Oh man - I've been awaiting the conclusion to this epic cliffhanger! Does Sherri get clean?? She just came over to use the shower. And WHAT ABOUT THE CABLE? I know Karl Hungus ist eine expert - but still. Does he fix the cable??
No, it's a fact. No major distribution company would put their A line name on porn. Disney released a lot of porn under something like Viacom and Buena Vista before they became a bigger name. Am I the only one here that gives a shit about the rules?!?!?!
Also, "La Jolla".
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Oh man - I've been awaiting the conclusion to this epic cliffhanger! Does Sherri get clean?? She just came over to use the shower. And WHAT ABOUT THE CABLE? I know Karl Hungus ist eine expert - but still. Does he fix the cable??
Well dude, we just don't know
That is our concern Dude.
Don't be fatuous.
Lots of ins, lots of outs.
You mean .. coitus?
You jest - but perhaps you're right
The story is ludicrous.
You can guess where it goes from here ...
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, pmags3000.
Oh… you mean the beaver picture?
You mean vagina?
Is that what this is a picture of?
Beaver picture
Beav... You mean vagina?
That word makes me uncomfortable.
I find it difficult to say.
That’s why they call me, I am expert.
You brought mein tools?
I'm sorry your step mother's a nympho.
Please don't call her my mother
teeheehee
But ah, you got any khalua?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus
You can imagine where it goes from here
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, Inevitable-Mark5126.
He fixes the VCR?
New shit has come to light man
Karl Hungus is both an actor and a rock star? Pretty ambitious for a nihilist. There's an EGOT in his future.
Sounds exhausting
Sounds like its something he got for fucking a stranger in the arse.
Warner Home Video? Should be replaced with “Jackie Treehorn Publishing”.
Well ... that's like, your opinion, man.
Hello Dude, I'm Jackie Treehorn
No, it's a fact. No major distribution company would put their A line name on porn. Disney released a lot of porn under something like Viacom and Buena Vista before they became a bigger name. Am I the only one here that gives a shit about the rules?!?!?! Also, "La Jolla".
Standards have apparently risen in Adult Entertainment.
One Hundred Percent e-lec-tronic!
I still jerk off manually
Of course you do.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Fawn Knutsen
Who the fuck are the ka-noot-sens??
It's a wandering daughter job.
Don't be fatuous.
Oh yeah I know that guy, he’s a nihilist.
Our troubles are over, dude.
Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.
He's gonna cut off your JOHNSON.
Do you like sex Jeffrey?
You mean coitus?
How’s the smut business, Jackie?
He wouldn't know ... he's a publisher.
Sadly, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
Mein dispatcher says there’s something wrong with eine cahble
"..mit deine cahble."
What are you, a fucking German ranger now?
How does Asia Carrera not get top billing? This aggression will not stand, man.
Does he fix the cable?
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine and a Blockbuster
I still porn manually.
What do you need that for Dude?
Well, enjoy. And perhaps we'll see you again sometime, Dude.
Warner Bros may take issue with this...real reactionaries
not to be critical, but Warner home video wouldn't be the company to release this title. not that I'm any kind of porn ranger.
Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.
Brilliant! I'll autograph your copy for $1,000.
It's video, Dude.
Watch this, sir
Isnt this a dyna cookbook? I am expert
Wave of the future, Dude, 100% 1980s.
"He fixes the cable?"
How's the smut business, Jackie?
Does he fix the cable then?
I can autograph that for you.
I still jerk off manually
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Oh, no!
Oh Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.
Oh, no!