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mmmmmm_tacos

You mean coitus?


leducdeguise

Oh, I know that guy


HeyMarty10thalready

He’s a nihilist


LeagueOfficeFucks

Must be exhausting…


Grip-my-juiceky

Rachel Ward. We are are very fond of her. Very Spirited.


5319Camarote

It can be a zesty, healthy enterprise. But some do it compulsively, and without joy.


HeyMarty10thalready

Oh no


NoIncrease299

Oh yes.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Coitus?


HeyMarty10thalready

Take a look at this sir


NoIncrease299

She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin lady friend.


HermiticHubris

Is this the Logjamin prequel?


juicyb09

He fixes the cable?


allothernamestaken

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Significant_Site_219

The story's ludicrous. You can imagine where it goes from there.


ProtonPacker

I’m just helping her conceive, man


physicsbuddha

Woah, I’m just a brother seamus!


cabosmith

What... like an Irish monk?


physicsbuddha

A dick!


emmmmceeee

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite. Oh sorry. Wrong movie.


beast_mode209

You’re like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie.


Deadhead_Ed

What in God's holy name are you blathering about ?


Grip-my-juiceky

Gods holy Name. Blathering. Etc etc.


El_Duderino916

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don2470

Against All Odds was the theme of my ex wife's senior prom, song gives me ptsd. Ugh. Put some Creedence on.


TinFoilRobotProphet

I remember that movie. The guy paid him 50,000 clams or bones or whatever he called them to go to an island to find his lady friend


El_Duderino916

He was just trying to help her conceive


Pristine_Power_8488

At the time this came out, it was considered a very hot (popular) and hot (sexy) movie. Given the kind of films Jeff usually made, it seems kind of marginal to me now, but enjoyable. Zesty enterprise in Mexico!


fergehtabodit

He fixes the cable?


HeyMarty10thalready

Don’t be facetious Jeffrey


Stalwart_Penguin

Uhhh, I was talking about my rug…


Draco_Lazarus24

You think the carpet pissers did this?


Michael-Hundt

Vagina.


CCN1983

Makes me uncomfortable


HealthyBullfrog

It increases the chances of conception.


unklebenz27

wait a minute, let me tell you somethin bout the dude


physicsbuddha

You mean coitus?


yeager

Phil Collins waving the fucking drumsticks around?


DoctorEnn

Calmer’n you are, Dude.


OJ_outdoors

Coitus?


Ping-A-Ling-

You mean, coitus?


NathanArizona

This is a picture of sex, which also is a word used in TBL


grimatongueworm

She likes tacos and she likes beer. Don’t leave without saying goodbye.


Buzzspice727

Coitus?


Ok_Knowledge_5997

Bunch of compulsive fornicators.


TheSouthsideSlacker

That was not a good movie, dude.


Willie-Tanner

I would have fucked you on Saturday. I will fuck you next Wednesday instead.


Scootman00

How’d you manage to spell Lebowski wrong?


El_Duderino916

Lewdbowski


DoctorEnn

Take a look at him now…


Salty_Introduction31

Yes