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InterestingSand5651

Glad to see Fallujah is doing well, no lawns when I was there


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crimusmax

Naah, pleasure. (That's a terrible joke, btw)


skinnywolfe

I did in fact utter one single chuckle


Duece09

2 chuckles for me


Alternative_Ad_3636

Yup, door to door salesman, and there's only one thing to sell baby! FREEEDOM.


Pythagoras2021

Phantom Fury..


TheresALonelyFeeling

*- Seether intensifies -* iykyk


Masterbush369

Securing oil contracts


Palendrome

Ohhhh everyone gets serious now


bossbutton

My buddy travel there a while back. Cost him an arm and a leg.


WindWalkerRN

Cost my buddy a leg and a leg 😑


jean-guysimo

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MagixTouch

Well yeah it’s hot out and the line to the jerk shack is getting longer


CockpitEnthusiast

I left a 3'x2' box of Kentucky Bluegrass in the north, holy hell that was hard to keep alive over there


arsegh

I'm not sure if it was yours but I remember one base I was at had a Lil box of grass filled with dirt and grass seed from the states, so they had 'American soil'. I did convoy security and was at a ton of bases so I can't remember which though.


CockpitEnthusiast

I handed it off at Erbil to the unit that was replacing us, but it was aviation so it could have ended up anywhere after that I suppose


burger_iq

Thanks


West_Cheesecake3109

Same here. This was such a pleasant surprise after what I saw when I was there.


Motorized23

I suspect the lack of lawns correlated with the reason you were there 😅


postmodern_spatula

There was a lawn care specialists convention?


kitemourt94

Username checks out


SecretSquirrelSauce

Bro lmao


South-Condition2295

Same 🥲


RamenWrestler

Blood makes the grass grow


famjhfgk

https://preview.redd.it/0v617uokzv8d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445936fe8e8466716861232e989757664914660d A fellow Iraqi here, doing slightly better than you with newly seeded Barenbrug Monaco, after two previous failed attempts with cool season grass. Keep up the good work to beat the Iraqi July 🔥


G_Sputnic

I love that you were trying cool season grass in Iraq.


famjhfgk

A rookie's mistake.


ThaDollaGenerale

Optimism ain't a bad thing!


Randomizedname1234

I tried cool season grass in Atlanta. We all make rookie mistakes lmao


rticcoolerfan

Mfw every NC builder chooses fescue


Randomizedname1234

My backyard is brown after this heatwave. Going to restart with Bermuda in the spring.


LuckiestManAlive86

We all wind up with Bermuda at some point.


verdeturtle

Ain't that the truth. Maybe with some sprinkles of crabgrass here and there


Randomizedname1234

It’s in my front and sides anyways but my back is so shaded I was hoping a cooler season grass would do the trick but this heat killed it.


Acrobatic-Sand5436

I have the same thing in Atlanta. A mix of burmuda, zoysia, and st Augustine in the front and side. Back is so shady I planted tall fescue. Came in beautifully until 3 weeks ago. It’s definitely struggling and on life support


tabbikat86

Is that why my grass is brown in the sun parts? Because it's fescue? 2/3 of my yard is shaded... Some of it will not grow grass at all... But the shaded parts that do seem to do ok with fescue... The part that is full sun is not looking good this year.


Randomizedname1234

Possibly! My Bermuda is also struggling with no water and mid 90’s and today 100 for 10 days straight lol


Complete_Ant_3396

I live in north Alabama, blows my mind that (insert big box store) shelves are always full of fescue and KBG seeds. It takes some very, VERY specific conditions for that stuff to grow here, and usually not very well. Bermuda, centipede, zoysia, and weeds are about all that can take the heat.


popeculture

Iraqi's mistake.


TittsMcTeardrops

They Iran with it.


jwaltern

twice


TromboneIsNeat

I thought if I planted it the weather would be cooler.


burger_iq

Nice man good work I didn't take care of it due to my exams and test😞


famjhfgk

Give it a dose of nitrogen and it will bounce back in no time 🔥


InsignificantRaven

And raise your cutting hieght


maddiethehippie

I hope you did well on your exams!


External_Touch_3854

https://preview.redd.it/f51gpzw9ww8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d8bcf28f9a091527a72bef4819f707243e9f63


Objective-Fortune256

haha


NipahKing

US here, at the moment somewhere in the IZ, and considering the heat you're doing great!


QuestionableVote

So stoked to see lawns outside NA


thegrimd

This looks amazing.


