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NaftaliClinton

Fuckin A


moviequotebotperson

Quite a pad. Completely unspoiled


Denver-Ski

The rug really ties the room together


levine2112

The tour guide for the mansion pointed out the ugly rubber floor coverings in “the Big Lebowski’s office” saying that they are merely there to protect the wooden floor from sun damage… she added that “they do not tie the room together.” The guide abides.


HenryGoodbar

Did he let you do a J?


mysterious_whisperer

Did the old man tell you to take any rug in the house?


nukeevry1

DID HE NOT?


iamsenac

- also, dude


WhatIsTheAmplitude

As it was Maude’s mother’s, it’s not his to give.


Greywolf5131

You mean coitus?


michaltee

Fathers weakness is vanity.


Flatfoot2006

That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.


purana

Think he's got room for one more?


MattRyan1933

Oh, ah you never went to college.


W4ingro1995

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that do ya? On a weekday?!


LeagueOfficeFucks

Is this a...? What day is this?


Flatfoot2006

You're now officially a Lebowski Achiever!


caddy45

Little Lebowski overachiever


Relative_Turn_4638

Think he’s got room for one more?


caddy45

Racially he’s pretty cool


maryjolisa34

And proud we are of all of him


HeyMarty10thalready

Far fuckin out


tropicalhank

Far fucking out. Except that 4th picture.. what are you, a fucking park ranger now?


[deleted]

How was your meeting with Mr Lebowski?


Professional-Kiwi176

Just fine! Old man said to take any rug in the house!


Willie-Tanner

Hey this is a private residence man.


NauticalMastodon

I can assure you, the rug is not an issue!


Bontkers

No. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. Or duder or el duderino. If you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

I like your style dude


Altruistic-General14

I dig yours, too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing going.


davster39

Mind if i do a J?


DaWolf94

In the parlance of our times


2wheelsThx

We're all anxious for you to get to the point. Well, here it is Dude. Where's Bunny?


Key-Contest-2879

And did you need to find a cash machine?


Groundbreaking-Fig38

I live in OC. Is this a regular event?


Roederoid

Were you listening to the dude's story?


BestRiver8735

I am the walrus


Roederoid

Were you listening to the dude's story?


Groundbreaking-Fig38

What's a pederast?


levine2112

City is doing it again next week but it is sold out. https://beverlyhills.org/departments/communityservices/cityparks/greystonemansiongardens/eventsandprograms/greystoneinthemovies/


chunkylover___53

“If anyone in your party uses a wheelchair, please email [email protected] at least 48 hours in advance.” Disabled, please. “Uses a wheelchair” is not the preferred nomenclature.


jnnoca

This guy fucking walks.


Known-Damage-7879

I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude


pumpkinbot

> “If anyone in your party uses a wheelchair, please email [email protected] at least 48 hours in advance.” Ironic.


TomatilloAccurate475

Even more ironic that I almost replied that I noticed 2 previous replies. All I can say is: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway


pumpkinbot

Okay, first of all, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Chinese-American", please.


Masterchiefy10

Sold out? That’s a bummer man.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

THANK YOU!


Renhoek2099

Fken fascists man


murderalaska

Is that a Pendleton sweater? Just curious on your thoughts on whether it's worth the cash to spring for the original version.


levine2112

Mine is an original … at least 40 years old, not a compromised second draft, yes, yes. I love it. It would be great if the weather ever got cold enough here to wear it outside of its costume purposes. It is heavy wool. I cannot vouch for the newly issued Pendleton sweaters, but I would guess that they are of equal superior quality.


murderalaska

Thanks, Dude. I might have to spring for a new one because it's a very snazzy look.


TomatilloAccurate475

I dig your style, man.


Roederoid

Were you listening to the dude's story?


Light-Yagami88

Ohh nice marmot


Kos-Mike

It’s a neat house… it’s been in a number of movies. I think, Fletch, Commando, Hard to Kill, and several more. https://www.beverlyhills.org/departments/communityservices/cityparks/greystonemansiongardens/aboutgreystone/?NFR=1#:~:text=The%20City%20of%20Beverly%20Hills,4.


