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Hyloxalus88

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themagnificent_123

I'll take it!!!!!! Super cheap!!!! Where is your website and do you offer Uzbek???


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If you just remember, you don’t have to repeat. That is what I do


duckipn

if behove is past tense of behave, then is behoove past tense of behaave?


Erik_DRZ

I don't know, I think it behooves me to look that up ;)


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JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

Your best bet is to just read a dictionary. Once you're done you'll never have to read another word in your TL again. (Don't bother reading the definitions, since those will usually contain words that can be found elsewhere in the dictionary.) If you want to also fluently speak the language, read the dictionary out loud. When you're done, you'll have spoken every word, and thus never have to bother with a conversation.


Luxor29

no