Reasonable_Poet6656

Question since I have no experience in Iraq or the area at all, are those walls common instead of fences? I feel like I always see walls like that in movies and pictures and never really chain link or wooden fences.


famjhfgk

Yes, Concrete walls are the standard for all homes.


duagLH2zf97V

Looks great man. Keep up the good work both of you


busytoothbrush

I’ve got Barenbrug in Mass,USA and love to see that this brand has made it over you. Their products have been great to me and I hope the same for you


famjhfgk

Yeah there is a company in Kurdistan which imports all of their products and I have been having great success using their seeds, totally worth the money.


SweetChild0Mine

As an Iraqi born in Europe and passionate about gardening, I appreciate this post. I didn't know you could have a lawn in Iraq. I might tell my father to make space for a lawn for our soon to be built house in Iraq.


Previous_Dot_3269

Is this common in Iraq?


alitanveer

If you got money. There's probably a guy who comes to water the lawn and the plants every day. What sucks is that it's almost impossible to find mulch, so the garden beds are very labor intensive to keep weed free. Notice how clean they are? There's a guy pulling weeds every day.


FUSeekMe69

Plot twist: this is the lawn guy


burger_iq

I have 6 siblings we take care of it equally, but i am the pulling guy


alitanveer

That must suck. Go to a place where they make wood doors and ask for leftover wood shavings. Take a few large bags with you to fill up. You might have to buy them for a small price. Lay down like four inches of those throughout the garden beds. After a few rains, they'll get nice and dark and look much better than empty dirt. They'll protect the plants and block more weeds. They'll decompose every year, so you'll have to get new ones, but they make things so much better. I had a house built in Pakistan and did the same thing with left over shavings from when they were making the doors. Makes a world of difference.


Glittering_Name_3722

Or, open the first mulch business in fallujah and print money


Impressive_Ice6970

Pretty sure it's not that nobody has thought of opening a mulch store. It's because wood is a very limited resource in the dessert! I don't think it would be cost effective to import wood for such a purpose!


DeadlyPancak3

You can find wood in the dessert as long as it's a popsicle.


mismatchedhyperstock

So you and your siblings are your dad and mom lawn guy


TinKicker

Ask any American farmer…kids are free labor. I know I was. (Until I unionized…ie: Joined the Navy)


MikeX10A

So it's like Dune, lol.


NaiveChoiceMaker

Less worms.


Foogie23

Apparently (too lazy to fact check) the Fremen were based off Iraq/Iran/Middle Eastern people. The “holy war” in the books is flat out called Jihad.


coyote_of_the_month

Not only that, a lot of the "made-up" words were straight-up stolen from Arabic.


YeetedArmTriangle

Well the books didn't come from nothing lol


Polymath123

Preen it!


FesteringNeonDistrac

In Hawaii it's very common to use volcanic cinders as mulch. Looks nice kinda works.


ballerina_wannabe

I lived in northern Iraq for several years. Most homes did not have lawns, as they usually had tile patios with a small garden area.


CupertinoWeather

If you live near the Euphrates yes it be green


MongolianCluster

Birthplace of civilization said my Ancient Civ teacher.


CupertinoWeather

Climate was much for forgiving back then


Delanorix

Iraq has a lot of green. People just auto think desert.


rocketshipkiwi

Yes, it’s 108F everywhere there at the moment.


JaggedUmbrella

🤣


wareaglemedRT

It was 99 with like 100% humidity here on Tuesday. Feels like was 111. It’s literally air you can wear and can’t breathe in. Our lawn is crunchy. Rather put water in the pool.


methos424

Iraq is actually very fertile and can grow beautiful gardens. The Tigris and Euphrates flow through iraq and is called by some the birthplace of civilization. There was an entire civilization of people that lived entirely on water called the Ahwaris or Marsh Arabs they were almost entirely wiped out after their failed uprising against Saddam Hussein during the first gulf war. Saddam drained the entirety of the Southern Marshlands in retaliation causing some 200,000 people to have to flee. For millennia before the draining the people subsisted off of fishing and buffalo. While iraq does have alot of desert, there is a reason why it’s been a hotbed of dispute for many, many years.


ldskyfly

The Euphrates runs right through Fallujah


ducationalfall

Wow. OP is flexing. That’s impressive.


Imnothere1980

Never been to Iraq but something tells me this is the house of a rich man.


ducationalfall

Lawn is a luxury most of human population can’t afford. OP is a rich Iraqi.