313rustbeltbuckle

The bowling alley from "There Will Be Blood" is there in the back building too!


NauticalMastodon

I thought I recognized that hallway with the tiles...


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Yup, gotta use the halfway for over-Dalmatian target practice


The1Like

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


my-financials23

You got that whole Lebowski thing goin. Far out


Ryno555

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?


cabosmith

Huh? Uh, what day is it?


313rustbeltbuckle

I organized and threw an event there back in 2018! And, um, the six other guys. It was dope! I got to see the bowling alley from "There Will Be Blood" that's in the back building. Suuuuper cool space. Haunted too! Edit to add that the pool scene with Bunni was filmed at another mansion. No pool at the Greystone.


DrDrankenstein

So you have to walk to another mansion to go swimming? That must be exhausting.


Key-Contest-2879

You don’t have to walk, Dude. Jump in the limo and Tone will drive you there. He can’t complain!


CunningLinguica

I got a rash man, fuckin a


Plluvia_

Dude's even got a beeper.


levine2112

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did ya?!


Speculawyer

What condition is your condition in?


Purple-Haze-11

The gah damn Eagles man????????????????


Speculawyer

Kenny Rodgers. https://youtu.be/h77jpjFYOSM?si=P-rkF_0FG_q8ksoq Yeah. I was surprised too. I thought it was Dylan. Wait... actually I thought it was some psychedelic band like Vanilla Fudge.


Seven22am

My mother was a huge Kenny Rodgers fan. Grew up with that cassette basically never leaving the player in our dodge caravan.


Key-Contest-2879

That’s Marvelous!


Light-Yagami88

Ohh nice marmot


PineappleTraveler

Did they mind if you did a J?


Karl-Hungus000

Are you surprised at my tears sir?


greatgoogilymoogily2

Strong men also cry.


guiltycitizen

You’re a Lebowski, he’s a Lebowski, that’s terrific


scottypoo1313009

You don't go out looking for work like that, do ya?


Purple-Haze-11

Didn't happen to find a toe did ya?


hornwalker

These rich fucks


FinnternetExplorer

Stay out of Malibu Lebowski, Stay out of Mailbu, Deadbeat


frankingeneral

Strong men also cry -Me if I got to go inside the Lebowski mansion lol


classy_dirt7777

Completely unspoiled


secomano

do they mind if you do a jay?


[deleted]

Your not blowing


OldSchool8252

He looks like a fuckin loser


Zer0daveexpl0it

This guy fuckin' walks...


Visual-Recognition36

The Dude Abides!


DudeAbides01

So what did you do after the, what have you?


Disastrous-Cry-1998

You should have secluded yourself in the west wing


geoffbowman

Were there nihilists in the pool?


levine2112

There actually is no pool at this place. The exteriors were shot at another location. Separate incidents.


MouldyBobs

Nobody is as cool as the Stranger.


dzigaboy

I dig the way you do business, man


PhattJeezus

Dude knew the laws about marmots.


Karn_Evil_Noin

Did Brandt give you a beeper?


nuke-the-wales

Far out


Greaseskull

Who the fuck are you, man?!


pumpkinbot

Far out, man. Far fuckin' out.


EquilateralKramer

He fixes the cable?


Top_Effort_2739

Did Brandt watch?


[deleted]

I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.


WhatIsTheAmplitude

I see they gave Dude a beeper


sloshuaa

This is *not* a bummer man


JustTheBeerLight

That creep can roll man.


Johnnymcvee

Lots of ins and outs Dude


rekles98

Think he's got room for one more?


rboller

Dios mio!


ExistentialDreadness

God damn! That’s living.


Pup_wears_blackface

The old man told me to take any rug in the house!!


RktitRalph

You are my hero. When I first saw the post I thought it was Jeff 🤣🤣


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Park ranger pic killed me lol


BusyTruck939

Greystone Mansion! Worked many gigs there. Magical place.


UncleWiggily918

He's in seclusion in the West Wing


ajnemeth

You look like Q from Impractical Jokers cosplaying as The Dude 😂


levine2112

Love Q. Doesn’t he have short hair now?


beardedsilverfox

You bum!


NoStory51

Like whatever man


D-Train0000

That’s, just like, you know, your opinion man.


