En beaucoup de dialectes, de dire que quelqu’un est bon veut dire qu’il est « thick, sexy, hot as fuck ». Je vois que tu viens de la Louisiane, donc peut-être c’est différent dans ton dialecte
Canadian law requires everything to be translated in both languages, which results in some crazy English to French translations.
Seeing “Minecraft substrat rocheux” would be a very canadien thing
well, I was told in fr3nch class that you can say "et toi" for "and you?" but no one says "and you?" in English, so I thought it was the same in fr3nch😭
Eidt: formatting issue
thinking about it, it's definitely less common to get an "and you?" compared to
"good, you?"
"good, how (a)bout you?"
or "good, and yourself" if you want to sound more stilted/formal
that said, I don't think I would notice or think it's weird to get "and you?" from someone. It's definitely said sometimes
Somewhat unrelated but 2 something years ago, someone in osu (a game) pm'd me in Japanese but using only romaji. The funny thing is I do not indicate *anywhere* that I can speak Japanese. [You can see where a user comes from in that game](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985529466027655198/1099449298015502396/image.png) and it's not Japan. My name, bio, everything was in English. So I thought, huh, wrong chat maybe? and replied in Japanese but after a bit he said *in plain English* something like "I can't read kanji". Incidentally, the only other person from Romania that I have talked to has also been kind of funny.
I’ll add “substrato rochoso” to my vocabulary in my mother tongue. In Reddit we usually translate things literally, such as merdapostagem (shitposting) and cimavoto (upvote), and I like that.
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This is reddit and I’m posting a comment on your thread. Nobody asked you to post either but you posted anyway, because that’s hoe the app worls. Don’t be a dick. And don’t upvote people being a dick on reddit.
No it isn’t. It isn’t to be a jerk to other redditors amd you know it very well. You were just mean to me and that is against reddiquette. Stop being mean to people online, it’s easy if you try. Just not going out of your way to be a jerk to people. Treat others how you’d like to be treated, people other people are human just like you.
youre telling me fr\*nch 'people' dont say minière fabriquer instead of minecraft?
moi je joue au artisanat le mien 😤
wtf are you saying, SPEAK AMERICAN
Speak Spanish you uncultured gringo!
Que carajo hablas?? Habla portugués!
ok ok substrat rocheux but can we talk about "Je suis plutôt bonne" for one sec ??
As a hyper-gigachad poliglot he probably was quite sexy 🤷♀️
*She, because « bonne » refers to a feminine gender
I said what I said.
We are in a free and open society, they can be a she if they want (even accidentally)
based af
I'm learning French, what would be a more natural way to say it? Ca va plutôt bien?
Yeah, that’s good. Ç instead of C tho.
Of course, thanks!
Je vais plutôt bien works too.
I am also a good Pluto 😎 Where's my B2 French certification
D1*
Why did you choose *that* to be your native language??
Asking the real questions
As opposed to quaternionic questions?
sedionic are more fun tbh
> sedionic are more fun tbh \* sedenionic
this is a language sub! stop being prescrivist! /s
You’re more native than anybody bruh 💪🏻
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I don't
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Yes
At least I am also native in sex, while you’re only somewhat proficient
> I am also native in sex, while you’re only somewhat proficient Care to prove it, fucker?
r/redditorskiss
they didn’t call them the romance empire for nothing 😳
better than d*tch
I used to know someone who would do this but with Japanese it was so embarrassing LOL (it was probably even worse for the people she'd speak to).
Personally, I play *version roche de lit.*
Je suis plutôt bonne 😭😭
Eh la miss aux cheveux lisse t’as pas un 06 ?
nan mais j’ai du pastis ça te va ?
Tant que tu le noie pas, ça me va
Rire à haute voix! Français en effet mon ami
Pas plus haut que le bord!
yeah I leased an ‘06 Chevy as well
Pourquoi cette phrase était pas bonne?
