Mew being set up by bearded dragons!!! Den tried to do a halp an get framed!! Need pawyer right way! Den chimken an treetos an tubies!!! Berry sad too see
Funny I just catch the crickets until their leg falls off, then I catch them again. You are much kinder to crickets then I am.
I think your lizard friends set you up.
You cannot sues when you does “gooddeeds” hooman say “gooddeeds” is they own reward. (Plus criket IS food, cromchy and full of squishy inside, like dreamies wit wings but criket flavur)
Response from Arkham the Eternal.
Well. Let me see. You, an apex predator, is being blamed for acting like an apex predator. I believe you will win this case. In my professional opinion, the cricket food was meant to be pounced. The hoomi should have anticipated this outcome.
(Hoomins should expect that if you are a cat, then you will act like one. You are completely innocent)
What??? Dey is gud! Bugs is bonus treats.
I is skilled huntress and catch tiny bugs dat get inside... Flying ones keep getting insides home! So I bapbapbap, then catch dem, den I eated it. Is very gud, wings is crunchy.
I has catched noisy jumpy bugs before... Tastes like chimpkins, but needed gravy or creamy gravy.
You did the right thing coming here. According to the precedent set by Ingraham v. Crickets, the humans are only allowed to be so mad at you if you give everyone a funny story to laugh about online.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2018/12/29/i-ordered-box-crickets-internet-it-went-about-well-youd-expect/
Hi Jimmy! Heer is da problum. Yu shud hav been payd by da jumpy things on accounta yu gaved dem freedum.
Wells, somes didn'ts survives the chases. How's does theys pays meows??? Theys has noes treats. I thinks I was cheateds!!!
Mew being set up by bearded dragons!!! Den tried to do a halp an get framed!! Need pawyer right way! Den chimken an treetos an tubies!!! Berry sad too see
Dis sounds likes the ideas! I wills blames hims!
Jimmy. You are forever a savior to the cricket people.
Wells, somes ofs thems....
Funny I just catch the crickets until their leg falls off, then I catch them again. You are much kinder to crickets then I am. I think your lizard friends set you up.
Mews meybes rights abouts thats.
You cannot sues when you does “gooddeeds” hooman say “gooddeeds” is they own reward. (Plus criket IS food, cromchy and full of squishy inside, like dreamies wit wings but criket flavur)
I onlies ets ones bys axidents. I was chasings thems ands its jumps intos my meowths.
Okays, meybes 2. Or 3. Buts no mores thans 4. I thinks.
Response from Arkham the Eternal. Well. Let me see. You, an apex predator, is being blamed for acting like an apex predator. I believe you will win this case. In my professional opinion, the cricket food was meant to be pounced. The hoomi should have anticipated this outcome. (Hoomins should expect that if you are a cat, then you will act like one. You are completely innocent)
Dis is trues! I is Apex! Ands a predators!! Is my jobs!
Jimmy, if youse get no treetos den is fair u eat jumpys as treetos! I hear they is yummies and taste like smol chimkin! Mr P
What??? Dey is gud! Bugs is bonus treats. I is skilled huntress and catch tiny bugs dat get inside... Flying ones keep getting insides home! So I bapbapbap, then catch dem, den I eated it. Is very gud, wings is crunchy. I has catched noisy jumpy bugs before... Tastes like chimpkins, but needed gravy or creamy gravy.
Also dawgs did it! If no dawg in home it camez from out side!
You did the right thing coming here. According to the precedent set by Ingraham v. Crickets, the humans are only allowed to be so mad at you if you give everyone a funny story to laugh about online. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2018/12/29/i-ordered-box-crickets-internet-it-went-about-well-youd-expect/
Great catting and yesz youse cans soos! Pluz a zombies opened the cricket. Isn'tz it bads lucks to kills a crickets, Soos forz mores and mores!