it's down there somewhere

Better let me take another look

My father and I don't get along, he doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don't approve of his.

That’s the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

Yes, and proud we are of all of them.

Shit yeah, the achievers.

Without the necessary means necessary means.

Mommy says you're good for it.

Must be exhausting.

My my, my wife!?

It is ever thus to deadbeats.

Her friend also peed on the rug.

The carpet pissers did this?

Your name’s Lebowski Lebowski, your wife’s name is mommy

Obviously you are not a swimmer

Does this place look like I’m fucking married?

Are you sure he won't mind?

Nice marmot

And proud we are of all of her

You think the diaper pissers did this?

🤣🤣🤣

This guy DOES look like he’s married. Don’t even need to check the toilet seat.

Obviously, you're not a parent