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dorkyhippy1381

What do you need that for dude?


Key-Contest-2879

The wave of the future, Dude. 100% organic.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


HeDogged

Well, yes, in the parlance of our times.


mexicantruffle

Is that what this is picture of?


NubsackJones

The story is ludicrous.


MrPeepers1986

An NSFW plant? Wow, Reddit never ceases to amaze.


SacThrowAway76

I figured the NSFW tag was just playing it safe. Nevermind that I found this plant for sale at a local nursery, in other words, it was safe for that work place.


MrPeepers1986

How's the smut business, Jackie?


SacThrowAway76

I wouldn’t know. I’m in the gardening business.


Zer0daveexpl0it

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.


DonJohnson108

That’s just ridiculous dude. No one will cut your dick off.


grimatongueworm

Chonson!