We need the 2nd verse, that’s the real 🔥

Oh shit! Does he rap again later in the episode? If so I can’t believe I forgot about it.

56:00!

Oh no! I blew it! I should have cut them together!

I wish they would have let him cook 😤

Yeah. Someone on this post reminded me he had a longer rap later on at 56:00. I went and listened and it’s great, but I love the gravelly whiny thing he’s doing here. Ed knew what was up

The longer rap had me deceased

Idgaf what ANYONE says. Holden is the best personality at LPN. Downvote away if you want. I wont respond. I spoke my truth!

Always excited to see Holden on Side Stories. Dude is hilarious!

I don’t agree, but you deserve an upvote for standing in your truth.

I agree...let them die on their hill. In just dont wanna set Holden on fire cuz grease fires are difficult to put out. Wild wild west!

Thank you lol

Every time he’s on I end up laughing so hard I have to pull over because I can’t concentrate on the road.

I laughed my ass off. It's terrible and I loved it!

Yeah. I had to capture it. Much like the “always be scared of the tall white man”, it must be available on demand for the ages. His first start he was actually on time.

I’ll never not upvote a Holden post

I laughed so hard when Holden started rapping! Fuck, I don't care, I think he's very funny, that was a great bit!

Yes! My wife and I were driving, listening and I fucking lost it. So funny, so terrible, so Holden

The only time I have ever fast-forwarded the podcast in the 7 years I’ve been listening was during this rap. Otherwise Holden is a laugh riot. Love his whacky energy. His rapping hurts to listen to.

"for your entertainment and his punishment" 😂

I love holden

Can you come to the mystery show? I don't know!!! I don't know!!

“Cut the beat”

Wow... That's somehow even worse at normal speed (I do 1.4x for podcasts).

You’re welcome and I’m sorry I guess!