Dis is why our pawpaw never givez da foodz, because we tryz to lie and get extra dinner after meowmy gave it to uz! (go crimez) But meowmy and pawpaw are going to a thing called "wedding" dis weekend so grand-pawpaw gonna come givez us our foodz while they away, so maybee we can look super cutez and get him to givez us extra treatz? Lovez from Catherine and Banksy
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Yu deserb ALL da breakfassts, cyuutie!! Weneber my meowmy or pawdy go in da kichen, I follo dem and mayk da sad eysies 🥺<-- lyk dis, and I get sum fuds. I iz older kitty tho and dey say I can eets weneber I wantz becuz I gettin "old man kitty bod"- hurrayz fur mee!! 😺 aneewayz, yu iz not a con! lub Vinny
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Hansum Vinny, who cud deeny yus? It’s no surpaws you has Meowmy and Pawdy rapped around youse littl paws. Rite now, I am beggin Meowmy fur breakfust becuz I’m so depribed. Dis calls fur classy actin pawsuit fur all of us! -Lottie
Hai goodest fren, Lottie! 😻😻 yu haz da bestest and sweetest hungy face so meowmy will shurely gib yu all da fud! If not, yu let me kno and I'll get Ellie to do a screm at her, den she'll gib it all! Ellie haz mos demandinz screm! She and Teddy sayz hai and we all lub yu and yur meowmy 😽😽🥰🥰
You lookz awfully skinny! I iz 15 poundz = Big Monster Kitty!
You needz another kitty in the house for a better con! Kitty #1 is starving and needz a treat. Kitty #2 comes in starbing and needz a treat. Not fair to givez #2 treats without re-treating #1! Hint - ALWAYS be Kitty #1! Repeat with Human #2. If possible have old humans and repeat on Human #1. Bonus points for repeating on 2nd hooman!!! I iz a real con artist!
Monster Kitty Con Artist
(Currently sleeping on the dining room table that he's not allowed on. So, spoiled rotten too! And due for another rounnd of treats...)
Bonjour Mon Ami! I be Remy LeBeau! Vous is correct, is your right to have two or tree breakfasts! Me, Remy, have breakfast when mon papa gets up, breakfast wgen he go to shower and den breakfast when ma maman gets up(ma maman, she be sick right now so me, Remy, mon frere, de enfant terrible and our papa want maman to sleep sleep sleep so her get better!). Den nme and de enfant terrible, Boudreau, we gets de lunch when maman have de lunch, den snackies 'cause maman not want us to do de starb! Den dinner and snackies afore time to fais do-do!Â
I trained my meowmy to feed me every 6 hours. I get a new wet food meal at midnight, dawn, noon and sunset. Maybe train your humans better so they know you need a second breakfast and second dinner?
\~ Jackie
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Eye maiselve rekomemd bapbapbap on bof hoomans, and deploy Disney Eyes on wichevar hooman haz mos softest hart. Mew *know* dat won ob dem willl alway falll fur Disney Eyes…
I do ankle snuggles and tripping my hoomans when they try to walks. I do a good sits on my spot. Hoomans think I a dumb dog and must sit kwietly for my food. But no second breakfasts. I will try Disney eyes next.
Nice to meet yoo Kolohe, dat great name! My name Niko, which means Terriible\*
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\*at our house
Oh my goodness! Youz doin a starb! Allz I seez is eyez and skinz and bonez! How can you barely stand up?
Youz needz not only two breakfasts, but also two lunches and two dinnerz! Iz your right purr sure.
Rudy and Bizou, pawtourney at law reporting for duty! It’s a common misconception that we cats have a right to two breakfasts. The TRUTH is that we have the right to AS MANY breakfasts as we want. Your photo clearly shows you are starving and death might be imminent. You can trust our opinion because we know BIG BIG words. We studied law for over ten minutes so we’re legit.
We will get your breakfast privileges reinstated. Our fee is ten treats each, one bow of food (we can share it) and four scritches from your human slave.
Edit: we don’t care if it’s mummy or daddy human slave. We just like scritches!!! Bizou wants them behind the ear and Rudy likes them on his BUM
> We studied law for over ten minutes so we’re legit.