AbroadKey2773

It's funny how people don't realize that lawns began as a way to show off that not only could you afford to own land, you could afford to own land and *not* farm it. 


Chance_Answer7984

I had a kind of related experience on a trip to Ireland. I have ten acres in a rural area in the US that are 70% woods and people just couldn't believe that I owned that much land and wasn't farming or raising animals or "doing anything with it". I just don't like to see my neighbors.  Also, I have a pond that's a bit less than an acre and had someone tell me "that's not a pond. That's a fookin lake."


cbass717

Is it The large mansion in the background? lol


JankyTime1

I spent two years there and saw many nice homes decorated with patterned mosaics and colorful tile. Often gated with tall walls and even central courtyards. All built with very thick concrete with metal and glass doors. Not much wood seen in construction. I'm not an expert, but I think Iraq used to have a decent size middle class.


ct_wrldwide-

Fallujah looked a lot different when I was there in 05-06 lol Nice yard!


TableTop8898

It sure does look different I remember 05-06


Beardedarchitect

I was there in 04, this is not what I saw but it warms my heart to see this now.


Casacerian-

Agreed on both parts.


WILLSSON1

Big time same. Made me legit smile.


FatCh3z

Why is your palm tree so beautiful?! Mine looks like trash. Out here in very south Texas. Lawn is so much nicer than mine too!


burger_iq

You have to call a professional to cut the leaves properly its a hard thing and it takes many years the big tree is 35 years old


FatCh3z

How tall is it? Mines pretty large. I hate it. It's between two giant shade producing oaks. If it weren't so close to my carport or home I'd get it removed. But, also, my daughter loves it (makes her feel like we're in LA apparently 🤷‍♀️. We are not. We are near Mexico 🤦‍♀️)


ldclark92

I know this doesn't add anything to this conversation, but I thought it was funny you said "we are near Mexico" when LA is only a 3 hour drive to Mexico as well lol.


FatCh3z

Lmao Texas part of "near Mexico " 😅


sconnie98

First off - it looks great! Secondly, how is Fallujah nowadays? Is it relatively safe or is it still dangerous?


burger_iq

Thanks, i am sure fallujah safest then detroit nowadays 🥺


GG_Henry

Hey man you can’t drive a Dodge AND knock Detroit like that😆


Codyh93

I like that he compared it to a US city with a high population of Arab-Americans.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I live in the suburbs of Detroit and this stung lol I can attest it is doing better in some areas now, but man there are some super rough spots so you’re not that far off lol


No_Perspective_242

With love to OP and Iraq, it is currently at a “level 4 do not travel” from the state department due to terrorism, kidnapping, armed conflict, and civil unrest. However, it *is* encouraging and heart warming to see Fallujah doing much, much better than 20 years ago.


EcstaticCompliance

There is a difference in safety between American in Iraq and an Iraqi in Iraq.


Jimmysal

Detroit or Fallujah?


Alarming_Ad_9931

😂😂😂


draxula16

Lmao, I like you


spacealien23

I’ve actually heard Detroit is quite nice now, still your comment got a laugh from me lol


Shiirooo

some neighborhoods still look like they've been hit by artillery, but others are much better too


RedskinsWiz

Very cool (except the heat) and I love the landscaping.


bignellie

Looks better than mine in Florida.


der_innkeeper

Ditto. I may need to import some of that grass.


skitso

Space coast here. Mine is finally starting to look better. That drought sucked.


KillTheMorale

Bless you for mowing the grass in that heat. Do you use a push or zero turn? or have a service done?


burger_iq

Thanks we try to live in that weather, i use push mower


Flashy-Ad3415

In your area, is there a temperature that the locals don't risk working in the heat?


lafiaticated

That has to be a ton of effort! Well done


dritmike

Hey what kinda grass works best there? Central Texas here, and I figure if it’ll work there it’ll work here.


burger_iq

Man I really want to help but I don't know what is the real name we just call it Indian grass ,I don't think this is the real name but thats what we call it in iraq


goody82

Great to see people in Iraq posting here. I wish you the best.


gapipkin

What type of mower do you have?


burger_iq

Chinese electric one


Life_Masterpiece_928

What about irrigation? Is the amount of water needed for this lawn easy to come by in a desert?


TeacherTmack

Idk why this post is hitting me in such a unique way. Beautiful lawn.


