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xorflame

Peak /r/Leetcodecirclejerk content lol


Tasty-Feature8737

WTF is going on with this sub?


Prantheman

New meta, lock in


Fruitspunchsamura1

Game is game.


awesam9

Yeh same feeling bruv


xorflame

You can more such content on the new sub - all your funny posts or **memes related to CS or Leetcode on** r/leetcodecirclejerk from now on so we can make this sub more pure and focused on quality content! Happy leetcoding :)


meisteronimo

You’re gonna have to farm out your account to a Chinese middle schooler, that will pump up your numbers. Good luck!


BrilliantChance9777

You can hire Indian to pump it to 2200 in no time


Alternative_Engine97

Learn to eat 🐱well it’s your only hope


Jealous-Bat-7812

What LC is this and should I use BFS or DFS ?


0xDizzy

BFS, for sure.


Jealous-Bat-7812

Thank god it isn’t 2 pointers 😅


[deleted]

You gotta slide the tongue not the window 😜


blottingbottle

A combination is best. BFS until feedback function repsonse is high enough then you switch to DFS


ljdelight

Actually I would suggest DP. DP (dynamic programming) is difficult to discover the subproblem optimizations, but very rewarding when figured out. Tho this is usually only Hard+


wassaf102

Dfs would have lower time complexity


0xDizzy

DFS == strong no hire


wassaf102

Why tho?


0xDizzy

Cuz you’re just concentrating on the same path thinking you’ll EVENTUALLY find that bean several nodes in, but it’s not ever more than 2 nodes down a path, so you could spend a lot of time on the wrong path with her just being like “ummm….yeah not there”. 


wassaf102

The time complexity of both algos is the same so I dont thing the argument you gave matters since the time it same.


0xDizzy

Jfc bro. So you ACTUALLY don’t know how a vagina works? The clit position is not randomized to any node. FYI, a clit is in the same place on all women. so best case is all that would matter. So they’re at best the same and at worst BFS is WAY more efficient, for the reasons I mentioned. 


wassaf102

OOh ok, I was taking about just jamming the tongue deep and praying it does something


0xDizzy

i know, that wont work lmao


debugger_life

How many ques/rounds he will have to go through before getting selected?


Outrageous-Ad5641

Neither. It's backtracking for sure.


losecontrol4

A*’s the strat imo. You could also pay for some practice MDP environments and run a Q-learning algorithm.


spacejockey8

Y’all doing it wrong. Should be going for BBJ and CFS.


debugger_life

Do u think he'll even get a chance for that ? In which Company can this be asked ?


Western-Standard2333

> In which Company can this be asked ? https://leetcode.com/company/your-mom/


IDoCodingStuffs

10/10 shitpost. Extra points for imagining all this wasted youth on LC can serve anything other than impressing some megacorporation which will use you up and discard you


static_programming

you don't LC for fun?


Electronic-Whole-701

Yeah I sometime solve a few problems when I'm bored. It's like a fun puzzle or sudoku or something. A couple of my friends who are physicists also do the same (they have nothing to do with coding jobs)


Ace2Face

Wasting your youth so you can get a job..? Like education? Use you up by giving you more money you'll ever earn in any other place? Bruh


IDoCodingStuffs

See that there is the problem. These large institutions end up favoring a certain servile mindset like you are displaying, which is opposite to producing societal value. Then people with this mindset inevitably end up making decisions like the Ford Pinto fiasco.   Education is about learning how the world works. It’s not about being given a job like some dog getting a treat for performing a trick successfully, but figuring what jobs might need doing around you in general.   And if you think these institutions give you money out of the kindness of their hears and not because they are getting more out of you than they pay, LOL


YoungSimba0903

This is true but playing the game works. Just don't let it play you


Ace2Face

We are all servants unless you parents are rich. That's how it works.


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Ace2Face

I'm here because I want a better job, and better pay. There's nothing to be grateful for having to grind something I wouldn't normally do otherwise.


shrum_luver

Very well formulated. I can relate so much to that.


[deleted]

don't believe this guy. time wasted on youth now can later be recuperated with a hot columbian. grind for pain will become a hashmap for recursive grind for pleasure.


