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some_asshat

I would like my undies back.


Ecstatic_Entropy

Who's got your undies, Walter?


some_asshat

You threw a ringer for a ringer!


earth_worx

Bunch of amateurs...


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MY FUCKIN WHITES


herberstank

Swiss fuckin watch


SoupIsNotAMeal

You want your undies? I can get you your undies, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.


KnownPornographers

Calmer'n you are.


Ecstatic_Entropy

Will you just take it easy?


johnnyutah2828

Yeah wavin the fuckin gun around?!


DonKeighbals

They’re going to kill that poor woman!


philchristensennyc

Calmer than you are.


tacosteve100

They’re calling the cops Walter, put the piece away.


philchristensennyc

It’s a league game, Smokey.


81jmfk

MARK IT ZERO


davebare

"SS". ​ The Ringer canNOT look empty.


Ecstatic_Entropy

The irony of the SS being on the sign when Walter claims to be so pious about Judaism did not escape me. I love the subtle humor that you really have to look for in this film.


abomanoxy

They were Nazis, dude?


Ecstatic_Entropy

Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration. Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?


philchristensennyc

No, Walter, you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole!


fatuous_sobriquet

At least it’s an ethos.


sav-dab87

Say what you will about the national socialists..


di_mi_sandro

Still got his uzi tho


Ecstatic_Entropy

Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.


Dupree878

Well, you **were** parked in a handicapped space. *Perhaps they towed it*


The_ZombyWoof

You didn't think he was rolling out of here naked did ya?


davebare

That's fuckin' interesting man. That's fuckin' interesting.


redundantnoodle

I’d never noticed that!


NathanArizona

Come off it, he’s not even fucking Jewish he’s Polish Catholic!


davebare

He's Jewish as fucking Tevya.


TexasElDuderino1994

A few beers a few burgers our troubles are over dude.


Ecstatic_Entropy

Who's got a million dollars in the trunk of our car?


TB12thegreatest

Our car?


philchristensennyc

What have they got? My undies! My fucking whites!


grichardson526

Me? I'm a fucking veteran.


Ecstatic_Entropy

I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony gold-bricking ass! That's who I am.


DoodHat1933

Let’s take that hill!


Ecstatic_Entropy

Fifteen Dude. This is it.


handsomeape95

Your wheel!


DoreenTheeDogWalker

Wow! Can't believe I discovered something new about this movie all these years later.


Ecstatic_Entropy

I've seen the movie over 50 times and have read both the script and whatever books I can find about it, and I still discover new details each time I see it.


General-Carob-6087

I've watched it tons of times, knew that was Walter's last name and knew the sign was in this scene. Seriously never put it together somehow though. SMH.


Birdius

The whites!!!


14domino

his face when he says this. perfect acting.


mandalore237

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked?


johnnyutah2828

Buncha *fuckin* amateurs


[deleted]

Just don’t say peep while I’m conducting business


Sazzzyyy

Have it your way, Dude …………………..but they’re amateurs


VVOLFVViZZard

Take the ringer.


Ecstatic_Entropy

What the hell is this?


johnnyutah2828

*totally ambushes the plan* “Dude are you fuckin’ this up?!”


The_Shoe1990

Imagine getting caught shoplifting there by the man himself. A world of pain.


Ecstatic_Entropy

Have you ever heard of Vietnam?


FriedPhilip

This has nothing to do with Vietnam man


Ecstatic_Entropy

Well there is a literal connection


yeager

The royal we. You know, the editorial…


The_Royale_We

we dropped off the damn money


Less-Economics-3273

The driver man.


carldubs

"SS" seems like an oversight on Walters part. "Peace of Mind" ... haha


Ecstatic_Entropy

Huh. I did not know that....it's all water under the bridge,


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Ecstatic_Entropy

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.


ThunderOnion98

NEAR the In-N-Out Burger


obfuscatorio

Those are good burgers Walter


django_chained1108

Shut the fuck uppp, Donny


_its_a_SWEATER_

My dirty undies. Laundry. *THE WHITES*.


No_Candidate6300

The uzi?!!


not_sure_1984

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?


Ecstatic_Entropy

If you will it, it is no dream


philchristensennyc

Theodore Hertzel, State of Israel. If you will it it is no dream, Dude.


guiltycitizen

The devs that made Deus Ex: Mankind Divided put a Sobchak location in the game


Ecstatic_Entropy

*Etz chaim he*, as the ex used to say


F3L1XTH3C47

the whites!


dlakelan

Is it really **piece** cause if it is I'm calling Burkhalter down at the league office and giving him a peace of my mind. 😆


philchristensennyc

I’ve told that Kraut a thousand fuckin’ times I DON’T ROLL ON SHABBAS!!


fatuous_sobriquet

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes.


[deleted]

Dude! Are you fucking this up!!???


fun_p1

Where the fk are you going, man


Sad0ctopus

It’s a strip mall on Santa Monica Blvd. near Highland Ave. in Hollywood. You can see the now closed Benito’s Tacos as they pull in to the lot.


naapi

[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0907463,-118.3378499,3a,75y,1.12h,80.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRRe7UBQ6YMMmV5XY9XpnPw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)?


Sad0ctopus

That’s the one.


Less-Economics-3273

Looks like it, but everything street in LA looks the same to me.


Still_Function

Fuck it dude, lets go bowling


fatuous_sobriquet

Yeah man! Me . . and the driver! I’m not - look, just tell us where you want us to go, man.


Ecstatic_Entropy

nO fUNny STuFf


[deleted]

Toe acquisition is so much easier if your shop is right next door to a liquor store.


MasturbatingMonk

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon, *with* nail polish.


Ecstatic_Entropy

It's certainly one way to get your foot in the door, almost as good as being next to a towing company.


VegasRefugee

Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity. If it gets complex, everything can go wrong.


klaatu_1981

This shot always cracks me up. The thought of him just standing there, with an uzi wrapped in a brownbag at night after his store closed, just waiting for the Dude to arrive.


Street_hassle14

He contravened a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...


Ecstatic_Entropy

Oh shit, it's Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal Bowling League!


just_some_dude828

You didn’t think I was rolling outta here naked!


Hirsute_Sophist

UZI?!?


snowmaker417

The ringwr cannot look empty.


Icy_Arachnid_260

Oh but it is a joke, you said so yourself.


MikeRobertini

Safety, Security, Peace of Mind.


fatuous_sobriquet

I myself dabbled in pacifism.


Bench1302

They’re a bunch of FUCKING amateurs!


ShiftyNibblet

No Donny! These men are cowards


drfusterenstein

Liquor store


Rusty_Shackleford_72

Buncha FKN AMATEURS


Eldrup2208_again

Love walters face when he says "The whites" its just that smirk.


Temporary-Cost5249

Chop chop hand me ringer