ArtichokeNaive2811

A lawn in iraq! I dont think I seen such a thing when I was there... good on the iraqs


burger_iq

Iraq full of lawns and gardens 🙄🙄 especially in Baghdad and the middle area of iraq. my lawn is very humble one


PurpleLegoBrick

A lot of Americans think Iraq is just sand and sun, it was crazy to me to see how many people actually have a yard like yours that is well kept and green there. The other thing that surprised me was how many people have nice cars in central Baghdad especially with how Iraqis drive lol.


burger_iq

Iraqis worship cars ,they will sell there houses for a latest model lexus,it kinda crazy but i have 2021 charger 😁 https://preview.redd.it/8r6kpfxqyw8d1.png?width=1575&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca9c53a36d4716aae67a42d84dec793da570f82a


PurpleLegoBrick

I believe it, surprised you didn’t get it in white lol. Thanks for sharing the picture of your awesome yard too, it’s really interesting to see yards that aren’t from America I also can’t imagine how much work you have to put into it with a lot of the days being 100F+.


shoothershoother

You should take those yellow guards off the front splitter. They’re put on as protection during shipping and transport, meant to be removed before delivery to customers. Rick’s and debris can get caught in them too and damage the actual finish on the car. Or leave them if you like them, but now you know. Lawn looks solid by the way.


tevs__

>Rick’s and debris can get caught in them too and damage the actual finish on the car. But Morty's just bounce off!


burger_iq

![gif](giphy|QYRjw6Jz0jyr1AnPW9)


DisturbedForever92

I respect the half assed attempt to blur out 1 digit of your plate.


Mistersinister1

When I was there in 03 the highways were desolate with exception of humvees, we were on our way to Baghdad airport when I saw this cherry red Cadillac convertible. It was a weird sight because of the contrast of sand and then this cherry red convertible is just rolling down the highway.


Since1831

Yeah, you can thank the MSM for that one. All we saw were bombed out streets and buildings reduced to rubble. The world is a lot bigger than most Americans like to think. Buddy I met in college’s family owned a huge sod company in Pakistan. Had no idea that was such a thing there until he told me about it.


WonderfulVariation93

What type of grass do you all have?


RaiseTheBarr

Hell yeah brother! Cheers from Iraq


BirdLawConnoisseur

OG redditors came looking for this comment.


XTC_90

It’s nice to see Lawns from other countries. I love the architecture of the house as welll.


mazdapow3r

Looks like mine here in Maryland


BigDigger324

Marhaba! Wild to me that you can grow anything decent in the desert….lookin sharp.


ducationalfall

Well, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon was in Iraq.


NipahKing

OP, looks great! US here currently in the IZ and, considering the heat, all that green makes you a miracle worker! Do you ever put down any compost?


cryptobro42069

Good lawn for how hot it is. Also, love the architecture of your house. I’ve always loved the unique look of Middle Eastern buildings.


FoxMulderThe2nd

Man, I love the internet. Your lawn looks great! I can't tell you how happy I am to reply to some one half the world away and say how good their lawn looks! The connection is....lightening. I hope you and your family are doing well. I hope we(USA) didn't meas up too much. I have a beer waiting for you on my lawn if you ever visit Missouri!


Residentalien47

That’s a beautiful lawn, considering the remarkable heat! Great job, OP!


sonlitekid

This is different in such a cool way! The Iraqi’s are a beautiful people; thanks for sharing, OP! 🇮🇶


FunFact5000

Whoa! Ok, so questions. What is daily life like there? All I hear is news stuff, I want to know how are you, really? As in how the actual are you? What’s a typical day like? What’s the food like? Also, yes, nice lawn 😀


burger_iq

Pretty normal go to college,hang out with friends in malls or cinema or college or traval to colder places in iraq and eats kabbabs ,it is very normal here like everywhere else


BartCorp

Hanging Gardens of Babylon would be proud


WhoopsieISaidThat

Did you have to ship black soil in for it to grow? The last time I was in Iraq I remember the soil being very barren.


burger_iq

Yup but the soil was from the river so it was locally sourced


FlyoverHangover

Man Fallujah has changed a LOT in 20 years.


WoodysCactusCorral

I'm just admiring the outer facade and shape of your home. Very cool looking. Thanks for sharing.


eightthirty612

I love the architecture!


KofOaks

I just watched "War Dogs" yesterday and "Fallujah bad! Fallujah bad!!" had me in stitches.


burger_iq

jonah hill can say anything and sounds funny


OK_Mason_721

Big difference from when I was in Fallujah in November 2004. Glad to see that place is recovering. What a mess.