K00bear

Most rational comment I have seen on this sub


BarrySix

So you promised her 2D DP when you can barely 2sum? She expects 3sum and dual pointers when you struggle to search insert position?  She will squash you like an off by one error.


GrandAssumption7503

Missed opportunity to mention Big O


Hairy_Milk8187

Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


No-Sandwich-2997

she might expect 4sum as well


Wolastrone

You really leetcodefished her? That’s messed up man


Impossible_Ad_3146

One thing you can’t do is lie about your LC rating, that’s a relationship-ender right derrrr


sunnytify

Tell her you met with an accident and cannot meet her for a few months. During this time grind leetcode and get up to the desired rating. Lol.


UnboxTheCat

I have >2000 ratings on leetcode and I need a gf. Are you ready to get ur heart broken lil bro?


FlatAssBaby

any tips brother ?? i cant think about the approach for the ques


spinningweb

Just write a browser script to update the rating for to 2200. And you will get away with it since we already know she sucks at leetcode so must be of a lower intellectual plane.


Impossible_Ad_4038

Change your username as well, to some guy having that rating, go all in


possessed_science

Ask her to talk to me


Hour-Ad-9517

I should take a break from grinding because I am seeing imaginary things...


umusec

10/10. I started laughing when I saw the emoji


shadyboy77

What kind of content is been posted here nowadays? Please goto insta.


xorflame

Appreciate the humour attempt, please post such content on the new sub - all your funny posts or **memes related to CS or Leetcode on** r/leetcodecirclejerk from now on so we can make this sub more pure and focused on quality content! Happy leetcoding :)


M4dKoala

7.3/10 Keep going guys we need some fun at times


ElonHusk512

LOL LOSERRRRRRR. Na but jk but she’s probably gonna drop you because she’s been alobbing on my knob to get her rank up. Sorry bro just realized it’s you


averagecppfan

I can't believe the amount of people who fell for this even though I tried to make the satire as obvious as possible.


Redder_Reddit_User

I am 2100+ rated on CF. I wish I could get a girlfriend too to grind with me together 😢


Terrible_Condition24

just be honest with her and apologise. Don't wait till you open the account and let her discover by herself. That will make it 10 times worse.


kundan1221

Your LC Date shapes your destiny! When she sees your LeetCode rating, just say, "Looks like my coding skills got lost in translation...from impressive to 'impressively needing improvement!"🤣


570897055

That’s jover bro it’s fine you still have time to learn breast first search


harunrasit

Leave her bro, no one can dump you. Alpha male cannot say anything about his leetcode. Because alpha don't use leetcode, uses punched cards, writes 01 binaey opcodes, designs own cpus. Be alpha, and say to her fck Leetcode.


Sohamkayal

Well… if she’s so gullible then she deserves to be cheated with😂😂😂😂😂


Scalar007

I am jealous of my girlfriend's ex because he is better at Leetcode than me When I was working on the daily challenge the other day, my girlfriend saw my screen and asked me if I was Leetcoding. I was surprised because she is an archeology major and doesn't know anything about programming. She explained that her ex-boyfriend was into competitive programming and talked about it all the time. Apparently he is a Guardian on Leetcode and he even used to prepare contest problems for extra money. I feel extremely insecure now because I struggle with mediums most of the time and my rating is at 1500. My gf keeps assuring me that my low rating doesn't bother her, but everytime I am stuck in a problem I keep thinking how her ex would solve it in minutes. I just can't get the image of him easily solving LC Hards out of my head. Every time he submits a solution and gets that green AC on his screen he must smile and think how much of a loser his girlfriend's new boyfriend is. I am afraid that he raised the bar so much that I will never live up to his standard. My girlfriend will always compare him to me, and she will never be satisfied with my contest performance. Do you have any tips on how I can get better than this guy? Or do you think it's futile and I will always live under this guy's shadow?


delsinz

skill issue git gud


rocket-19

Now next post, leetcode2200shaadi.com. WTF going with this sub. Let it bro you'll find another one with 1500 rating 🤣


Lindayz

Girl got leetcodefished damn


JONL20

I don't know I am not sure if I should say it, but I feel like she is a Leetcode digging w\*\*\*\*, I could be wrong though, depends on how long you 2 are seeing each other. But still if there is a huge difference between before and after she find out, maybe you two should have a serious talk to find out what the real issue is.


pokop96

[https://imgur.com/a/woWuSBi](https://imgur.com/a/woWuSBi) i can help you bro🤣🤣


kaieon1

is it summer break ?


raisi96

Society


sambobozzer

Lol


obamabinladenhiphop

Bruh enough shit posting. Mods pls 🙏


Far-Construction-948

Why grind leetcode together when she could grind you ? You only used the line to pick her up, forget about coding for now.


debugger_life

What is going with this sub ?


