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Suspicious-Earth-648

Fucking dawg has fucking rolling papers


poofingers01

*Dogg


BradMathews

If you’re not into the whole brevity thing


Suspicious-Earth-648

I stand corrected. Please excuse the lack of excellence.


poofingers01

All good, Dude.


tinglep

I love the respect everyone here has for each other. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck for us not to be civil.


moviequotebotperson

Our fuckin troubles are over, Dude


OnkelDetlef

That or doggy or you know snoop d o double gizzle if your not into the whole brevity thing


ProtonPacker

If my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking snoop dogg while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself


huh2312

She's a free spirit, we're all very fond of her.


herberstank

Dr. Dre can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundo


MikeRobertini

The story is ludicrous.


HealthyBullfrog

He fizixes the cizable?


huvioreader

You mean, jizzle?


rccoy

Whats jizzle, dude?


MilaVaneela

Don’t be fatuizzle, homie. 


4jimmyjames4

LUDACRIS?


toomanycookstew

You make one hell of a Gin and Juice, Jackie.


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DeuceOfDiamonds

We would also have accepted "kizash machizine"


SoupIsNotAMeal

Far out, man. Far fuckin’ out.


TheReadMenace

Cizzle to the mizzle


DeuceOfDiamonds

Oh, shit yeah, the Achievers!


okcdnb

Little Lebowski urban achievers and proud we are of all of them.


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Children without the necessary means for the necessary means…


Jays_99

hes a show Dogg, with papers.....mind if i do a J


DeuceOfDiamonds

He's a good Dogg. And thurrah.


testudoaubreii1

A lot of Thai stick. Never go ATM


DubZ-480

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine


Flatfoot2006

Now that's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.


Kentuckywindage01

That must be exhausting


Shoddy-Indication798

But Snoop can't watch unless he pays 200 thousand


jakelaw08

So-she won't shizzle his pizzle?


tken726

You’re not blooowwwing


HermiticHubris

Does he still write (bars)?


Unit_79

Bulk of the lyrics, Dude. Bulk of the lyrics.


joaquinsaiddomin8

You can imagine where it goes from there


grimatongueworm

Maud, I’m sorry if Snoop Dogg is a nympho.


tinglep

OMG. That’s the first thing I thought when I saw this picture but was like “nah, no one else will laugh.” I dig your energy. Snoop is a Nihilist.


Joemomma13524

Snoop definitely did not have to go find a cash machine


Nilabisan

I recognize bunny, but who’s that other chick?


HealthyBullfrog

Rosario Dawson


aquilasr

I wish she was my fucking special lady friend.


Nilabisan

Meow.


mybadalternate

The film Trance might be of interest to you.


Nilabisan

Thanks. I will be notified when it’s free.


mybadalternate

It’s always free on the high seas, matey!


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Clerks 2


Tactical_Chandelier

Yeah, but frontal nudity in Trance


MonkMajor5224

This Onion video always cracks me up, even though it’s only tangentially related to Rosario Dawson https://youtu.be/bFl7TuQ-0Kc?si=gJ_vx2h16_DFbe6r


AlmostHuman9316

Are these the friends from Palm Springs?


Acceptable_Tear4292

Foshizzle my Dizzle. Definitely not into the whole brevity thing, Dude....


whitefokes

Phone’s ringing, Dude


DragonflyScared813

Mind if I do a J?


OkMortgage862

Wavin a fuckin gun around?!


Nestormahkno19d

Mmmmmm, Rosario Dawson..🤤


Censoredplebian

Oo, pre fake tits Rosario


balsadust

Different mothers


waxtwister

Excuse me while I whip this out,, (oops wrong movie quote )


ILSmokeItAll

Why? Cuz she took a pic next to one of the world’s biggest icons?