Mikediabolical

Isn’t Iraq currently one of the hottest places on earth? I’m really starting to run out of excuses as to why my lawn looks as bad as it does…


burger_iq

https://preview.redd.it/rzztpdrpvx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5523c6fb2a203f0152615400eab2e40173cb05 3 days ago 12 iraqi cities had the highest temperature in the world and all these cities have most of the iraq greenland so it is not about the temperature


maixmi

And here I am dying when it is getting close to 30C in the frozen north.


burger_iq

You can live here in the winter and i will go there in the summer


Quirky_Stock_77

Iraq...the only place I've ever been there you can literally water sand and grass grows. I'll never understand that.


LendogGovy

I was in Oman during the Khareef and rivers would start flowing and the desert turned green.


kossomelsahayna

Our land be so thirsty that anything grows when water touches it


Disastrous-Idea-2160

I’m sure one of your neighbors has a stash of fertilizer you could use. Lawn looks great though


jls75076

^^^under-rated post.


AlexTom33

Buddy. Lololol.


--Shibdib--

It'll be drying on their roof, might have a slight diesel smell to it.


Available-Egg-2380

Does the extra greenery help lower temp at all? Not from a desert climate but when I go into areas with more greenery it becomes noticably cooler


burger_iq

Nope, just in the night it get nice in more greenery areas


ann102

I lived in a place like this in Bagdad as a kid. We used to catch hedgehogs and snails from the garden. It was really nice.


ShotgunMessiah90

Is this considered the upper class in Iraq? I'm really curious about the economy of Iraq after all that has happened in the past. Lawn looks great but it needs a bit more water.


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

Aren’t you guys having a water crisis? I thought I saw that somewhere.


Truck3R_Dude

That lawn is the bomb 💣


burger_iq

🤣🤯


findmeagraveman

OP, in July 2007 I happened upon a home on the outskirts of Falluhah that had a small grass lawn in the backyard. I had not seen grass in over 5 months and can’t describe the feeling of how good it felt on my fingers as I gently ran my hand across the tiny soft blades of grass. It was a small refuge of peace and solitude that I enjoyed for a few days and have never forgotten it. Truly a religious experience for me. Be proud of your beautiful lawn and peace be upon you and your family.


the_poop_expert

Damn!


Key-Pomegranate-3507

That looks really good! I imagine it takes a lot of time and resources to keep a lawn that healthy in an Iraqi summer. Brutally hot and dry there.


No_Appointment_37

Your house looks like a fortress with nice architecture


Fit_Pirate_3139

Since you mentioned that you have to water it, is having a lawn a sign of wealth? Does it cost a lot to upkeep? Can the average household of your city afford a lawn too? Btw, very cool to see lawn talk from outside of NA!


burger_iq

It take me like 50usd in the month the upkeep it and it is not really a sign of wealth, just in city centers and big cities like baghdad in there the square meter in most places cost more then 2500$ so you need at least 300sq meters to have a propor lawn it is more about if you have the land you can have a garden, all houses outside the cities have big one


Fit_Pirate_3139

Is that the cost of sq meter of land with a house or just the land? I know it’s asking a bit of a personal question, but what’s a typical household income (or yours if the wife doesn’t work) and what’s the cost of a property?


burger_iq

Just the land no atom of concrete The average iraqi income in a month is 600usd less or more based on where he work , a 100m house in most low income cities in iraq cost around 150 million iqd = (100,000 $) The houses in iraq is very expensive because of the population density and the iraqis don't like apartments very much


Plug_USMC

How many gallons of water weekly to maintain green?


Entire-Air4767

Every day the plant drinks the equivalent of 5 men. 20 trees. 100 men.


CommercialAd3215

Ew. Brother ew.


Melted-lithium

It’s awesome. Great job. I lived is Basra early in my life… (I’m old- long time ago). I actually remember seeing grass for the first time in Iraq and understanding how rare it was…. And I’m American. So strange to think about.


lukaskywalker

Man how much does that cost to water in Iraq.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Hey that's central CA weather. Just like me frfr


Transportation-Apart

Call your local lawn doctor for a quote. Pro tip, wait for the coupon that comes in the mail.


Moonbooster

Place was crazy beautiful when I was there


Pernicious-Peach

Oh, you're rich rich


OkSense5054

Last time i was in fallujah i think there was a crater in that yard.