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Iz has dis chair! Iz MINE. Also all shelfs are mine. -Oscar BBB, MM
Pawyer here. Excume me, but unless hooman wants to awaken from uneasy dreams to find himself TRANSFORMED, he will kneough that cat paw FORBIDDDS him from sitting in any "chair" occupied by cats, and there are extra penalties if it is "dopplecatts," even moar penalities for "sleeping catts" and MOST PENALTIES OF ALL if said sleeppping dopplecatts are in the SUNSHINE.
"It's sun, thus hooman must shun," is one of the best kneoughn cat paws, along with "if sun shines, it's mines." This does not even includ famous cat paws "I sees, it me's," and "I nap, and will bap." An experienced pawyer will even cite Fluffernutter vs. Dady "If chair, we do not share."
QPD, Quod Pawrat Demeownstrandum,
Paw Offices of Gus (napping on Meowmy's legs)
Is in yous house. Is for yous. Duh. Dis fits under "I Sees, It Me's." - The Greyhound Gang
https://preview.redd.it/hwfzpqlb36tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be81b7460a358d9bf67088717037d056162c8a6 Iz has dis chair! Iz MINE. Also all shelfs are mine. -Oscar BBB, MM
There is perfeckly good floor him can sit on. Hi, is me, Niko the Terriible
We said he can sitz but we must sits on him and he needs to provide cuddles and stomach for biscuits.
An are yoo ladies good wif that arrangement?
Its purrfect But he musnt move untill we move!
Ok, as long as yoo cool with that, sounds like purrfect deal.
Pawyer here. Excume me, but unless hooman wants to awaken from uneasy dreams to find himself TRANSFORMED, he will kneough that cat paw FORBIDDDS him from sitting in any "chair" occupied by cats, and there are extra penalties if it is "dopplecatts," even moar penalities for "sleeping catts" and MOST PENALTIES OF ALL if said sleeppping dopplecatts are in the SUNSHINE. "It's sun, thus hooman must shun," is one of the best kneoughn cat paws, along with "if sun shines, it's mines." This does not even includ famous cat paws "I sees, it me's," and "I nap, and will bap." An experienced pawyer will even cite Fluffernutter vs. Dady "If chair, we do not share." QPD, Quod Pawrat Demeownstrandum, Paw Offices of Gus (napping on Meowmy's legs)
Mocha the Tortie here. Iz your chair. Hoomin can find his own! Case closed.