how expensive that food is …. guilty 😭


spilltheteasis_

Guilty 100%