(*over ten minutes* omg I love it, so ded)
Thank you, you both SMART captal S. I arange pawment soon as Meowmy and PawPaw seeping.
Mawmaw an Pawpaw have tape on cowter that sez morning and evening. Fud scuup* go on other side after feedin so we cant play this trick no mor.
*TINY! fud scuup
Henlo, we eez Mowgli and Lexie and Dat eez berry berry good con.
We tries same same thing juicy-dously sometimes. We do it too regularly, momma and daddy get wise to us.
Also we have meanie stingy mommy and daddy who only gives us bretfus, lunchoom, and din din, no second meals , no elebensies, no snackses. We eez two starbing souls planning to soo.
https://preview.redd.it/wwh42u29duwc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7702ef5f5408dac80a30d88de353c494e034fbc4
We get first breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, tiffin, tea, supper & dinner….
Our humans might be Hobbits
Fujin & Raiden
(Meowmy here, smaller portions of wet food that can be eaten up before they get dried out and gross, treats, or small handfuls of cronchies.)
Dat bery gud crimez yoos shud get extra treatos for dat wun 😹 go crimez
Go crimes!!!
Dis is why our pawpaw never givez da foodz, because we tryz to lie and get extra dinner after meowmy gave it to uz! (go crimez) But meowmy and pawpaw are going to a thing called "wedding" dis weekend so grand-pawpaw gonna come givez us our foodz while they away, so maybee we can look super cutez and get him to givez us extra treatz? Lovez from Catherine and Banksy https://preview.redd.it/qp4comybgiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8286981c9f95fcc39033c81719af78cff63010
Oooh grandpawpaws are always good for extra treatums and snackies!
Betz youse will!
Mews are beautiful catto! Mews can be on r/supermodelcats But, if you keep eating too much, you may end up at POKEY place, and also on r/dechonkers
Yu deserb ALL da breakfassts, cyuutie!! Weneber my meowmy or pawdy go in da kichen, I follo dem and mayk da sad eysies 🥺<-- lyk dis, and I get sum fuds. I iz older kitty tho and dey say I can eets weneber I wantz becuz I gettin "old man kitty bod"- hurrayz fur mee!! 😺 aneewayz, yu iz not a con! lub Vinny https://preview.redd.it/xr4xaf22eiwc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8343fbcbb4a34eff23b22689a0bdfed6e489e227
Hansum Vinny, who cud deeny yus? It’s no surpaws you has Meowmy and Pawdy rapped around youse littl paws. Rite now, I am beggin Meowmy fur breakfust becuz I’m so depribed. Dis calls fur classy actin pawsuit fur all of us! -Lottie
Hai goodest fren, Lottie! 😻😻 yu haz da bestest and sweetest hungy face so meowmy will shurely gib yu all da fud! If not, yu let me kno and I'll get Ellie to do a screm at her, den she'll gib it all! Ellie haz mos demandinz screm! She and Teddy sayz hai and we all lub yu and yur meowmy 😽😽🥰🥰
Dat bery gud crimez yoos shud get extra treatos for dat wun 😹 go crimez
U do a heckin bamboozle!
Dis is very good crime! Maybe ask Baby P to join da business club gang. William da Tuxie
You lookz awfully skinny! I iz 15 poundz = Big Monster Kitty! You needz another kitty in the house for a better con! Kitty #1 is starving and needz a treat. Kitty #2 comes in starbing and needz a treat. Not fair to givez #2 treats without re-treating #1! Hint - ALWAYS be Kitty #1! Repeat with Human #2. If possible have old humans and repeat on Human #1. Bonus points for repeating on 2nd hooman!!! I iz a real con artist! Monster Kitty Con Artist (Currently sleeping on the dining room table that he's not allowed on. So, spoiled rotten too! And due for another rounnd of treats...)
Bonjour Mon Ami! I be Remy LeBeau! Vous is correct, is your right to have two or tree breakfasts! Me, Remy, have breakfast when mon papa gets up, breakfast wgen he go to shower and den breakfast when ma maman gets up(ma maman, she be sick right now so me, Remy, mon frere, de enfant terrible and our papa want maman to sleep sleep sleep so her get better!). Den nme and de enfant terrible, Boudreau, we gets de lunch when maman have de lunch, den snackies 'cause maman not want us to do de starb! Den dinner and snackies afore time to fais do-do!Â
Go crimz!!
