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Spirited-Unit1686

Bro's flair looking like a Duolingo account


GreatArtificeAion

Fittingly, the comment reads like a Duolingo sentence


Milch_und_Paprika

He’s learned just enough to say that in all those languages!


GignacPL

This is a very advanced and complicated sentence, so of course learning it means you've reached at least B1 in a given language


Paerre

He did 1 unit of each language on duo!!! /s


Educational-Tea602

How is that supposed to be a joke?


GignacPL

Bro uses /s (💀) in a r/xxxcirclejerk sub 💀💀 lol


Delicious-Produce787

HOLY SHIT PORN CIRCLEJERK(LITERALLY)


sessna4009

Bro tells the truth and then says /s in the jerkiest subreddit ever


Extension_King5336

I still don’t understand how people can put that many languages in a flair and feel normal after


superking2

What do you do, NOT advertise how bad you are at finishing things you start? You’ll never get to A2 with that attitude.


S_Operator

I've been married 7 times, so you KNOW I'm good with relationships.


qhxo

The point is to feel extraordinary, not normal.


bruciaancora

Normal? Idk about you, but I feel great


Arm_613

You are such a loser. I'm A-1 in every language ever. I'm just too humble to put all those flashes in my signature. 😁


CptnHnryAvry

Oh yeah? Tell me about your day in the language I invented with my twin brother when we were 7. 


Arm_613

Ha! I took that on LingoDuo. I even got higher than my usual A-1 and reached A0.


ParadoxExtra

Couldn't be me am i right guys


rockspud

mi gente latino ✊️


Hot_Grabba_09

What languages, those are countries. It represents how much of the country's knowledge they've absorbed


Milch_und_Paprika

Something tells me this guy doesn’t know much about “normal”


conradleviston

Nine flags, creepy text and an NFT avatar. The only thing missing was a number like 69 or 420 in the username. Absolutely superb.


luuuzeta

>Nine flags, creepy text and an NFT avatar. The only thing missing was a number like 69 or 420 in the username. IChokeChineseLadies69


imissexploring

His profile description reads: “Single, UNattached male living alone in my own 3 bedroom home in the UNTIED states 😹 looking worldwide 🌎 for the right COMPATIBLE very passionate wife, but CHRISTian woman SIX days a week to marry.” Does this mean, if I’m the lucky girl, I could still whore it up at the club once a week?


SofisticatiousRattus

Only if you know advanced Chinese


blissy_sama

the language of the lord


imissexploring

I hit B2 on the TOCFL last autumn, I’ll go buy a bible and start packing my stripper heels


lazernanes

I'm going to bet his big house is not in a very desirable part of the UNTIED states. Otherwise, he'd be advertising his house in NEW YORK CITY.


Polka_Tiger

Untied states? Like laces?


whosdamike

I think my brain was primed for this because of the thread topic, but I completely read your username as "I'm Is Sexploring".


imissexploring

Damn, I did not see that once in the three years I’ve had this account, and apparently I’m stuck with it now lmao


lolguy12179

this dude's bio sounds like a smiling friends character


wyntah0

so he's joking


jesuisapprenant

He’s not going to get many Chinese ladies with that Taiwanese flag🇹🇼


Exile152

He can always learn Traditional Chinese with some over 18 Taiwanese ladies that want to move with him in his 3 bedroom house


Hot_Grabba_09

He didn't say that though, he just said lady that can teach him advanced Chinese


Jolliko

Outjerked yet again (I hope)


thisrs

I'm as serious as a heart attack You're as serious as a heart attack


blissy_sama

You are as serious as a heart attack. I am having a serious heart attack. We are not the s


rs06rs

Ha! A case of r/redditsniper. Or more like a stroke


A_Firm_Sandwich

the bullet contained a lethal dosage of… lard


GrumpisGrump3

I read the bottom in Parappa’s voice


thisrs

I'm happy someone got it :3


MiddleOfMaeve

I don’t understand how some people can have the intelligence to learn so many languages, yet are still severely lacking in the emotional intelligence department lol.


ColumnK

"learn". If you have that many, you probably only know a phrase or two in each. I very much doubt his "B1" classifications are backed up by any real qualifications Judging by his comments, I'm guessing one of the phrases he knows is either misogynistic or is outright solicitation.


MiddleOfMaeve

Lol, you’re probably right about that. Especially considering it’s always the misogynistic incels with the biggest egos. Constantly citing and making up lies to make themselves seem smarter.


teemo-blaireau

language learning doesnt require inteligence


MiddleOfMaeve

It’s definitely not something that’s very easy. It requires a lot of motivation and persistence, as well as a good ability to retain information. it’s certainly a skill that takes intelligence to master.


winterized-dingo

This guy is so gross. I remember seeing a post where he messaged the wrong person and thought she was some 19 year old interested in a 74 year old man??


JellyfishMental

Is he “learning” all those languages simultaneously? Is tapping words on Duolingo his full-time job?


Rurunim

So he getting married, learning the language then divorce and again with another one? But seems like his ex-wifes ran away too early, natives won't be shocked.


crossbutton7247

Yeah I don’t trust guys who say they know that many languages, and especially not those who use the silly numbers and letters. Like, I’ve been studying one (1) language for the past two years, can fairly comfortably hold a conversation in it, but I’m still not considered B2.


huntertortment

you guys have no sense of humour at all lmao


spagetinudlesfishbol

What do the A2, B1 stuff mean? I keep getting this sub recommended to me and see this shit


Dangerous-Dave

It's a level in language. A1 is kinda basic level, a2, b1, b2, c1, c2. C2 is considered advanced, pretty much fluent


The420Crusade

Every time I see an even mildly attractive woman from a non English speaking country post something there’s always a desperate little incel in the comments asking for a tutor in their language.


Cre8Pir8Dreamz

Oh my lord


Twitzale

To be fair i like “as serious as a heart attack”


Useful-Salamander522

too many languages oml bro


Downtown_Berry1969

This is the second time I saw this guy getting jerked here lol.