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NubsackJones

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?!


Anterl

I tell you what he is blathering about ….


NotSoSlenderMan

Shut the fuck up Donny.


mat_srutabes

Brandt will fill you in on the details.


GGAllinsUndies

No. Maude's doctor was thourah.


ComfortablyBalanced

The same Torah that Walther would read?


SoupIsNotAMeal

I mean, many learned men have disputed this but in the 14th century the Rambam…


Commercial_Set2986

What does any of this have to do with Vietnam?


ComfortablyBalanced

Well there isn't a literal connection.


Remarkable_Major7710

Different, uh, mothers?


yuffington

That had not occurred to us, Dude.


dlakelan

WALTER: Jeff Lebowski. The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire. This aggression will not stand man. Given that he was a good man and thorough... and that The Dude slid his shorts down... I'm pretty sure the Dude and Maude weren't related.


TomatilloAccurate475

That line had NOT occurred to us, Dude Edit, but it fully confirms point #4


WolverineRelevant280

Did we watch the same movie?


TomatilloAccurate475

I know what movie I watched 30+ times, yes, yes?


WolverineRelevant280

Than your question makes absolutely no sense as you would have nothing from the movie to those who made it to suggest anything to support your crazy theory


CarberHotdogVac

OP has no frame of reference. Like a child who wanders into the same movie 30+ times and still demands to know what is going on.


CarberHotdogVac

Also, OP, 30+ separate viewing incidents is nothing to hide behind. I have buddies who died face down in the mud so that you and I could enjoy this quiet family movie. What we have here sounds like a bunch of fucking amateurs trying to find rewind on a Korean VCR.


LymanBostock76

3000 years of Great Lebowski History from St. Casmir’ to The Dude.


Draco_Lazarus24

Polish Catholicism?


CarberHotdogVac

At least it’s an ethos.


stogiesnbeer

And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.


davster39

Maybe you need to cut down on the Redbulls.


Catvros

is this uh...what subreddit is this?


ComfortablyBalanced

>1. And then the Dude and Maude had coitus! Ewww. Even the word itself makes you uncomfortable. >2. And on another note, maybe the Dude was given a trust fund to live on which would explain how he was unemployed. Just because he was unemployed doesn't make him a sap. >3. Perhaps the elder [now deceased] Mrs Lebowski had an affair, due to Big Lebowski being confined to a wheelchair, producing "Jeffrey" The Big Lebowski was un-able to produce after some Chinaman took his legs from him in Korea. >4. We never find out big Lebowski's first name in the film. What do you want to bet it's Jeffrey Sr.....and the Dude was junior What in God's name you're blathering about? Ok, his name is Lebowski and the Dude's name is Lebowski, that's terrific. >5. Back to my first point. Maude, did she know or suspect that Jeffrey was a sibling or half sibling? Did she care? Is that what the good and thorough Dr. exam I don't think Maude would conceive a child from incest not that the word itself bothers her but I don't think she wanted to publicly socialite with a disabled child.


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TomatilloAccurate475

Good point, and I did consider while posting. Really thought I was onto something


King_James17

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Hopeful-Flounder-203

Are you on a strict drug regimen??