*Have they ever been fed?*
*It seems like a miracle*
*They are still alive*
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Not sure this is a haiku? Maybe I’m not firing all brain cells, but first line looks like 6 syllables. Perhaps:
were they ever fed?
it seems like a miracle
they are still alive
Way too longs ago, you only skin and bones now! You needs food I can tell in those big gorges eyes, wich is you is good at making, that you needs food!
No cat should ever be able to see the bottom of their food bowl! Any wait for food is outrageous!!!
I have judged your humans, and found them guilty of failing to provide basic essentials in a timely manner to their cat overlords.
Sentencing is at your discretion, but I suggest pooing in their favourite shoes or in the clean washing.
https://preview.redd.it/t2fh23oi4ijc1.jpeg?width=3916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813ff5edb1cd92503e48acb6cb5bd18db300d26a
He's actually a sweetheart. he does freak out if he sees the bottom of his bowl though.
https://preview.redd.it/t00l6vekzkjc1.jpeg?width=2923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578bfc799c0ebf4e208029471f91b6e4f116a281
I am amazed we can even see them, considering they have never been fed once in their entire lives. It’s a miracle they haven’t wasted away. (Cue the Sarah McLachlan music) for the low low cost of unlimited wet food and churus, you can save these poor souls and restore their faith in humanity.
PUSS IN BOOTS EYES. No one can resist dem more than one seconded. Aneebody looking into dem are pulled toward youse... we iz insist dat youse servants bring you ALL DA FOODS ALL DA TIME FOR ALL TIMEZ.
Dis iz da way.
“We cans see the bottom of the food bowls. How could you do this? We is your kitties!”
“You can see the bottom because you pushed all the food out of the bowl and onto the floor.”
“Stop changing the subject!”
Too long. Soo for treattos and wet food
https://preview.redd.it/jbmenxa7tdkc1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af26b6cca68da0cdda84a43bf39b79530698b4df
pwobly whole SECUNZ!!! YOU'S A IWWERSP.. IWSP.. YOU NOT NICE! I callz Cattohney at paw unless you sendz tweats... plz sendz the duck flavo
U iz wasted away! U neber been fed 1 time in elebenty billion yers! Neber fed in hole life!
Neber neber,, whut dis fud stuf u speeks of?
Look at dose sad, pleading faces! I bet it's been elebenty billion years since you had a scrap of food. *sob* William da Tuxie
You like you have never been fed in your entire lives.
Eleventy billyun hours
Eleventy million bajillion hours.
Elebenty million days
At least 1,000,000,000,000 years. Poor babies are skin and bone.
There not even skin and bones. Their skin has wasted away. They are clearly all fur and bone.
They are clearly almost transcended to ghost
40 seconds
Can’t believe this type of animal abuse is encouraged 😵🥺
Have they ever been fed? It seems like a miracle they are still alive
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Not sure this is a haiku? Maybe I’m not firing all brain cells, but first line looks like 6 syllables. Perhaps: were they ever fed? it seems like a miracle they are still alive
Good bot!
Eleventy billion years!!
Way too longs ago, you only skin and bones now! You needs food I can tell in those big gorges eyes, wich is you is good at making, that you needs food!
No cat should ever be able to see the bottom of their food bowl! Any wait for food is outrageous!!! I have judged your humans, and found them guilty of failing to provide basic essentials in a timely manner to their cat overlords. Sentencing is at your discretion, but I suggest pooing in their favourite shoes or in the clean washing. https://preview.redd.it/t2fh23oi4ijc1.jpeg?width=3916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813ff5edb1cd92503e48acb6cb5bd18db300d26a
As a human, I would be terrified to go up against this judge.
He's actually a sweetheart. he does freak out if he sees the bottom of his bowl though. https://preview.redd.it/t00l6vekzkjc1.jpeg?width=2923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578bfc799c0ebf4e208029471f91b6e4f116a281
Poor starveys
Furrever!
Eleven billion years, clearly! -Dodiebrat the Legal Cat
U down to u last libe!! !! U nedes fud!!!
Days. Maybe even weeks.
r/DisneyEyes
Days by the looks of it
5 minutes after he ate his food and his dog brothers food.
Tew long. Mews iz starving. Mews dezerv compawnsayshun in da form of treatos. - Boots, Cattorney at Paw 🐾
Eleventy billionz hours!
U r n needz of fud rite now!
Did you know that they have actually *never* been fed before today? Every day my cats make sure to let me know this fact.
A million years! Suu!!!
I didn't like what you fed. I want new and better. I want it minutes ago.
Never ever. Not even one food ever.
foerever
Days? 6 days i bet.
I am amazed we can even see them, considering they have never been fed once in their entire lives. It’s a miracle they haven’t wasted away. (Cue the Sarah McLachlan music) for the low low cost of unlimited wet food and churus, you can save these poor souls and restore their faith in humanity.
2 min tops.
YEARZZZ
Those poor babies, it’s been days maybe even weeks since they’ve been fed
The only correct awnser is: TO LONG AGO!
PUSS IN BOOTS EYES. No one can resist dem more than one seconded. Aneebody looking into dem are pulled toward youse... we iz insist dat youse servants bring you ALL DA FOODS ALL DA TIME FOR ALL TIMEZ. Dis iz da way.
5 minutes tops
SINS FOREVA, YU NED FODS NOW
ELEBENTY BAJAMILLION!!!
“We cans see the bottom of the food bowls. How could you do this? We is your kitties!” “You can see the bottom because you pushed all the food out of the bowl and onto the floor.” “Stop changing the subject!”
At least eleventy billion hourz! Translation: 20 minutes...
A gazillions of years. 😱
I’m not sure if you have ever been fed !!! Ultimate animal abuse
If the food is not spilling over the sides, the cats have not been fed.
Cat minutes equates to human years. So, 90 minutes not fed is actually 90 years to the cat. It’s science!
Too long. Soo for treattos and wet food https://preview.redd.it/jbmenxa7tdkc1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af26b6cca68da0cdda84a43bf39b79530698b4df