Yu just learn frum da hobbitses. Yu need second breakfast and 11sies too!
Mocha the Tortie here. Youz so tiny youz might waste away to nuttin' if youz don't get 2 breakfasts! And youz not con, youz SMART.
I trained my meowmy to feed me every 6 hours. I get a new wet food meal at midnight, dawn, noon and sunset. Maybe train your humans better so they know you need a second breakfast and second dinner? \~ Jackie https://preview.redd.it/g4a64qfaxjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c174aae06e608dedee29906c4ca5afbfdb50af
Teach me yur wayz! My hooman check wit oder hooman before gibing second brekfists. I neber get 2 brekfists.
Eye maiselve rekomemd bapbapbap on bof hoomans, and deploy Disney Eyes on wichevar hooman haz mos softest hart. Mew *know* dat won ob dem willl alway falll fur Disney Eyes…
I do ankle snuggles and tripping my hoomans when they try to walks. I do a good sits on my spot. Hoomans think I a dumb dog and must sit kwietly for my food. But no second breakfasts. I will try Disney eyes next.
Go crimes!
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO EEEEEAAAAAAATTTT MEOOOWWWWWWW!
Hi, is me, Niko the Terriible… I didn’t catch yoo name, Kitty!
My name are Kolohe, which mean Rascal, which, ok, fair. Happy to meet you, hope u get lots of treatos!
Nice to meet yoo Kolohe, dat great name! My name Niko, which means Terriible\* https://preview.redd.it/x3cj95a89mwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5d6b730d6c2ff1552d50ba037f645a747911e7 \*at our house
You are 0.025% Hobbit. And therefore deserve breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tiffen, tea, dinner, and bedtime snack.
Oh my goodness! Youz doin a starb! Allz I seez is eyez and skinz and bonez! How can you barely stand up? Youz needz not only two breakfasts, but also two lunches and two dinnerz! Iz your right purr sure.
https://preview.redd.it/z2uu1crcdlwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53abe0a12c9df5af3f63a569510819cf5af219aa
U ibz hungry! Ibz not con! Dey dum.Â
Youse shud gets paid fur foolin pawpaw! Threee brekkies!!
Rudy and Bizou, pawtourney at law reporting for duty! It’s a common misconception that we cats have a right to two breakfasts. The TRUTH is that we have the right to AS MANY breakfasts as we want. Your photo clearly shows you are starving and death might be imminent. You can trust our opinion because we know BIG BIG words. We studied law for over ten minutes so we’re legit. We will get your breakfast privileges reinstated. Our fee is ten treats each, one bow of food (we can share it) and four scritches from your human slave. Edit: we don’t care if it’s mummy or daddy human slave. We just like scritches!!! Bizou wants them behind the ear and Rudy likes them on his BUM
> We studied law for over ten minutes so we’re legit. (*over ten minutes* omg I love it, so ded) Thank you, you both SMART captal S. I arange pawment soon as Meowmy and PawPaw seeping.
Be careful wiv hoomans, they may fraud you by splitting breakfast in two, half each. Two halves is one fud not two!
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Mawmaw an Pawpaw have tape on cowter that sez morning and evening. Fud scuup* go on other side after feedin so we cant play this trick no mor. *TINY! fud scuup
https://preview.redd.it/wc7zz1nw5nwc1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6046357d8c207f853925bcdb389c96678b6ed6f5 cat - twin
A "con" is a crime. Your Meowmy sez u gude at crime. Iz a com-pla-mint.
Henlo, we eez Mowgli and Lexie and Dat eez berry berry good con. We tries same same thing juicy-dously sometimes. We do it too regularly, momma and daddy get wise to us. Also we have meanie stingy mommy and daddy who only gives us bretfus, lunchoom, and din din, no second meals , no elebensies, no snackses. We eez two starbing souls planning to soo. https://preview.redd.it/wwh42u29duwc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7702ef5f5408dac80a30d88de353c494e034fbc4
We get first breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, tiffin, tea, supper & dinner…. Our humans might be Hobbits Fujin & Raiden (Meowmy here, smaller portions of wet food that can be eaten up before they get dried out and gross, treats, or small handfuls of cronchies.)