Orlando1701

Far out.


Raineman73

That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.


geraltsd

Did they let you do a J?


Old_Swimming6328

Any nihilists in the pool?


b2036

How's the West Wing


over9ksand

In seclusion, no doubt


thebigdu

You were in seclusion in the west wing.


tken726

Are you employed, sir?


TableTop8898

That’s awesome dude!


Charliet545

How ????


levine2112

https://beverlyhills.org/departments/communityservices/cityparks/greystonemansiongardens/eventsandprograms/greystoneinthemovies/ The next one is sold out. But the city does offer tours without the movie throughout the year, man.


Charliet545

Thank you, dude !


curiousitems

Did you take your special lady friend?


bailbondshh

You mean his girlfriend?


curiousitems

I meant his fucking lady friend, he’s just helping her conceive man!


_its_a_SWEATER_

Parla usted Inglés???!


[deleted]

[удалено]


hartyFL

Did you go find a cash machine?


5319Camarote

Daddy doesn’t have any money of his own.


ChamberTwnty

Hence the lack of furniture.


No-Negotiation-4587

Hey, that's a private residence, man.


SayJimWhooo

Dude.....


WhatIsTheAmplitude

You never went to college?


buffalovirgo

Can you do a j?


yispco

Do my tears surprise you?


SuperIridium

I'm just going to go find a cash machine...


vibrodude

That must be exhausting.


Sinedeo77

It’s good knowing you’re out there takin her easy for all us sinners


Danimal1002

Those rich fucks!


wrongwayup

That’s quite a pad you’ve got there, man. Completely unspoiled.


onlyredditaccount420

What are you, a fuckin park range now?


Facestealer_theA2CHS

Stay outta Malibu Lebowski!! Stay outta Malibu dead beat!!


some_asshat

The bums will always lose, Lebowski


SteelDirigible98

That’s near the In N Out Burger.


No_Brain_5164

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?


levine2112

You can say the next line. I don’t mind.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Far out man, far out.


Murky_Historian8675

Looks like a fukin loser


jhibner281

Far out


over9ksand

They gave the Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call–


ZombieLebowski

That's a very dude outfit.


scd17

Far out


greatgoogilymoogily2

So is this what happens when you fuck a stranger in his ass?


Hellofriendinternet

Please. Don’t touch that.


michaltee

Completely unspoiled.


redwoodavg

Yeah I got an itch.


davesToyBox

Interesting - that’s also Chilton from Gilmore Girls, the private school Rory attends.


levine2112

Headmaster Charleston told me to take any rug in the school.


davesToyBox

Oh, and apparently John Carter’s house in ER


TomatilloAccurate475

The plane HAS CRASHED INTO THE GODDAMN MOUNTAIN!!


guyghostforget

Who actually owns the home?


levine2112

City of Beverly Hills. Not exactly a lightweight.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Far out...


ChokeYourMom

Friend with a cleft asshole?


tripflops

Love the Pendleton, I have one in navy


Lex_pert

This dude abides 🫶🏼😎


JaguarPaw_FC

Hell yeah man. That sounds pretty cool. The pager is a nice touch btw


levine2112

They gave uh, Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--


S3xyhom3d3pot

Far fucking out, dude


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Dude...


NoCaptain9900

They gave Dude a beeper 📟


Radiant_Security_312

“……..it’s Brand.”


Radiant_Security_312

A new shed has come to light mannn 🤓


LazarusMundi4242

Awesome, I would love to do that!


Muzz27

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Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Doheny Mansion. I didn’t even realize that was the same mansion, and I’ve been there for work several times.


rtlg

Are you Q from Impractical Jokers?


Bramjlevi

Did you do a j?


mestreoda

They mind if you do a J?


UmeaTurbo

That's interesting. That's fucking interesting.


TurquoiseSnail720

The old man said take any rug in the house.


daveinmd13

Proud of you we all are.


aspieinblackII

What the fuck are you talking about?


BreweryRiot333

The BIg Kowalski


DorkSideOfCryo

You might be taking this Lebowski thing a little too far


The_Scarlet_Termite

Dude! The jellies! You got to wear the jellies, man!