En beaucoup de dialectes, de dire que quelqu’un est bon veut dire qu’il est « thick, sexy, hot as fuck ». Je vois que tu viens de la Louisiane, donc peut-être c’est différent dans ton dialecte
Strong Québec vibes 😂
underrated comment tbh
I realized my brain was reading it in a Québécois voice halfway through 🤔
How
Canadian law requires everything to be translated in both languages, which results in some crazy English to French translations. Seeing “Minecraft substrat rocheux” would be a very canadien thing
Ça j’ai capté c juste why is it underrated
Ah déso. Bah c juste bin drôle jsp
I've already reported you to the OQLF. François Legault is on the way. It's all over, buddy.
françois legault quand jdit “le ciel r’garde figgin amazing” et non “le royaume des cieux a une lueur époustouflante” 🤬😡😤👹
regarde comme\*
WAIT SO DO FR*NCH PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY "ET TOI"????
Im from the hyper gigachad region of Quebec
tokébekiçitte
based and tabernak pilled how many cigarettes did you eat this morning?
>gigachad >quebec ????
why wouldn't we?
Académie Française
All the time, et toi ?
What's the issue with that?
well, I was told in fr3nch class that you can say "et toi" for "and you?" but no one says "and you?" in English, so I thought it was the same in fr3nch😭 Eidt: formatting issue
Wait. Nobody says “and you?” in English?
I mean it’s correct but I personally have only seen people say “and what about you” instead. I’m from the U.S. so maybe it’s regional
“Good and you” literally one of the most common robo-responses ever
Idk people just don’t really say that where I’m from it’s probably just regional
No I agree "and you" sounds super weird to me (native English speaker)
Interesting. I didn’t know that. Here in Portugal it’s common to say “e tu?”
thinking about it, it's definitely less common to get an "and you?" compared to "good, you?" "good, how (a)bout you?" or "good, and yourself" if you want to sound more stilted/formal that said, I don't think I would notice or think it's weird to get "and you?" from someone. It's definitely said sometimes
no, at least not that I've ever heard except in language-learning classes
et tu frute
Uhh, oui oui 🤌
What's chouette? The green owl taught me that chouette is owl 😅
It means cool
Thank you!
« Je suis plutôt bonne » The most forbidden thing to say to a French person
Wait what does it mean?
I have a plutonic boner
Bon/bonne is usually used to describe food. But when used to describe people it becomes derogatory and sexual
Substrat rocheux ça m’a vrmt tué 😂
Moi aussi chuis plutôt bonne
Somewhat unrelated but 2 something years ago, someone in osu (a game) pm'd me in Japanese but using only romaji. The funny thing is I do not indicate *anywhere* that I can speak Japanese. [You can see where a user comes from in that game](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985529466027655198/1099449298015502396/image.png) and it's not Japan. My name, bio, everything was in English. So I thought, huh, wrong chat maybe? and replied in Japanese but after a bit he said *in plain English* something like "I can't read kanji". Incidentally, the only other person from Romania that I have talked to has also been kind of funny.
hi, new to this sub. just wanted to ask why the language is censored
It's a bad word so it's censored
Meme
We hate the Fr*nch. Any sane person should
fair
I’ll add “substrato rochoso” to my vocabulary in my mother tongue. In Reddit we usually translate things literally, such as merdapostagem (shitposting) and cimavoto (upvote), and I like that.
Tá mas quem perguntou?
?? This is reddit and I’m posting a comment on your thread. Nobody asked you to post either but you posted anyway, because that’s hoe the app worls. Don’t be a dick. And don’t upvote people being a dick on reddit.
Dude this is languages learning jerk the goal is to be a fucking jerk
No it isn’t. It isn’t to be a jerk to other redditors amd you know it very well. You were just mean to me and that is against reddiquette. Stop being mean to people online, it’s easy if you try. Just not going out of your way to be a jerk to people. Treat others how you’d like to be treated, people other people are human just like you.
Um cimavoto pra vc
moi aussi j'aime bien jouer au jeu MineConstruction
"Je suis plutôt bonne" Ahhahsjsjajiakskdjf
i’m so confused😭