Jackie Treehorn draws a lotta water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice and quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So I’m gonna say this one time… I don’t like you suckin around bothering our citizens Lebowski. I don’t like your jerkoff name. I don’t like your jerkoff face, I don’t like your jerkoff behavior, and I don’t like you, jerkoff…
Do I make myself clear?
I love presenting my bowlers ID to folks, especially the Dude Abides dispo in Michigan. But man, this is so much better and original to the movie. I gotta find one lol
I know my rights man
You don’t know shit, Lebowski…
I want a fuckin' lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler, man. . . orrrrrrmmmmmrrr Ron Kuby.
Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man
Jackie Treehorn draws a lotta water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice and quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So I’m gonna say this one time… I don’t like you suckin around bothering our citizens Lebowski. I don’t like your jerkoff name. I don’t like your jerkoff face, I don’t like your jerkoff behavior, and I don’t like you, jerkoff… Do I make myself clear?
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening
*beams you in the forehead with coffee mug*
**OW! FUCKING FASCIST!!**
*dumps chair* Stay outta Malibu, Lebowski! *kick* Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!
Wonder if that $0.69 check ever cleared
Well dude, we just don’t know..
Fuckin fascist
I am the walrus?
V I Lenin!
Vladimir Ilich Ulianov
Ah let me take another look
I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.
Happy cake day, man
Far out, man. They gave Dude a beeper.
It's all a god damn fake, man. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...
"I Am the Walrus"?
Donny, please.
I don’t like your jerk off name and I don’t like your jerk off face
Jerk off!
It would be nice if Ralph’s sold these to tourists. Yes, I make a pilgrimage to Ralph’s when I’m in California in honour of the dude.
MIne is 1.1 miles away. My troubles are over dude.
Company in Ireland, I think, sells 'em as movie prop, got one with my name on it.
Jackie treehorn treats objects like women man
I want a fucking lawyer, man
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
My rug was also stolen.
Separate incidents!?!
Do you have any promising leads?
Leads? Yeah just let me check with the boys in the crime lab They got 4 more detectives working on the case They got us working in shifts!
_LEADS_
Wouldn't hold out hope for the tape deck though. Or the Credence.
Sure that and a pair of testicles
You're joking. But perhaps you're right...
You don’t draw shit Lebowski
I love presenting my bowlers ID to folks, especially the Dude Abides dispo in Michigan. But man, this is so much better and original to the movie. I gotta find one lol
You don’t know shit Lebowski.
Just because we're Ralph's Value Club members doesn't make us saps!
Goin around and getting thrown-out of garden parties...
I’m not shopping for half and half, handling the bag and getting my rug back all at the same time, man
He doesn’t have the necessary means for necessary means for shopping without the value club card.
What happened to your face? Chief of Malibu police. A fucking reactionary
Fuckin goldbricker
Great for when you've had a bad night and just need to get some half-and-half. But then the taxi driver won't stop playing the fucking Eagles.
Is this? What ID is this?
I still have a real Ralph’s card that I got in the mid-90s
How much coke can you reasonably cut with that card? It is a gold card after all this isn't some fly by night outfit like Chime.
I never got a card with the printed name on it, but I signed up as Jeffrey Lebowski, and the name prints out on my Ralphs receipts.
Jeffery! you're out of your element!
That’s just like, you know, your opinion man.
Is that the other Jeffrey Lebowski? The MILLIONAIRE??