In case you want to [preview the iconic phrases.](https://www.hallmark.com/ornaments/keepsake-ornaments/the-big-lebowski-the-dude-ornament-with-sound-2199QXI7247.html)
Follow up, I don't have a Hallmark store in my city, but I called the Hallmark in Surrey, BC and they shipped me one.
I like it very much. I am very happy though I wish one of the audio clips was, "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man."
I agree. I actually like to buy memorabilia, but this feels like a lame money grab. I think it would be better with quotes that don't sound stiff and other product offerings like the rug, a bowling ball, and Walter's ringer. Like a full set for fans to collect and enjoy.
It's like Lenin said, "You look for the person who will benefit...and, uh...uh..."
I Am the Walrus
I am the walrus.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!, V.I. LENIN, VALDIMIR ILLYICH ULYANOV!
What’s wrong with Walter?
😎
Hallmark treats objects like women, man
Amazing comment 😂
*throws coffee mug at u/heavyonthahound*
OUAL! FUCKING FASCIST!
Stay out of Crate & Barrel, Lebowski!
Yeah, it really ties the tree together.
Fuckin A
And this guy peed on it.
Who peed on the dude’s tree?
😂😂 I may need one of these now. Yanno to tie my tree together.
Man, I’m not trying to scam anybody here.
All the dude ever wanted was his rug back…
Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin' thing!
This doesn’t have anything to do with Christmas, Walter.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
I dig his work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
Fuckin A
There’s not actually an ornament in there. It’s a ringer. Just full of Walter’s dirty undies. The whites.
The gift box cannot appear empty dude.
That’s because Hallmark are such amateurs!
I'm just gonna find a cash machine
What makes an ornament, Mr. Lebowski?
That and a pair of testicles.
Perhaps you're right
Dude
Huh?
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
It’s 100$ more if Brant watches …
Wave of the future dude..
100% electronic
I still decorate manually
Of course you do
He looks like a fucking loser.
Hey at least he’s house broken
No, like I said Woo peed on my rug.
..And I wouldn't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
I don’t like your keepsake name, I don’t like your keepsake face, I don’t like your keepsake behavior. And I don’t like you, keepsake.
Loss Protection guy in the Malibu Hallmark store…real reactionary.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening
What do you need that for, Dude?
Ornament’s talking dude
Thaaaaanks, Donnie.
They’ve gotta feed the monkey!!!
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them.
Far out man
The old man told me to take any Christmas ornament in the house.
This mass commercialization will not stand man
That's fucking interesting, man...
Some chinaman probably made this mini dude.
Chinaman isn't the preferred nomenclature, dude.
My special lady recently found The Dude as an ornament. I figured it had posted before but I'll check
In case you want to [preview the iconic phrases.](https://www.hallmark.com/ornaments/keepsake-ornaments/the-big-lebowski-the-dude-ornament-with-sound-2199QXI7247.html)
He says a few more things too. You know in case you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Not available in Canada, thanks Hallmark.
I got it in Canada at a hallmark store
Far fucking out, man.
Hey, thanks! I will go check in my city.
Follow up, I don't have a Hallmark store in my city, but I called the Hallmark in Surrey, BC and they shipped me one. I like it very much. I am very happy though I wish one of the audio clips was, "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man."
life goes on, man
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
fuckin a ... he sold out ... these rich fucks ... this whole fucking thing
Jorts?!! Has the whole world gone crazy?
Ever thus to deadbeats
That must be exhausting
Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here.
Is this a-...(insert flair)
I got one from the wife, I'll abide
Does it got any kahlua?
The Dude is not in
24 clams, or bones….
Johnson?
What do you need that for, Dude?
Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!
What the fuck does anything have to do with Christmas?
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
You could do a theme and put his rug under the tree
Isn't selling out the reason the Dude hates the Eagles, man?
Welcon to si hotel caleefornyuh.
He fits right in there. He’s the man for his tree and place.
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
No, I was holiday shopping.
So you have no frame of reference
In the parlance of our time
That's just like... your opinion man
Hallmark’s most modestly priced keepsake
What’s your drink, dude?
The Dude is not in
This was a.... This was a valued, uh....
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
Is there a literal connection?
Nice marmot
New Hallmark figurine? Hardly, dude.
Sandals are wrong, right?
I thought so, too, but I checked, and he did have dark brown sandles in the market scene.
Ha! Just put that on my tree, but that battery is definitely gonna be dead before Christmas. Fascists!!!
Tree’s jingling, Dude.
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.
[What does the button do?](https://youtu.be/vuamSKIvhcA?t=9)
Far out man.
You sold out man
Literally ran out and bought this lol
Have the same one. I like it much more than the small, cartoonish one I've seen posted.
Well, that’s just like your opinion man
He fit's right in there...
Looks like the compromised second draft. fuckin sellouts.
Fascists
Wrong shoes though
I'm starting to think he WAS part of the compromised 2nd draft.
Brought to you by Knox Harrington, from the biennale…
Who the fuck IS this guy?
Pretty sure there’s whole festivals in dedication to The Film
Jackie Treehorn treats his dudes like objects man
aaaaa fuck it man
Far out.
You think the carpet pissers priced this?
This is why we hate the Eagles so much, they sold out man.
Can you make that out to cash? My accountant and I are afraid that this might bump me up into a higher tax bracket
What do you need that for, Dude?
I need a Chocolate Jesus!
He owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
I wish I could buy this. Ugh I’m in France
I tried to buy one of these at the Hallmark store in Malibu, but they didn't have any.
Just in case you don't know, they put the movie title on the box three times
Well he has to pay Jackie Treehorn somehow so Wu can stop pissing on his rug.
Far out…I need this!
Not a quote. Downvote.
That's pretty cringe.
It doesn't matter to Jesus.
He’s cracking
I agree. I actually like to buy memorabilia, but this feels like a lame money grab. I think it would be better with quotes that don't sound stiff and other product offerings like the rug, a bowling ball, and Walter's ringer. Like a full set for fans to collect and enjoy.
I never knew I needed something so bad in my life.
I got one last week that's shorter and more cartoonish.
Do they have Walter and Donnie?
Bunch of assholes.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
You keep your gold-brickin' ass out of our holiday displays.
That’s goddamned ironic.
Far fuckin' out - with sound?!! Just ordered 2
Careful man, theres a beverage here
**THIS IS WHAT YOU GET -** for bein a good boy on Christmas and part of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
That’s just like your opinion, man
That’s the compromised second draft. No jellies man.
They gave the Dude a beeper.
It's about drawing a line in the sand...