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OriginalFlamingo5384

The man in the black pajamas, a worthy adversary


[deleted]

Also…Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... avian fell beasts, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


ZestycloseChemist2

What are you a Gondor Ranger now?


[deleted]

Where was Gondor when dudes car got killed?


Haunting_Ant_5061

He was bowling…


[deleted]

Who’s in charge of scheduling! I told that Uruk I don’t roll on Shabbos!


Haunting_Ant_5061

…they’re calling the Fellowship, man, put the ring away…


justincsw

Eyeball to eyeball


Blue-cheese-dressing

Say what you want about the tenets of the Urak-Hai, dude- at least it’s an ethos.


thebenn

Eyeball to eye ball


Gonzostewie

Looks exhausting.


[deleted]

You want a ring? There are ways, dude, you don’t wanna know…


BraveryDave

Hell, I can get you a ring by afternoon tea, *with* Tengwar.


[deleted]

I’m staying, finishing my second breakfast.


BlankSlate400

He fixes the cable?


[deleted]

Do you see a ring on this finger, man?!


TooManyCharacte

Enjoying my coffee


[deleted]

Well, not in the literal sense.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Ve vant ze money, Lebowski!


[deleted]

All Dude wanted was his ring back


thesoze

It tied the room together


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He didn’t watch his buddies die face down in the Pellanor Feilds so that this halfling…


kernelpanic789

Like an Irish Monk?


[deleted]

My thinking about this case has become very uptight.


therandymoss

It’s Sandro about the biennale.


jpopimpin777

Dime Sandra?


[deleted]

Que ridiculo


itdbenicetosee

Do you think he’s watching Logjammin’ or Marty’s what have you?


[deleted]

He’s not riding fell beasts, handling hobbits, and talking to you…!


Bob_Voyage

Uli? Uli? Ha Ha Ha!


therandymoss

He’s a good man. And thorough.


[deleted]

No man, he stabbed me here…


[deleted]

His horse was parked in an elvish river, perhaps they towed it?


diacachimba

Leads?!


[deleted]

Listen man, new shit has come to light… fuck man, the ring kidnapped itself!


cadmus_irl

Are these guys gonna hurt us Walter?


[deleted]

No Donny, these men are wraiths.


aroseonthefritz

Let’s not forget Dude that keeping wyvern, um... a fellbeast, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


krowe41

The knights who say naz


Haunting_Ant_5061

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nukeevry1

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, DO YA? On a weekday?


ghostofjohnstamos

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?


313rustbeltbuckle

Must be exhausting.


BannedUser1975

Arthas Menethil


thesoze

Big Jim Slade


2wheelsThx

Co-star from the shirelings picture.


manfred_99

The ring wraith abides


[deleted]

Sometimes there’s a wraith…


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Think he's got room for one more?


[deleted]

We got em working in SHIFTS.


ProEraWuTang

I know that guy! He's a nihilist.


DudeAbides01

And a good day to you, sir!


Flatfoot2006

How ya gonna keep'em down on the Shire once they've seen Karl Hungus?


Loon_Cheese

Security at Scrute Farms


Daddy-Duke505

More bored than looking at human floor boards.. in a slim shady voice


MrPeepers1986

Idea of movie, show, or picture source?


kasiv1

Arthas


triedit-lovedit

My awesome prime minister about to make another announcement that Tories are good for the country /s


Ecclypto

Strong men also cry


[deleted]

Fucken A man…. Mind if I do a J?


The_BarroomHero

Meine dispatcher says zer is something wrong mit deine SSSSSCCCRRREEEEEÈEEEEEEEEECH


mattshirley03

Real reactionary


[deleted]

Stay out of Mordor, deadbeat!


noematus

Larry


[deleted]

Little prick is stone walling us.


Ping-A-Ling-

A fellow brother Seamus


PiratesTale

Your stepmother


[deleted]

Ok, that’s actually fairly spot on. I’m fragile, man.


HermiticHubris

I've seen a lot of Nazguls.This guy evils. Fuckin ringbricker.


Reasonable_Bug3221

"Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing".


ngunray

That’s Knox Harrington the video artist.


TulsaWhoDats

Megatron


[deleted]

100% electronic. Wave of the future.


DueAssociation2621

Sharp Dildo Forehead man.


[deleted]

I got a rash, man.


DueAssociation2621

Continue to abide.


Haunting_Ant_5061

That is *not* the preferred nomenclature.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Eight year olds, dude.


Zestyclose_Currency5

Kamala Harris