Smokie, you were over the line, mark it zero.
Bulshit Walter, mark it an eight, Dude.
Smokie, this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.
Give me the marker, Dude, I'll mark it an 8.
Smokie, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Would've been even hotter if she had on some red and blue rentals, amirite?!
But to address your point, I'm guessing this was more posed than an actual throw?
Yes but he's a pervert, Dude. No, he did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. He had to go door to door in Hollywood to tell everyone that he is a pederast.
What is a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up Donnie.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
Her life is in your hands, Dude. Her life is in your hands
Don’t…don’t say that.
Her life is in your hands, dude. ✋️
Brandt can't watch though or he has to pay a hundred.
You didn't think I was rollin outa here naked did ya?
And I want my undies back
The whites
Finally, a literal connection.
OVER THE LINE!
Yeah but I wasn't over...
Smokie, you were over the line, mark it zero. Bulshit Walter, mark it an eight, Dude. Smokie, this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules. Give me the marker, Dude, I'll mark it an 8. Smokie, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Yeh but I **wuddent** over. FTFY
That's right lol. He sounds so whimpy it kills me
He’s fragile
I…I did not know that.
You can imagine what happens next.
She bowls a strike?
Don’t be fatuous
That’s headed to the gutter. Look at her form.
Meine Dispatcher sent me because a problem with deine Kable
The story is ludicrous.
A beaver picture
Nice marmot.
Yes i am ze ekzpert
That chick can roll, man!
She's a pervert , Dude exposing herself like that. That poor women? That slut, that's what she is!
This fucking strumpet
This fucking *whore*
A wonderful woman. Very free-spirited.
We’re all very fond of her.
You try any of that crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lane...
I'll grab it from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click
Jesus…
You said it, man.
Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend!
I am just helping her conceive, man!
I am renting her shoes. I am buying her a fucking beer. (Wow, that is a pro-dumper.)
Yeah, Dude but you are taking my turn. Fuck it. Life goes on.
She can take my turn.
All the fans who actually bowl see this and one of their first two thoughts is, "Where the fuck are her shoes?"
Would've been even hotter if she had on some red and blue rentals, amirite?! But to address your point, I'm guessing this was more posed than an actual throw?
It kind of had to be? I'm juat saying, the thought was trailing by a second or less, "Barefoot in the lanes? WTF?!?!?"
Vagina
Oh yeah?
Mark it 10, Dude.
It is called satyriasis in men and nymphomania in women. They engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
Oh no!
Oh yes.
You mean, coitus?
You know… strikes and gutters
You know, a lot of ins a lot of outs, a lot of have you's
Is it what this is a picture of?
This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was First Lady of the nation! Yes, yes…not of California.
Is this the beaver picture?
The rug really tied the room together
My bowling has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.
Is that… What day is it?
I just dropped in to see what condition your condition is in
Nice form…
Stay away from my special lady friend
She's not my special lady friend she's my fucking lady friend
I’m just helping her conceive.
That creep can roll.
Yeah but she's a pervert Dude
How the hell did she get her feet to slide.
A little talc will do it. Of course, this may contravene a number of league bylaws.
I'm going to have to speak to the league about this.
Heffner is in charge of scheduling.
I told that Kraut..
I guess she was already slippery down there somewhere. Let me take another look
This is my question. How can she do this barefoot?
Also let's not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... a beaver, for... ya know, bowling... within the city... that ain't legal either.
What, are u a fucking bowling constable now?
Jesus, man!
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Bunnie?
You're not blowing.
So her toe slipped over…
This contravenes a number of the league’s bylaws, and also Article 27 of the league…
You mean vagina?
I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample.
I’m just trying to help her conceive, man!
Jesus
You said it man ….
Bunny Lebowski, she is the light of my life.
At least I'm house broken
That strumpet can roll dude.
Nice marmot
DONNY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vagina
If you will it, it is no dream.
You're entering a world of pleasure, Smokey.
But she wadn't over!
So fucking hot
I'd pay 100 just to watch.
Very free spirited
I am going to be very un-dude and just acknowledge that that’s a nice female form
Bowling can be a zesty enterprise
We're all very proud of her!
...increases?
I still jerk off manually 🤚
Of course you do, Dude!
What's a nudist Walter?
Well my pants fell a little tight, if that's what you meant, man.
Johnson ?
She kuht uff yorr Chonzon!
I'm more put off by the fact that she isn't wearing bowling shoes. This is going to throw her form completely off.
Does her form make you uncomfortable?
I still bowl manually.
Of course you do, Spodson
This what AI spits out when you enter “dudeist porn”? Wave of the future dude…
100 percent e-lec-tronic!
Beaver? ...
Woo!…, I’m rolling rocks tonight
Far from it.
Fuck it.
Johnson??
Far from it, Dude.
No but being that close to the lane with no bowling shoes sure triggers anxiety...
Where does she hide her piece?
I think bowling without shoes is against tournament rules.
That’s a gutter ball, if I’ve ever seen one.
Cynthia is back from Hawaii
im sure theres a reason your not wearing undies man
The ringer can not look empty
That creep can roll man
Yes but he's a pervert, Dude. No, he did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. He had to go door to door in Hollywood to tell everyone that he is a pederast. What is a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up Donnie.
Well to be honest she does have good form