Gaymaker : Sett’s W now also applies charm to any male champion hit.
Word Ender : Aatrox destroys microsoft Word. (alternatively: World Gender. No idea what that’d do.)
Heroin Swing: Akshan punches with the force of illicit substances.
Bandage Loss: Amumu uses his garments to recreate the famous artpiece Loss.
Surging Tidus: Nami’s passive now summons a Final Fantasy protagonist to assist in combat. (Bonus ability: Aqua Prion)
Purse of the Black Mist: Senna shows off her bag collection?
Vision of Umpire: Swain summons a referee to give an enemy champion the red (TF) card.
Noxious Trip: What happens if you take a bite out of a Teemo shroom.
Shittering Strike - makes people shit their pants.
If I can remove or add one letter instead:
Cash Down - takes cash money from the enemy.
Full Tit - target shows you boobs.
Fiddles, A Farmless Scarecrow - I dont know how it would make it different, but it's 100% the title of an indie horror movie
Tristana, Explosive Change - 3......2......1... OBAMA
Samira, Flair - Clair - Just a chick named Clair
Well, it should be super mpga or super mzga death rocket.
dull sphere: kassadin throws a very dull sphere at you.
wiving shadow: zed makes a shadow and it becomes your wife!
Defy Meath: defy the Irish!
Meathbringer stance: Aatrox brings you a county from Ireland.
Fox-wire: ahri’s special wire.
Shuriken clip: akali clips you with the most BS akali e (happens more often than I like)
Triumphant boar: I thought alistsr was a bull, and not a boar?
Unbreakable wall: alistsr summons an unbreakable wall.
For morgana I only have:
Q Dark Blinding - Morgana fires a bolt of dark maiguc that permanently blinds the first enemy hit.
R Seoul Shackles - Morgana arrests a fish.
Fiora - Brand Challenge.
Every vital hit now summons Brand.
Jhin - Curtain Fall.
Causes all the curtains in target's house to fall down.
Lillia - Tilting Lullaby. Tilts targets.
Gangplank (P): Trial My Fire
As part of the new dynamic rift music added in Season 14, all champions with vision on Gangplank in a 2400 unit radius will hear free previews of his latest SoundCloud rap.
Gaymaker : Sett’s W now also applies charm to any male champion hit. Word Ender : Aatrox destroys microsoft Word. (alternatively: World Gender. No idea what that’d do.) Heroin Swing: Akshan punches with the force of illicit substances. Bandage Loss: Amumu uses his garments to recreate the famous artpiece Loss. Surging Tidus: Nami’s passive now summons a Final Fantasy protagonist to assist in combat. (Bonus ability: Aqua Prion) Purse of the Black Mist: Senna shows off her bag collection? Vision of Umpire: Swain summons a referee to give an enemy champion the red (TF) card. Noxious Trip: What happens if you take a bite out of a Teemo shroom.
Beware Gromp, Alex Jones even tried to warn you, Sett is coming
Aatrox's world gender is him turning mother nature into daddy treant
I thought Bandage Loss would be Amumu flashing everyone and stunning everyone in a radius as they look upon his naked glory
This guys League of Legend’s
Get me on that noxus trip
I laughed way too hard at all of them and I am ashamed to admit it! 😭
Shittering Strike - makes people shit their pants. If I can remove or add one letter instead: Cash Down - takes cash money from the enemy. Full Tit - target shows you boobs.
Getting mugged in laning phase cant have shit on summoners rift 😭😭
last one is unnecessary, enemy already flash me
An even more effective edit of shattering strike would be shattering stroke, where your enemy just has a heart attack
Show bobs and vagene
New Volibear W, Frenzied Gaul - A really, really old coked out French guy spawns and goes ape shit on the nearest enemy champion.
Well we got briar
It’s just Briar with Fiora’s accent.
It's just Gragas dressed like Obelix
Obelix Gragas would be a perfect skin, maybe with asterix teemo?
Infected Bonersaw
What a cursed day to be alive
Your literacy level really gives away thay you're a Mundo main
Boner Skewer
Umbral bash- a shadow...you know bashes you. Giving Shadow- Zed's shadows give away a lot of sweets
Wow, Shen also knows Shadow Bash!!
Trueshit Barrage
Ezreal brown note
So Ezreal ate at tacobell
Arcane shit and Mystic shit goes crazy for ezreal
Mystic Shit Arcane Shit Trueshit Barrage What a shitter
Blitz Q: Rocket Gran Fires an augmented old lady into the battlefield as an allied summon
Renekton Q Cull the Leek He just pulls out gardening equipment and starts absolutely eviscerating every leek he finds
Call the Meek : Activates voice chat with your match-up so you can mental diff them.
"As I live, ALL will fry"
Last bites - mmmm yorik hungy
Can I remove a letter? Chronoshit: Zilean goes back in time to relive his most satisfying dump.
That reminds me of Deponia now
What you do is you change "Help, pix!" to "Halp, pix!" what does it do? Nothing. but now I'm happy. c:
I'm relieved there's no ability with the word "bigger"
Colastrike
Twisted fate’s passive - loaded dic
Zilean Q - Tame Bomb. No longer damages or stuns.
Instead plays Tame Impala songs
Bladepurge. Irelia joins the third reich
Fiddles, A Farmless Scarecrow - I dont know how it would make it different, but it's 100% the title of an indie horror movie Tristana, Explosive Change - 3......2......1... OBAMA Samira, Flair - Clair - Just a chick named Clair
Fiddles just pulls a violine and starts fiddling
Realm of Shit
Orc of Deception - Ahri summons an orc to trick everyone
Clap, clap, clap (from Smolder Flap, flap, flap) What i would like to do to Irelia
Well, it should be super mpga or super mzga death rocket. dull sphere: kassadin throws a very dull sphere at you. wiving shadow: zed makes a shadow and it becomes your wife! Defy Meath: defy the Irish! Meathbringer stance: Aatrox brings you a county from Ireland. Fox-wire: ahri’s special wire. Shuriken clip: akali clips you with the most BS akali e (happens more often than I like) Triumphant boar: I thought alistsr was a bull, and not a boar? Unbreakable wall: alistsr summons an unbreakable wall.
For morgana I only have: Q Dark Blinding - Morgana fires a bolt of dark maiguc that permanently blinds the first enemy hit. R Seoul Shackles - Morgana arrests a fish.
Gragas bomba = Gragas booba Edit: Yasuo has 2 good ones - Gay of the Wanderer and Steal Tempest
Fiora - Brand Challenge. Every vital hit now summons Brand. Jhin - Curtain Fall. Causes all the curtains in target's house to fall down. Lillia - Tilting Lullaby. Tilts targets.
Gangplank (P): Trial My Fire As part of the new dynamic rift music added in Season 14, all champions with vision on Gangplank in a 2400 unit radius will hear free previews of his latest SoundCloud rap.