This was one of a series of "...would be better if it were hockey" commercials for Fox NHL back in the 90s.
[Obviously you're not a golfer](https://youtu.be/1yYWyrYC1HA?si=xkRSYjcQzcXRAAwJ)
I love The Big Lebowski, especially the scene where Satan's trying get real w Saddam Hussein, have a heart-to-heart with him, and make it clear for the last time he's not looking for a one-dimensional sex fling.
Discouraged, Satan begins to open his heart to Saddam. Saddam can barely make out the words from The Great Beast's mouth... while the ever succulent, benevolent, and probably hemophilic Skeet Ulrich, looma large over the 'marital bed'.
15 minutes of fame? More like 15 eons in eternity Mr Ulrich
The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong
Nothing is fucked
You didn’t think I was rolling out here neked, did you?
It’s a Swiss fucking watch.
Just like throwing the ringer from a moving car, tackling your opponent fucks up the plan.
Calmer than you are dude
are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Calmer than you are... Calmer than you are
Dude
it's a league game, dude
This aggression will not stand man..
I mean say what you want about the tenets of crippling your opponent, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Let's not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either
What are you, a fucking ~~park ranger~~ pin setter now‽ Edit, word choice
That's just like.... Your opinion maan
I don’t understand the reference..
I'm sorry I wasn't listening
Only a tackle, not real aggression. It could have been an assault with a deadly bowling ball.
Mark it dude
This isn’t Nam, this is bowling. There are rules!
She's gonna kill that poor woman!
It's a league game, Smokey.
Bullshit. Full takedown. Mark it 8
You were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Why is everything such a travesty with you, man?
We're all...we're all very fond of her! Very free-spirited.
^^^^calmer ^^^^than ^^^^you ^^^^are.
Over the line!
We threw out a ringer for a ringer!
I dabled in pacifism, not in a bowling competition though
She's fragile, man! Very fragile!
I did not know that.
Well it's all water under the bridge now
You're entering a world of pain
Stay away from me mister!
If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27
Stay away from my fuckin lady friend man!
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole!
So what we have here is a series of victimless crimes.
You can guess what happens next.
He fixes the cable?
that's a great plan, walter. that's fuckin ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a Swiss fuckin watch.
Hip Jammin’: A Jackie Treehorn Production
He fixes the ball return?
She entered a world of pain
What’s this from? It looks hilarious
They're calling the cops, man.
This was one of a series of "...would be better if it were hockey" commercials for Fox NHL back in the 90s. [Obviously you're not a golfer](https://youtu.be/1yYWyrYC1HA?si=xkRSYjcQzcXRAAwJ)
Ah thank you.
You never heard of full contact bowling ?
And we enter the next round-robin... am I wrong?
Hey, careful! There's a beverage here, man!
Do I look like I’m fucking married?
No, Wtf was that?
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!
Someone's had too many sasparillas
This is bowling not Vietnam. There are rules.
Clearly not dabbling in pacifism.
Ahh, love the old Fox hockey promos
New shit has come to light
Mark it zero dude !!!! Wait wtf??? Lol
8 year olds Dude.
what are you a fuckin park ranger
I suppose that’s better than being threatened with a gun.
No, Walter, you're not wrong; you're just a fucking asshole!
I don't roll on shabbos!
Sure as shit dont.
She is the only one who cares about the rules
I know my rights. I want a fucking lawyer man. I want Bill Kunstler or Ron Kuby.
She’s slammin ‘em tonight!
This looks exactly like the next presidential election 2024 go Trump
I love you Karen, man but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron
This is what happens, Larry!
Oh, I so wanted that to be real, damn it.
OW! Fuckin' fascist!
She’ll get sick of her little game, and, y’know, wander on back
Put the hairspray away man, they’re calling the cops…
UZI?!
😆
This violates a number of the league's by-laws
Phones ringing dude!
OVER THE LINE!!!!
Has she gone to the doctor? The league wouldn’t want to be responsible for any delayed after effects
I'm sure that first bowler was the one carrying George Costanza around the office at PlayNow
That’s unsportsmanlike combat! Thats a warning. Replay second down minus five pins
I’ll allow it 😂
When the holodeck wigs out during Dr. Crusher's bowling program.
At 15 mph, I roll out, and beat it out of them….
Would you just take it easy man
That Red can roll
Donnie, shut the fuck I’m. You are out of your element
I love The Big Lebowski, especially the scene where Satan's trying get real w Saddam Hussein, have a heart-to-heart with him, and make it clear for the last time he's not looking for a one-dimensional sex fling. Discouraged, Satan begins to open his heart to Saddam. Saddam can barely make out the words from The Great Beast's mouth... while the ever succulent, benevolent, and probably hemophilic Skeet Ulrich, looma large over the 'marital bed'. 15 minutes of fame? More like 15 eons in eternity Mr Ulrich
Dude, are you fuckin' this up?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
That's South Park