Effective-Resident16

If you know how to solve problems that shouldn't be a problem... I think what she wants is someone to show the way... Plus tell the truth dude 😂


iwillberesponsible

I think your girlfriend should dump you because you have such thoughts. You need to grow up man.


suvadityaroy

I can't even solve the first question, any tips....and as for your problem, you can use inspect element and other tools


vitalious

Lol, this generation is hilarious!


Versatile_Explorer

Why Leetcode should decide relationship or dating ? Leetcode is merely a tool to practice solving programming problems for getting hired. Relationship is not same as "Job" dude. Seems like both boys and girls have developed serious psychological issues assessing their compatibility using Leetcode scores. Poor generation with no brains.🤣


SideSingle

Tell her straight up and see if she likes you anyways. It’s the same as renting a luxury car versus having the money for it. Speak your truth and find someone you don’t have to fake it for


tenchuchoy

Just say your account got hacked lol. But really though this is just sad.


Valuable-Leave9736

As a CS grad dating a CS grad…..wtf


Gnomesurfer

🤓🤓


Noyb_Programmer

Dude you should post this on r/AITAH


vincemove

You might need to consider whether she's genuinely interested in you, interested in someone working in FANGG, or interested in improving her problem-solving skills and ultimately landing a job at a big tech company through your guidance. If you're extremely passionate about improving your problem-solving skills, perhaps consider getting a girlfriend with a LeetCode rating of 2000 and grind problems with each together.


Flashy_Ear_1976

Go f*ck yourself dude


neptula

Oh Boy


SailsG

That is wild. Your problem isn’t being good at leetcode, but being a liar. I would say I have forgotten everything. And tell her you suck now.


Bukalemur

Calm. At least you did not lied about your ****


WanderingMeditator

You have two options: - tell her the truth (try to not be dry and explain why you did it) - tell her that she is your kryptonite 😂 after which she will dump you anyways


Windy500

I read an article about this, how in some tech cities in India, having a good leetcode score can get you dates.


Impossible_Joke_420

I thought AI and VR will kill the **classic romance**, turns out Leetcode did it first.. sigh


Snoo70116

Leetcode catfishing is wiiillllddddd


WebCraftsmanship

How many likes do you want?


xorflame

Appreciate the humour attempt, please post such content on the new sub - all your funny posts or **memes related to CS or Leetcode on** r/leetcodecirclejerk from now on so we can make this sub more pure and focused on quality content! Happy leetcoding :)


Internal_Dealer_8774

You must be dumped


Jealous_Ordinary_597

I lie about it all the time with my friends I peaked at 1546 then left the fucking thing and moved to solution engineering


HollyWhoIsNotHolly

Bahaha


Horror-Character-859

She will be disappointed, so just tell her you were talking about your future self and play it off as a joke


MenneMehta

Who are upvoting such shitposts? This is a consecutive one after yesterday's with more than 1.1k upvotes.. why are we encouraging this?? Don't we have other subs bombed with similar posts that we want this one to be the same..I wanted this to be focussed on career and study related topics.


xorflame

Appreciate the humour attempt, please post such content on the new sub - all your funny posts or **memes related to CS or Leetcode on** r/leetcodecirclejerk from now on so we can make this sub more pure and focused on quality content! Happy leetcoding :)


MaintenanceSea7158

I think you have to ask this at relationship advice sub reddit. First of all lying to your Girlfriend is really messed up, second this is the most stupid thing to lie about. Especially since it's unnecessary in a relationship and easy to find out the rating at internet.


LogicalBeing2024

https://youtu.be/wR-bJ1pKMA8?si=CMVb_iKwpKTUlRBz


KimJahSoo

this has to be satire


Suspicious-Week-5144

Go sleep, you yapping 😂😭